As a young girl, Selma went to Hebrew School. How do I know this? Because one of my best clients had a daughter in the same school as her and all the family talks about at brunch over bagel and lox is their one touch of celebrity. More intresting is her Hebrew name: Batsheva.

More Info and Nude Gallery link after the Jump

IMDB BIO:
Selma has starred in many movies, including Cruel Intentions (1999) and Legally Blonde (2001). She studied acting at the famous Stella Adler Acting School. Selma is currently married to actor Ahmet Zappa, son of Frank Zappa.

Selma Blair Nude Gallery (NSFW) -mostly from storytelling

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yesterday I realized that there was a dried substance with an odd pungent scent in my hair. Upon further inspection by my maid lupe, it turns out that this mystery substance was no mystery to me at all! IT WAS SPERM! God I love that juice. lupe made me take a shower even though I had sucked it all back into my system through my mouth. She told me I should use mouthwash and stop being so messy when I am with my boyfriend. I just smiled at her, because if she knew that the sperm in my hair belonged to her husband and not to my boyfriend, she probably would have made me gargle something else, like my own blood. In any case, I get into the shower, and I am nude, and the water is really hot. The entire room is steamed up and I tilt my head back into the spray and close my eyes. It is such a good feeling, those hot jets of water dousing my body. From behind I feel a familiar feeling. Rico is inside of me.

A LOT MORE AFTER THE JUMP

I don’t know how he got into the house or into my bathroom without getting caught, and I didn’t ask, I just took it like the good little girl that I am and enjoyed it. Rico is not rough, but rather gentle. He goes in deep and grinds with me, deeper and deeper still. It really gets me off. As hot as it is in the room, plus my body temperature from rico’s skills get me so worked up I almost pass out, but the niquil with penicillin and a sprinkle of Columbian cocaine keeps me on the ball. In the end his bearded mouth pulls away from mine and I bent all the way back and lean my head against the side of the tub so that he can give me the creamiest pearl necklace. After that he knows I am still going strong, so I spread both legs and rest them on the sides of the wall and the tub and he starts lapping at me starting from beneath my breasts and works his way down. When he’s ready to go we fuck standing up and we both sound like Olympic sprinters, or over excited bunnies. He sneaks out through the bay windows in my room, down the side of the house, and I wave goodbye to him, naked, with his family the gardeners slapping him high fives. Between him and his three brothers, he is definitely the best at what he does. I get dressed, blow dry my hair, and drive to school.

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The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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This was found on ThighMaster, it is a photoshopped picture of Lohan with a cock in her mouth. I remember when I used to spy in through Lohan’s bedroom window….she would always practice on the phallic objects from around the house, from beer bottle, to vegetables, to wilmer valderamma, before the 70’s show he was a pool boy like every good mexican…..

Picture after the jump – NSFW

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I figure why not bring this back to compete with Brad the Lawyer….

“Jessica Tandy won a Tony in 1982 for “Foxfire”

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Take that…Goldstein

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I found a Glossary of Jewish terms so I will make this a feature.

We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

“Abraham= Father of the Jewish nation and also father of Isaac and Jacob”

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Paris Hilton makes me laugh, she makes a sex tape, releases the sex tape, launches her career and public image with the sex tape, then gets busted trying to steal the sex tape. I once made a sex tape, I put it on the internet, but I never got famous for it. Why do people hate fat guys?

Why do people care so much about celebrities? Get a life losers….

Check out the video of Paris Stealing her Sex Tape HERE via Kontraband via Celebrity Justice

Love Letters to Nick Carter after the jump

Love Letters to Nick Carter From Paris

Another letter marking the couple’s “4-month anniversary,” says: “You mean the world to me. Think of something you couldn’t live without and multiply it by a hundred.”

One letter is signed “Paris (your bunny forever). Another card signed, “Paris, AKA Le Bean,” wishes Carter a Happy Birthday and adds, “I don’t want you to ever worry because I would never f*** this up for anything in the world.

“It’s been really hard for me these past couple of months and I’m so happy I found you. You are the …. and I love you to death.”

“It’s been really hard for me these past couple of months and I’m so happy I found you. You are the …. and I love you to death.”

The story is via ‘We Heart GOLDENFIDDLE’ HERE

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You know how we do things here, we like to deliver smutty spam your way, because it makes me laugh, and makes you think I am an idiot…today’s spam is:

After The Jump You Will Find the Spam….

Subject: cumshots galore – they luuuurve it
Message:
cumshot cravings

Hotties Alexa and Tawny love to suck on a big hard cock and take wads of cum all over their faces! Check out this hardcore picture and movie gallery featuring hardcore 3way group fucking & xxx cumshots (sometimes these sluts even lick pussy!)

Check this and all the other great cumshot fun now!

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I watch this show every once in a while, even though I don’t like TV and I don’t like predictable story lines. I do however like the fact that an older mexican lady was banging a younger/underage gardener, I am mexican and I was a gardener. It’s like I wrote this mother fuckin’ shit yo!

Some funny gossip about Eva Longoria confessing that she like “kinky sex games”….just like baby Jesus.

Lame Pics and story after the jump(we work on a budget)

‘Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria has confessed to enjoying kinky sex games.

The brunette beauty says she likes to be tied up while a “tall, dark, handsome” lover “uses” her for his sexual pleasure while she struggles to escape.

The sex-obsessed actress, who plays cheating wife Gabrielle Solls in the hit TV show, revealed: “I have been tied up with silk scarves.

There’s something very sexy about being submissive because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that.”
However, Eva, who claims to have given all her boyfriends sex lessons, admits to being unlucky in love – because her lovers up-and-leave once they have been trained to their sexual prime.

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