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2005

25

Mar

I am- BReAk Up GiRL

Are we predisposed to pick men like our fathers? It is true that the first man we ever meet is our father. Does this first encounter set a model for us to template our standards? Can we ever break the cycle? Especially when we don’t get along with them?

We are taught as western women, to go out and find the men that suits us best and make a life. Shouldn’t we be enough for ourselves? It is true that our existence would not be without procreation. If procreation is what propels us forward, why is it important to find the “perfect mate� to do it with? Why not pick a mate that has favorable physical attributes, or resources to support a family, or qualities that are conducive of survival. Why pick a mate that makes you happy, or makes you laugh, or even listens to same music as you do? In the end these qualities actually have no bearing on the creation of an offspring or their survival for that matter.

Maybe choosing men like our fathers is the easiest way for us to negotiate ourselves in this world of possible mates. We try to find what is familiar. It has been suggested that before even we search for what is familiar, we search for ourselves in the crowd. Because nothing is more familiar than ourselves. And nothing is more safe.

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2005

23

Mar

I am – Team Fuck Does Product Placement

Today I received an email containing pictures of this girl. I have never met her before in my life, but I think that I love her.

I used to think that girls who went to rock shows and got thier tits signed by the band were trashy whores. But, after this, I realize that there is somthing strangly satisfying about having you brand on some bitches tits and ass.

I could of easily kept these pictures for myself, but when Team Fuck started, the whole idea behind it was to be the buffer between the general public, and rockstar-ism. I know these pictures are pretty PG-13, but they have somthing most tittie pictures dont.

Chance.

The chance that you will run into one of these girls on the bus, at a club, or in the office. And really, lets be honest, what’s hotter that meeting a girl AFTER you have already seen her half naked on the internet.

Not too much….

More Pics after the Jump

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2005

23

Mar

I am – Coked Out Students

One more reason to go to university. Does this professor think anyone doesnt know the game? Are we supposed to believe that this is an ‘academic’ study? Ha Ha HA. I love it, pay users to take drugs… its like no one’s ever heard of the term viscious circle!

“Dr. Marco Leyton has done just that. Last winter, he placed ads in local newspapers asking for men aged 18-40 who had used cocaine in the past year to participate in a study that would involve four 24-hour hospital stays, an interview, the ingestion of protein drinks, and the administration of cocaine.
Leyton explained that the primary goal of the study was to identify treatments that can reduce cocaine cravings and cocaine-induced highs.”

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2005

22

Mar

I am – Britney’s Got A Rash

Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I remember a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I remember a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I remember a girl who wasn’t so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it’s a rash, I think it’s a yeast infection but my cousin says it’s her fetus trying to escape the womb and she’s pushing the motherfucker back in.

More Pics after the jump.

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2005

22

Mar

I am – Britney's Got A Rash

Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I remember a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I remember a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I remember a girl who wasn’t so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it’s a rash, I think it’s a yeast infection but my cousin says it’s her fetus trying to escape the womb and she’s pushing the motherfucker back in.

More Pics after the jump.

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2005

22

Mar

I am – DollForum Post of the Day

You know how I feel about these sex doll people. I find them insanely weird and it makes me uncomfortable in everyday life not knowing who actually has one of these in their closet. I think people with sex dolls need to bring their dolls out with them shopping and shit. I think it would make my day that much more interesting. When this sex act becomes socially accepted, I will be happy with all the laughs it brings.

Today’s post is simple, it’s a picture so click the link and you will see how strange this dollfuckers are.

Well, I knew it would happen if I neglected her for too long I came in after work, and found her posing (by herself)

PICTURE

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2005

22

Mar

I am – J-Lo's See-Through Wrap

J-Lo’s a slut, anyway you dice it. Just because she gets married to a lot of people, doesn’t mean that working the scene is okay. We know she’s opened her babyhole up to a minimum of 20 guys, and has married another 10. That is why I am surprised we are looking at her in a see-through skirt and not with a dick in her ass.

More Pics after the jump

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2005

22

Mar

I am – J-Lo’s See-Through Wrap

J-Lo’s a slut, anyway you dice it. Just because she gets married to a lot of people, doesn’t mean that working the scene is okay. We know she’s opened her babyhole up to a minimum of 20 guys, and has married another 10. That is why I am surprised we are looking at her in a see-through skirt and not with a dick in her ass.

More Pics after the jump

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2005

22

Mar

I am – T-Shirt of the Day

This shirt’s been around for a while. It says “Rockin’ on Your Dime” and the motherfucking bear’s got a cigarette and drink in hand. It reminds me of my life, all the goodtimes I once had happened with other people’s money. That’s not because I am well-liked, it is actually because I know how to pull a scam, it’s the reason for at least one of my prison stays, and what it comes down to is simple, blowing other people’s hard earned money on your own goodtimes makes life a happier place.

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2005

22

Mar

I am – Leeanne Tweeden

I have no idea who this is, but she’s got one of those sex bodies. A sex body consists of implanted tits, a flat stomach and an ass you can chip a tooth on. Usually these girls with sex bodies grace the covers of men’s magazines everywhere and date rockstars. No one ever actually knows what they do, but they know that they would fuck them given the right opportunity.

More pics after the jump, Keep your eyes open for a little areola (perv)

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