2014
07
Nov
Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski.
It makes sense to me.
Here is her Cosmo shoot.
She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything…
Fuck this trick….pics…
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2014
05
Nov
Girl Tells Christian Preacher to Shut Up
Drunk Man Falls in Thailand…
Police VS Man with Chest Pains
Beer Drinking Contest in the Philippines
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2014
05
Nov
One of life’s most irritating things is coming across a well dressed panhandler woman who may have a drug addiction and who may want the change she is asking for, but who looks cleaner, more put together, better dressed and washed than you….it just throws off the whole dynamic of homeless people….I want more desperation and willingness to give me a 5 dollar blowjob because she really needs that 5 dollars and I really need to see someone so low they give 5 dollar blow jobs…
#noempathy…
Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….
Top 10 Amanda Bynes Meltdowns
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The Man Who Beat Olive Garden
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Jennifer Lawrence is Still Fucking Chris Martin
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Awesome Bad Friends Compilation…
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92 High Res Pics of Nina Agdal
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14 Intense GIFS
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Kate Upton’s Tits and Other celebs with the Flag
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Melissa Debling is a Glamour Model of the Day
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Guy Shoots Tree – Tree Gets Revenge
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Jamie Foxx and Harmony Korine are Doing a Gangster Film….
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I Like the Way K.Michelle Promotes Her New Song….
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Mia Farrow Looks Like a Nightmare from Rosemary’s Baby
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Today in Beyonce and Jay Z at a Basketball Game
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Some Girl from GIRLS and her Embarrassing Rap Video
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20 GIFS Made Next Level
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Sophia Loren Explains the Side Eye
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Usher Does a “How I Trained Bieber” Demo
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Epic Girlfriend Prank…
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2014
04
Nov
Here is Bar Refaeli getting paid by Calvin Klein…apparently she’s got hard nipples, but all I see is corporate sponsored instagram posts to help add to her already massive bank account…and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, make moeny where you can, I just prefer my whoring to involve back alleys and 5 dollar blow jobs…but I guess this kind works too…even if it’s less sad, down on its luck and herpes scabbed….boring.
Either way, here’s a washed up Israeli money doing it for the money, let’s just hope she’s not washed up, because sniffing dirty Calvins excites me….but not really.
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2014
29
Oct
Four People Crossing the Road Get Slammed – No One Died.
KTLA Reporter Calls her Colleague Fat – If She Was a He and He was a She – People Would be fired.
News Reporter who “ALMOST DIED”….on the Job…
Store Owner fights off Robbers with Chili Powder
Woman Almost Gets Blown the fuck up Cooking
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2014
29
Oct
The nice thing about being drunk is spending an hour talking to some girl you think you had sex with 5 years ago – for over an hour about – having sex – but not with you – having her open up her soul and telling you all her dirtiness – that you just assume she’s doing because you’ve seen her spread asshole before – only for her to introduce herself at the end of the conversation – when her boyfriend shows up – and you realize you have no fucking idea who she is…
I am sure there are other nice things about being drunk – Here are some morning links..
Kylie Jenner has Amazing Lips
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12 Animals With Masks Oon to Scare the Fuck Out of You
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College Student Makes 10k Sinking Some Basketballs…I don’t watch sports – is that what you call getting it in the net?
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18 Horrible Engagment Photos
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Jose Canseco Shot His Finger Off
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Australia’s Next Top Model Beach
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Beer Fetching Dog of the Day
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Lion with a GoPro Hunts Down and Animal
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Tom Hanks is Better Than You – Because He Befriends Cabs – And Doesn’t Yell At Them..
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People Grunting at the Gym
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People Living the Sweet Life…
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Katie Holmes is Over Being Tom’s Robot Girl
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20 Reasons Why it is good to be Alive…
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Hackers Attacked the White House
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Prank of the Day
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2014
25
Sep
This could have been the best thing ever….you know if it ended in an assassination…
But I guess it is still funny…because she is the fucking worst.
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2014
19
Sep
It is official – the booty video has dropped…:
It is safe to say the J.Lo is definitely too old for this behavior and Iggy is definitely so thirsty for fame that she will do anything she can to get eyeballs on her…but none of that matters in matters of the ass the size of mattress…cuz desperate, milking a trend, trying hard, is always encouraged when it involves parading your ass around no matter how stupid it may be…
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2014
26
Aug
Apparently Nina Agdal is modelling for some brand called Mambo Swimwear, that is not really a prestigious brand, they sell in Australian Target…but when you’re a low hanging fruit with a vegetable looking’ head…you know all dead-faced, lost and Downs Syndrome, you take any job you can get to support your luxury lifestyle when rich dudes you fuck for money aren’t around to take you on vacations in their private jet to shoot private calendars for the same rich people a few months later…
Her best play was Sports Illustrated, and I guess this is the trickle down effect, tricking down is something she’s used to though…guys pay more for that…and to her it’s all about the money.
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2014
22
Aug
Cara Delevingne is relevant now, the American paparazzi follow her…and care about what she’s tonguing.
The only thing I see is a Socialite, rich kid, who partied with the right people, and who got invited to the Chanel warehouse sale where Karl Lagerfeld said “hey why don’t you model for me”…to which she did and now she exists…
It’s like right party, right place, right friends and the public confuse her for being relevant, or even being the most relevant “it” girl around, when she’s probably just pretty fucking annoying…
You know that all this fame has gone to her head, and that she’s probably the worst human to ever be around…I mean – unless she’s letting you watch her tongue a vagina in a VIP exclusive yacht because she so wild and hip…
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