We are the home of Lohan. So even if that means reporting this dull bit of news we will do it for the sake of our reputation. The BIG news is her first album Speak been certified Platinum by the RIAA. She co wrote 5 of the 11 songs, so doesn’t that mean she didn’t even help write the majority of the album? That’s all for now on the Lohan front.

Full story and Link after the Jump

Slightly more than a month in the stores, Lindsay Lohan’s recording debut, Speak has been certified Platinum by the RIAA. Lindsay co-wrote 5 of the 11 songs on the record including the title track and the two singles.
Closing out a year that has included a box office hit and being declared 2004’s “Hot Girl” by Rolling Stone Magazine, Lohan can now add Platinum selling recording artist to her resume.

Lohan has starred in The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen and most recently in Mean Girls. She recorded much of SPEAK while filming the upcoming remake of Herbie, the Love Bug, titled HERBIE: Fully Loaded and began shooting Just My Luck.

Via Teen Music

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I like ebay, because ebay is CRAZY, people post CRAZY things, and sometimes when I think I am CRAZY I go to ebay and say HEY I am Not nearly as crazy as this cunt.

I decided to deliver the Drunken Stepfather readers some pretty CRAZY ebay auctions. I know there is probably tons of websites
that update people on weird eBay crap, but I don’t care. Because the shit I find is better.
Check our first one out drunken losers!

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’60s VINTAGE Male Nude CHAMPION SIGNED Walt COVERT

This SIGNED vintage* color male nude beefcake photograph by photographer Walter KUNDZICZ of CHAMPION Studio features model Walt COVERT. This is an ORIGINAL Champion print dating from the 1960s. These early prints by Champion Studio are quite RARE and difficult to find and only a few are signed by Kundzicz himself. We are offering vintage Champion Studio photographs in both the adult and non-adult Photography categories of eBay this week, listed with our other auctions at the link below.

Kundzicz’s work represents an interesting time period in beefcake photography. As the 1950s gave way to the 1960s, muscle-headed beefcake gave way to free spirited, playboy jocks and roadsters. Photographers like Kundzicz, Renslow, Bellas and Milo pushed not only the esthetic boundaries that had confined the previous decade, they pushed the legal boundaries with more revealing posing straps and sexier props. But it is Kundzicz’s color images that, perhaps, best capture this time period on the cusp of the sexual revolution, posing sunny, youthful models in everyday settings like the garage, the bedroom, the rumpus room, and the shower. Historically he has his place among the best photographers of his time, and deserves to be recognized for his innovative vision.

The 3½-by-5-inch image is printed on heavy glossy stock. The photograph is in good condition with a few minor marks on the surface.

eBay auction of the day

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I remember when I got booked for the first time, I had just turned 18 and I was running a minor prostitution ring with girls from my high school. It wasn’t a pleasant experience when what I thought was a John, rolled around to our spot, a local arcade, and asked for the youngest/freshest girl I had….so I looked around the arcade, found him a 15 year old (it’s legal in Canada) and sent him on his way, after that pervert had his way with her…and refused to pay, I called the police to get my fucking money…I overlooked the fact that soliciting sex is illegal…I learnt my lesson good….

If you are bored at home check out Anderson County Detention Center Live Video Feed.

I watched it for about 10 minutes and saw nothing but a bunch of lazy pigs – doin’ they thing yo…let us know your stories…tell us what this live feed let you see…

LIVE FEED HERE

Check out the Anderson Sex Offenders Directory HERE

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

“Afikomen= Dessert. Portion of a matzah eaten near the end of the Seder.”

Previously
Abraham

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I just saw something on “OHNOYOUDIDN’T” that made me think, these girls aren’t real celebrities, except Nicole Richie, we are her number 1 fans…??!! Anyway some hacker broke into the cellphones of celebrities through the T-Mobile system and stole their camera phone pics…if I had a camera phone I would totally take pictures of unsuspecting ladies…

So I did the same thing, I stole them to give them to you…they are about as interesting as my life…which as you can see…isn’t that interesting..

More Pics after the jump….

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I came across this site and there are some fucking funny sexual stories. I want each and every one of you to go to this site and contribute, they are getting 600 people a week, so everybody let’s hold hands and make an effort to help them.

If you submit any stories we want to be CCed on them … and you can send it to storybook@drunkenstepfather.com

Today’s new feature is the Sexual Storybook Story of the day…..and it’s after the jump…

moms lingerie
Date: Jan 20, 2005
Category: Crossdresser
Type: True Confession
Approval Rating: 35.00% – 2 vote(s)

wearing my moms clothes I have always had a fantasy about watching my mother fuck a big black cock while she wore her stockings, high heels, etc.

Since I doubt that will ever happen, I use to snaek into my parents room, steal my moms panties, stockings, short skirts, high heels, lip stick , make up, and a vibrator or dildo.

I would dress myself up in my moms lingerie and heels and do my make up and shove the dildo or vibrator up my ass for at least 30 min to an hour while I watched interracial porn. I would eventually give in and start jacking my small, usless white dick off til I would cum and lay there, in my bed, wearing my moms stockings and heels, knowing that I would do anything to see my mom be used like I just used myself.

SexualStoryBook via FlauntingIt

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Spam is better than pussy, at least that’s what the rumor is for people who don’t get pussy. The word pussy is always so hated. I remember when a girl I knew asked where our friend Pablo was, I said “getting pussy”. she freaked out on me about how the word pussy is so vile…I was like it’s just an expression slut, now shut the fuck up and read my SPAM.

Subject: Dear My intim foto, special for you, with love Jess.
Message:

Hi sweethart,
I just get round to email! My camera shootings takes a lot of time! I love and miss you very much, I think just about you!! I’m fine, my first photosession has ended yesterday, and you, as usually, the first who will see my photos. My photographer is the really genius! I there madly beautiful, especially when I oiled!!!
Love, yours Jess.

Ill try to write as often as possible, Ill send you new photos very soon.

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I don’t fully understand what type of person would post in a sex toy for men message board, but I can only assume gay men looking, or men with homosexual inclination looking for “user experiences” with the male sex toy….Fleshlight message board people are strange….and this fantasy/story is mo’strange….Let me just say, my girl’s cooter would have to be pretty rank for me to make her use a fleshlight on me….

Fleshlight Fantasy After the Jump..

STRAIGHT FROM THE FLESHLIGHT MESSAGE BOARD

It’s Been A While Since I’ve Been Here… Wanted To Share Our “FUN” We Had Last Nite, With The Pink Lady. Before I Get Started, I’m A Big Fan Of Watching & Listening. Sometimes, I’d Rather “Watch” Him Play, Then Do Anything Else. It’s A Huge Turn On For Me. Call Me Weird.. Last Nite We Were Laying On The Couch Watching TV, I Got Up To Use The Bathroom, Came Back – And He Was Nakid. He Smiled At Me, And Reached Down, And Held Up “Her”. Smiling, I Sat Down On The Other End Of The Couch, And Started Watching Him. He Was Rubbing Just The Head Of His Cock, Across Her Lips, And Looking At Me. Like I Said Before, That Drives Me Crazy.. So, It Didn’t Take Too Long To Get Me Excited.

I Layed Back, I Had A Skirt On, No Panties.. And Started Rubbing. He Had A Nice View Of Me, And Started Rubbing “Her” Faster, Making That Wet Sound I Love. I Told Him To Start Fukin It Hard, So He Slid His Cock Inside Her, And Pumped Away For A Few Minutes, Moaning. Finally, He Said He Wanted The Real Thing, I Was More Than Happy To Oblige. We Got Down On The Floor, Facing The Couch, He Got Behind Me. And Slowly Slid His Hard Cock In, It Felt Soo Good As He Was Fukin Me Hard.

I Reached Up And Grabbed “HER” Off The Couch, And Put It Between My Legs, And Told Him To Fuck Us Both. He Slid His Cock Out, And Started Fukin Her For A Little Bit, Then Pulled Out, And Did Me. 10 Minutes Later, I Had An Unbelievable Orgasm, And He Was Ready To Blow. I Held “HER” Really Tight Underneath Me, And Told Him To Cum, He Was Pumping Away, And Started Moaning As He Came Inside Her, Filling Her Up. Then I Layed On The Floor, And He Let It Run Out Into My Mouth…. MMMM………. Very Fun Evening!!

HERE

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Fleshbot Owns Me…I spent 3 hours looking for Bikini Wax Fetish content yesterday, and all I found was an instructional video that I was going to order but it was too expensive….

Anyway this clip from Fleshbot is amazing

HERE

The video I want to order – After the Jump…

W14 Creative Brazilian Waxing Techniques

VHS $ 69.95

Two experts, Eva Mileski and Teresa Halencak, demonstrate Brazilian bikini waxing using hard wax and soft wax on three female models, with and without disposable panties. Topics include: how to trim the hair, preparing the skin, client positioning, how to decrease client discomfort, equipment required and proper wax consistency. Shows how to remove all the hair in the bikini area – front and back. Contains full nudity. (71 minutes)

HERE

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A letter sent in to Lohan after she did something nice…that didn’t involve supplying the party with YAY, or taking off her shirt…read on….

Dear Dina and Lindsay,

I wanted to say thank you for getting the tee shirt and photo of Lindsay for Erin. Erin is a neighbor of ours in Florida. She is 23 years old and has Down Syndrome. She works at McDonalds, as part of their great program from Special Needs Employees. She is the sweetest girl. She loves Lindsay’s movies.

I can not tell you how fast she ran to UPS truck to get the overnight shipment of Lindsay’s signed picture and shirt. You have made Erin sooooooo happy!!!

Her mother sent me this picture, which I have attached for you.

Thanks again for helping to bring A LOT of happiness to those who are less fortunate.

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