Jessica Simpson’s got titties even her perverted father is proud of. He’s a star molestor, a famous molestor, he doesn’t even have to get drunk to molest her…you see as her manager and her father he holds the dice and she’s nice and dumb – the best type for molesting….

More Cleavage Pictures After the Jump

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When I was a teenager, I was too poor to ask questions about my puberty. I didn’t ask about the beard I grew at the age of 10 and I didn’t ask about my ridiculously huge penis. I sure as hell didn’t ask if I was gay, I knew straight up that I was a pussy man….I found this on Puberty101.com, I was doing a little research….I am pretty sure this shit’s staged but this poofter still made me laugh…

Am I Gay?

Q David (15-17) asks…

My friend (he’s a guy) and I have experimented together. We masturbated each other, rubbed our penises on each other, etc. I really enjoyed it and hope to do it again. I’ve read that same sex stuff in your teen years is common. Is what we have done okay? I’ve fantasized about oral sex with him, is that okay to try. I am sure we are both virgins.

A David:

Well, yes, same-sex activity is common among teens. If this were to become a habit, it’s possible that it will no longer be “experimental.” It’s possible that you two may fall in love with each other, but only you would know whether you’re gay or not. If you have fantasies like this about other men, it’s possible that you have homosexual tendencies. I can’t say whether your activities are “okay” — but if you’re both comfortable with it, then it’s okay for you. I don’t know whether I’d consider you to be a virgin any more. Regardless, you both should protect yourselves!

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Memories of the woods and camping is something I don’t really have. I do remember a couple nights where I was drunk as fuck and ended up passing out on a park bench, or the time I escaped from the cops and had to spend a night in the woods to fend for myself. I remember eating a squirrel, I was hungry and had few options. This shirt may bring some heartfelt memories back to you, of your youth or your family, or if you are like me, being drunk and hidding out. This shirt may not get you laid, but I am sure your lack of social skills also contributes to that. There is no easy way out bitches.

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We all like videos, at least I like videos, and since I am the one typing this, I can make any assumptions I want. This shit is not scientific, so if you happen to hate video clips, and feel I am mis-representing you, suck it up pussy, I have had enough of your shit….

Todays Clips of the Day

hardcore-midgets midget wrestling

Crazy Jumper

girl filming herself naked

retarded people singing

webcam girl

penelope cruz cleavage on leno

Nanny Hits Baby

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Penelope Cruz was Tom Cruise’s hired girlfriend. We all know he is gay, we saw those pictures of him in his purple sweatshirt….we know he loves cock more than your average gay guy, and we know hooking him up with these ladies is a way for his publicists to prove he’s not a poof. Point of this is to say that Penelope tans topless, she’s Spanish, they all love showin’ off they titties…

Check out Penelope Topless at the beach- After the Jump

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When grafitti artists go mainstream you get someone like Reas: a respected artist in the corporate and art world, not some punk kid writing Anarchy on the bus shelters in your city. This goes to show you the grafitti isn’t a waste of time. Reas makes more money than all of us and that is why Reas is being repped in the DrunkenStepfather – Art of the Day feature. I guess the other reason he’s being repped is the fact that he’s got a girl in pink panties in the piece, and we love fucking pink.

Bio After the Jump!

Todd James is an artist and designer who lives and works in New York City. He is the creator of the cartoon series Zoo Force and Rap Toons for the design firm Funny Garbage. His collaboration with artists Barry McGee (TWIST) and Steve Powers (ESPO) entitled “Street Market” has been exhibited at the Institute of Contemporary Art in Philadelphia, Deitch Projects in New York, and the Parco Gallery in Tokyo. The exhibition went to Italy in May for the Venice Beinali. His work has also been exhibited at Enrico Coveri, 207 Gallery and Alleged Gallery. Last year saw the publication of his limited edition coloring book, "Attitude Dancer", and earlier this year he participated in the Keith Haring Foundation’s “Untitled 2001”; Art Event in Tokyo, Japan. His clients include Atlantic Records, Def Jam Records, CartoonNetwork.com, Wiedenamp; Kennedy, The Source magazine, Virgin Records, the Beastie Boys, Eminem and Iggy Pop.

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Lindsay Lohan was a cheerleader and now we got the pics to provie it. She has graduated and now her days are spent cheering on Paris and the Crew to do another line.
And suprise suprise Lohan denies that she’s dating Bruce Willis after it was reported last week that they enjoyed a grope fest and then retrested upstairs to his room.

Full story @ Celeb News Wire

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We like to think that Sheryl Crow is talent, we listened to Women in Song 1 through 10, we know what’s up. We like to think her boyfriend Lance Armstrong is cool, he’s won the Tour de France so many times, even after losing a ball to cancer. He also looks great in bicycle shorts….

Have you ever felt a moment of sexual tension between you and a man. Sitting together during a romantic movie, your legs brushing up against each other, getting lost in each other’s eyes….
Yeah – me neither.

More after jump….

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Everyone is allowed to get confused every once in a while. I can’t blame someone for not realizing that my myspace profile picture is of Paris Hilton, but seriously dude, it’s fucking Paris Hilton. I know she may not be the most recognizable person to the average idiot, but the way I see it is that I have seen her fuck, and I never forget a fuck. Here is the Myspace message of the day…

Subject: more to love

Body: damn baby, i think you look fine. you are very sexy darling. i know i’ll be jerking off to your pictures tonight. you got a fine ass and by the looks of it, that pussy looks fat and juicy, one that i would love to suck on.

Juman

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Lindsay is in the new Herbie movie Herbie Fully Loaded. It won’t be very good but it does star Lohan pre breast removal days. Her boobs are so big that disney is having them digitally shrunk for the movie to not upset the kids according to defamer. Now the preview is out.

Herbie Trailer

In other lohan news:

Star magazine reports starlet Lindsay Lohan now sports a new tattoo courtesy of Electric Ladyland Tattoo Studio in New Orleans. On March 1, Lindsay had the words “La Bella Vita” (“Beautiful life”) tattooed on her left hip, the owner says. Problem? Lohan left a mere $2 tip for the $150 job.

via OHYESTHEYDID

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