Remember the Pharaoh Monch song? Yeah, neither do I. I also barely remember a time when our teen dream enhanced her breasts only to spend the summer of 2004 exposing them to the world….it seems so long ago.

We know her exhaustion a few months ago was only a strategy to remove the implants we have grown to love….Rumor is that she was tired of being asked if they were real. She couldn’t take lying to the public anymore, she’s good like that. She took action to deflate the boobs and surgery coupled with a $1000 dollar a day coke habbit, made losing her tits easier than you’d think.

Rumor also has it that FEZ has them in a jar on his bookshelf. Yes, I know it isn’t a believable story, mexicans don’t know how to read.

Pictures After the Jump….

From Large C to Small B

But I will still smile and grab my face erotically….

Confessions of a Teenage Boy’s Body

Nipples – Still Puffy…

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Technically, Gwyneth isn’t Jewish. Her father, Bruce Paltrow (who died in 2002) was Jewish but her mother is not Jewish. Still, Gwyneth embraces the part of her background that is Jewish and that is good enough for me. she was raised Jewish. She has 33 Rabbis in her family tree!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Quotation:
“I happen to adore British men and I adore Britain.”

IMDB BIO:
To most moviegoers, Gwyneth Paltrow was “that English actress that used to be engaged to Brad Pitt.” On March 21, 1999, that image was altered completely when the little known actress was awarded the Academy Award for her outstanding performance in Shakespeare in Love (1998). Gwyneth Paltrow, who in fact is not English, was born in 1972 in Los Angeles, the daughter of noted film director Bruce Paltrow and Tony award-winning actress Blythe Danner. When Gwyneth was 11, the family moved to Massachusetts where her father began working in summer stock productions in the Berkshires. It was here that she received her early acting training under the tutelage of her parents. In 1991, she quit the University of California and began to actively pursue a career in acting. She made her film debut with a small part in Shout (1991) and for the next 5 years had featured roles in a mixed bag of film fare that included Flesh and Bone (1993); Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994); Se7en (1995); Jefferson in Paris (1995); Moonlight and Valentino (1995); and The Pallbearer (1996). It was her performance in the title role of Emma Woodhouse in Emma (1996) that led to her being offered the role of Viola in Shakespeare in Love (1998). She broke her much publicized engagement to actor Brad Pitt in 1997 citing as the reason the fact that neither she nor Pitt felt that they could pursue their respective careers and at the same time maintain a happy marriage. They remain good friends. A tall, wafer thin, delicate beauty, Gwyneth Paltrow is a consummate professional and a highly skilled actress who appears to possess everything necessary to achieve super stardom.

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Today’s links are brought to you in part by all the great sites we have listed in the friends list on the right hand side of the screen. Knowing the kind of people who read this site, I bet at least 10 of you lifted your hands up to see which one formed an L, index and thumb yo…I am not calling you stupid, I am just saying that lefts and rights aren’t your thing, I am sure you are good at a lot of other things in your life, and seriously how often do you need to know left from right….

Videos after the jump….

2 Girls Fighting at a Party – Classy
Here

Weird Webcam Blowjob NSFW
Here

2 kids rocking out to a bad song
Here

Woman plays with her sand bag titties
Here

How to Dance.
Here

People Hypnotized into having orgasms in front of a crowd
Here

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Getty Images are for lovers and since I love you, I decided to give you a couple of yesterday’s best…..I don’t actually love you, because we have never really got to know each other, but I tell all the girls I love them, it’s easier access to their pants…

Pics after the jump….

The Others Believe in Clean Living and a Drug Free America.

Pharrell likes to shock, but he does it all wrong.

I Have Dance in My Pants, But I am wearing a skirt….

Keanu got his hollywood star of fame, and he brought his girlfriend along for the ceremony. When you are “famous” you can do anything.

I want to be Michael Jackson’s Umberella Holder, and those are the two fingers he used on the boy, he’s mocking us….that bastard.

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I have told you girl readers that nothing right will happen if you let you boyfriend takes pictures of you naked. I like to believe that everyone has good intention and that it would all work out for the best, but guys are too stupid to handle rejection, so everytime a girl dumps them, which is often the case, the dude needs to get retribution to make himself feel like he’s not the sucker. It’s a whole control thing, and I know it takes a pretty cool guy like myself to keep the goods underwraps for himself…so I guess what it comes down to is that if you are dating an asshole or a jock with insecurity issues, don’t like him have naked pictures of you, unless you secretly want them to get out….if you are dating me on the other hand, it’s all good, I like to collect them like a photo album of my life … my conquests….my poontang…..maybe one day it will be your poontang, yes you, I think you’re lovely…..

Check out this link to see 300 naked girlfriends….here

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Every week Zelda (my wife) and I would watch Saved by the Bell with our 4 children and over time become real fans of Elizabeth Berkley. So when she accepted $100,000 to star in a glorrified porn movie my wife was quite upset. Not that I was that upset, but I wondered what kind of nice Jewish girl is in a movie like this.

More Info, pics and Awards after the Jump

Elizabeth Berkley’s Award:
Razzie Awards: Worst New Star, SHOWGIRLS (1996)

Showgirls Gallery (NSW)

IMDB BIO:
When Elizabeth was 5, her parents enrolled her at Detroit Dance Company. Loving dance, young Elizabeth began to take part in several ballets, including “Swan Lake”, and in 1983, she starred in some musicals (sometimes singing in Italian). Her screen debut was a role in the TV movie Frog (1987) (TV). She then got work as an extra in some TV series: “TV 101”, “Day by Day”, etc. In the summer of 1989, she was in L.A. and auditioned for a role on “Saved by the Bell” (1989). She got the role and became a TV star. After 4 seasons she left the show to try to break into cinema. In 1994 she filmed 4 movies, including Showgirls, and continued to guest star in very popular TV shows, like “Diagnosis Murder”. At the same time, she was studing English Literature on a college in California. After Showgirls, she signed with United Talent Agency and then filmed some Hollywood films with small roles (The First Wives Club, 1996 and Any Given Sunday, 1999) and starred in some indies (The Taxman and Last Call, 1999, The Real Blonde, 1997). In 1999, Elizabeth performed onstage in London as Honey in “Lenny”. Her performances in “Roger Dodger” and “Moving Malcolm”, two indipendent movies released in 2002 and 2003 impressed the critics. She made her Broadway debut in “Sly Fox”, in February 2004, three months after her marriage with New York artist Greg Lauren.

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Abi Titmuss is another D-Lister, she had a sex tape released a while ago. I have seen clips, I always find it funny when she says “her finger is in my asshole”…I don’t know why, I guess it brings back memories of the time a girl I was with tried to do that to me unexpectedly. I remember being so surprised that I dropped a deuce all over my bed…I wonder if she still incorporates that move into her sex routine. I hope I traumatized her, I like being memorable, even if it’s not in a good way.

pics and sex tape clips after the jump

Clips to her sex tape here, I mean

there

via YRD

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Lohan was born Lindsay Morgan Lohan on July 2, 1986, she is a cancer.

Sponsored by: Celebrity Factor

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You know how we like our sexual restraints and I am not talking about absitnence. These mitts are amazing and I can’t think of anything sexier than getting my woman to rock a pair. I love when my women look like cartoon characters. These double as a ping pong padle, so if your girl is asian, these will remind her of the training camps she went to as a kid. Only $269 dollars yo.

These mitts are made by Humane Restraint, which continues to manufacture some of the best hospital restraints available today. Made from top quality, heavy, latigo leather. The exclusive Humane Restraint locking device, L-200 series are known for their world class security. They are used by mental hospitals and psychiatric institutions to keep patients securely restrained and to confine fingers and hands within the mitts. Very confining and yet comfortable enough for long-term restraint. The mitts also have metal loops attached to the wrist and hand areas that allow the mitts to be secured to fixed objects or other parts of the body.

Mitts accommodate all hand sizes. Set of duplicate keys included.

Nothing After the Jump

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You know how it is here at the stepfather. We like perverts and their stories, and we found a great source at this sexual storybook site. We tried to test you readers out and see if you would go participate in the insanity that is that site…so far…some of you have…so keep it up…

Story of the day….after the jump

My wife wants it.
Date: Dec 18, 2004
Category: Anal
Type: Fictional Story
Approval Rating: 0.00% – 1 vote(s)

I have never had anal with my wife. But I want to see her have her first anal experience with a black guy.My wife enjoy sex very much but never had anal before. She enjoys the ocasional finger or kiss and became lost and submissive. I have seen pics and movies about anal sex and the though of giving her to a black guy.. you know make her ready for the event thrill me at this very moment every day I’m making her think about

In my thoughts …….I want her to dress up with a black short skirt with daring-stockings and high heels, no bra and a black transparent blouse. The day before she had an enema and only fluids. Her anus has been lubricated . Her pussy is totally shaved and she smell with a sweet aroma ready to be FUCK.

I found a atractive married black guy going to our city he has a nice nerved cock nine inches long very thick. almost 6 feet tall with 190 pounds. Drooling to see her under this guy with her ass in the air

I want to see her kis by him while she looks at me. Want to see her body been touch… the dress going down …. the blouse open widely .. now I can se her naked her pussy is wet he is sucking her clit making her agitated and loud….

He is grabbing from the hips and her body willingly is assuming position at the very bed edge.. I get close to see how his cock is right there at the small bright entrance. she is trembling while the rod slide slow in her crack

It is so sexy and beatiful seen a black cock all the way on her opening… yes .. I will have her do it .. I want to see the cum coming from her tigh hole…

SexualStoryBook

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