Maurice was born September 12, 1888 in Paris

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Lochers.com is a “fashion” company out of France.In reality they just make white t-shirts with a clip-art style image in black on the front, but the simplistic nature of these shirts is actually pretty hot….I figure you may not like them, because not everyone on the block is wearing them, and you aren’t a first-mover, are you?

They are making the rounds in the Paris club scene, and they are nice and perverted just the way I like them. Shirts about bondage and pre-marital sex remind of of the days before I was married to a fat french women….

At least now, I can express myself in my clothing, rather than going out into society and doing something illegal, immoral and perverted like masturbate in public or some shit.

Thanks Lochers….Links and shirt designs after the jump….

This is what they had to say about their company:

We don’t play nice or we don’t play at all. Locher’s is a fashion label, that writes its own rules and is made for spoiled little brats that want to have everything.
In this world of over-styled people, we go back to the basics and offer the simplicity of a white T-Shirt with a big twist. We understand that you are bored of what you are wearing these days, so why not raise a few eyebrows next time you enter a room.
Perverts , degenerates, and nasty bitches can finally rejoice because now you can parade your hidden thoughts right out in the open. Locher’s shirts are bold and daring and are not for everyone. If you are cute as hell and you know it, nothing will fit you better and make you even more adorable that one of our shirts. The whole reason behind fashion is to play and feel good.
Have fun and don’t take you or anyone else too seriously.

Its just fashion darling…….

For more info – Visit Them HERE http://www.lochers.com

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You know how it is, I go through getty images and choose a couple of pictures that are interesting to me and maybe not so interesting to you, I guess that doesn’t really matter considering I am the one writing this, and you are the one reading this, bitch, how does it feel to be a bottom? I am teasing you could post comments telling me how bad my choices are…..I am not saying I am perfect.

The Getty Images Round Up After the Jump.

Kylie is sucking up to Karl…she clearly wants free Chanel “oh Karl, you’re so funny…” We know how you do, fake laugh and smile, we see through your act, now bend over….

Juliette Lewis was once in movies, now she is a rocker and she scares me

The Freestylers make bad music and look like this:

Alice Cooper’s Career is only getting better

Figure Skating Remains Gay

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Do you want to know what happens to older people after they have been married for too many years? When they have worked a bullshit unrewarding corporate job for too many years? When their unappreciative little bastard children are still living in their basement on their dime at the age of 26? When they have to deal with a wife who is menopausal and obese? Well in the Netherlands, you become a swinger and lucky for you we found a gallery of pictures of these sick old, bi-sexual people in sex acts that you probably don’t really want to see…

oh that’s right you’re a pervert, so follow the link PERVERT (NSFW)

14 galleries of disgusting pictures…..

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This is the start of our newest Jewish Fact of the Day series: Kosher. Over the coming weeks you will learn all about the eating restrictions of the Jews.

Here’s your fact for Today:

“Jews are allowed to eat certain foods known as kosher. Forbidden foods are known as treyfah.”

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Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know what’s been going on with Miss Spears of late.

Regardless, you’ll find some nice pictures of Paris hard at work, after the jump.

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Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know what’s been going on with Miss Spears of late.

Regardless, you’ll find some nice pictures of Paris hard at work, after the jump.

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I have never had sex on the beach, but I have had the drink once. I remember it well, I was on vacation (yes poor people travel) and I was trying to impress a girl at the local bar. She ordered a Sex on the beach and I thought she was talking kinky to me…so I looked at the waitress and said “yes, I would love sex on the beach” needless to say, I never had sex with her on the beach, but she did invite me to go shopping with her, go to the bikini waxer with her, go out for drinks with her and her new boyfriend and most importantly asked me to be her Bride’s Maid.

Point of the story is sex on the beach the drink is gay.

Sex on the beach the act is funny.

Check out a clip of sex on the beach going wrong HEREvia uselessjunk

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I first found out about this guy when the guy behind me in shul was bragging to everyone how his daughter was dating this Jewish actor named David. I didn’t hear anything about the guy again till my wife Zelda told , me just married Courtney Cox. I guess old Bernie in Shul isn’t bragging anymore. David’s mother was Jewish, which according to the rabbi makes him a Jew too. Though he says the family wasn’t raised in a very Jewish way, other than celebrating Jewish holidays here and there.

More Info after the Jump

IMDB BIO:
The youngest of five, David Arquette was born in Virginia and is part of the illustrious Arquette family whose work has spread over many generations. Like siblings ‘ Arquette’ , Rosanna Arquette, Patricia Arquette, Richmond Arquette and Alexis Arquette, David started working at an early age and his first major role came as Luke Perry’s best friend in the hit film Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) But his major break both personally and professionally didn’t come until 1996 when he was cast in the slasher flick Scream (1996) starring opposite close friend Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell and more importantly “Friends” (1994), with Courteney Cox who he married in San Fransisco in the summer of 1999. Scream (1996) earned worldwide success and acclaim as did Arquette for his role as loveable simple cop Dewey. His role proved to be so popular that in the original script his character was meant to die, but due to test audiances response to Dewey the script was changed and he returned for both Scream 2 (1997) and Scream 3 (2000). Usually known for his goofyness in more mainstream roles, his greatest preformances and reviews have come for his indie films such as Johns (1996), Dream with the Fishes (1997) and The Grey Zone (2001). David and wife Courteney Cox reside in LA and produce their own DIY show “Mix It Up” (2003) because of their love for home improvement.

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I don’t like jokes, especially when I don’t write them, but this one did make me laugh, so I decided to put it all up in here. Don’t worry – I am not going to make this a regular feature, because jokes are for fat middle aged men who don’t get laid, lack personality and are attempting to find material they can use socially, to either break the ice, make people laugh, or as a back-up plan for the date you have with the girl you met chatting online, but don’t know if you have much to say to them in person…..the pressure’s on and here’s a joke for you to use fatty.

Rape Joke After the jump…

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, “You know, we’re starting to get on each other’s nerves. Why don’t we split up today. I’ll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we’ll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire.”

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: “Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?”

The second friend says, “I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp.”

“Wow!!” the first guy exclaimed, “Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?”

“Nah,” says the second friend over his meal, “I couldn’t find her head

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