Charlize was in a movie, I don’t know which one but she won awards for it. She is from Africa, but she is pretty white. I don’t think you would ever see her in national geographic breast feeding her litter with a bucket of water on her head. I also don’t think you would see her driving a taxi, working at the corner store or stealing your neighbors bike. Lastly, I am pretty sure you won’t see her eating fried chicken, spitting out watermelon seeds or picking cotton for your granddaddy’s plantation. I am not racist, I just say it how I see it…

Pics of Charlize on the Beach After the Jump (you can see nipple and thonged ass yo!)

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More lohan news you don’t need. We wouldn’t be the home of all things Lohan if we didn’t deliver now would we.

Lohan is being crowned the next mini-corporate marketing empire by Obvious News:

“In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears”

And that is making Hillary MAD:

“Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.”

Full Story and bonus Lohan pic after the Jump

Via : Obvious News

This Week’s Hits: Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff (Meow!)

It’s her world, we just live in it: Have you noticed the rapidly building hype for Lindsay Lohan, the teen pop diva who’s being groomed to become a mini-corporate marketing empire?

In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears. Lohan has been in show business since age four, and at age 18, she’s already starred in flotsam and jetsam like “Parent Trap,” “Mean Girls,” and “Freaky Friday.”

In “Freaky Friday,” she actually sang — and played guitar — so you know a album debut was just an agent phone call away. Lohan, who released her debut album late 2004, Speak saw chart success with the song “Rumors.” And now — proving she’s a least a flash in the pan, if not a true semi-famous person — her second video/tune hits the airwaves.

The video starts a little downbeat, with Lohan strolling meaningfully down a suburban street as leaves fall dolefully. She gazes into her boyfriend’s house, then indulges in saucy make-out scenes, which cut to scenes of her band performing and, for some reason, kids at a pool party. The thing has “hit” written all over it.

This, of course, makes Hilary Duff very upset. Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.

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I once loved a girl who’s name was Schwartz, she ripped out my heart and stomped it into the ground…since Schwartz ruined me…I have turned gay…and rock out to plushies all night and all day.
So Schwartz, if you’re reading this, aren’t you proud that you are the reason men cum in my mouth….

Ok – So I am not really gay, but I did once know a girl named Schwartz, she didn’t break my heart, she actually fell in love with me but couldn’t commit because I was much older than her and married with stepkids…but she did show me her tits once…on my couch in a thin american apparel top….no bra.

It was very Lohan of her…

Follow this link, there are videos and photos!!!
(Gay NSFW, don’t click if you are homophobic)

via Sexblo.gs

Nothing after the jump….

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Remember the Pharaoh Monch song? Yeah, neither do I. I also barely remember a time when our teen dream enhanced her breasts only to spend the summer of 2004 exposing them to the world….it seems so long ago.

We know her exhaustion a few months ago was only a strategy to remove the implants we have grown to love….Rumor is that she was tired of being asked if they were real. She couldn’t take lying to the public anymore, she’s good like that. She took action to deflate the boobs and surgery coupled with a $1000 dollar a day coke habbit, made losing her tits easier than you’d think.

Rumor also has it that FEZ has them in a jar on his bookshelf. Yes, I know it isn’t a believable story, mexicans don’t know how to read.

Pictures After the Jump….

From Large C to Small B

But I will still smile and grab my face erotically….

Confessions of a Teenage Boy’s Body

Nipples – Still Puffy…

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Technically, Gwyneth isn’t Jewish. Her father, Bruce Paltrow (who died in 2002) was Jewish but her mother is not Jewish. Still, Gwyneth embraces the part of her background that is Jewish and that is good enough for me. she was raised Jewish. She has 33 Rabbis in her family tree!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Quotation:
“I happen to adore British men and I adore Britain.”

IMDB BIO:
To most moviegoers, Gwyneth Paltrow was “that English actress that used to be engaged to Brad Pitt.” On March 21, 1999, that image was altered completely when the little known actress was awarded the Academy Award for her outstanding performance in Shakespeare in Love (1998). Gwyneth Paltrow, who in fact is not English, was born in 1972 in Los Angeles, the daughter of noted film director Bruce Paltrow and Tony award-winning actress Blythe Danner. When Gwyneth was 11, the family moved to Massachusetts where her father began working in summer stock productions in the Berkshires. It was here that she received her early acting training under the tutelage of her parents. In 1991, she quit the University of California and began to actively pursue a career in acting. She made her film debut with a small part in Shout (1991) and for the next 5 years had featured roles in a mixed bag of film fare that included Flesh and Bone (1993); Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994); Se7en (1995); Jefferson in Paris (1995); Moonlight and Valentino (1995); and The Pallbearer (1996). It was her performance in the title role of Emma Woodhouse in Emma (1996) that led to her being offered the role of Viola in Shakespeare in Love (1998). She broke her much publicized engagement to actor Brad Pitt in 1997 citing as the reason the fact that neither she nor Pitt felt that they could pursue their respective careers and at the same time maintain a happy marriage. They remain good friends. A tall, wafer thin, delicate beauty, Gwyneth Paltrow is a consummate professional and a highly skilled actress who appears to possess everything necessary to achieve super stardom.

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Today’s links are brought to you in part by all the great sites we have listed in the friends list on the right hand side of the screen. Knowing the kind of people who read this site, I bet at least 10 of you lifted your hands up to see which one formed an L, index and thumb yo…I am not calling you stupid, I am just saying that lefts and rights aren’t your thing, I am sure you are good at a lot of other things in your life, and seriously how often do you need to know left from right….

Videos after the jump….

2 Girls Fighting at a Party – Classy
Here

Weird Webcam Blowjob NSFW
Here

2 kids rocking out to a bad song
Here

Woman plays with her sand bag titties
Here

How to Dance.
Here

People Hypnotized into having orgasms in front of a crowd
Here

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Getty Images are for lovers and since I love you, I decided to give you a couple of yesterday’s best…..I don’t actually love you, because we have never really got to know each other, but I tell all the girls I love them, it’s easier access to their pants…

Pics after the jump….

The Others Believe in Clean Living and a Drug Free America.

Pharrell likes to shock, but he does it all wrong.

I Have Dance in My Pants, But I am wearing a skirt….

Keanu got his hollywood star of fame, and he brought his girlfriend along for the ceremony. When you are “famous” you can do anything.

I want to be Michael Jackson’s Umberella Holder, and those are the two fingers he used on the boy, he’s mocking us….that bastard.

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I have told you girl readers that nothing right will happen if you let you boyfriend takes pictures of you naked. I like to believe that everyone has good intention and that it would all work out for the best, but guys are too stupid to handle rejection, so everytime a girl dumps them, which is often the case, the dude needs to get retribution to make himself feel like he’s not the sucker. It’s a whole control thing, and I know it takes a pretty cool guy like myself to keep the goods underwraps for himself…so I guess what it comes down to is that if you are dating an asshole or a jock with insecurity issues, don’t like him have naked pictures of you, unless you secretly want them to get out….if you are dating me on the other hand, it’s all good, I like to collect them like a photo album of my life … my conquests….my poontang…..maybe one day it will be your poontang, yes you, I think you’re lovely…..

Check out this link to see 300 naked girlfriends….here

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Every week Zelda (my wife) and I would watch Saved by the Bell with our 4 children and over time become real fans of Elizabeth Berkley. So when she accepted $100,000 to star in a glorrified porn movie my wife was quite upset. Not that I was that upset, but I wondered what kind of nice Jewish girl is in a movie like this.

More Info, pics and Awards after the Jump

Elizabeth Berkley’s Award:
Razzie Awards: Worst New Star, SHOWGIRLS (1996)

Showgirls Gallery (NSW)

IMDB BIO:
When Elizabeth was 5, her parents enrolled her at Detroit Dance Company. Loving dance, young Elizabeth began to take part in several ballets, including “Swan Lake”, and in 1983, she starred in some musicals (sometimes singing in Italian). Her screen debut was a role in the TV movie Frog (1987) (TV). She then got work as an extra in some TV series: “TV 101”, “Day by Day”, etc. In the summer of 1989, she was in L.A. and auditioned for a role on “Saved by the Bell” (1989). She got the role and became a TV star. After 4 seasons she left the show to try to break into cinema. In 1994 she filmed 4 movies, including Showgirls, and continued to guest star in very popular TV shows, like “Diagnosis Murder”. At the same time, she was studing English Literature on a college in California. After Showgirls, she signed with United Talent Agency and then filmed some Hollywood films with small roles (The First Wives Club, 1996 and Any Given Sunday, 1999) and starred in some indies (The Taxman and Last Call, 1999, The Real Blonde, 1997). In 1999, Elizabeth performed onstage in London as Honey in “Lenny”. Her performances in “Roger Dodger” and “Moving Malcolm”, two indipendent movies released in 2002 and 2003 impressed the critics. She made her Broadway debut in “Sly Fox”, in February 2004, three months after her marriage with New York artist Greg Lauren.

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Abi Titmuss is another D-Lister, she had a sex tape released a while ago. I have seen clips, I always find it funny when she says “her finger is in my asshole”…I don’t know why, I guess it brings back memories of the time a girl I was with tried to do that to me unexpectedly. I remember being so surprised that I dropped a deuce all over my bed…I wonder if she still incorporates that move into her sex routine. I hope I traumatized her, I like being memorable, even if it’s not in a good way.

pics and sex tape clips after the jump

Clips to her sex tape here, I mean

there

via YRD

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