The nice thing about being drunk is spending an hour talking to some girl you think you had sex with 5 years ago – for over an hour about – having sex – but not with you – having her open up her soul and telling you all her dirtiness – that you just assume she’s doing because you’ve seen her spread asshole before – only for her to introduce herself at the end of the conversation – when her boyfriend shows up – and you realize you have no fucking idea who she is…

I am sure there are other nice things about being drunk – Here are some morning links..

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This could have been the best thing ever….you know if it ended in an assassination…

But I guess it is still funny…because she is the fucking worst.

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It is official – the booty video has dropped…:

It is safe to say the J.Lo is definitely too old for this behavior and Iggy is definitely so thirsty for fame that she will do anything she can to get eyeballs on her…but none of that matters in matters of the ass the size of mattress…cuz desperate, milking a trend, trying hard, is always encouraged when it involves parading your ass around no matter how stupid it may be…

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Apparently Nina Agdal is modelling for some brand called Mambo Swimwear, that is not really a prestigious brand, they sell in Australian Target…but when you’re a low hanging fruit with a vegetable looking’ head…you know all dead-faced, lost and Downs Syndrome, you take any job you can get to support your luxury lifestyle when rich dudes you fuck for money aren’t around to take you on vacations in their private jet to shoot private calendars for the same rich people a few months later…

Her best play was Sports Illustrated, and I guess this is the trickle down effect, tricking down is something she’s used to though…guys pay more for that…and to her it’s all about the money.

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Cara Delevingne is relevant now, the American paparazzi follow her…and care about what she’s tonguing.

The only thing I see is a Socialite, rich kid, who partied with the right people, and who got invited to the Chanel warehouse sale where Karl Lagerfeld said “hey why don’t you model for me”…to which she did and now she exists…

It’s like right party, right place, right friends and the public confuse her for being relevant, or even being the most relevant “it” girl around, when she’s probably just pretty fucking annoying…

You know that all this fame has gone to her head, and that she’s probably the worst human to ever be around…I mean – unless she’s letting you watch her tongue a vagina in a VIP exclusive yacht because she so wild and hip…

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Lara Stone is a model who tried to sue me for posting pics of her honeymoon to some comedian/ comedy actor who had what I think may have been an HBO show in AMerica, because he was just that funny….

I found the whole “invasion of privacy” charge a little extreme, considering she’s a model who gets naked for money and who you can find naked all over the internet…and I guess in music videos like this one for The Black Keys…

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KTBS.com – Shreveport, LA News, Weather and Sports

So apparently…A life sciences teacher in LA was placed on six day leave after she called a 12-year-old female student a “sassy slut” in front of others, because when you say it one on one, it’s ok.

I mean at 12 years old, it’s very possible that she is a sassy slut and in a lot of ways, being a Sassy Slut isn’t really a horrible thing in this generation, it means you take ownership on your slut, like a gay man, and you get yourself to the top.

I think this cyberbully shit, kids are always right and teachers are always wrong shit is making a generation of pussies…

I mean in my generation, the teacher wouldn’t call you a sassy slut, he’d show you how to be one on lunch break during detention…you’ve all gone soft…

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