We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

“Afikomen= Dessert. Portion of a matzah eaten near the end of the Seder.”

Previously
Abraham

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I just saw something on “OHNOYOUDIDN’T” that made me think, these girls aren’t real celebrities, except Nicole Richie, we are her number 1 fans…??!! Anyway some hacker broke into the cellphones of celebrities through the T-Mobile system and stole their camera phone pics…if I had a camera phone I would totally take pictures of unsuspecting ladies…

So I did the same thing, I stole them to give them to you…they are about as interesting as my life…which as you can see…isn’t that interesting..

More Pics after the jump….

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I came across this site and there are some fucking funny sexual stories. I want each and every one of you to go to this site and contribute, they are getting 600 people a week, so everybody let’s hold hands and make an effort to help them.

If you submit any stories we want to be CCed on them … and you can send it to storybook@drunkenstepfather.com

Today’s new feature is the Sexual Storybook Story of the day…..and it’s after the jump…

moms lingerie
Date: Jan 20, 2005
Category: Crossdresser
Type: True Confession
Approval Rating: 35.00% – 2 vote(s)

wearing my moms clothes I have always had a fantasy about watching my mother fuck a big black cock while she wore her stockings, high heels, etc.

Since I doubt that will ever happen, I use to snaek into my parents room, steal my moms panties, stockings, short skirts, high heels, lip stick , make up, and a vibrator or dildo.

I would dress myself up in my moms lingerie and heels and do my make up and shove the dildo or vibrator up my ass for at least 30 min to an hour while I watched interracial porn. I would eventually give in and start jacking my small, usless white dick off til I would cum and lay there, in my bed, wearing my moms stockings and heels, knowing that I would do anything to see my mom be used like I just used myself.

SexualStoryBook via FlauntingIt

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Spam is better than pussy, at least that’s what the rumor is for people who don’t get pussy. The word pussy is always so hated. I remember when a girl I knew asked where our friend Pablo was, I said “getting pussy”. she freaked out on me about how the word pussy is so vile…I was like it’s just an expression slut, now shut the fuck up and read my SPAM.

Subject: Dear My intim foto, special for you, with love Jess.
Message:

Hi sweethart,
I just get round to email! My camera shootings takes a lot of time! I love and miss you very much, I think just about you!! I’m fine, my first photosession has ended yesterday, and you, as usually, the first who will see my photos. My photographer is the really genius! I there madly beautiful, especially when I oiled!!!
Love, yours Jess.

Ill try to write as often as possible, Ill send you new photos very soon.

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I don’t fully understand what type of person would post in a sex toy for men message board, but I can only assume gay men looking, or men with homosexual inclination looking for “user experiences” with the male sex toy….Fleshlight message board people are strange….and this fantasy/story is mo’strange….Let me just say, my girl’s cooter would have to be pretty rank for me to make her use a fleshlight on me….

Fleshlight Fantasy After the Jump..

STRAIGHT FROM THE FLESHLIGHT MESSAGE BOARD

It’s Been A While Since I’ve Been Here… Wanted To Share Our “FUN” We Had Last Nite, With The Pink Lady. Before I Get Started, I’m A Big Fan Of Watching & Listening. Sometimes, I’d Rather “Watch” Him Play, Then Do Anything Else. It’s A Huge Turn On For Me. Call Me Weird.. Last Nite We Were Laying On The Couch Watching TV, I Got Up To Use The Bathroom, Came Back – And He Was Nakid. He Smiled At Me, And Reached Down, And Held Up “Her”. Smiling, I Sat Down On The Other End Of The Couch, And Started Watching Him. He Was Rubbing Just The Head Of His Cock, Across Her Lips, And Looking At Me. Like I Said Before, That Drives Me Crazy.. So, It Didn’t Take Too Long To Get Me Excited.

I Layed Back, I Had A Skirt On, No Panties.. And Started Rubbing. He Had A Nice View Of Me, And Started Rubbing “Her” Faster, Making That Wet Sound I Love. I Told Him To Start Fukin It Hard, So He Slid His Cock Inside Her, And Pumped Away For A Few Minutes, Moaning. Finally, He Said He Wanted The Real Thing, I Was More Than Happy To Oblige. We Got Down On The Floor, Facing The Couch, He Got Behind Me. And Slowly Slid His Hard Cock In, It Felt Soo Good As He Was Fukin Me Hard.

I Reached Up And Grabbed “HER” Off The Couch, And Put It Between My Legs, And Told Him To Fuck Us Both. He Slid His Cock Out, And Started Fukin Her For A Little Bit, Then Pulled Out, And Did Me. 10 Minutes Later, I Had An Unbelievable Orgasm, And He Was Ready To Blow. I Held “HER” Really Tight Underneath Me, And Told Him To Cum, He Was Pumping Away, And Started Moaning As He Came Inside Her, Filling Her Up. Then I Layed On The Floor, And He Let It Run Out Into My Mouth…. MMMM………. Very Fun Evening!!

HERE

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Fleshbot Owns Me…I spent 3 hours looking for Bikini Wax Fetish content yesterday, and all I found was an instructional video that I was going to order but it was too expensive….

Anyway this clip from Fleshbot is amazing

HERE

The video I want to order – After the Jump…

W14 Creative Brazilian Waxing Techniques

VHS $ 69.95

Two experts, Eva Mileski and Teresa Halencak, demonstrate Brazilian bikini waxing using hard wax and soft wax on three female models, with and without disposable panties. Topics include: how to trim the hair, preparing the skin, client positioning, how to decrease client discomfort, equipment required and proper wax consistency. Shows how to remove all the hair in the bikini area – front and back. Contains full nudity. (71 minutes)

HERE

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A letter sent in to Lohan after she did something nice…that didn’t involve supplying the party with YAY, or taking off her shirt…read on….

Dear Dina and Lindsay,

I wanted to say thank you for getting the tee shirt and photo of Lindsay for Erin. Erin is a neighbor of ours in Florida. She is 23 years old and has Down Syndrome. She works at McDonalds, as part of their great program from Special Needs Employees. She is the sweetest girl. She loves Lindsay’s movies.

I can not tell you how fast she ran to UPS truck to get the overnight shipment of Lindsay’s signed picture and shirt. You have made Erin sooooooo happy!!!

Her mother sent me this picture, which I have attached for you.

Thanks again for helping to bring A LOT of happiness to those who are less fortunate.

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A letter sent in to Lohan after she did something nice…that didn’t involve supplying the party with YAY, or taking off her shirt…read on….

Dear Dina and Lindsay,

I wanted to say thank you for getting the tee shirt and photo of Lindsay for Erin. Erin is a neighbor of ours in Florida. She is 23 years old and has Down Syndrome. She works at McDonalds, as part of their great program from Special Needs Employees. She is the sweetest girl. She loves Lindsay’s movies.

I can not tell you how fast she ran to UPS truck to get the overnight shipment of Lindsay’s signed picture and shirt. You have made Erin sooooooo happy!!!

Her mother sent me this picture, which I have attached for you.

Thanks again for helping to bring A LOT of happiness to those who are less fortunate.

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Ah…Chevalier, that great Frenchman.

Chevalier and his older brother started as circus acrobats.

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DJ AM was my first Drunken Email Interview. However I had been interviewed before like the time I was being interviewed by social services to see if I was a fit parent, or the time that I interviewed for jobs and constantly fucked up, spiraling my life into shitty factory work and an ulcer….I remember the time I interviewed to be a nanny, I thought I would be good with the kids, the parents got thrown off when I asked for a picture of their daughter or the time I was interviewed by the police…but I think that’s called an interrogation…

Back to Van Helden – We have his video of My My MY, lots of girls in Bikinis and his confessions for loving DJ AM, after the jump – homo

From Raves.com:
How is the NY scene? where do you go to have fun?

I never play NY, I enjoy my free time here, but I like to go out and listen to other DJ’s the scene is always the same, it’s consistently good, Imean there are like 10 night clubs, lounge bars and clubs etc. I mean there is always drama with club owner, they shut the club down and within 2 weeks another one pops up and takes over. I really only like DJ AM and a few others, so I’ll go see them.

Armand Van Helden My,My,My Video Here

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