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2005

17

Mar

I am – Adriana's Got Bush

Adriana Lima is something kinda special. She’s a Victoria Secret model, she’s got an insane body and she just looks good. It seems like Lima’s got a little out of control bush. I don’t have a problem with a little muff, I am from the generation before bikini waxes and thongs, so I can handle it, the first girl I slept with looked like she was wearing underwear from a far.

Straight up bush isn’t trendy right now, so Lima needs to maintain her shit. Because she is in the business of being sexy.

More Pics After the Jump

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2005

17

Mar

I am – Adriana’s Got Bush

Adriana Lima is something kinda special. She’s a Victoria Secret model, she’s got an insane body and she just looks good. It seems like Lima’s got a little out of control bush. I don’t have a problem with a little muff, I am from the generation before bikini waxes and thongs, so I can handle it, the first girl I slept with looked like she was wearing underwear from a far.

Straight up bush isn’t trendy right now, so Lima needs to maintain her shit. Because she is in the business of being sexy.

More Pics After the Jump

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2005

17

Mar

I am – T-Shirt of the Day

I saw this shirt and it was so ridiculously gay, that I had no choice but to post it for all you bitches. I have never been surfing, I always thought it was a sport for poofters with sun-bleached hair, rock hard bodies, amazing tans and a certain carefree attitude that would make any woman crumble to pieces in their arms. I mean….this t-shirt’s gay….

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2005

17

Mar

I am – Dollforum Post of the Day

I guess this guys got good intentions, his woman is incontinent and he needs to get some play. He is trying to do the noble thing, RESPECT. Then I finish reading his post and dude wants a used realdoll that’s not too damaged and he’s willing to trade guns for the motherfucker…I try not to judge, but sometimes I can’t help myself. My wife is a fat bitch, and at times I would rather fuck a bowl of refried beans, but I suck it up and hire a hooker like a real man. None of this plastic vagina business.

Ok, heres my story………..My wife of 2 years was diagnosed in October last year with MS and has since had 2 huge attacks leaving her unable to walk, speak well or urinate. No I am not a quitter and plan on weathering this out with her however I am a guy and I have some needs, amd with Dr bills killing me I cant afford a shinney new realdoll. So what I perpose is a trade. I am looking for a large breasted realdoll not too damaged, and I will trade my collection of WW2 gear and firearms. The latter would have to be dealt with through a dealer to protect us from any state laws. Give it a thought and let me know.
Thanks for your time.

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2005

17

Mar

I am – Kate Hudson Jewish celeb of the Week

Kate Hudson is our pick for the Jewish celebrity of the week. If you didn’t know Kate is Goldie Hawn’s daughter and her father is singer Bill Hudson (not Jewish) of “The Hudson Brothers”. Goldie’s late mother was Jewish and Goldie was raised Jewish. Therefore, while Kate is Jewish by traditional Jewish religious law (ie., thorough the female line)–she is “one quarter” Jewish by ethnicity. Goldie’s late mother was very close to Kate and Goldie once referred to her mother, herself, and Kate as “three generations of strong Jewish women.” Apparently, Kate identifies as Jewish. She appeared on Regis Philbin’s show in 2002 and referred to herself during the appearance as a “bad Jewish girl”. Why? Because the appearance was on the Yom Kippur holiday when “good Jewish girls and boys” are not supposed to work.

“I’m superstitious… but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.”

Pictures and more Quotes after the JUMP

Almost Famous

About Adam

Picture Gallery

Quotes:

“I have a big, flamboyant, open personality, which I think is why people may be saying these nice things about me. But these high expectations sometimes make me feel like I’m under a microscope–especially with my mother being who she is.”

“Sometimes I’ll be walking down the street [in France] and I’ll hear some American and I’ll just go, ‘Of course they hate us, of course they can’t stand us. We’re the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world.’ I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we’re like, ‘Where’s the ketchup for our French fries.’ I’m like, ‘Shut up.”

Last February, 2003 when Kate had just finished up filming “Le Divorce” in France.
She said she was shocked when she was in France. “I’m Jewish and this was the first time I experienced real anti-Semitism. Paris was scary…there were synagogues bombed and there was anti-Semitic graffiti all over the place. I was very angry. This is something I am passionate about.”

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2005

16

Mar

I am – Link Dump

Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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2005

16

Mar

I am – where are they now

I am – Where Are They Now….

Stephanie Tanner from Full House has big breasts. Mark from Home Improvement is a Hipster, probably gay.

That’s where they are now.

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2005

16

Mar

I am – Religiously Controversial


Yes, it is true, controversy is me. We all know les Francais (The French) are absurdly crazy, wine n’cheese eating bastards. We can accept that, oui? But when freedom of speech is being infringed, it is our civic duty as les Americain Libre (Free), to post about it.

This beautiful advertisment, which speaks about the state of the woman in society, has been banned by a court in France as being “a gratuitous and aggressive act of intrusion on people’s innermost beliefs.”

Last time I was intruded, it had nothing to do with supper but alot to do with meat.
Bisou, you freedom-fries eating pipe smokers.

BBC Article

French court bans Christ advert

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2005

16

Mar

I am – Lohan has a Dog

Lohan is a coke slut anyway you dice it, but I like to think that she’s our coke slut. She is filming in NYC and these are some paparazzi pics of her coming or going, she can barely decide, from the set. She’s got an obnoxious dog, the accessory of the year, that if fed proper shits gold. She is also rocking a hot pair of Chanel gloves and seems to have a little something up her nose, but that could just be my fantasies, I got a thing for girls with coke crusted snot….

More pics after the jump….

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2005

16

Mar

I am – Jewbay

I am overjoyed to announce that Ebay has a new Jewish Competitor. As many of you know I am a Jewish lawyer and represent Jesus and his brother Hector. As such one of my jobs is to report on Jewish matters and news. Jewbay is the newest auction site and it focuses on products for the Jews. Items up for auction include a keychain from Ken’s dinner one of the most famous kosher resteraunts also available is a silver washing cup. Happy Kosher Bidding!!

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