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2005

28

Jan

I am – Spam of the Day

Spam, Better than Pussy WE LIKE GETTING SPAM BETTER THAN EATING IT….THIS IS THE SPAM OF THE DAY SWEETY

Subject: Hi, Honey…

Message:
I just wanted to know if you would like to accompany me.
My Husband is working all day and I need a man in these hard times of life=

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Video Clips of the Day

SO I decided it was time for me to set up a video links of the day type of thing. The reason is that I know all you crazy kids love videos, and I know you think I have great taste, so I figured I would do my best to get you the goods.
If Brad already posted some of these, I apologize, I don’t check his link dumps….

All 6 Clips After the Jump….

Lingerie

Lingerie is hot, anyway you look at it, even dirty fat chicks look better in a nice teddy than naked.

A 16 minute clip of 16 minute lingerie fashion show HERE

Revenge

I feel for girls who get slutty with overly emotional pussy boyfriends who feel the need to put together revenge clips to deal with getting dumped. I say just fucking drink your problems away. It’s guys like this asshole who fuck up my game when I try to get girls named on webcam and shit…Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us you fucking pussy.

Watch the clip here

Olsen Twins

This is a clip of 2 girls duking it out in a swimming pool in bikinis. It’s pretty boring but I am tired of doing the video clip dump
Here

Tranny

I really don’t think you should look at this clip. It’s fucking disgusting, but I had no choice but to put it on. Let me just say it is some Tranny shit, and I am not talking about car parts yo.
HERE

Scare Garbage Man

The oldest prank in the mexican pranks book…how to scare a garbage man – Still worth a round…
HERE

CUNT!

A guy calls in a gameshow just to say cunt – he says cunt but doesn’t win the prize
Here

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Mississippi Couple Destination

I like low quality TV production that deals with low quality resorts in central Mississippi….hosted by Playboy Playmates…

The show is called Love Me, Love Me Not, and it is a Valentine’s Day show for some random TV network about couple travel destinations.

The show is hosted by playmate Lisa Dergan, and this is so cheap it’s funny.

I love cheap things, especially cheap women, because my budget is limited.

Pictures and Video after the jump….

Watch the video stream from the show here

The official site for this low quality TV show is: HERE

The Show is hosted by some Playboy Model, Gallery Here

Her Official site here:

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Dead Celebrity of the Day – Jim Capaldi

Have you ever heard of the band Traffic? Do you know Jim Capaldi? Well if the answer is no, you have lost your chance because he is dead. His years of hard livin’ and scotch drinking finally caught up with this rock hall of fame inductee.

The least we can say for this man I never heard of is that he probably had a lot of sex with a lot of groupies and to us that is worth some respect.

Death is never a funny thing…even it when it happens to a hippie but Jim ol’boy we hope you’re drumming down on us from heaven.

Article After The Jump

Jim Capaldi, the drummer with sixties psychedelic rock group Traffic, died early today aged 60, a spokeswoman for his family said.

Capaldi, who formed Traffic with fellow Birmingham musician Steve Winwood, was suffering from stomach cancer.

Traffic were inducted into the American Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame in March last year.

The band, whose motto was “to sound like the same group but never to sound the same�, had top five hits with Paper Sun and Hole in My Shoe in 1967.

As well as drumming with the band, Capaldi penned many of its hits and his musical career spanned over four decades.

Outside of Traffic, he achieved chart success with Love Hurts, a version of the Roy Orbison song, in 1975.

The musician died in the early hours at the London Clinic in Harley Street.

“He passed away peacefully at 2.30am with his wife Aninha and his two daughters Tabitha, 28, and Tallulah, 26, his brother Phil and other family members at his bedside,� spokeswoman Judy Totton said.

Official Site Here

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Zlad!


Vlad was a guaranteed winner for last years Eurovison song contest. Alas, he was stopped at the Turkish border and deported back to Molvania, guilty of trafficking in narcotics. The shame. The hair. The MUSIC…more ATJ

You can download and listen to Vlad’s modern classic Elektronic — Supersonic thus allowing yourself to greater appreciate the deception and dissapointment all Molvanians must have felt. God, I just love discovering fascinating destinations, ripe for discovery. For those of you who, like me, have been bitten by the travel bug and just have to scratch the travel itch, scratch it, and scratch it, and scratch it, until it bleeds and scabs and oozes green pus and your dog starts licking it and you have to have it removed, along with the 3 foot long tape worm, you might want to check out the Asian paradise that is Phaic Tan. And keep checking in with the lovely people at Jetlag travel for all your travel guide needs.

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Brad’s Link Dump

Here is a new link list for ya’ll. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Brad's Link Dump

Here is a new link list for ya’ll. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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2005

28

Jan

I am – ebay Auction of the Day

If you think your girlfriend is banging your boss, get definite proof! Has the missus stopped nagging you? Does she have renewed pep in her step and a twinkle in her eye? Well, guess what, dude—you may be getting sloppy seconds. But don’t take our word for it. Instead, get scientific confirmation with the CheckMate semen-detection kit. Make sure that Spunk is yours.

AFTER THE JUMP

CheckMate Semen Detection Kit

After sexual intercourse all women experience what is referred to as “Flowback.” This “Flowback” causes a woman to have dried and or invisible traces of semen in her undergarments long after every sexual encounter.

“She brings the evidence home to you without even knowing it”

Typically, a woman will continue to secrete small amounts of semen for up to 72 hours after intercourse. Even after showering! If you think she is, “cheating” this is the easiest and fastest way to find out, “what’s really going on” in your relationship.

Even though most users will be interested in testing articles thought to have only recently been soiled, traces of dried semen will remain present for long periods of time. As long as the article to be tested has not been washed, invisible traces of dried semen can easily be detected for up to 2 years or even longer.

You can be sure, if any traces of semen are present on the area you decide to test, even in the smallest trace amounts, the patent pending CheckMate Infidelity Test Kit is guaranteed to detect it.

Pony up 50$ for your kit HERE

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2005

27

Jan

I am – Andres Serrano


Ok, here is a really cool artist. During Bush Sr. he was harrassed for showing a crucifix in a bottle of his own urine, I know, I know, everyone and their grandma has one of those on the mantlepiece. .. more ATJ

Serrano has also taken pictures of the dead, a great series that first introduced me to his work. To question his pictures as unartistc shows that, well, as me mum would say “you’re a fuckwit”… mum has such a great way with words. No but seriously, the recent pictures of bodybuilders, transsexuals, and Klan members remind us that we are all part of society composed of many wierd, wonderful, disturbing, people. Serrano opts for the fringes, often the most fascinating.

links HERE
links HERE(a great gallery)
links HERE
links HERE(with others)
interview HERE

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2005

27

Jan

I am – Anti Lohan Rant


This guy apparently hates Miss Lohan, and although we don’t feel the same yet, we still have to report it. We wouldn’t be the home of Lohan if we didn’t now would we.

“I therefore dislike Lindsay Lohan because she makes me feel like I have to be a redhead with a fake ass tan and a ton of makeup and gigantic fake breasts to be attractive. But there’s more behind it…”

View the full Rant with Pictures (nip slip inluded)HERE

More Lohan Haters after the Jump

basicly, my hatred for lindsay started in summer 2001. my best friend went on vacation to florida, and met lindsay there. (her dad knew her mom) anyway, she said Lindsay was polite, shook her hand and said hello, whatever. Well, they were sitting by a pool talking, and a girl (she said about 9 or 10 years old) came up to her and asked her for her autograph, and Lindsay said “umm.. im on vacation.” and just stared at the girl, my friend watched, and was just shocked. and the fan just walked away. she also said, lindsays little brother cody or somthing was really rude and spoiled.

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