2018
09
Jan
There was a time when Doutzen Kroes mattered…back when popular DJs were knocking her up….those were the days…but I guess she’s still got the kids with the DJ who thought he was getting a Victoria’s Secret model….
Well the good news is that there is life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two
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2018
05
Jan
Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch…
She’s crusty, dumpy and like Lena Dunham gets naked…
She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me…
I did like seeing her pee in Secretary..but that was 100 years ago.
Here she is in a Throwback AP shoot trying to be sexy
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2017
15
Dec
She may look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….
Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.
But apparently she’s Leo DiCaprio’s ex, whatever that means, he’s a homosexual and just overcompensates by flying models around with him to talk about boys together, if he even talks to them….because I’ve met girls in his entourage and he pretty much ignores all of them…
We don’t know for a fact whether she’s Leo’s ex or not, I didn’t bother googling it, but I can assure you if she was she really wants us to know it.
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2017
11
Dec
Sara Sampaio, Portugal’s own, who Portugal doesn’t seem to know, but definitely take credit for, now that she’s famous on the Victoria’s Secret circuit, is really not that hot, but good enough for a people of Fishermen..
I have a theory that she was cross-bred in a Portugal lab between Adriana Lima and some other genetics to make her not an official clone, but that’s because I don’t trust the Billion dollar a year company to not invest in human engineering…like they prefer paying real women millions of dollars a year, when they could just invest a billion into the DNA modification and get all the women they want for free…IT ONLY MAKES SENSE…
The most interesting thing Sara Sampaio did recently, is complain that a magazine who she shot nude for, posted the nudes photos despite her asking them not to, even though she posted for them…claiming to be a victim of sexual assault, despite being the person who objectified herself, and got naked in the photos, posed in the photos, but when they publish the photos, after signing off on the photos, girl gets mad and hashtags METOO…shut the fuck up Sara Sampaio…and here she is being slutty again, I wonder if she’ll come back and claim sexual assault for these pics being posted…the worst.
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2017
08
Dec
All we really know about this Madison Beer person is that her mom put her out on the internet in a relatively slutty way early on in her life…only to get the attention of fellow YouTuber Justin Bieber…who signed her into a contract that he likely signed with his semen on her face…as the kids do these days…allowing her to exist for the paparazzi despite not having any hit songs…but who needs hit songs when you have social media and the paparazzi to stay relevant..no one does…you just need tits…
And tits are what she gives you…cuz she gets it..
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Here’s a song from her Instagram to see the talent Bieber Saw in her lived in her tits..
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2017
10
Nov
Anitta got some tits…she’s a singer from Brazil named Larissa de Macedo Machado…
I don’t feel like looking too into her because she strategically had her tits bust out of her shirt on stage intentionally…it’s not quite enough to be that engaging for me, you know for me to fall in love with her and find out everything about her so that I can stalk her the way men are supposed to show their affection…
But I will still look at her tits popping out on stage intentionally…I like her overall marketing efforts though.
More pics of Anitta and Diplo
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2017
06
Nov
Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…at least her weird fucking nipples are better to look at than Rick Ross’….
Not that I consider Iggy a rapper, she’s just some weird social media experiment with a fake ass and a fake story who managed to go viral and have people care about her for a minute…and when they stopped caring…she just kept jacking up her ass…taking it to a place you don’t actually want to see…but you’ve seen…because I post it…
Well, it turns out that she’s got jacked up nipples to…but they’re still better than looking at her ass…from some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person status…all this more interesting than her shitty music…
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2017
06
Nov
Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard -who I’ve never met in the streets of Montreal because Eugenie Bouchard probably doesn’t live in Montreal but Montreal likes to think she is from Montreal because she’s the only successful thing to come out of montreal besides Celine Dion who I assume is her mother, or aunt, based on her french Canadian face…
That said, she’s taken her tennis body, a body that’s not necessarily the hottest, because tennis chicks are all tall weirdos, but that is still fit and athletic, and hot enough to stare at, but my fetish really comes with watching women’s tennis, something I’ve always written about because I love the grunts, panty flashes and gracefullness…seeing girl’s feet aren’t really exciting to me – but foot fetish people are the fucking crazy about feet…
Maybe you’re more into Eugenie Bouchard’s Tight Ass in a One Piece of the Day….
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2017
31
Jul
India Westbrooks has 3.2 Million followers on social media, yet I’ve never found her. From my googling, which was really flimsy googling, I found out that she was a “socialite”…and with a name like Westbrooks she must be some kind of royalty, only after looking at some of her pics, I would have to say, she’s probably more the kind of girl who fucks and gets knocked up by pro athletes…
But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t party, have a good time, or look good in her topless pics she posts for her 3.2 million followers…knowing that that is why they are there…
I guess the world or America likes…trashy girls, from Kardashians to this…there’s always hope for stripper looking porn trash to make it…
I am a fan, terrified but a fan.
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2017
24
Jul
Here’s a little something for the country music fans…their American Idol who played the whole country music angle to win their hearts…you know to come across as some god fearing jesus loving…child of god…while really being a greedy opportunist trying to get all the money she can to buy the biggest house she can and have the most over the top Christmas parties she can…all to celebrate how good Jesus was to her vapid, greedy, vain, egotistical self..
She’s in a bikini and it’s not all that great…but I’m sure her fans dig it..and I guess that’s what we’re all here for…
Even Carrie Underwood can’t avoid instagram whoring half naked for attention…
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