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2020

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just heard some of the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard tapes, not that I care about celebrity gossip, but everyone is turning on the bitch. Finally.

Funny that I’ve always had Johnny Depp’s back.

I’ve always called Amber Heard a ghetto fucking snake.

I never believed that Johnny Depp did anything to her and that is was a full fucking set up because her even being with Johnny Depp was a fucking set up. I’ve hated that trash since she first showed up on the scene and claimed she was bi-sexual for attention before she found her real target….

Yet, I’ve been positioned as some misogynist woman hater when I just know women fucking lie…pathological…without any fucking remorse because all their care about is their fucking life/world/etc.

So as Johnny Depp was cancelled cuz some trash whore sold him out, and as she tried to take all his money, cuz some trash whore sold him out, the trash whore was seen as a hero….

I have known women to cry rape, cry sexual assault, cry “I was drugged” when they drank too much, cry “battered wife” all when that story suited their agenda. They believed their lies, sure…but that doesn’t make them any less fucking psycho…

Don’t believe all women this weekend…or ever….

Remember scripted reality is nonsense when reality reality is fucking ridiculous…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cancel Amber Heard.
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Self Proclaimed QUEER Actress of the Day
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The Doctor Who Said 90k People have Corona Virus is Dead
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Charli XCX Legs
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Jessica Simpson Turned Down Lead Role in The Notebook
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Elephants Saluting Humans that Helped them!
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Massive Far Interrupts Kids VLOG
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Brooke Nader is Hot
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Josie Canseco Looking Rough while Partying in Miami
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Fat Actor who Lost a Shit Ton of Weight
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The AC/DC Belly Dancer
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Movie Full Frontal
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Fran Drescher – New Sitcom
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2020

03

Feb

Lady Gaga Creeper Cam Captures her Thong of the Day

The highlight of my career as a blogger is probably representative of how bad my career as a blogger has actually been, but the highlight is still when I snuck into some party in Toronto after some event I managed to get VIP bracelets for back in 2009.

I had some baby daddy to some celebrity I had randomly met give me these gold VIP bracelets to the open bar VIP area…where I drank my fucking face off, held hands with Fergie and who the fuck knows what else happened….I lost my camera in a taxi to the after party, where Lady Gaga was just launching her career and was wearing some leotard outfit. She was with Perez Hilton, basically sucking his gay fat dick for publicity, because he was relevant…..and I moseyed on over, stood next to their security, stuck my hand through the people and fondled Lady Gaga’s ass…pretty fucking hard…and she didn’t react, I didn’t get caught, I didn’t get kicked out…but Perez Hilton had a fist fight with Will.I.Am….

So even then, I thought Gaga was a monster….but the ass was alright…and will forever be my Weinstein moment of sexual assault that I’d get arrested for today…but in 2009 was all good…

I didn’t get a boner or any sexual satisfaction but while drunk I just wanted to see how firm it was…and it was firm…

10.5 years later…her ass still exists…it still does nothing for me…but it reminds me of a better time…of grabbing celebrity ass. It happened once. It was enough to call myself a Celebrity ass grabber.

This is Gaga milking her ass or some bullshit cuz she’s bullshit….for attention…like she’s been doing for over a decade now.

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2020

31

Jan

Get Your Hangover Prevention Pills for Super Bowl Weekend

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You may not be a social media influencer on your way to a weekend in Miami. Killing it at all the parties pretty much EVERYONE is putting on but that doesn’t mean you can’t kill it in your own way, in your own city, town, village, camp, home and by kill it I mean get drunk every night including but not limited to Sunday Night since Super Bowl happens on Sunday…it is a religious experience.

If you’re not like me, and you have a job, you know that Monday Morning is going to be HELL for you and not just because of too many bowls of Chilli, Nachos but also all that beer. The cesspool that is your stomach, the struggling that is your live is nothing to look forward to. Even if your team wins.

I’m a drunk, the site is called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER, I drink…and with drinking comes a perpetual hangover, cirrhosis and all that other good stuff. So I know hangovers and they suck.

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2020

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People are such whores now. You can be walking through the aisles of the grocery store and right there behind the baked goods counter is a girl with her pants down taking a selfie. You can’t tell if that selfie is for her to text her doctor to identify a rash, for her family and friends on Instagram or if she’s an amateur porn girl doing some public nudity / masturbation for her porn feed. So many reasons for a young girl to be pants down in a grocery store and I’d you don’t think that’s great and if you fear her nudity giving your muffins herpes or other getting germs – you’re missing the damn point.

Morning Links…OK…

Chinese Travel Presenter Regrets Eating Bat Soup
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Marisa Papen – Nude in the Water
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Irina Shayk Once Thought she was a Dude
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80 Year Old Woman Dating a 35 Year Old Man
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Fast and Furious 9 Trailer is Here – Great
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Coworker Eats Entire Cake
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Lebron Gets a Kobe Tattoo Cuz They Gay
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The Girl WHo Voices Pepa the Pig Has Stepped Down – What Will You Masturbate to Now?
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Woman Fat Shamed for Falling Through Ice
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Worst News Reading
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2020

28

Jan

Elsie Hewitt – The Tits Ryan Philippe Beat of the Day

Elsie Hewitt who you can follow on instagram at @ELSIE , is one of those big natural titty girls from instagram who was able to amass a following by using her tits to get noticed or to be taken seriously by rich dudes.

I don’t know her end goal or how much of a sugar baby she actually is, because I don’t actually care.

I just know that her claim to fame, or the biggest shit she’s done, is accuse Ryan Philippe of beating her when they were “dating”.

It is another one of those stories of if you’re a famous dude, you have a lot of exposure, and this generation of woman is a clever opportunist who is entitled and thinks they deserve everything because they have over 500k instagram followers. They have a distorted perception of sex, relationship and rape and sexual assault. They don’t have brains, they just have memes and half information from reading headlines and not really grasping how the world works. They’ve been coddled their whole life, they can’t fail in elementary school, everyone gets a participation prize. The world their oyster.

Anyway, she was clever enough to sue Philippe for a million dollars, cash in when things don’t work out for you, and who will believe him in this #metoo era. Good timing. Take advantage of exploiting the highest profile dick you can seduce on IG.

That’s not to say Philippe is a good guy, or that he didn’t punch her when she was out of control at his house, throwing a tantrum….it’s just to say he’s a fucking idiot…these tits aren’t worth that headache…not tits are worth the headache yet all these motherfuckers get caught up in this shit. Idiots.

Well these are those tits in a photoshoot.

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2020

21

Jan

Bella Hadid Slutty for Fashion of the Day

As it turns out I fucking hate the Fashion Industry.

It’s like all the lame sneaker collecting weirdos you hated 20 years ago are running all the high end fashion brand and the models they are casting are Bella Hadid.

Not only do they pollute the world with overpriced garbage no one actually needs, creating this hype to give people something to spend their money on, they are just a gang of posers

I know what you’re thinking, what the fuck does Jesus Martinez a 50 year old pervert degenerate drunk know about fashion, and why would he like fashion. Well as it turns out I used to jerk off to fashion shows because they were televised on Sundays in the 90s and I learned all about it. I’d also jerk off to Vogue and all the other magazines because they’d have naked or half naked models and it wasn’t shameful to buy them, if anything having them in your house would get you laid.

I know fashion, despite wearing soiled sweatpants everyday, and the way things are going soiled sweatpants is probably a trend so long as they have a dumb label on them and cost 1000s of dollars.

I’ve always knows that fashion was a scam for rich people, it was always snobby, but at least it looked rich and expensive and classy. Back then kids just didn’t want designer clothing, so it was for some high society shit and the models were fucking hot.

But now…now…the models are tranny looking hard faced brats like Bella Hadid….I mean this bitch is disgusting…and is considered the top model…which basically is just an extension of how lame that fashion industry is.

Topless or not, fuck Bella Hadid and the scam she’s been milking….and fuck fashion it’s a lie.

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2020

17

Jan

Kelly Gale’s Almost Butthole, Cameltoe and See Through Wet Shirt of the Day

Kelly Gale is one of Victoria’s Secret’s Angels during their rebrand. You know as they try to separate themselves from financing Epstein and not supporting fat girls or Trannies, which is apparently what people are actually mad about on social media, and that companies pander to, instead of saying fuck off….even though at one point Victoria’s Secret tried to say fuck off and their Creative Director got fired for it…they’re here trying to salvage shit….but the real thing they should be made about is that whole FINANCING EPSTEIN….that dude human trafficked 12 year olds, and I guess Victoria’s Secret back in the day Human Trafficked 16 year olds from Brazil that they turned into celebrities. Either way, the whole thing is very corrupt…

You can follow Kelly Gale on INSTAGRAM if you’re into the Half Indian / half Australian who doesn’t have no Indian tits – if you’ve ever been around Indian tits, you’ll know what I mean (dot not feather)….

But why bother, this is her quintessential shoot. The best she’s every done. Her pivotal moment of being a boring tanned E-Commerce girl…to be a set of tits, cameltoe and even a glimpse of butthole I appreciate.

I haven’t been drawn to her, not because I’m a racist, but because she’s never done anything as good as this..so let’s celebrate the amazing photographer Cameron Hammond and his amazing work with this now Amazing girl…thanks to him.

Big fan.

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2020

08

Jan

Grimes Posts her Pregnant Nipples of the Day

Grimes struck second lottery by getting some Elon Musk musk up inside her as she posted this TITTY Pic.

My initial reaction to the pic was “those are some big dark nipples, she must be pregnant”…and I was right…because I know me how nipples work…call me a doctor, at least when I pretend to be on on Craigslist to lure you into my gynecological van.

This is gonna be big news.

I guess the only regret is not befriending her when she was in Montreal getting her start in the local scene before going viral with her first album. Maybe I’d be invited to the Briss or whatever it is billionaires to do celebrate their future bratty socialite entitled weirdo kids.

I have these old pics of her sucking a tit at a party in Montreal before she was famous – worth checking out cuz LOLZ now that she is famous

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2020

06

Jan

Ariel Winter’s Slutty Titty Selfie Series of the Day

Ariel Winter took a series of slutty selfies in some crop top she can finally wear thanks to her anti-depressants getting rid of her fat, the workout regime they don’t want you to know about, but that the big PHARMA paid Ariel Winter to promote, you know “best side effects ever”…kinda like how the Birth Control pill makes a bitch fucking mental, but also makes her tits bigger…small trade off.

Speaking of tits, despite having rudely cut off her tits when she was just a teen, she’s still got tits, so at least she’s got that going for her.

Broken Ariel Winter seems to have replaced that weird Canadian actor who made her super fucking fat because he was from farm country and new how to treat his cattle.

Her new dude may not have a penis, because there is a meme that goes around about Grey Sweatpants being a thing due to dick print, but I’m not seeing no dick print here, not that I am looking for dick, that’s queer, but since she’s a troll fuck, he sort of lines up with her breast reduced and much skinnier than she was a year ago tits…so it should be “in the way” taining this pic, but instead it’s like she’s with one of her bearded girlfriends…you know TROLLS have all kinds of friends from their troll village in make-belief-fantasy land…..

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2020

06

Jan

Meme of the Day

Via @RealMarkEbner

I guess they could have said “golden globes” also…as the tyrant asshole who basically dominated Hollywood for the last 25 years probably has his hand in a bunch of the movies and shows being celebrated…just off the record.

Dude is going on Trial that could put him away for life, I doubt it will put him away for life, if anything it will create a book and TV series that will make him more money than he already has.

I was surprised that Tarantino didn’t thank him for the good times, because Weinstein basically created that babbling idiot..

I would never DEFEND Weinstein for being a sleazy fuck, but he is a disgusting looking human who had a lot of power and it must have been an LOLZ with each career driven, eager to be famous, willing to fuck to get where they wanted to go, would fuck him…like it probably is for any rich dude who couldn’t get laid when he wasn’t rich, basically what I am saying is a ho is a ho is a ho and these celebrity women are hoes before they “make it” and some remain hoes after they make it. That doesn’t mean you can rape your hoes, but some pimps do, it’s just the way that dynamic works out sometimes and if you don’t want to get raped don’t put yourself in positions to get raped.

Obviously this list is huge and is funny that it took 25 years to bring him down. It is also funny because most men in power positions are sleazy perverts thanks to being men. So maybe avoid them if you can.

Here are a list of the accusers via some NYT site called THE CUT – Click MORE to See. It’s pretty huge.

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