After all the negative feedback we got for objectifying woman from some fat bitch with a menstrual cup, I decided to post the negative effects of sites like ours, and the whole media world for that matter. It’s called aorexia, and it is something that happens to girls who don’t want to be fat, and in their quest to be skinny, become obsessive with skinny, and don’t eat any food until they look like skeletons, their reproductive organs fall out of their bodies, and they die a lonely death, but at least they aren’t fat, and they are definitely a cheap date, which is always nice in this high maintenance world. You know how we feel about fat girls, they make us sick, stop eating donuts bitch….

This shit isn’t porno, it’s fucking ethiopian, and no matter how much I objectify women (which I don’t), I don’t advocate becoming a skeleton, because seriously girl, we like boobies and you don’t got none….

I lost the full gallery, they switched the link on me and turned it into spyware – fuckers..

More pics and links after the jump…

But here is the site it is from and some preview galleries for you to get off to..sick-o

SexyAnorexic.com

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I don’t like award shows. They’re stupid, boring, and purely serve as a self-congratulatory pat on the back for Hollywood. Of course, if I ever win an award, I’m sure my tone will change quite quickly. At any rate, last night was the Golden Globes, and here are some of the attendees.

Hi-res pics after the jump.

Teri Hatcher

Nicole Kidman

Natalie Portman

Mischa Barton

Minnie Driver

Marcia Cross

Kate Hudson

Jennifer Garner

Halle Berry

Eva Longoria

Emmy Rossum

Debra Messing

Claire Danes

Charlize Theron

Maggie Grace

Evangeline Lilly

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This is the Monday morning link dump. If you would like to send me a sardonic link you have you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

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This is the Monday morning link dump. If you would like to send me a sardonic link you have you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

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Back by popular demand is the Drunken Stepfather Jewish Celebrity of the day (that never happens more than once or twice a week). Today’s Jewish celeb is Hollywood actress Natasha Lyonne, who’s last name was Braunstein before she changed it to hide her Jewish roots. If you have no idea who I am talking about, she played the slutty chick in those American pie movies.

Now comes news that she was recently arrested in her Manhatten pad for making “menacing remarks to a neighbour’s pet” earlier in the week. Via E!Online

BIO, Pics and more after the Jump

BIO:

Natasha Lyonne was born Natasha Braunstein on April 4th, 1979 in New York City. She spent her childhood in both New York and Israel as did her brother, Adam, who served in the Israeli army. Natasha attended Yeshiva high school, a Jewish high school in Manhattan. Her big acting break came when Woody Allen chose the then-16-year-old Natasha to portray his daughter, D.J., in his first musical motion picture, Everyone Says I Love You. After that, Natasha became known as someone who could play a whole range of eccentric, lovable characters and has since been cast in both small and feature rolls, including the naïve teenager Megan Bloomfield in But I’m a Cheerleader

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The fleshlight is a male sex toy that looks like a flashlight, but when you pop off the top you find yourself a big surprise. By surprise I mean a prosthetic vagina, mouth or anus. They come in a wide array of colors and are perfect for people like you. Once you admit to yourself that you have no chance in this world to get laid because your social skills are lacking, and let’s face it you aren’t a teen heart throb, the fleshlight is a great alternative. But it seems that the fleshlight isn’t all great…After the jump you will see a sad case of a man and his fleshlight. We call this piece the fleshlight suicide, and it was taken directly from the fleshlght message board. Have a great night loser.

Fleshlight suicide after the jump…

It’s not the Fleshlight’s fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.

I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the penis and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can’t get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures — wave, ribbed, bumped — and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my penis defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.

Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven’t had any except with my own hand.

I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn’t mind me only using oral sex on her because my penis obviously doesn’t work very well.

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It’s been awhile since I posted a google image of the day. Well lucky for you, today’s word is “Peeing” and here are what I consider to be the best results….If you think I am wrong, I don’t really care, because I am the one typing here and you aren’t…..

My picks after the jump….

Peeing through my booty shorts, momma would be proud

Virgins for life, but we keep on peeing….

So poor that a peeing animal is my shower…

These used to be white shorts…but I couldn’t stop peeing…

Reconsider the next time your boyfriend asks to take a pic of you peeing…

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We have some pretty unbelievable advertisers right now, and here is our newest one…it’s hard to believe he is legit. Put please send him towels because I know where he is coming from, I used to pee all over myself on a daily basis, but that was only because I was too drunk to control my bladder, not because I was in a wheelchair…but sometimes I wish I was rich…because if I was, I would buy myself the hottest electric wheelchair on the market to mock the poor handicapped people….

Link and more after the jump….

This was taken off his site:

I am 23 years old, I am in a wheelchair. Alot of the time I can’t use a public bathroom. If the space and the bar are on the right side. I can’t lift my control, and slide my butt over. Plus there is no easy place to put my control.; So most of the time I have to lay a towel across my lap and aim as best as possible. When I am at work all day or at a bar for awhile I use the towel alot. I hate carrying around a pee soaked towel all day. I sometimes throw it away. I am working on this site so people can donate money for my towels. I will also get a poo box soon.

Visit him at GiveaTowel.com

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We have some pretty unbelievable advertisers right now, and here is our newest one…it’s hard to believe he is legit. Put please send him towels because I know where he is coming from, I used to pee all over myself on a daily basis, but that was only because I was too drunk to control my bladder, not because I was in a wheelchair…but sometimes I wish I was rich…because if I was, I would buy myself the hottest electric wheelchair on the market to mock the poor handicapped people….

Link and more after the jump….

This was taken off his site:

I am 23 years old, I am in a wheelchair. Alot of the time I can’t use a public bathroom. If the space and the bar are on the right side. I can’t lift my control, and slide my butt over. Plus there is no easy place to put my control.; So most of the time I have to lay a towel across my lap and aim as best as possible. When I am at work all day or at a bar for awhile I use the towel alot. I hate carrying around a pee soaked towel all day. I sometimes throw it away. I am working on this site so people can donate money for my towels. I will also get a poo box soon.

Visit him at GiveaTowel.com

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The only thing better than a girl in a bikini, is a girl naked. Microkitten.com bridges the gap with a hot line of microbikinis. These are so micro that you wouldn’t want to see your mother wearing one…

I remember when I was growing up, girls wore one-piece bathing suits and didn’t get bikini waxes. I like how things have evolved.

Lots more pics, after the jump

For hot (low quality but hot) pics of the Miami MicroKitten.com Fashion Show
Click this link bwoy HERE

For the Microkitten photoshoot, click this link right HERE

For the Microkitten official site click the logo

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