It was determined a long time ago that Jessica Simpson’s dad is a pervert and makes us all uncompfortable. I came across this picture and felt it was worth putting on the site, because as a place where we get drunk and molest people, preacher Simpson is a local star. He has his two big breasted daughters, who he watches closely while they are in bikinis. Now they aren’t in bikinis here, but you’re still a pervert.

More pics after the jump.

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There is a moment you can find yourself in, when you find sudden relief. It is usually just a very brief fleeting moment. However, it does exist. When you like yourself again, when you remember good times, and forget about the bad. You allow the stress to fall away.

You take into consideration that things will feel right again. This ephemeral moment is always followed by a sharp pang to the chest. When the flood gates open and you remember exactly where you are. That he still hasn’t sent your furniture back. That you will still have to call him. Risking a female voice to pick up. This world is big, but not that big. What are the chances that I will never see him again? At times like these, I truly consider a fortune teller, palm reader, or stats Canada.

Can anyone assure me that I won’t bump into him at the airport as he loads his wife and kids on to a plane and flies to Hawaii. While I have a layover in Idaho, out there on a potato conference.

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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Our Indonesian contributor, Hendy, loves sending us Muslim Girls Gone Jihad pictures, flashback to here and here, that was some throwback business.

Not sure what this pic is of, but I see the hijab and titties, and when there is a hijab and titties, jihad is well under motherfucking way. Now get yourself a Pony Mask and pull my plow bitch.

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Alright, its been a while since we last posted, but thats what happens when you get fall down drunk 4 days a week.

Anyways, I’m out of my self loathing depression state, the snow is melting here in Toronto, and I have a whole new sub-genre of social wastebags to hate on.

Today’s Edition: Season Pushers!

I fucking HATE Season Pushers. Season Pushers are those climatically inclined meat heads you see walking down the street in T shirts and slush pants on a “warmer” spring day. And by warmer I mean +4 (thats + 39 for you Americans) with snow on the ground. I dont understand this whatsoever. Just because its not freezing fucking cold does not make it okay to wear a tshirt, asshole.

I have given this topic a great amount of thought over the past few minutes and, eventually, came to a conclusion. If season pushers had everything their way, they would always smell like poo. I know your thinking “WTF is this guy talking about poo and tshirts…WTF”. Yeah, well here’s why.

As it is obvious that these people are extremeists, I also believe that they are afraid of transition. If it was up to them they would take spring right out of the mix and go straight from winter to summer, from snowsuits to swim trunks. This is not healthy. Consider applying the same “lack of transition” method to other parts of life, such as taking a shit. You shit, you wipe, you check, you wipe again…and continue untill your ass is clean. Now consider taking a shit with out transition. You shit, you stand up to admire, and then pull up your shorts. Then for the rest of the day, not only do you smell like shit, but you also look like an asshole for wearing a tshirt in the middle of fucking winter.

Thats all.

Oh! team fuck tshirts are in…contest after the jump….you can wear them outside in the cold. fucker.

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There is nothing more erotic than seeing a mother feeding her newborn child from her breast. No wait, I lied, there is something hotter and that’s when animals do it…I hope this doesn’t turn you on too much, you sick fuck.

More Pics of Breast Feeding Animals After The Jump

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So the rumor is the Britney is pregnant. She went to visit her doctor, her belly is getting bigger, her breasts are fillin’ all up with milk. The thought of Kevin busting up inside her stinkbox curdles my motherfucking stomach. The smell of their sex is probably something that would be reminiscent of the Louisanna shrimp boat business, raw seafood and sweaty poor black men. I like to pretend she’s just looking this way because she’s white trash, and that’s what white trash looks like…..I remember growing up in Texas, 80 percent of girls were knocked up by highschool prom night. I like to think I fathered my fair share of illegitimate children. Who knows, one of them can be you. I am sorry I wasn’t there for you, but your mom was a slut.

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I decided to surprise you by posting unidentified video clips. Click the links, they are all good and I didn’t put in any blind links to any advertisers – like a certain lawyer on the site. So enjoy the surprise, happy friday and all that shit. I always liked surprises, like the time my highschool sweetheart told me that she was pregnant with my adoptive father’s baby…

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She’s 14 years old. She talks more gangster than 50 cent. Lil’ Bow Wow unfurled her flower. She’s one of the youngest sluts on the music scene. She is Jojo and she is in a bikini. In my world, 14 is legal.

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People that are down with bondage make me laugh. I really think there is nothing wrong with a mild chaining up your bitch, pouring hot wax on her and having you way with her while she is jacked up on sedatives, but I do find a problem with these people who make minimum wage and build a sex dungeon in there 2 bedroom apartments. I came across this Pony Head mask and thought, there is nothing I would want more than to get 15 naked women, naked, in my backward to rock these while pulling a plough in the field. Who am I kidding. I don’t have a backyard.

Pony Head Harness
You could search the finest stables and never find a bridle set as intricate and beautiful as this one. This set consists of a harness, a blindfold, blinders, and a muzzle. The harness has four adjustable straps: three to fit snugly around the skull and one to secure under the chin. The four snaps on the front of the harness allow for placement of the blindfold or the blinders. The blindfold itself is lined with extremely soft black fur, making it a comfortable choice for prolonged use. The blinders are 4.75 inches long at their widest point, discouraging any thoughts of peripheral vision. The muzzle secures to the back of the head with an adjustable strap and has two air holes for ventilation. In addition, this bridle set is compatible with many other S/M instruments such as bit/ball gags and leashes. Use your imagination to stretch the full potential of this set and make the other ponies shake their tails in envy. Incorporates locking buckles to prevent pony from removing harness until key holder desires.

Each Bridle Set contains these components which snap onto the main head harness (included):

2 leather ears
2 blinders
1 fleece-lined blindfold
1 muzzle

Additional Accessories are sold separately (Pony Reins and Bit Gag)

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