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As an obese man, I have a certain sexual relationship with fast food. When I get the opportunity to go to a Carl’s Jr. to rape my stomach, I do. My favorite burger is the New Spicy Six dollar burger topped with batter-covered, deepfried Jalapenos.

As a person who hates everything, I have a certain problem with Trucker Hats as well as everything else.

As the content provider for this site I like to deliver good product, that will make you as a reader happy.

Today’s hat of the day is the Burger Trucker Hat, that is unlike any other trucker hat, because it has a Pom Pom.

To most people a Pom Pom would be considered gay, but it reminds me of the schoolyard….one of my favorite places.

get up on this – Bitch

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Ok, so this fleshlight is out of hand. It is turning the world into a sad and lonely place. Guys who couldn’t get laid, or find it a pain in the ass to try and find bitches to fuck are buying this thing. No instead of going out to hook up, there are sitting at home, chatting on the internet and fucking their rubber pussy. It’s the lazy man’s sex replacement and the losers hand replacement. Overall, I think the fleshlight is contributing to the fall of society….just wait and see….I know I am right.

Today’s post of the day is about a guy (who lives with his mom, big surprise) and his first experience with his Fleshlight.

This is a long one, so I put it after the jump

It arrived today! Unfortunately, I was still sleeping when it got to my house, so my mom is the one who accepted the package and set it by my bedroom door. This was a good test for the anonymous packaging, and it totally fooled her. When I got up, I opened my door and was like, “holy shit! OMG!” There was that little brown box containing the most pleasureable product known to man. I quickly checked to see if anyone was home, and I realized my mom had left the house! BONUS! Now I was free to check out the FL without having to be completely sneaky.

Upon opening the box I saw the container and the super tight pink lady insert I had ordered. I am average size, so I decided to go with the super tight. Also, I heard that it offers the most realistic experience on top of being one of the best inserts you can order. The insert was sealed in a plastic bag. I quickly tore that open and gave it a feel. At first, it felt soft… more gel like than skin. I was happy and kind of disappointed at the same time. It didnt feel “real” right out of the box. However, I didnt care. I quickly filled the bathroom sink with warm water and let the bitch soak for about 5 mins while I ditched the box in the outside garbage. I sprinted back in from outside (it’s cold here!), and took the insert out of the sink and dried it with a towel. It was quite warm.

Anxiously I put the insert in the case and put my finger in it. It felt about the right temp, but still didnt feel “real”. I got naked and began to pump my cock a bit to get it hard. With all that anxious excitement, it took me longer than I would have liked, but I eventually got it nice and hard. This is where things took a turn for the better in terms of the realistic feeling of the product. I squeezed some of that I.D. Glide sample they gave me on the pussy lips and used my finger to rub some in the canal. That is when the thing came to life. UNBELIEVEABLE. It felt completely real. I was BLOWN away. I put some lube on my prick and slid that baby down on my cock. I almost blew it right then and there. God it felt good. Too good. I can not believe how realistic it feels.

Before I had a chance to finish, my mom comes home. This pissed me off something horrid. She starts calling out my name to see if I am home. I dont respond because I am pissed that she is interrupting my session. To top it off, she comes DOWNSTAIRS and starts knocking on my bedroom door. Luckily, I am in the bathroom and had time to hide the FL under the sink and get my damn pants back on. I yell out that I am in the jon. The she asks, “so what did you get?” I replied, “some dvds.” I was worried she somehow knew about this product and was trying to catch me in a lie. She quickly said, “oh alright,” and backed off. To make it WORSE, upon exiting the bathroom, I saw she was now just down the hall on the computer in plain sight. I couldnt even bring the damn thing to my bedroom until she went upstairs. I didnt want to go back to the bathroom.. kind of suspicious. So I wait and wait and wait for her to finish some retarded e-mail and head upstairs.

Finally she leaves, I grab the FL (luckily still warm and well lubed). Already preped, I slide her back over my cock, sit in the chair, and pump it. Took me maybe 3 mins to explode in the most satisfying orgasm in a LONG time. It just kept going and going… now one little spurt like with your hand… oh no…

Dispite my bittersweet first time with it (not ILF’s fault), I am completely satisfied. For $60, I feel I am ripping THEM off. This thing is easily worth way more than that. Absolutely unbelieveable.

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Remember a while ago Jennifer Aniston was suing some dude over pics of her tits, well these are them there pictures. They are nothing new, they’ve been around for a while and I have seen them over and over, but they are tits so stop fucking complaining you bitches. I love paparazzi shit, it remindes me of when my foster parent used to take pictures of us doing menial things, like showering, swimming, playing, in retrospect, that was a little creepy.

If you are wondering what the hell the header picture is, it’s Jennifer Aniston’s graduation picture….

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Remember a while ago Jennifer Aniston was suing some dude over pics of her tits, well these are them there pictures. They are nothing new, they’ve been around for a while and I have seen them over and over, but they are tits so stop fucking complaining you bitches. I love paparazzi shit, it remindes me of when my foster parent used to take pictures of us doing menial things, like showering, swimming, playing, in retrospect, that was a little creepy.

If you are wondering what the hell the header picture is, it’s Jennifer Aniston’s graduation picture….

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This guy is a nutcase. He set up a graphic journal that spans the course of a year, which means dude pretty much made a design a day for
365 days in attempts to develop his design skills. I went through the month of December, I guess his designs are aight, there are 365 of them, brotha better have something worth looking at. Realize I am not posting this cuz I think his work’s hot, I am posting this because I think his concept was.

The only thing I have ever been consistent in for 365 consecutive days is pissing. No matter what, I have always pissed, there has never been a day gone by that I neglected to pee. Other than that, I am pretty inconsistent.

Link and Samples After the Jump

Micah Bauer 365 Day Graphic Journal

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The dead celeb of the week is none other than Anna Maria Pierangeli. She died in 1971 and no i have never heard of her either. But she was James Deans lover so she must have been hot way back when. If you are curious read her bio after the Jump.

Bio and links after the Jump

Fan site dedicated to her: HERE

Pictorial Tribute HERE

BIO:

Anna Maria Pierangeli created her stage name by splitting her last name in half. Her twin, actress Marisa Pavan simply made up her name. Pier was the wife of 50’s recording artist, Vic Damone, by whom she had one son, Perry Damone who became a DJ for 99.9 FM in Phoenix Arizona.
Her life and antics were as much in the news as her films. Typically she would make 2 or 3 movies and then live hard until she had to make 2 or 3 more. The great love of her life was James Dean, with whom she was very much in love. Because he was not Catholic her mother helped arrange Pier’s marriage to Vic Damone. In one of her last letters, she wrote that the only man she ever really loved was the rebel himself, James Dean. Rather than turn 40 she committed suicide, shortly after her only film with brief nudity was released: In the Folds of the Flesh. Pier was found dead due to a barbiturate drug overdose in her Beverly Hills, California home.
She was an attractive, sensitive and delicate actress who won acclaim having been nominated for 3 international acting awards (British, American and Italian) and winning 2. Pier’s best known works are 1951: Teresa 1953: Sombrero 1955: The Silver Chalice 1956: Somebody up There Likes Me 1958: Merry Andrew 1962: Sodom and Gomorrah. In 2002 her Starmeter ranking is 4,047 and her Bacon number is 2.

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Who the fuck is Willa Ford? She is the girl who took Nick Carter’s virginity, and despite popular belief proved to the world that he wasn’t a full-blown homo and that he occassionally dabbled in the pussy as well as getting arrested for drunk driving .

That reminds me of the first gay guy I ever met, it was back in the 80s and he used to deny his gayness. During the day he was a football player who banged all the sluts in our school. After practice, he would stop by the local leather bar and let the men there take him like the man-pussy he was….

Anyway, I don’t have sound on my computer, so i am lucky enough to not have to listen to this shit until later tonight. This video is uncensored, not sure why it was censored in the first place, there are no nipples, just corsets and short schwartz. Definitely worth checking out, if you are a pervert, which I know you are….Pervert.

Willa For Uncensored Video
(you are going to have to click to enter the site. Once in, click “VIDEO” tab)

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This T-shirt reminds me of Highschool back in Texas, I tried starting a virgin sex cult. It was an amazing concept, I promised the girls a way out of their abusive homes, all they had to do was let me pop their cherries. It really didn’t work out for me. The only person who joined was the 20 year old retarded chick with acne, braces and a lazy eye. I was 14, so I totally fucked the shit out of her anyway, but now, over 20 years later, I still remember the smell…

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Remember that crazy ass that made the rounds on the internet a few months ago? Her name is Keyra Augustina, and she’s got a video out (and a crazy ass). This shit’s on rapid share, but worth downloading. I don’t have anything funny to say about her ass, other than it’s fucking RIDICULOUS!I have lived a pretty long and perverted life, and I have never seen an ass like this, even if Ass isn’t my thing, I am more into dressing up like a mascot while being puked on by an asian tranny in diapers…..

Keyra Augustina’s Video (RAPIDSHARE)

How To Use Rapidshare (Idiots)

NON-Rapidshare Version

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