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2005

18

Jan

I am – Restraint of the Day

I know that when I get with a woman, I really need her to be tied up or in any type of restraint possible. That’s not because it’s the only way I get off, but it is the only way I can get off. See girls don’t really like me all that much…They think I am weird, so I give them a real reason to think I am crazy…I strap them down.

I am just teasing, I am so not into bondage in any , but I do get a kick out of seeing how weird fetishes can get.

These leg braces are $450….a great deal if it’s the only way you can get hard.

Pervert.

More after the jump…

these particular restrictive devices are the actual leg braces used for incarceration of ‘alleged’ criminals! The concept is an ingenious one of keeping the …er… prisoner from being able walk freely and the hinge at the knee can be locked so while in a seated position, they cannot stand up! They are made with highest quality of steel and nylon straps and the ankle strap is heavy duty leather! It even comes in its own carrying case! They have the exclusive “L-100” locking feature at the ankle, so you can be sure your “patient” won’t be getting out of these braces! And remember… they can be worn under clothing, so no one will notice… except that for some reason, your dear companion seems to be sitting or standing very still…hhhmmm…

These are the same leg braces used for keep prisoners form being able to walk, stand or sit on their own. Severe medical brace bondage at its finest quality! This is the complete kit including the left leg brace and the right leg brace and carrying case. These braces are made of metal 27â€? long with 2â€? wide nylon straps from the thigh to below the knee and then a 1 1/4â€? leather strap for the ankle. There is a locking hinge at the knee joint for standing or sitting, of course, that’s only if you allow it!! What a concept! Have you a need to keep an unruly patient or sub under that kind of control!? By the way, they aren’t noticeable under certain types of clothing… Wow! what fun that could be!

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2005

18

Jan

I am – Trump’s: Melania Knauss Nip Slip

Straight from a place that cokeheads, hipsters and computer geeks alike call home, Gawker.com, comes the nipple of Melania Knauss…Now Melania Knauss is obviously a good looking woman, who dates men strictly for their personalities and not their lavish lifestyles. But when her marriage collapses with Trump, she will be worth a round or two or three. There is something that really gets me going when I think about places Donald’s penis has been. Rich, powerful guys usually have freaky fetishes…Ivanka baby, I am talking to you….okay, I know the incest jokes get old, but what if I told you that I had an insider, and that I wasn’t joking…

what would you think then…freakshow.

Pics of Ivanka after the jump….

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2005

18

Jan

I am – Trump's: Melania Knauss Nip Slip

Straight from a place that cokeheads, hipsters and computer geeks alike call home, Gawker.com, comes the nipple of Melania Knauss…Now Melania Knauss is obviously a good looking woman, who dates men strictly for their personalities and not their lavish lifestyles. But when her marriage collapses with Trump, she will be worth a round or two or three. There is something that really gets me going when I think about places Donald’s penis has been. Rich, powerful guys usually have freaky fetishes…Ivanka baby, I am talking to you….okay, I know the incest jokes get old, but what if I told you that I had an insider, and that I wasn’t joking…

what would you think then…freakshow.

Pics of Ivanka after the jump….

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2005

18

Jan

I am – Britney’s gotta doo real hard….

Britney Spears was spotted using a public washroom. I guess the whole image of someone like Britney using a public
bathroom is hilarious considering she could probably afford to make her very own bathroom anywhere she wanted.
She could even afford a gold-plated colostomy bag that Kevin is forced to change twice a day to earn his keep.

Point of the post is when I was down on my luck, living in a 1 room shit hole with a clogged toilet that I couldn’t afford to fix.
I used to go to the local gas station. The shit I found was incredible, used condoms, shit smeared on the walls and my favorite…used tampons.

I think Britney was just feeling a little homesick…that’s all. Give the girl a break, let her shit in peace.

Nothing after the jump…but check out the foot herpes(Stereogum)

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2005

18

Jan

I am – Britney's gotta doo real hard….

Britney Spears was spotted using a public washroom. I guess the whole image of someone like Britney using a public
bathroom is hilarious considering she could probably afford to make her very own bathroom anywhere she wanted.
She could even afford a gold-plated colostomy bag that Kevin is forced to change twice a day to earn his keep.

Point of the post is when I was down on my luck, living in a 1 room shit hole with a clogged toilet that I couldn’t afford to fix.
I used to go to the local gas station. The shit I found was incredible, used condoms, shit smeared on the walls and my favorite…used tampons.

I think Britney was just feeling a little homesick…that’s all. Give the girl a break, let her shit in peace.

Nothing after the jump…but check out the foot herpes(Stereogum)

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2005

18

Jan

I am – The histroy of the Jews

This site covers the history of the Jews from the begininng, the real begininning in 1741 BCE when “Abraham began his long journey from Haran to Canaan.” The whole site was compilled by Eli Birnbaum, if you are bored you can email him click here.

Highlights:

306 A.D. “One of the earliest Christian councils the Council of Elvira decreed that intermarriage and social intercourse with Jews were forbidden”.

325 A.D. the council OF NICEA forbade Jews to own Christian slaves or convert pagans to Judaism.

576 Paris (Gaul) “During a procession, a recent convert was drenched with rancid oil by a former co-religionist”

692 TRULAN ECUMENICAL COUNCIL (Italy), it intensified the Eastern Church’s segregation of the Jews. Clergymen were forbidden, on pain of excommunication, to bathe in public baths with Jews, employ a Jewish doctor or socialize with Jews.

1201 WORMS (Germany) “Jews took up arms to fight alongside the city’s non-Jewish residents against an attack. At that time Jews were still permitted to bear arms in various cities in Germany, although this privilege would soon be abolished”.

1505 CESKE BUDEJOVICE (Czechoslovakia) Ten Jews were tortured and killed after being accused by a local shepherd of killing a local girl. Years later, on his deathbed, the shepherd confessed he made up the whole story.
Visit the Site

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2005

17

Jan

I am – Anorexic Porn

After all the negative feedback we got for objectifying woman from some fat bitch with a menstrual cup, I decided to post the negative effects of sites like ours, and the whole media world for that matter. It’s called aorexia, and it is something that happens to girls who don’t want to be fat, and in their quest to be skinny, become obsessive with skinny, and don’t eat any food until they look like skeletons, their reproductive organs fall out of their bodies, and they die a lonely death, but at least they aren’t fat, and they are definitely a cheap date, which is always nice in this high maintenance world. You know how we feel about fat girls, they make us sick, stop eating donuts bitch….

This shit isn’t porno, it’s fucking ethiopian, and no matter how much I objectify women (which I don’t), I don’t advocate becoming a skeleton, because seriously girl, we like boobies and you don’t got none….

I lost the full gallery, they switched the link on me and turned it into spyware – fuckers..

More pics and links after the jump…

But here is the site it is from and some preview galleries for you to get off to..sick-o

SexyAnorexic.com

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2005

17

Jan

I am – Golden Globes 2005 Round-up

I don’t like award shows. They’re stupid, boring, and purely serve as a self-congratulatory pat on the back for Hollywood. Of course, if I ever win an award, I’m sure my tone will change quite quickly. At any rate, last night was the Golden Globes, and here are some of the attendees.

Hi-res pics after the jump.

Teri Hatcher

Nicole Kidman

Natalie Portman

Mischa Barton

Minnie Driver

Marcia Cross

Kate Hudson

Jennifer Garner

Halle Berry

Eva Longoria

Emmy Rossum

Debra Messing

Claire Danes

Charlize Theron

Maggie Grace

Evangeline Lilly

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2005

17

Jan

I am – Brad's Monday Morning Link List

This is the Monday morning link dump. If you would like to send me a sardonic link you have you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

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2005

17

Jan

I am – Brad’s Monday Morning Link List

This is the Monday morning link dump. If you would like to send me a sardonic link you have you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

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