Here are some links for you to look at, because surfing the internet is kinda what I do when everyone I know is out spending their money and fucking bitches, while I try to avoid my whore of wife and stepdaughter’s friends. If your link isn’t here and you want it to be, then email me – Asshole.

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Way to steal all of egotastics pics

Number 1 – I don’t get my pics, a lovely mexican farmer does it for me and we are in love on the computer

Number 2 – Every Celebrity site steals all their fucking pics

Number 3 – Egotastic is my URL that was STOLEN from me by the webmaster who has made lots of money off of. According to my lawyer, Brad Goldstein, I have a case, but wouldn’t waste my time on that shit….so even if those pics were stolen from his site, that motherfucker can count the money in his bank account and consider it payment. Cuddles.

Number 4 – The writing behind Egotastic, Phil, actually worked with me on Drunkenstepfather.com. He had access to my emails, he saw all my contacts, and he used them to launch his site, with my URL, my concept, my concept. When I first started the site, he wrote a few posts as Senior Magnifico …

Jesus Martinez to Phil
8/5/04

Let’s register EGOTASTIC.COM

Phil to me
8/5/04

Yeah. I just want to ask a few people first, if that’s OK. I’m fairly certain that we won’t lose it.

Jesus Martinez to Phil
8/5/04

I guess. I may register it, I think people will hate it initially, becuase it’s gay. But trust me, it is the one.

Phil to me
8/5/04

Hold off on registering it. I like it too, but I’d like to be sure. Plus, it makes more sense if I register it, because I’ll have to edit the settings when we start hosting the site, etc.

So go fuck yourself with your weak accusations motherfucker and stay the fuck away from this site, we don’t want your homosexual kind here.

For the record, I was first on those bikini pics. Get your facts straight, cunt.

Cuddles and Tell Your Friends that we have Pam Anderson’s tits…

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Nothing says I am a lady and I like dresses, flowers and make-up, like a mexican bitch with abs. You know that this slut is the kind of girl who rips your cock off with her strength, leaving you bloody and dickless after you finally get her drunk enough to let you dick fuck her for a change sinceyou are tired of getting on all fours and letting her use a strap on on you. I don’t know if that made sense, but I don’t usually make sense. What I do do though is avoid these kind of roughneck bitches like they are AIDS because there is nothing that I hate more than running being greeted by a girl who punches me in the shoulder like she was on my baseball team. I don’t play baseball, but you know what I mean.

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The problem with doing what I do is that I run out of things to say about celebrities, because let’s face it, I know nothing about them. I just post paparazzi pics to get traffic, and even that doesn’t work for me. When I used to drop the T-Shirt of the Day and Sexual Restraint of the Day and the Stepedestrian of the Day, I had a lot more traffic, but still I continure to post this garbage celeb paparazzi shit, running about against all these GENIUS bloggers who are insanely funny, witty, insightful, homosexual, depressing and llame. But that’s not the point of this post, the point is to say I dropped the best line on Mischa Barton and how she was at her hottest and got me hard when she played a dead 14 year old covered in puke in Sixth Sense. I really can’t top that, but the delivery on it was way better the last time I wrote it. Either way, bitch is standing around like a fucking street whore in her heels and a fucked up the ass for 40 dollars an hour after a 18 hour rush posture. That’s the story I heard…..Tell your friends.

Bonus: All Glam, All The Time, I call this 300 dollars an Hour.

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Pink is like one of those classy bitches who you meet in a small town you’re driving through, who works the local chip wagon. You have no problem with slammin her in your motel room, since you’re just passing through town and will never have to see her again, but if this was back at home, you wouldn’t even look twice, unless you were a closet case faggot, in which case you’d like your women to have bigger testicles than you.

Unfortunately, Pink is famous and has a lot of money, so you can’t accuse her man of being a faggot and you can’t really call her the chip wagon lady, but you can guarantee that she is the equivalent of a 21 year old model marrying a 65 year old billionaire, where she plays the billionaire. I would wallet fuck Pink right to the fucking bank where I would then Bank Account fuck her and cum all over her diamond studded jewelry box. Too bad I can’t get erections otherwise bitch would be mine.

I love that she smokes while riding her bike, that shit reminds me of 70 year old french men with no teeth and no money who roll around my ‘hood. Nothing says sexy like 70 year old french men with no teeth and no money.

Bonus – Pink in Concert

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I am sitting at my cardboard box of a desk thinking to myself that this cunt Victoria Silvstedt gets no work and is a glorified escort who lets midget billionaire Greek men go down on her in public. She’s a ex Playboy model and was in a movie but lets face it, that didn’t make her enough money to sustain herself. I am not saying that she’s the kind of whore who fishes for the 25 dollars you just threw into a shit filled toilet bowl as payment for licking your dirty ass cuz she’s that desperate. When I found out she had a legal team in France who threatened us, I realized the money must be coming in fron somewhere. Now my questions have been answered as we have proof of bitch working. She is doing a commercial for Axe in the UK. This shit’s high fucking profile. I wonder if she does comic book conventions and bar mitzvah’s. Grab your first titty here Herschel. Motherfuckers.

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I am fucked right now. I used my genius Spic girl commentary yesterday, and it wasn’t even to Spic girl pictures. So here I am sitting on these Spic girl pictures, with no Spic girl story, because I wasted it on some Non-Spic yesterday. I don’t even know who Michelle Rodriguez is by from now on she’s going to make bring feelings of HATE out in me because she is the reason for this horrible editorial disaster.

I can say that I do have a bit of an armpit fascination that started when an old greek friend of mine told me he pit fucked his ex gf because she was some traditional greek girl who wanted to wait until marriage before vagina fucking. But she would let him fuck her up the ass and one day while licking her armpit, Kosta decided to run to the kitchen and get the olive oil for a whole new armpit adventure. I have never fucked an armpit and that is why Kosta is more a man than I will ever be.

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July 1st is moving day in Montreal. That means all leases are up and all students and people moving, move on that day. When people move, they usually throw out anything that’s either too annoying to pack or too annoying to move. I am a lazy motherfucker and decided to check out the trash for any golden finds, 6 days too late. I am pretty happy that I came across an old pile of tupperwear, because that’s what we use for plates at the Martinez household. There’s still rotten food in the motherfuckers, but I’ll just let it soak in bleach for a few hours. Speaking of 6 day old garbage and rotten food, here’s some pics of Naomi Watts waiting for a taxi. Start masturbating NOW. Assholes.

Isn’t it funny how hailing a taxi looks a lot like sieg heiling….

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I do what I can for my useless readers and I am annoyed by one of them. He writes “I wanna jerk off to a bitch smoking cigarettes” in every single post. Dude, I understand that we all have fetishes and you jerking off to some cunt with a cigarette in her mouth is not that big of a fucking deal. It’s not like you are kidnapping girls and locking them in your basement and jerking off to their whimpers or something equally disturbuing, but reading the same shit in every post gets tired, just like this fucking website. I am surprised some of you still come back.

I guess that means you’re the comment of the week, send your address to claim your prize and tell your friends.

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When I first looked at these Kevin Bacon pics, I was excited for the motherfucker. I haven’t seen him around in 15 years and the last time I did see him was in the shower fully exposing himself. No, I don’t have that kind of relationship with this dude, it was in a movie. I love how whenever a movie shows full male frontal fags go fucking crazy, like they have never seen a dick before, like they are dick virgins and don’t have a dick of their fucking own. But dick’s not the point of this post, the point is that I thought Kevin was slammin both this bikini bitches, like in that Neve Campbell/Denise Richard’s movie, but realized that the darker haired one is probably 13 years old and I am sure this fucker wouldn’t compromise his nonexistant career for some ripe 13 year old box.

Bonus: While Kevin Bacon Gets Pussy, Tony Danza Gets Groceries