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2015

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend, being a Canadian, was definitely the not the Fourth of July.. but there were fireworks and traffic caused by the fireworks…but more importantly…there were drunk half naked chicks in bikinis…ready for a gangbang, just not for the USA, but rather for their own perversions thanks to growing up on porn….

I also started snapchat…. Add Drunkstepfather

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I also hav an instagram ….@drunkenstepfatherdotcom

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Here are some morning…Summer is half over…nothing left to live for…morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Man Shoots Firewoorks Off head – Dies Instantly…
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Bull Mastiff Tells on French Bulldog…
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Elle Fanning See through…
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Do Burget King Ad – Which Could Actually be the Burger King Ad
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Homeless Man Concert Pianist
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Hilary DUff Thighs
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Billy Joel’s New Uptown Girl
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2 Month Baby Found On the Side of the Road
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Takes Shark Out of the Water…
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A Whole Bunch of Selfies…
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The Guy Who Plays Superman for the People Who Jerk off To Superman
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The Mexican Weather WOman…
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2015

21

May

Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day

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Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers….

Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars…

All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks..

All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet…

All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing….

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2015

21

May

Amber Heard in Interview of the Day

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Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine…

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2015

21

May

Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is lucky she has tits….because without those tits, she’d just be a florida chick workng some bootleg hooters or topless donut shop..because that’s where Florida trash ends up, unless it has rich parents, and I assume this one’s does…because why the fuck else would she be on TV for doing absolultey nothing and virtaully appearing out of no where…

More importantly, why am I talking about Charlotte McKinney..because this is the kind of girl I shouldn’t know exists…and I know everyone with big tits…it’s pathetic…but it is what I do…

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2015

20

May

Crowd Cheers Couple Having Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Bearded Man Dressed as a Woman Robs Walgreens

Russian Night Club Brawl

Kid Runs Through Traffic

Driver Hits 83 Year Old….and Tells Hospital He Fell from Ladder

Drunk Driver Kills Pedestrians at a Night Club

Mean Caregiver…

Australia Fast Food Brawl

Midget of the Day

Sleeping Chicago Cop

Family Plowed by Train Taking a Photo

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2015

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a magical feeling called day off…when your site is blocked on the wifi you’re stealing because it is a porn site…when you’re forced to wonder how anyone could ever jerk off to your site…because it is not in fact a porn site…you censoring bible loving cunts…

Oh fuck…I can’t even post this….

Here are some morning links…while I try to steal better wifi…

Dick Fence
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Tamara Eccelestone TIts
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Nina Agdal Ass
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New Video of the Freddie Gray Murder
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So Much Wednesday ASs
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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George Clooney has the Quote of the Day
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3D Art
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Carlton To Host America’s Funniest Home Videos…
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Asian Scooter Ride of the Day
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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It’s Bikini Season
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Peter Dinklage Sings About Game of Thrones Dad Characters
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2015

20

May

Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day

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Here’s a really shitty campaign for some underwear company…with the laziest model in the game…

Her claim to fame was doing on Victoria’s Secret catalog, before freaking out and deciding to not model, because modeling is dumb, only for her to pop up every once in a while as a model…sometimes naked for fashion…because that’s how she gets noticed….and that’s how she makes money…to pay for her lavish model lifestyle…

All this to say, lazy model, which is really lazy, since modeling is the laziest fucking job in the world…or not…I want to get her pregnant, but she doesn’t find me funny…because I am not…but I guess I can still jerk off to her…just not today…not now…not with these pics…because whether she is amazing or not, they suck…and should hrie me for their next campaign….

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2015

08

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Photo of the Day

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2015

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her holding a baby…and I noticed that she was showing off a little cleavage and figured that if I am pathetic enough to notice the cleavage, while not even being as pathetic as you, despite making my life about this nonsense, even though I don’t care…while you’re here…and I know you care…even about Jessica Simpson, some washed up, 90s, pop country star who went on to be a half retard on tv…but who throughout it all…though thick and thin…her first husband didn’t ride it out with her…but some other dude did and gave her a bunch of babies…babies that helped generate these tits…because those were the good years in your sad life…

You know, this would be far more interesting….with nipple…or cum dripping off her face..or really anything but whatever..

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2015

21

Mar