I have decided that I don’t like sluts. I like classy ladies. I have never been drawn to girls who look like hookers/strippers because my mind starts playing tricks on me to the point where all I can smell is syphilis in the air when I am with them. Most guys are busy tucking their boners into their pants, trying to hide the fact that all they want to do is fuck the shit out of them, while I backburner the shit and try to avoid further conversation so that I can go home and question my sexuality on my blog. Eliza Dushku looks like a total piece of stripper trash in her ripped jeans and whore boots and all I can smell is syphilis. Thanks.

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I have decided that I don’t like sluts. I like classy ladies. I have never been drawn to girls who look like hookers/strippers because my mind starts playing tricks on me to the point where all I can smell is syphilis in the air when I am with them. Most guys are busy tucking their boners into their pants, trying to hide the fact that all they want to do is fuck the shit out of them, while I backburner the shit and try to avoid further conversation so that I can go home and question my sexuality on my blog. Eliza Dushku looks like a total piece of stripper trash in her ripped jeans and whore boots and all I can smell is syphilis. Thanks.

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Jude Law dresses like a 16 year old girl and this concludes my first post that has no vagina in it. Making it by default the Gayest Stepfather Post of the day.

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Jude Law dresses like a 16 year old girl and this concludes my first post that has no vagina in it. Making it by default the Gayest Stepfather Post of the day.

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I would like to start off this post by saying I fucking hate Italy, Soccer and Italy Soccer Fans. Those motherfuckers were honking all fucking night and I think it is the reason I had my little incident with that slut who ripped the sleeve off my shirt. I don’t watch soccer and I don’t care about European sports. In fact, I don’t care about any sports. What I do care about though is jackasses with flags strapped to their car and a heavy hand on the horn. That’s all I have to say about that. Here’s Cameron Diaz with some cha-chi motherfucker who went more hip hop than Gucci, but you know her and her love for white dudes who think they’re black. Tell your friends.

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Here are some vintage Carmen Electra “Itchy Cooch/Wet Spot on her Pants” pictures from last week. If you want to discuss how other sites are way faster than me and how useless I am, do it here because I am useless. I am also fat, impotent and feel like my heart is going to explode everytime I walk up stairs. I can’t hold my booze, my wife hates me but stays with me because she is scared of being alone. I have a pretty shitty fucking life and no money and when it is all said and done, I smile, because there’s nothing better than a life of posting last week pictures, if you know what I mean. Which you probably don’t. Cuddles.

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Here are some vintage Carmen Electra “Itchy Cooch/Wet Spot on her Pants” pictures from last week. If you want to discuss how other sites are way faster than me and how useless I am, do it here because I am useless. I am also fat, impotent and feel like my heart is going to explode everytime I walk up stairs. I can’t hold my booze, my wife hates me but stays with me because she is scared of being alone. I have a pretty shitty fucking life and no money and when it is all said and done, I smile, because there’s nothing better than a life of posting last week pictures, if you know what I mean. Which you probably don’t. Cuddles.

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I feel like Alicia Silverstone today. Old, Washed Up, Hungover and Fat. Bitch doesn’t even wear a bathing suit to the beach, she dresses like some Swiss cow herding chocolate eating mountain girl.

The reason I feel like this cunt is because I went out for drinks last night, and now realize that my body can’t handle drinking anymore. After 3 drinks I was slurring my words and offending a polish girl. As the night went on and more drinks were drinked and I ended up upsetting another girl by calling her a slut, only this bitch wasn’t so decent about it, she ended up punching me in the face and ripping my shirt sleeve off. I walked home sleeveless. Thanks Slut.

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Here are some links for you to look at, because surfing the internet is kinda what I do when everyone I know is out spending their money and fucking bitches, while I try to avoid my whore of wife and stepdaughter’s friends. If your link isn’t here and you want it to be, then email me – Asshole.

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This is the comment I am responding to….

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Author :
Jsnake (IP: 69.168.68.0 , 69-168-68-0.albyny.adelphia.net)

Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=69.168.68.0

Way to steal all of egotastics pics

Number 1 – I don’t get my pics, a lovely mexican farmer does it for me and we are in love on the computer

Number 2 – Every Celebrity site steals all their fucking pics

Number 3 – Egotastic is my URL that was STOLEN from me by the webmaster who has made lots of money off of. According to my lawyer, Brad Goldstein, I have a case, but wouldn’t waste my time on that shit….so even if those pics were stolen from his site, that motherfucker can count the money in his bank account and consider it payment. Cuddles.

Number 4 – The writing behind Egotastic, Phil, actually worked with me on Drunkenstepfather.com. He had access to my emails, he saw all my contacts, and he used them to launch his site, with my URL, my concept, my concept. When I first started the site, he wrote a few posts as Senior Magnifico …

Jesus Martinez to Phil
8/5/04

Let’s register EGOTASTIC.COM

Phil to me
8/5/04

Yeah. I just want to ask a few people first, if that’s OK. I’m fairly certain that we won’t lose it.

Jesus Martinez to Phil
8/5/04

I guess. I may register it, I think people will hate it initially, becuase it’s gay. But trust me, it is the one.

Phil to me
8/5/04

Hold off on registering it. I like it too, but I’d like to be sure. Plus, it makes more sense if I register it, because I’ll have to edit the settings when we start hosting the site, etc.

So go fuck yourself with your weak accusations motherfucker and stay the fuck away from this site, we don’t want your homosexual kind here.

For the record, I was first on those bikini pics. Get your facts straight, cunt.

Cuddles and Tell Your Friends that we have Pam Anderson’s tits…

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