I like Pop Stars just as much as the next 13 year old girl. I also love when they get breast implants, nipple rings and run around in their underwear to re-vamp their image and show the world that they aren’t teen popstars anymore. I like it when they admit they are full hearted whores and that the only reason they are where they are in their careers was from sucking dick at the age of 14, perverted record producers are into that shit.

I made a bet with someone that I will sleep with Christina at some point in my life…I have a feeling I am going to have to wait until she snorts all her money and ends up working the stripclub scene. I am HUGE in the strip club scene, so I am ready and waiting until the day a 45 year old chain smoking X-Tina shows me just how dirty she is…by taking off her booty shorts and well…you know….playing connect the herpes scabs – that is some next level pee-wee herman shit…FAH LA LA LA

A clip of her fake tit cleavage right HERE via TimeKiller.com

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The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an embarrassing link you can always email me at: brad

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The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an embarrassing link you can always email me at: brad

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I just saw a brand new concept where you can rent DVDs and games with a membership card through an automated dispenser. The chain is based out of Montreal, Canada and they have over ten stores already open. Because all of the movies are in the dispenser you can come pick up and return 24 hours a day using the touch screen software. Also they let you reserve your movies online before you come in.
DVD Vending Machine by Moviexpress

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You know how it is when you are this popular…people sign you up to email lists and you end up getting tons of SPAM. Most people can’t stand it, other people think it’s legit, and a select few actually think the spammers are their friends. Today’s Spam of the day covers a very serious issue all couples must face…adultery…

Read the spam after the jump…

Subject: Cheating Housewife Service
Message:

The truth is these ladies just want to be able to meet guys and still keep their families. Most of them are simply looking for new friends, part time lovers and one night stands. If you are looking for single women then you should try a different web site.

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Where I come from, Jerry Springer is a savior…he is the messiah in his own right, except for the fact that he is Jewish, but I guess Jesus was Jewish too, so it’s just one more reason why people from our trailer park dream of our big break on his show….we beat our wives, we are obese, we like to have threesomes with trannies in the back alley of the seven-eleven….we are white trash…we are poor and most importantly, beyond the food-fights, the fist-fights, the tit flashing,

Jerry brings the class by allowing a girl to have her first stripping experience on his show.

Follow the link bitch – HERE via timekiller.dk

Redneck Fight “My Sister Stole My Husband”

Follow the link – HERE

A girl wants gets photographed erotically – HERE

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These crazy kids are competing to see who can sell a lock of their pubic hair for the most money. The competition is between a guy and his girlfriend, they are located in England and the girl is winning…provided there is a girl in this equation.

I think this is a total scam that some loney pervert set up, hoping to draw a little attention to himself, kind of like this site draws attention to me….

Links after the jump:

The guy had this to say:

Ok this is for a complete lock of my pubic hair, this is a competition between me and my girlfriend to see who can raise the most amount for a lock of pubic hair, she is determined that she will win being a girl. she reckons that there are loads of guys out there that will bid for it, well she is beautiful, so she could be right, however im hoping she wrong, because if she wins she gets to shave whatever she wants into my pubic hair, but if i win i get to shave what ever i want in to her remaining pubic hair, and im going to let my winning bidder choose the design i shave so get bidding.

His Auction – HERE

The Girl has this to say:

Ok this is for a complete lock of my pubic hair, this is a competition between me and my boyfriend to see who can raise the most amount for a lock of pubic hair, he is determined that he will win being an ignorant pig. he reckons that there are loads of girls out there that will bid for it, well he is cute, so he could be right, however im hoping hes wrong, because if he wins he gets to shave whatever he wants into my pubic hair, but if i win i get to shave what ever i want in to his remaining pubic hair, and im going to let my winning bidder choose the design i shave so get bidding.

Her auction – HERE

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This has probably made it’s way around the internet, I got it in my email and I said – this should be posted because I like girls just as much as the next guy. But this Jon Benet Ramsey shit’s got me feeling a little uncomfortable. I don’t know why a parent would make their kids look like a doll, I don’t know why they would abuse them emotionally, physically and sexually in order to win their local pageant. I know that most of the mother’s who do this to their kids are beyond psycho and usually ugly…breeding their kids to be what they never could be, without saying to themselves, maybe little Jenna just wants to play Barbie…and not be Barbie…

We all know how this story ends…girl runs away from home, becomes a hooker, and Jesus Martinez takes care of em, while drunk on Welfare Check day….

We call the pictures after the jump “before they were whores, a child beauty pageant experience” and no…there is no swimsuit competition….you sick-o…

PICS AFTER JUMP.

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These pictures are old, but seem to be making their rounds on the internets. I think you will appreciate seeing Uma’s bush as well as her boobies. I am not a fan of boobies or bush, give me a bitch that cooks and does dishes in an astronaut suit…that’s fucking hotter than any nudity you could send my way….

Uma Thurman Naked Beach Pictures HERE via L.A Lovin’
Nothing After the Jump…

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Every once in a while I like to go through some getty images and see if there is anything interesting. Today, I had the brilliant idea of posting a few pictures that I happened to come across…Like Paris Hilton, Jodie Marsh, Caprice and more….

After the jump you will see my selection

Who the fuck is Bonnie Hunt?

Paris Hilton lookin like Jessica Sanders….

Jessica Sanders

Remember Caprice?

Kid Rock’s got class…

Jodie Marsh…lookin like kid rock…

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