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I don’t like jokes, especially when I don’t write them, but this one did make me laugh, so I decided to put it all up in here. Don’t worry – I am not going to make this a regular feature, because jokes are for fat middle aged men who don’t get laid, lack personality and are attempting to find material they can use socially, to either break the ice, make people laugh, or as a back-up plan for the date you have with the girl you met chatting online, but don’t know if you have much to say to them in person…..the pressure’s on and here’s a joke for you to use fatty.
Rape Joke After the jump…
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, “You know, we’re starting to get on each other’s nerves. Why don’t we split up today. I’ll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we’ll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire.”
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: “Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?”
The second friend says, “I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp.”
“Wow!!” the first guy exclaimed, “Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?”
“Nah,” says the second friend over his meal, “I couldn’t find her head
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I like Pop Stars just as much as the next 13 year old girl. I also love when they get breast implants, nipple rings and run around in their underwear to re-vamp their image and show the world that they aren’t teen popstars anymore. I like it when they admit they are full hearted whores and that the only reason they are where they are in their careers was from sucking dick at the age of 14, perverted record producers are into that shit.
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