This bitch is following Posh Spice’s lead. She was in an all girl band in the UK called Girls Aloud, not the Spice Girls, but both have the word “GIRLS” in their names. Now she’s marrying a “U.K. Footballer” named Ashley Cole and he may not be Beckham but he showers with him. This is creepier than my Lohan stalker posts, but that’s not the point. I really don’t have a point. I never do. Thanks for reading.

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I am posting links, because links are fun. If I forgot your link (Zini) or if you have links for me, feel free to email me. It makes me feel loved, something I never felt growing up. Thanks in advance.

I think this is Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan Singing GO

…who cares what I think….

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.

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She had implants when she was slammin’ that fat kid from the TV show the Osbornes. Then she had them removed. Now she has cleavage. That is the story of Kimberly Stewart’s tits.

I have stories of other sets of tits if you are interested, but you will have to keep coming back to this site to hear them. Tell your friends.

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I love how Madonna doesn’t realize she’s washed up because she still sells out shows. She is also a gay man cliche. I heard that you aren’t allowed to suck another man’s dick unless you are down with Madonna. It’s something fags are taught while learning how to speak with a lisp, while styling hair and dancing.

It’s not something fags learn while getting molested by their school teacher, baseball coach or whoever else taught them the HOMO way. But something they learn while doing crystal meth and E and barebacking with other molested dudes.

I guess the irony of this post is that Madonna’s rockin a Juicy track suit, while her menopausal pussy isn’t really all that Juicy….that’s like me wearing a shirt that says “SLIM”.

Cuddles.

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I love how Madonna doesn’t realize she’s washed up because she still sells out shows. She is also a gay man cliche. I heard that you aren’t allowed to suck another man’s dick unless you are down with Madonna. It’s something fags are taught while learning how to speak with a lisp, while styling hair and dancing.

It’s not something fags learn while getting molested by their school teacher, baseball coach or whoever else taught them the HOMO way. But something they learn while doing crystal meth and E and barebacking with other molested dudes.

I guess the irony of this post is that Madonna’s rockin a Juicy track suit, while her menopausal pussy isn’t really all that Juicy….that’s like me wearing a shirt that says “SLIM”.

Cuddles.

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I have destroyed my sperm and there’s really almost no chance of having a baby but if it did happen, the motherfucker would be a retard, like X-Tina’s brother.

The reason I would want to have a retard for a kid is simple. They are easy to entertian. It wouldn’t need expensive videogame systems or designer clothes. I could wrap the motherfucker up in Christmas wrapping paper that I got on sale at the dollar store in March, and it wouldn’t know the difference. I could give the little fucker two rocks to bang together and tell him it’s a Nintendo. I could take the retard to Wal Mart and tell it that he’s at DisneyWorld. It would be the easiest thing to fuck with and I’d take him everywhere, cuz walking around with a retard makes you look like a nice guy. Being a nice guy, gets you back alley blowjobs.

Point of the story is that X-Tina’s brother looks like a retard, as he’s walking around with a medal. I always get nervous when I post pictures of little boys. I am sure you can understand why.

Bonus – X-Tina at the Entertianment Weekly Party Last Week

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I have destroyed my sperm and there’s really almost no chance of having a baby but if it did happen, the motherfucker would be a retard, like X-Tina’s brother.

The reason I would want to have a retard for a kid is simple. They are easy to entertian. It wouldn’t need expensive videogame systems or designer clothes. I could wrap the motherfucker up in Christmas wrapping paper that I got on sale at the dollar store in March, and it wouldn’t know the difference. I could give the little fucker two rocks to bang together and tell him it’s a Nintendo. I could take the retard to Wal Mart and tell it that he’s at DisneyWorld. It would be the easiest thing to fuck with and I’d take him everywhere, cuz walking around with a retard makes you look like a nice guy. Being a nice guy, gets you back alley blowjobs.

Point of the story is that X-Tina’s brother looks like a retard, as he’s walking around with a medal. I always get nervous when I post pictures of little boys. I am sure you can understand why.

Bonus – X-Tina at the Entertianment Weekly Party Last Week

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I try to stay sober when I know I have a performance to make, because let’s face it, everytime I write on this piece of shit site, I feel like a dancing monkey.

I originally started writing this post the other night while I was wasted, right before passing out. I woke up to this on the screen:

Let’s make some Pam Anderson AIDS jokes. Bitch is not a whore, she’s patient zero. She’s not here to make you cum, but she is here to say that everyday is AIDS DAY for her cooter. You would probably still fuck her without a condom, because that’s just the type of reader I attract. I don’t know if my heart is still beating, but I do know I have one eye shut as I type this, so that I can see the screen. I am trying to pretend I am sober and all the words make sense right now.

I have decided that my drinking is bad for business, but sober or wasted, I still think Pam Anderson is the dirtiest piece of ass Canada has ever produced. Even dirtier than Lara Roxx (and she bangs black people), that’s the story I heard.

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