The Kosher series continues:

“All plants are kosher, but not all animals, birds or fish. Animals must not only fit the criteria in Leviticus but must also be killed in a special manner and have all the blood removed before the meat can be eaten by Jews.”

“These are the animals which you are permitted to eat … anything which has a completely split hoof and chews the cud, this you may eat …”
(Leviticus 11:2-3)

Previously: Part 1

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so this morning after my daily tea with Mohammed in nothing but my glittering gold turban and the hookah pipe wrapped around my nude, nude, naked body, i decided that i need a different kind of exotic experience. i felt like everything possible had been accomplished or attempted by me. i wandered the streets (after putting a robe on, and unwrapping the hookah pipe and Mohammed from my nude nude naked body, i went out to find more Mexicans. i was craving mimosas more than anything i had ever desired, my mouth was whetted with anticipation and i was salivating out of control. Something needed to stop this, i needed to put my mouth around something, and soon or i might just grab anyone, which is what usually happens. No complaints though gentleman, you have each been rather good in satisfying my hungry animalistic desires. So i stumble into this library for some religious sect, and there doesn’t seem to be any Mexicans within the entire building! Just when i am about to take out my baggy to snort myself a better time, my wishes are answered. i hear the brush of a broom and i know that the one i seek has been sent. i turn around just in time to untie my robe and wrap my legs around his dark, Mexican body before we fall to the floor. The owner of the library seems a little wary, and out of respect for his religion, the Mexican broom master and i leave and go into the alley down the street. He carries me over his shoulder so i have a great view of his behind, which i visible from above, down into his overalls. He lets me down and presses me against the brick wall with his two hands. My legs wrap around his torso again, and my hands do magic. ..

A LOT MORE AFTER THE JUMP

he has never been with a woman like me, which is obvious because of how eager he is to rip off my garter belt which i managed to put on before i left. He is sucking and biting me everywhere and the pain makes me yelp with sheer ecstasy and sigh into his ear. i am breathing deeply into his neck and he keeps putting his mouth on me and hurting me with his teeth and i start to push my pelvis deeper into his groin because i want it so bad and i am staining his pants because i am so wet. He loves it and laughs before he rips into me from the front. i cant even balance myself because although i have had plenty of Mexicans, i was never pressed against a wall in an alley with homeless men walking by winking at me. The whole ordeal gets me off even more and i keep saying oh god into his ears and trying to suck his tongue off and grabbing his pecs and pushing myself off the wall and deeper into him. i push faster and faster and i am bouncing up and down and laughing and his head is between by breasts and i no longer know what i am doing, just what feels good and i take my legs and put them up as far as i can go as he holds me into him and i thank all those years my parents sent me to ballet as i keep taking it until i come and he comes harder and then we fuck some more because he is still hard and hey, threir is a penis inside of me and then he lets me down, smiling, and i am smirking because i just got exactly what i needed and then he pulls his pants back up, puts my garter in his pocket, hands me my robe, and we walk to his truck (which is bright yellow and reminds me of those fabulous buckets) and drives me home, back to Mohammed. You can tell that mo is thinking something, but he doesn’t have much time to form any thoughts against me or give me a side glance because i pull him into our marble bathroom to give myself a good cleaning after the alley this afternoon and give him some fun after that yellow made me remember Jose and his mop, and got me off, again.

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Keeping the vibe alive, with this site I am trying to help re-vamp because the content is incredible….remember send in your stories and CC us!!!

Today’s Story After the Jump

Pledge Party
Date: Nov 23, 2004
Category: Gangbang
Type: True Confession
Approval Rating: 44.44% – 9 vote(s)

Some years ago we had sex with 14 college boysSome years ago my wife during a rather steamy session of intercourse confessed to having a desire for group sex .. a sex perty with horny young men taking her ads I watched and masturbated ( for long time we enjoyed going to gay bars and leering at the beautiful guys on stage and she got wet masturbating me under tables as I looked at the bare cocks bouncing ! )

Our chance arrived when she paraded around naked on our patio, knowing the college boy next door was spying .. I bumped into him that night at the local Safeway and told him I knew of his spying sand maybe he and some friends might enjoy somthing more personal .. He said OK and I asked him to call his friends.. as many as possible.. that my wife was ready to fuck… I went home and after kissing my wife, told her that I had a surprise waiting.. sghe giggled and grabbed my crotch ” no sweetie not just old Mr familiar here but how about a party ? Say a dozen boys doing you a;; night ?” She knew I was jokiung until I signalled to thre cars in the cul de sac and several young studs got out and said hello as Iushered them past her into the family room … She blushed then kissed me her nipples already rock hard as she joined the boys and as she said hello she felt each one’s crotch as they undressed

I n short oreder there were over a dozen naked college boys with beautiful erections taking turns fucking my wife as she lay spread wide on the carpet in front of the fireplace each boy performing bareback ( per her wet dream fantasy ) and yours truly taking the liberty of sucking several boys wet limp penises after cumming in her all in al i counted 14 boyswho fucked her all at least twice and three studs doing her 3 times and moi adding my own load after the boys had done her ,, we bothfell as leep naked ands dripping semen with a boy on each side of us ..

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Riv is some gay ass t-shirt company that will probably get to the Von Dutch level because the guys behind it are friends with useless celebrities like Wilmer Valderamma (illegal alien), Freddie Prinze Jr and Danny Masterson….This is some O.C. Gayness if you ask me, which you didn’t

Their mantra is Mexico, Puck, Surf and Hollywood…they claim to be to be inspired by all things pure, I am guessing nice Columbian and I am not talking about that Valderamma Lohan-Fucker….I am talking about cocaine asshole.

They also claim to be influenced by Spaghetti Westerns…and the Fish Taco stand, what a load of shit these bandwagon jumping hipster twats came up with…no wait it gets better…

“To us Riv is a blank slate, an open Canvas”….

We know RIV is funded by the rich parents of the people involved, but at least they gave their kids an outlet for their retarded ideas…

Pics OF C-LISTERS IN RIV AFTER THE JUMP

Wilmer Valderamma, I may have jumped the border but now I am on TV

Freddie Prinze Jr, I would like to thank my illegitimate father for his name, it got me places…

Before he was famous, he almost got deported 2-time…

I mean 4 times

Visit Riv HERE

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Barebacking is HUGE in the world of homo. Guys go out there to deliberately get HIV. It has to do with a fear of getting old and dying with AIDS is apparently the glamourous way for fags to go. It’s like trendy or artsy or some shit. It’s some next level Liberace Freddy Mercury, Arafat, Rock Hudson, Easy E shit….

Aids is never cool and when first hearing Andy Bell of Erasure fame contracted HIV years ago, I felt bad. When I found out he deliberately went out there and got it. I thought about all the people who get it from drunken keg parties, who really don’t want it, but can help their slutty behavior because they are college kids…

His Story After the Jump….

I am – An Idiot: Andy Bell Of Erasure

Erasure star Andy Bell has shockingly admitted he wanted to be diagnosed with HIV.

The openly homosexual singer revealed he was HIV positive in December – six years after he was diagnosed with the fatal disease – and admits he believed catching the illness was a re-affirmation of his homosexuality.

He said: “You are going to think this strange, but I wanted to be HIV positive. I thought HIV was a touchstone of being gay.”

The ‘Breathe’ singer also says he doesn’t think about dying, because he believes he can fight the disease for many years with the help of medicine.
He added: “I’m a fighter. They will have to take me from this world kicking and screaming. My life expectancy should be the same as anyone else, so there is no need to panic.”

via FemaleFirst.co.uk

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A Bar Mitzvah (or bar to the cool kids) is a special day for a young Jewish man. It is when a boy becomes a Jewish Man. All though this sounds good in principle telling the liquer store clerk you can now buy booze because your 13 and a Jewish man doesn’t usually work. Same goes for driving a car or anything else for that manner. The only bonus is half a glass of Manishevitz on the holidays. Enjoy the 80’s memories.

80’s Bar Mitzvah Clips

Site Link and more pictures after the Jump

Dancing:




Entertainers

Bar Mitzvah Disco Site

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At age eleven, Maurice chevalier landed his first singing job at 12 francs a week.

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This be the getty image round-up for the day. I went through getty half-assed and chose some pics I really got soft for…I am actually always soft, because these years of drinking have made me impotent, but that we will save for another story

Getty image round-up after the jump, I never claim these are the best pics, so comment on them if you disagree.

Lavar Burton, because he can go anywhere..it’s a book yo

Jean Paul Gauthier with a lot of hair

Little Louie Vega, my mexican brother, isn’t so little at all…the irony

Grammy gift bag is worth more than my house, which isn’t saying much, but is saying something….

The Gin Blossoms, Who are they?

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Sex tapes have changed the world that we live in. I believe that they have made households around the nation a happier, safer place….instead of husbands renting porn, they are making porn with the missus…I also think Paris Hilton really made the sex tape cool, opening the gates to teenagers everywhere to experiment with a video camera, digital camera or a camera phone. I remember when I was 16, I had to date a girl for 3 months, just to get her in her bra, now teens are bending over on camera hoping it will one day be found and they will get their own reality TV show.

All I have to say about that is – send your sex tapes/pics here

In the meantime check out the original Celeb Sex Tape starlet Pam Anderson, but this time she’s with Brett Michaels, not Tommy Lee….I have seen the screen caps of this over the last couple years but never actual clips…

Pamela Anderson and Brett Micheals Make Fuck

Enjoy Pervert!

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