Paris Hilton makes me laugh, she makes a sex tape, releases the sex tape, launches her career and public image with the sex tape, then gets busted trying to steal the sex tape. I once made a sex tape, I put it on the internet, but I never got famous for it. Why do people hate fat guys?

Why do people care so much about celebrities? Get a life losers….

Check out the video of Paris Stealing her Sex Tape HERE via Kontraband via Celebrity Justice

Love Letters to Nick Carter after the jump

Love Letters to Nick Carter From Paris

Another letter marking the couple’s “4-month anniversary,” says: “You mean the world to me. Think of something you couldn’t live without and multiply it by a hundred.”

One letter is signed “Paris (your bunny forever). Another card signed, “Paris, AKA Le Bean,” wishes Carter a Happy Birthday and adds, “I don’t want you to ever worry because I would never f*** this up for anything in the world.

“It’s been really hard for me these past couple of months and I’m so happy I found you. You are the …. and I love you to death.”

“It’s been really hard for me these past couple of months and I’m so happy I found you. You are the …. and I love you to death.”

The story is via ‘We Heart GOLDENFIDDLE’ HERE

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You know how we do things here, we like to deliver smutty spam your way, because it makes me laugh, and makes you think I am an idiot…today’s spam is:

After The Jump You Will Find the Spam….

Subject: cumshots galore – they luuuurve it
Message:
cumshot cravings

Hotties Alexa and Tawny love to suck on a big hard cock and take wads of cum all over their faces! Check out this hardcore picture and movie gallery featuring hardcore 3way group fucking & xxx cumshots (sometimes these sluts even lick pussy!)

Check this and all the other great cumshot fun now!

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I watch this show every once in a while, even though I don’t like TV and I don’t like predictable story lines. I do however like the fact that an older mexican lady was banging a younger/underage gardener, I am mexican and I was a gardener. It’s like I wrote this mother fuckin’ shit yo!

Some funny gossip about Eva Longoria confessing that she like “kinky sex games”….just like baby Jesus.

Lame Pics and story after the jump(we work on a budget)

‘Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria has confessed to enjoying kinky sex games.

The brunette beauty says she likes to be tied up while a “tall, dark, handsome” lover “uses” her for his sexual pleasure while she struggles to escape.

The sex-obsessed actress, who plays cheating wife Gabrielle Solls in the hit TV show, revealed: “I have been tied up with silk scarves.

There’s something very sexy about being submissive because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that.”
However, Eva, who claims to have given all her boyfriends sex lessons, admits to being unlucky in love – because her lovers up-and-leave once they have been trained to their sexual prime.

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Maurice was born September 12, 1888 in Paris

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Lochers.com is a “fashion” company out of France.In reality they just make white t-shirts with a clip-art style image in black on the front, but the simplistic nature of these shirts is actually pretty hot….I figure you may not like them, because not everyone on the block is wearing them, and you aren’t a first-mover, are you?

They are making the rounds in the Paris club scene, and they are nice and perverted just the way I like them. Shirts about bondage and pre-marital sex remind of of the days before I was married to a fat french women….

At least now, I can express myself in my clothing, rather than going out into society and doing something illegal, immoral and perverted like masturbate in public or some shit.

Thanks Lochers….Links and shirt designs after the jump….

This is what they had to say about their company:

We don’t play nice or we don’t play at all. Locher’s is a fashion label, that writes its own rules and is made for spoiled little brats that want to have everything.
In this world of over-styled people, we go back to the basics and offer the simplicity of a white T-Shirt with a big twist. We understand that you are bored of what you are wearing these days, so why not raise a few eyebrows next time you enter a room.
Perverts , degenerates, and nasty bitches can finally rejoice because now you can parade your hidden thoughts right out in the open. Locher’s shirts are bold and daring and are not for everyone. If you are cute as hell and you know it, nothing will fit you better and make you even more adorable that one of our shirts. The whole reason behind fashion is to play and feel good.
Have fun and don’t take you or anyone else too seriously.

Its just fashion darling…….

For more info – Visit Them HERE http://www.lochers.com

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You know how it is, I go through getty images and choose a couple of pictures that are interesting to me and maybe not so interesting to you, I guess that doesn’t really matter considering I am the one writing this, and you are the one reading this, bitch, how does it feel to be a bottom? I am teasing you could post comments telling me how bad my choices are…..I am not saying I am perfect.

The Getty Images Round Up After the Jump.

Kylie is sucking up to Karl…she clearly wants free Chanel “oh Karl, you’re so funny…” We know how you do, fake laugh and smile, we see through your act, now bend over….

Juliette Lewis was once in movies, now she is a rocker and she scares me

The Freestylers make bad music and look like this:

Alice Cooper’s Career is only getting better

Figure Skating Remains Gay

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Do you want to know what happens to older people after they have been married for too many years? When they have worked a bullshit unrewarding corporate job for too many years? When their unappreciative little bastard children are still living in their basement on their dime at the age of 26? When they have to deal with a wife who is menopausal and obese? Well in the Netherlands, you become a swinger and lucky for you we found a gallery of pictures of these sick old, bi-sexual people in sex acts that you probably don’t really want to see…

oh that’s right you’re a pervert, so follow the link PERVERT (NSFW)

14 galleries of disgusting pictures…..

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This is the start of our newest Jewish Fact of the Day series: Kosher. Over the coming weeks you will learn all about the eating restrictions of the Jews.

Here’s your fact for Today:

“Jews are allowed to eat certain foods known as kosher. Forbidden foods are known as treyfah.”

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Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know what’s been going on with Miss Spears of late.

Regardless, you’ll find some nice pictures of Paris hard at work, after the jump.

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Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know what’s been going on with Miss Spears of late.

Regardless, you’ll find some nice pictures of Paris hard at work, after the jump.

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