Spam makes us laugh and it makes us cry. It rips off our grandmothers and the small penised guys…we like to post some funny spam we get in our inbox…so if you hate this feature let us know…we are not dropping it babycakes…

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Riv is some gay ass t-shirt company that will probably get to the Von Dutch level because the guys behind it are friends with useless celebrities like Wilmer Valderamma (illegal alien), Freddie Prinze Jr and Danny Masterson….This is some O.C. Gayness if you ask me, which you didn’t

Their mantra is Mexico, Puck, Surf and Hollywood…they claim to be to be inspired by all things pure, I am guessing nice Columbian and I am not talking about that Valderamma Lohan-Fucker….I am talking about cocaine asshole.

They also claim to be influenced by Spaghetti Westerns…and the Fish Taco stand, what a load of shit these bandwagon jumping hipster twats came up with…no wait it gets better…

“To us Riv is a blank slate, an open Canvas”….

We know RIV is funded by the rich parents of the people involved, but at least they gave their kids an outlet for their retarded ideas…

Pics OF C-LISTERS IN RIV AFTER THE JUMP

Wilmer Valderamma, I may have jumped the border but now I am on TV

Freddie Prinze Jr, I would like to thank my illegitimate father for his name, it got me places…

Before he was famous, he almost got deported 2-time…

I mean 4 times

Visit Riv HERE

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Barebacking is HUGE in the world of homo. Guys go out there to deliberately get HIV. It has to do with a fear of getting old and dying with AIDS is apparently the glamourous way for fags to go. It’s like trendy or artsy or some shit. It’s some next level Liberace Freddy Mercury, Arafat, Rock Hudson, Easy E shit….

Aids is never cool and when first hearing Andy Bell of Erasure fame contracted HIV years ago, I felt bad. When I found out he deliberately went out there and got it. I thought about all the people who get it from drunken keg parties, who really don’t want it, but can help their slutty behavior because they are college kids…

His Story After the Jump….

I am – An Idiot: Andy Bell Of Erasure

Erasure star Andy Bell has shockingly admitted he wanted to be diagnosed with HIV.

The openly homosexual singer revealed he was HIV positive in December – six years after he was diagnosed with the fatal disease – and admits he believed catching the illness was a re-affirmation of his homosexuality.

He said: “You are going to think this strange, but I wanted to be HIV positive. I thought HIV was a touchstone of being gay.”

The ‘Breathe’ singer also says he doesn’t think about dying, because he believes he can fight the disease for many years with the help of medicine.
He added: “I’m a fighter. They will have to take me from this world kicking and screaming. My life expectancy should be the same as anyone else, so there is no need to panic.”

via FemaleFirst.co.uk

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A Bar Mitzvah (or bar to the cool kids) is a special day for a young Jewish man. It is when a boy becomes a Jewish Man. All though this sounds good in principle telling the liquer store clerk you can now buy booze because your 13 and a Jewish man doesn’t usually work. Same goes for driving a car or anything else for that manner. The only bonus is half a glass of Manishevitz on the holidays. Enjoy the 80’s memories.

80’s Bar Mitzvah Clips

Site Link and more pictures after the Jump

Dancing:




Entertainers

Bar Mitzvah Disco Site

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At age eleven, Maurice chevalier landed his first singing job at 12 francs a week.

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This be the getty image round-up for the day. I went through getty half-assed and chose some pics I really got soft for…I am actually always soft, because these years of drinking have made me impotent, but that we will save for another story

Getty image round-up after the jump, I never claim these are the best pics, so comment on them if you disagree.

Lavar Burton, because he can go anywhere..it’s a book yo

Jean Paul Gauthier with a lot of hair

Little Louie Vega, my mexican brother, isn’t so little at all…the irony

Grammy gift bag is worth more than my house, which isn’t saying much, but is saying something….

The Gin Blossoms, Who are they?

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Sex tapes have changed the world that we live in. I believe that they have made households around the nation a happier, safer place….instead of husbands renting porn, they are making porn with the missus…I also think Paris Hilton really made the sex tape cool, opening the gates to teenagers everywhere to experiment with a video camera, digital camera or a camera phone. I remember when I was 16, I had to date a girl for 3 months, just to get her in her bra, now teens are bending over on camera hoping it will one day be found and they will get their own reality TV show.

All I have to say about that is – send your sex tapes/pics here

In the meantime check out the original Celeb Sex Tape starlet Pam Anderson, but this time she’s with Brett Michaels, not Tommy Lee….I have seen the screen caps of this over the last couple years but never actual clips…

Pamela Anderson and Brett Micheals Make Fuck

Enjoy Pervert!

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We are the home of Lohan. So even if that means reporting this dull bit of news we will do it for the sake of our reputation. The BIG news is her first album Speak been certified Platinum by the RIAA. She co wrote 5 of the 11 songs, so doesn’t that mean she didn’t even help write the majority of the album? That’s all for now on the Lohan front.

Full story and Link after the Jump

Slightly more than a month in the stores, Lindsay Lohan’s recording debut, Speak has been certified Platinum by the RIAA. Lindsay co-wrote 5 of the 11 songs on the record including the title track and the two singles.
Closing out a year that has included a box office hit and being declared 2004’s “Hot Girl” by Rolling Stone Magazine, Lohan can now add Platinum selling recording artist to her resume.

Lohan has starred in The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen and most recently in Mean Girls. She recorded much of SPEAK while filming the upcoming remake of Herbie, the Love Bug, titled HERBIE: Fully Loaded and began shooting Just My Luck.

Via Teen Music

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I like ebay, because ebay is CRAZY, people post CRAZY things, and sometimes when I think I am CRAZY I go to ebay and say HEY I am Not nearly as crazy as this cunt.

I decided to deliver the Drunken Stepfather readers some pretty CRAZY ebay auctions. I know there is probably tons of websites
that update people on weird eBay crap, but I don’t care. Because the shit I find is better.
Check our first one out drunken losers!

AFTER THE JUMP

’60s VINTAGE Male Nude CHAMPION SIGNED Walt COVERT

This SIGNED vintage* color male nude beefcake photograph by photographer Walter KUNDZICZ of CHAMPION Studio features model Walt COVERT. This is an ORIGINAL Champion print dating from the 1960s. These early prints by Champion Studio are quite RARE and difficult to find and only a few are signed by Kundzicz himself. We are offering vintage Champion Studio photographs in both the adult and non-adult Photography categories of eBay this week, listed with our other auctions at the link below.

Kundzicz’s work represents an interesting time period in beefcake photography. As the 1950s gave way to the 1960s, muscle-headed beefcake gave way to free spirited, playboy jocks and roadsters. Photographers like Kundzicz, Renslow, Bellas and Milo pushed not only the esthetic boundaries that had confined the previous decade, they pushed the legal boundaries with more revealing posing straps and sexier props. But it is Kundzicz’s color images that, perhaps, best capture this time period on the cusp of the sexual revolution, posing sunny, youthful models in everyday settings like the garage, the bedroom, the rumpus room, and the shower. Historically he has his place among the best photographers of his time, and deserves to be recognized for his innovative vision.

The 3½-by-5-inch image is printed on heavy glossy stock. The photograph is in good condition with a few minor marks on the surface.

eBay auction of the day

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I remember when I got booked for the first time, I had just turned 18 and I was running a minor prostitution ring with girls from my high school. It wasn’t a pleasant experience when what I thought was a John, rolled around to our spot, a local arcade, and asked for the youngest/freshest girl I had….so I looked around the arcade, found him a 15 year old (it’s legal in Canada) and sent him on his way, after that pervert had his way with her…and refused to pay, I called the police to get my fucking money…I overlooked the fact that soliciting sex is illegal…I learnt my lesson good….

If you are bored at home check out Anderson County Detention Center Live Video Feed.

I watched it for about 10 minutes and saw nothing but a bunch of lazy pigs – doin’ they thing yo…let us know your stories…tell us what this live feed let you see…

LIVE FEED HERE

Check out the Anderson Sex Offenders Directory HERE

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