Never heard of her, either has most of the world. But I have noticed this gal since I saw her eating a steak at moishes with her parents a few summers ago. I have never actually seen her in any show or movie but I hear that she stars in the Secret World of Alex Mack.

More Info and Links after the Jump

Fan Site HERE

BIO:
Meredith has been given the nickname Mer, and grew up in Woodland Hills, California, attending William Howard Taft High School. We all know of her accomplishments on the Secret World of Alex Mack, but that is just the beginning. Meredith has appeared in several TV commercials, and some college plays. She’s made guest appearances on Moesha, Ramona (as Beezus), and more recently on Sliders. Back in 1996, Meredith was honored with a highly prestigious award from the Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle for her lead role in the play Eleemosynary. It appears that even though Alex Mack is over, we have not seen the end of Meredith Bishop . . . . not by a long shot.

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Look our girl Lindsay Lohan does ballet. I bet you don’t do ballet? Well you shouldn’t you are too fat! You do look hot in that outfit though, it could be the premise of a porno movie. Fat man doing ballet…think about it.

Lindsay Lohan sued over traffic collision in Los Angeles
San Jose Mercury News
LOS ANGELES – “Mean Girls” actress Lindsay Lohan was sued Wednesday by two people who claim she injured them in a traffic accident last year

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IF you don’t know this by now, you will never ever ever know this….we do a round-up of the getty images of the day, I choose less than 10 more than 0 getty images from todays selection, and I put them up here. It allows me to pretend I actually attended the event and living in a fantasy world is a much nicer place that here….

Getty Images After the Jump

After the whole airplane incident that’s all over the internet, Lara decided to put on some clothes….

Tara Reid rocking out at Karl Kani’s launch party because she is probably more hip hop than he is, sell-out bastard…

Paris’ Pants are Pink, Rumor has it her Vagina…Not So Pink….

Zandra Rhodes, I don’t know who she is, but if she is good enough for Getty, she’s good enough for me, what I wouldn’t give for a piece of that hot ass…

Trying to be funny sometimes work, sometimes it doesn’t, you can’t always be on…you demanding bastards…

Alyssa Milano is probably old enough to be your mother…and you still have sexual fantasies about her? Who’s the boss now, not Tony Danza

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The series continues, today we deal with which animals are kosher.

“There are two things that tell if an animal is kosher. Firstly its hooves are completely parted at the bottom to form two horny pads, and secondly if it chews the cud. Cows, sheep, goats and deer are the common animals that have both these features and so these are kosher. Pigs, whilst they do have split hooves do not chew the cud are so are not kosher, likewise camels while they chew the cud only have partially split hooves and so are also not kosher.

Previously: Part 1/Part 2

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I can’t get enough of the fleshlight community.Not only do you have to be weird to order one, but you have to be really weird to join the community and talk about it with other sexual deviants like yourself. I mean ordering the fleshlight usually happens when you have reached an ultimate low in your life, talking about it is probably the last thing you should do and mingling online with other sexually inept people is probably the worst way to find a real vagina to fuck. That said…here is a post I felt was worthy enough to put here. This guy goes the extra mile to satisfy himself, I don’t know about you, but I have a hard enough time doing my laundry or going to the store to get groceries……

ok i finally ordered and will recieve in 3 days, so i will post a follow up. -quick side note, i wish i had read the boards cause i didnt know the basic model was a smooth bore, hope im not dissapointed, the video of the guy and the blue lady sold me on it.
that said, one toy i discovered was pipe insulation, i think its a 7/8 ID and 2 1.8 OD, used in heating and air, really tight but no texture so it sees little use. BUT the one i devised, and have used daily for 2 years is as follows. I cut the end off a half gallon plastic milk carton, (2 liter bottle works ok too) and lined it with sheepskin from a local surplus store. (1 1/4+ of fur on leather) and it has done well for me. As long as u pull out to jizz on the junk mail u get, and stop to dab the pre cum off your unit, it lasts for months. However, washing sheepskin turns it into something less than virgin sheepskin, not as soft. Further more, in recent months, ive found i can place 1 or more vibrating bullets / eggs inside the container. I think the best part of my toy is that its fun dry, no need for lube. I certainly mean no dissrespect to the fine folks at FL industries. I’ll probably order a super wave or super ribbed, unsure atm.

So amm, did FL beat your best toy ? would like to hear.

Also, is FL ok for guys with a curvature? thanks.

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Paris Hilton likes boys, we already knew that from the sex video. Unfortunately, her weak performance in the bedroom would make the average man think she might be lesbian, but the penis in her mouth made us think otherwise. Paris said that Nicole is one of her few close girlfriends. Paris says that girls tend to be backstabbing, and not stabbin from the back like the boys in her life. The point of this post is that Paris has a cameltoe, it’s not an obvious one, but if you cross your eyes and shit you can see cameltoe.

More pics after the jump….

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All kinds of great video clips are all over the internet, we don’t make them but we could. So could you, just turn on your webcam and do something stupid. Masturbate, dance, sing, anything….I visited all the regular sites and picked up a couple that were worth posting, there is nothing insane here, but a definite good way to waste time. I like to waste time and so do you….

Videos after the jump….

Fleshlight Instructional Video – Made Me Laugh You Lonely Fucks…
Here

Crazy kids,cars, mud, liquor and fire
Here

Guy doing the robot….
Here

Arnold Smoking a Joint…
Here

Another girl, another webcam…may have put this up already, I can’t keep track
Here

Unlucky Guy Skydiving….
Here

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Charlize was in a movie, I don’t know which one but she won awards for it. She is from Africa, but she is pretty white. I don’t think you would ever see her in national geographic breast feeding her litter with a bucket of water on her head. I also don’t think you would see her driving a taxi, working at the corner store or stealing your neighbors bike. Lastly, I am pretty sure you won’t see her eating fried chicken, spitting out watermelon seeds or picking cotton for your granddaddy’s plantation. I am not racist, I just say it how I see it…

Pics of Charlize on the Beach After the Jump (you can see nipple and thonged ass yo!)

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More lohan news you don’t need. We wouldn’t be the home of all things Lohan if we didn’t deliver now would we.

Lohan is being crowned the next mini-corporate marketing empire by Obvious News:

“In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears”

And that is making Hillary MAD:

“Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.”

Full Story and bonus Lohan pic after the Jump

Via : Obvious News

This Week’s Hits: Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff (Meow!)

It’s her world, we just live in it: Have you noticed the rapidly building hype for Lindsay Lohan, the teen pop diva who’s being groomed to become a mini-corporate marketing empire?

In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears. Lohan has been in show business since age four, and at age 18, she’s already starred in flotsam and jetsam like “Parent Trap,” “Mean Girls,” and “Freaky Friday.”

In “Freaky Friday,” she actually sang — and played guitar — so you know a album debut was just an agent phone call away. Lohan, who released her debut album late 2004, Speak saw chart success with the song “Rumors.” And now — proving she’s a least a flash in the pan, if not a true semi-famous person — her second video/tune hits the airwaves.

The video starts a little downbeat, with Lohan strolling meaningfully down a suburban street as leaves fall dolefully. She gazes into her boyfriend’s house, then indulges in saucy make-out scenes, which cut to scenes of her band performing and, for some reason, kids at a pool party. The thing has “hit” written all over it.

This, of course, makes Hilary Duff very upset. Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.

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I once loved a girl who’s name was Schwartz, she ripped out my heart and stomped it into the ground…since Schwartz ruined me…I have turned gay…and rock out to plushies all night and all day.
So Schwartz, if you’re reading this, aren’t you proud that you are the reason men cum in my mouth….

Ok – So I am not really gay, but I did once know a girl named Schwartz, she didn’t break my heart, she actually fell in love with me but couldn’t commit because I was much older than her and married with stepkids…but she did show me her tits once…on my couch in a thin american apparel top….no bra.

It was very Lohan of her…

Follow this link, there are videos and photos!!!
(Gay NSFW, don’t click if you are homophobic)

via Sexblo.gs

Nothing after the jump….

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