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2018

24

May

Betsy Volk Titties of the Day

Betsy Volk is pretty amazing, at least in these titty pics, that I guess double as portfolio pics, or maybe lifestyle pics, to show the world what she is capable of, while focusing on her willingness to show her tits.

She has been modeling in NYC since 2012, it is 2018 and she is still not famous, but she is still at this model thing….

She’s from St Louis, her first campaign was for Abercrombie & Fitch by famous creeper Bruce Webber…and look at her now…

Instagram photoshoot modeling and I love every second of it.

I believe in Betsy Volk….she is the future.

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2018

23

May

JoJo’s Tits Out of the Day

JoJo Topless Tits Covering her NIpples 1

JoJo who you probably remember – because you’re a creepy fucking pervert weirdo…has just mastered the latest kind of topless picture, one I haven’t seen before, that we call “Topless To Show Off and Celebrate Allergic Reactions”….

Most topless pics have a much less creative excuse to seem like it isn’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather just casual and sharing a story, or looking for support from her peers, who have allergic reactions like her…

Trying to not celebrate her weak immune system, to inspire other weak immune systems, to not let their weak immune system make them feel like less of a person or like it is bringing them down….to make them feel inadequate.

Take ownership on the weak immune system, celebrate it and post a topless pic you can polarize like a good strategic ho.

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2018

16

May

Bella Hadid Moons the World of the Day

Bella Hadid is such trash, she’s like the woman throwing her feces at Tim Hortons….

You know just a garbage, not even hot, plastic surgery done up pile of lies that generated a lot of instagram followers thanks to proper coattail riding and her family’s sense of mooching off the Kardashians and hiring PR companies to create celebrity…it’s just a matter of a few strategically placed purchased covers and all of a sudden you matter…you go viral…the world cares about you and marketers throw money at you…while you look like some low level pornstar…who never films dick in her ass, but who does show off her ass, and really everything she can whenever she can because that’s how being a mooch bitch works.

I don’t find her hot, I don’t know what this nonsense is for, I do know what she was invited though she’s rich, dialed in and celebrated…because people are idiots…but at least there’s some mooning involved…like that time I was driving on the highway by a school bus full of college girls heading home from some field trip…who decided to flash and moon every car that drove by them…each girl trying upstage the next..it what may have been a fantasy and not a reality, I can never be too sure, but I am sure this is not as exciting because it’s Bella Hadid.

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2018

15

May

KJ Skorge Naked Model of the Day

The life lesson in this…is that everyone is a model if they are willing to get naked on camera…

Whether it’s KJ Skorge….who I am sure you’ve never heard of…or some fat married woman trying to get her husband amped up on her in this era of distractions and porn…that makes her look and feel as disgusting and undesirable as she is…doing some boudoir shit…

Only KJ Skorge is skinny when she does it, which makes her a more interesting model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

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2018

10

May

Patricia Contreras Nip Slip of the Day

Patricia Contreras Nip Slip in a White Dress 2

I don’t know who Patricia Contreras is…

But you can see her nipple…slipping out of her dress…which in this era doesn’t really matter, bitches are putting their nipples out on the internet all day, but to an old timer like me, who remembers an era of no nipples being slipped, I get nostalgic remembering when moments like this were massive, important, exciting and amazing…

Patricia Contreras, whoever you are, thanks for reminding me of what matters….what it’s all about…why I get up everyday….

I mean I don’t actually care, but what the fuck else was I going to write about Patricia Contreras….

Patricia Contreras is back at it, skinny mexican “actress” with the big tits lets her nipples loose on the red carpet at cannes – how did she even get in?

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2018

09

May

Khloe Kardashian’s Massive Fake Ass of the Day

Khloe Kardashian Big Fake Ass of the Day

The Khloe Kardashians, who is the monster Kardashian, even though I think the entire family are sent from hell to show the world how fucked up we are all, yet this one is the most disgusting of the bunch, which is only funny because she was even more fucking disgusting before they figured out non invasive sugeries that could turn them all into the same looking doughy sex doll that Kim paved the way for them all to be….yet still fucking disgusting, just not too disgusting for some NBA players to knock her up, because I guess they are massive and she’s the only thing that can handle their dicks, and it doesn’t look too awkward while they are 7 foot tall and she’s 6 foot 5….Blame OJ….I mean I am sure she does every day…

I guess this is post pregnancy fame whoring, because she recently had a prop and storyline for their vile show I’ve never watched….straight from the paparazzi…that they hired and sold the pics for because it’s all manipulative bullshit people buy into…there are teams of people behind this one digusting behind…seriously…I have nudes that were sent to me by the girl who runs their social media company….who helped build their empire…it’s all contrived bullshit but America fucking loves it…you’re all fucking crazy…but not as crazy as whatever she did to this ass…gross.

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2018

29

Mar

Elle Fanning’s Ass in a Demin Jumpsuit of the Day

Elle Fanning is in a jumpsuit, a good old one piece denim outfit, that is straight from 2005 stripper fashions, at least based on my experience with this outfit, that was all the rage in 2005….and that I have very fond and even terrifying memories of…

If you’d go to a club, this was the look, tits out of the top, cameltoe in the front…the demin jumpsuit was the star of the fucking show…it may have even been something in a J.Lo video, I don’t know where these girls get inspired by, I just know it happened..

Well, I remember a good friend of mine decided to go from car salesman to stripper because the money was easier and more fun to get, why sell Toyota’s when you can let dudes grab your big tits for money….and she was finding her place in the world, touring city to city, only to ask to come to Montreal, the Mecca of trashy stripclubs, and stay with me….

I wasn’t fucking her, I mean to this day I have never even seen her tits, but she’d hang out during the day, then hit up the strip clubs at night, and come back when she was done…and she spent probably three weeks doing this….and in those three weeks, while I wasn’t seeing tits, or pussy, or getting lap dances or blowjobs…she wore her one jump suit, exactly like this jump suit…EVERY single day….with no underwear…for 3 weeks….often times unshowered…and I thought that jump suit must smell like shit…and one day, while she was at work, she left the jump suit behind…and staring me in the face..was this demin outfit I knew lived in her pussy for most of the time she was visiting…I had to face my fears…my disgust…and sniff it…and I did….and I’ve never quite been the same since..

Thanks for the PTSD trigger FANNING you assshole..

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2018

22

Feb

Katherine Heigl Got Them Titties On of the Day

Katherine Heigl in bed wearing a bra

Katherine Heigl has a taste of getting naked on social media, something she posted the other day, you know dabbling in trying to be a sex object…and clearly loving it…because she’s posted more.

I think and have always thought that she’s pretty fucking bunk, she’s pretty fucking old, even when she was at her peak of movies and TV, I was like “who’s this 50 year old fat chick”….

I am surprised anyone would really care that she’s putting out SMUT, shameless selfies like a teen girl, but then I remember what we are dealing with, a world of fucking perverts, and I don’t really care to see her naked…but I guess people do, and she’s loving the cocktease…women…are ridiculous.

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2018

19

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Church Slut Bikini Cleavage of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Chruch Slut

Hailey Baldwin is some bullshit Christian, her dad is some Jesus freak, their family friends are Jesus freaks, his business partner is the My Pillow Dot Com weirdo Jesus Freak…her friends are weird Pastors with their own Jesus Cult, the wife walks around with her tits out, then baptizes people like Bieber….because it’s all nonsense….and tits get hits, even for the Jesus weirdos…

This girl is a bootleg Kardashian, waiting her turn for the other girls to burn out, and in the meantime posts pics of her pushing out her tits…as JESUS would want it if he wasn’t gay…

Hailey Baldwin White Lace Bra

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2018

15

Feb

Christina Aguilera Tits Out for Instagram of the Day

Christina aguilera holds her naked tits in the bathtub

Hey Christina Aguilera – tuck yo titties in your boxers u fat slob

This may have been hot 20 years ago, when you were rubbing your VAgenie in a bottle – not when you’re a 40 year old fat mom.

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