We all know she’s got a little something something going on. We all know that despite the weight loss, she’s still got a rack that’s worth busting all over. We all know that she’s not the smartest, but we also all know that if she was given us the time of day, we wouldn’t really care about what she brought to the table. I call her the trophey wife, who some how stumbled into fame, and is out of the trophey wife range. Is she unattainable? Do you think that you will fuck her before you die? You never know what could happen, but I am pretty sure that it won’t happen…hell, I would be surprised if you secured pussy that you paid for.

Pictures of her leaving the gym last week…Jogging pants are about as hot as herpes.

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I figured what better way to start a thursday that to post a real female masturbation testimonial that I found. I am totally down with girls who masturbate, I think it’s a sign of sexual maturity and confidence. When a girl knows what it takes to make her cum, she is usually a better fuck. That said, I am a lazy person and it’s nice to tell my wife to go fuck herself when she gets all horny and all I want to do is do my stepdaughters’ bikini waxes….

Today’s testimonial is from Trishelle and she loves her gyno….

Trishelle masturbating at the gynecologist

I love to fantasize that my female gynecologist gives me a very thorough exam, including my clit, to make sure it’s “funtioning properly” . Mmm … I cum so hard when I think of her rubbing my clit, and asking me questions, like, “is this how you do it at home?”

I once made myself cum while lying there waiting for her to return to the room (she’d left the room so I could change into my paper gown). She was taking a long time, and I was fantasizing about her stimulating my clit during the exam. I took my chances and rubbed my clit in little circles real quick, and came fast because I was so excited. She came in almost immediately after that, and I know I was extra wet for the exam

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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Are you born today? Well so is the Great Chuck Norris, so you are lucky. When I was going to Harvard law school I always dreamed of being like him and quiting but I could not get past my white belt in the Karate Club.

“Violence is my last option.”

More info and Conan/Walker Clips after the JUMP

See his official website

Conan Walker Clips Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 later this week

BIO:

Chuck Norris is an Executive Producer of Walker, Texas Ranger as well as the actor in the title role. Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films including The Hitman, Delta Force, and Delta Force II. He also starred in Missing in Action and its sequels, Firewalker and Sidekicks. Norris was born Carlos Ray in Ryan, Oklahoma. The eldest of three children, he helped his mother raise his two younger brothers in Torrance, California, where his family moved when he was 12. Norris joined the Air Force after graduating from high school. During a stint in Korea, he began to study the Asian martial art of Tang Soo Do. After returning home, Norris worked for Northrop Aviation and moonlighted as a karate instructor. Two years later, he was teaching full-time and running a number of martial-arts schools. His students included Steve McQueen, Priscilla Presley, and the Osmonds. In 1968, Norris became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion. He held the title undefeated until he retired in 1974. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do, both Korean fighting arts, and knows all forms of the martial arts. In 1969, he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by Black Belt magazine. By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years. In 1996, he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do. Norris, who was urged to get into acting by his friend Steve McQueen, skillfully incorporates his martial-arts knowledge into his series and feature film projects, stressing action and technique over violence. He is the author of the books The Secret of Inner Strength and The Secret Power Within – Zen Solutions to Real Problems.. He works for many charities, including the Funds for Kids, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way Make-a-Wish Foundation, and KickStart, a nonprofit organization he created to help battle drugs and violence in schools. Norris recently completed production on the television movie The Hitman: Bound by Honor for broadcast on CBS. He lives on a ranch when not filming. His birthday is March 10.

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What’s all this peanut butter & jelly talk bout this bitch bein born with a bag of nuts? I swear these ignorant mahfuckin oily faces today be believin anything commin there way…. Have any of yall seen this hoe? What exactly is it thats makin any of you question this females gender?

I mean, Im lookin at tha bitch and I dont see it. I see her move and nope, I dont see it. I hear the bitch SING and nope, no testosterone there! I mean, what more can I really say ? We all seen our fair share of suspect characters. Some of yall homos probably been on some Jesus Martinez tip hittin on one of them beasts after too many cosmos or whatever other tropical mango flavored faggot drink yall be sippin on. But yall already know what its about right…

Broad shoulders, wider jaws, muscular legs, deeper voices or whatever other male type questionable traits a hoe might have might make me give a bitch 5 feet and some change or I might even start straight grillin it, but a chick like Ciara have a kid high steppin on his A game. I aint even mad like that. The shit dont even phase me like that, its just makin a mahfucka wonda what chapter I done skipped. Somebody fill me in on this and let Polyester on the exclusive. I feel like something must have slipped through no homo.

No disrespect, but if tha word woulda been on some Serena Williams type being a hermaphrodite/tranvestite or whatever, I MIGHT have spared some of these bitchez from gettin they brains blown with they nose bones. Real talk though, the Polyester P is callin all out to a pimp slap rally. Dont let these ignoramusus spread entertainment SARS without bein put in check.

Dudes get ya money right, bitchez fix ya weaves tight and kids punk the next bitch who talks Ciara is a transvestite.

Im out.

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I love big penis as much as the next impotent straight guy. I think it is important for these big penised men to congregate online and talk about their big penises. The logic behind guys with big penises is that they always have penis on their mind. I will make a bet that all successful people have micro-penises, because when you got a big cock, you really don’t need that much else.

I work in a factory canning food products, I will let you guess what school I am in.

Hi Girls, My name is Jesus…..

Today’s message is about a guy who has such a big dick he gets headaches. after the jump

I am wondering how many of you out there have my problem. When erect my penis reaches about 9.8 inches long and has a diameter of about 2 inches, and I get headaches when i have erections for long periods of time, or multiple times in a short period. I fear that it is because of the amount of blood needed to erect my penis, and that it draws from my brain essentially, resulting in a headache. Its a theory of mine, anyone know if it is true or not? or have a similiar problem

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There will always be something to test you to see if you are really over an ex. Just when you think you are, you aren’t, at all.

Yesterday morning some number called from the pathetic Middle America State. I am thinking holy fuck. Holy fuck. How did he get the number? My heart races. What does he want! What do I say! I start thinking, is he calling from work? Has he met someone new? Why is he calling? Does he want to make up? It goes on like this for the whole morning. Finally I find out it was a telemarketer. So the joke was on me. hahaha. Yes lets all laugh together.

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We are the home of Lohan, it is official, I have confirmation she is reading the site and loves it. She told us she is going to be sending us exclusive topless shots, but she refuses to put her head in the picture. She’s on my AIM, and she loves talking dirty to me….It’s true, when Jesus Martinez disguises himself as a 19 year old drummer, good things happen…

After the Jump you will find – Lohan’s Outtakes from a YM photoshoot, as well as recent pics from a movie premiere, where she did made blow with Jessica Simpson. I am just speculating, I wasn’t there, I was busy working the nightshift so that I can pay my mother fucking rent. Bitchs.

Movie Premiere

YM

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Back in poverty ridden streets of Mexico, we didn’t have TV, the only movie theatre played porn and the thought of moving pictures was something that we dreamt of. Now that I have left the poverty ridden streets of Mexico and have this amazing computer(provided by a government program), I am in the lucky position to find the hottest clips on the net and deliver them to you, right here.

Realize how lucky you are – motherfuckers.

8 video Clips + a bonus for today:

Cop Shoots Himself

Bad Vet

Wrong Hole

Egyptian Wedding

Slumber Party

Kissing the Mic

Chainsaw Juggling

Girsl Sniffin’ Ass (I have no sound, no idea what’s goin on here)

BONUS – CELEB NUDITY
Desperate Housewives Naked

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So it’s a slow day in celebrity nipples and I feel the need to deliver the goods. I came across this girl named Sarah Harding, a member of the UK pop group Girls Aloud. They are the next generation Spice Girls, but a lot more slutty. We are down with slutty and we are down with the Spice Girls. I remember winning a set of tickets to their 1998 show, the stepdaughters were so fucking excited. We had great seats, I could see up Geri’s skirt, but then again, who hasn’t.

Sarha Harding Pictures After The Jump.

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