I guess this is a situation that isn’t that bad…Liz Hurley’s continuous posting of her old lady tits.

I like to make fun of it, point and laugh if you will, but there’s nothing funny about an old lady who still looks this good.

If anything, it should be celebrated, for other old ladies to feel like shit about themselves, to possibly buy her bathing suit company bathing suits to hope to look as good as this…who knows, maybe it motivates those old women to work out, to get face injections, to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…

Or maybe Liz Hurley has no fucking influence, no impact, and the only people who care are pervert fans, who are also old as fuck, and rememebr her in the 90s…

I think the only amazing thing about Liz Hurley is that she’s British, and British women are normally toothless, grey skinned and fat by 35…so it’s just a whole lot of confusing..but I get pretty confused looking at tits in general…pretty fucking stroked out.

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A Woman at the park got mad at me because I was staring at some asian kid rolling around on a scooter like some kind of retard that I just assumed was because he was new to the country and hadn’t figured shit out…only to realize he had hearing aids….to which I pointed to and said “OH he has hearing aids”…assuming I thought my revelation, only to realize I said it out loud and all the people on the bench with me and next to me found it some bullying…to which I said “It’s not bullying if it’s true”….Bullying would be taking his hearing AIDS from him and throwing them in the water destroying them…only to bring him out to his favorite K-Pop concertthat he can’t actually listen to cuz he’s got broken hearing aids… while eating his favorite Sushi in front of him and showing him pics of the Vietnam war….that’d be bullying…saying “hearing aids” that are attached to his damn head is just fucking stating facts…and the people who confronted me…they’re the fucking bullies….trying to bring me down for my keen observation of FACTS….

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Her name is Jolina Pollex and she is a naked hipster. You like that don’t you. I bet you’re thinking “fuck I wish I could see her asshole”…or “I wonder if she has a fat hipster bush I can braid into my hipster beard, or my white dude with dread hair”…or “Why isn’t her ass spread, I thought this was art and asshole is art”…

Because you’re a fucking pervert man.

A fucking pervert.

Leave Jolina Pollex alone with your objectification.

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Posting racist shit on facebook as if I heard it by a third party…like “Overheard in the park someone say black on black crime isn’t crime, it’s population control”…when I didn’t in fact hear that in the park at all…I just like to take all accountability for my trolls and put them onto fictitious people…

That said….

No one wears bras but the titties are fatter…which is a conflict of interest…

It’s like when you see a lesbian couple and what you think are hippie granola lesbian tattoos like of her chakra or namaste or an elephant and Asian symbols so we know she traveled south east Asia with a backpack – turn out to be bruises cuz her lesbian man in the relationship beats her up cuz she’s unstable from her broken childhood that got her turned on to pussy before it was hip and everyone was a gender fluid swapping fluids

I don’t know what that means..but I drink…and you should drink too….

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The more interesting character than the celebrity daughter, is the celebrity sister, because they were raised in the same household as the celebrity, but weren’t as important or good at earning as the celebrity, but they got to ride the celebrity wave with great gifts, hand me downs and plus one trips all without having to do any of the work….so you could just leverage that sister, get all you wanted from anyone because of that sister, and that is the best kind of mooch, even if deep down they wish they were the sister, and end up showing off tit pics for attention to speak to their own audience that they have only because of the sister….

It’s a weird having made it without doing anything, while feeling inadequate about your place in the world, that always ends with some level of slutty….I’m a fan.

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Of course she is…

I mean her asshole is probably where her perfume is best used, so this picture isn’t shameless, it’s functional, instructional, if you’re a whore and you buy shit I sell like so many other whores before you, you’ll know that the best use for my perfume is to freshen up between fucks, because that’s what whores need…to stay in business.

Helping and inspiring the female entrepreneur since she started out this Avon Lady from hell bullshit people care about and have got rich off of back when she leaked her own sex tape and you idiots all fell for it…

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Some Instagram Model, who I doubt is an actual instagram model, but who was clever enough to do a little parody of one of the most common instagram model pics, and the fact that instagram models are a thing, is hilarious and a parody in and of itself…

Well, the picture is the floating in nurse sharks in the Bahamas, which is “safe” because nurse sharks don’t fully eat you like Great Whites but they look like fucking sharks, since they are sharks, and I guess that’s what makes the pic so dramatic and cool to have, the coveted for instagram bullshit….to fit in with everyone else…

WELL…the parody was “shark” attack, which i guess could be a real shark attack, but that is a well played shark attack, since it’s gone viral and now she matters all from being a basic fuck…it’s one of those too good, it better have been orchestrated…but these people are so dumb and empty idiots trying to fit in…that it probably wasn’t…

Either way, the pics that have gone viral for a reminder of how dumb people are.

Why can’t it be someone we hate? Why does it have to be a no name attention seeker. Why isn’t this a Kardashian’s Hadid Baldwin getting faces eaten off…I guess life isn’t fair…

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My new kind of creeping, that I guess is still creeping, but not as obvious as pushing my erection on girls in the club dancing, giving them a little hump dance action to see if they are down, is a more subtle kind of creeping, because it involves me walking into them intentionally when they are texting on the sidewalk not paying attention, so I move in to cop a feel…and figure it’s their fault, I mean they walked into me…so far, I’ve had no blatant “you’re a pervert” and 100 percent “excuse me” and apologies because they likely don’t even notice I grab them, as they are too into the texting….

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The interesting thing about the public pool I walk by, but that I am too cheap to pay the 45 dollar fee to use during the season, is that for every hot young single mother who looks like she may be a low income stripper just trying to cool off with her kid because they don’t have Air Conditioning or a sugar daddy with a pool….

Is that there’s about 1198 obese women, some in bikinis thanks to Ashley Graham types normalizing obesity, where these bitches get to compare their diabetes meds like regular women compare the deals they got on bikinis at fucking Marshalls…

The ratio is pure fucking shit, and I assume so is the pool water thanks to all these poor kids pissing in it all day.

The point being is hot girls unfortunately figured out their worth at my public pool…and have moved on up in life…while I just stay in the same place, treading water…and it’s put a real damper on my public creeping….it’s like why even bother when you can just watch instagram….

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Simone Reed, whoever the fuck that is, looks like one of the victims from an accident you unfortunately have to drive by, and can’t help but look at, only to see terrible gore and carnage all over the windshield and hanging out the driver’s side window of the car….only the topless at the beach version…

I’ve heard of body positivity and empowerment, but this is a fucking nightmare with tits….and I’m all for tits in all forms, from dreamy tits, to terrifying tits, but there’s something about this….that reminds me that even I have a breaking point…that even I can’t appreciate all tits…that even the biggest pervert with no standards has a line drawn in the fucking sand…and that line is named SIMONE REED.

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