Stacy Keibler is really taking a liking to being some George Clooney arm candy. It is like bitch is glowing that dude pulled her out of her cold, dark, scary corner where she’s been hanging out alone the last few years, and pumped knew life into her, probably not the kind of life she was hoping for, cuz this kind of happiness means one thing to me, that she never wants it to end, and like Jessica Alba, she’s probably skipped the pill, told him she’s fixed, kept his load in her mouth and ran to the bathroom to inseminate herself, hoping one sperm sticks, even if he’s told her he’s had a vastectomy, because she can’t ruin this moment she’s been waiting for all her life…being in this hollywood royal couple, even though she’s hardly Royal, unless in a rumble….and she’s hardly Hollywood, because TV is so smutty these days, reality shit doesn’t count….all this to say I
just can’t stop looking at her tits…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely, also known as the Megan Fox, who we like better than Megan Fox, because she started out as a model willing to get naked before she became the new Megan Fox, while Megan Fox was just a cunt about getting naked, cuz she knew people thought she was hot and figured people would keep coming back for more, you like a stripper on her first dance, trying to seduce without showing pussy…only to marry some loser from 90210 every fan hated, while Rosie hooked up with some bald action star peopled liked, especially other bald guys, cuz he brings them hope, making her a seriously important person in Hollywood….and here she is with her pants off for Vogue Germany…

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Here’s a stable fat bitch going nuts about Africa, Immigration, politics, slavery in one of the most convincing and educated ways, all directed at the owners of a Kwik-E-Mart because they charged her $0.15 for a glass of water…..which is totally fucking sane….it is a few days old, but never old when it reflects the state of America and the people who inhabit the country so nicely….

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If you want to see a motherfucker promote Svedka Vodka and not get paid for it all because they squeezed a pig from Jersey Shore into a Spandex outfit and measured her fake tits….then you’re wishes have just been granted….I feel like an asshole posting shit like this…It is like I’m buying into their bullshit…all cuz there is fake tit and I hate fake tit on some no name trash who thinks she is famous cuz she is famous but undeservingly….This shit makes me so mad.

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Taylor Momsen the bullshit artist who has no ideantity because she’s been in Hollywood for too long and has no idea who or what her actual personality is but who knows how to channel rock and roll idols she’s trying to simulate in an act people actually dig…does one thing right…and that’s performs in her lingerie…because at 18 it may not be as scandalous as it was at 17 but 18 is young, tight and amazing too…it’s also legal…so there’s really more reason for you to be into this white dress, see through thong….seriously….it’s all she’s good for so give her the attention she deserves.

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I posted and linked to Sofia Vergara the miracle from Colombia who managed to defy all odds as a single mother without papers who had to make ends meet in America so she became a huge celebrity after 15 years of grind…a story I’d like to see the biopic of in order to understand how this kind of lottery is won…oh right…cuz of her tits…

Apparently, Sofia Vergara posted the pics to twitter too…because she knows how to keep her fans happy…she knows how to keep her employers happy…she’s got this down. Otherwise…her story just doesn’t make sense…

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Here are some topless pictutres of Miranda Kerr not showing nipples…I think that makes it a waste of time by default. One of those “Why the fuck do I accidentally visit this site, this guy’s a fucking idiot and I can’t even jerk off to the pics he posts”…..at least that’s how it makes me feel about myself…but that is probably unrelated to this post and directly related to years of living with myself…

If you want to see her nipples from a previous photoshoot FOLLOW THIS LINK …

If you want to see an idiot not get paid to promote a clothing company…look at these pics…

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I don’t know when these are from…but all the Victoria’s Secret shit is like groundhog day…it all looks the fucking same…year after year after year after year….but someone sent them into me…someone I assume who works at Victoria’s Secret, cuz that’s why they spend so much money on their bitches, as they know dudes will buy the shit for their wives, hoping it translates as well as it does with the models, at least just a little because even if it doesn’t at least the shit is better than the shit stain cotton shit she’s been wearing since the kids were born a decade earlier…and as much as I get that, and understand Victoria’s Secret shouldn’t ruin a good thing, I can’t help but hate them for being boring and more importantly ruining a good thing, natural cleavage….

They’ve invented these push up bras that make every bitch look like they have implants…which is nice when you’re like me and don’t get to go home with the bitches, but shitty for those who do…Just yesterday I was watching porn and she pulled off her push-up bra and shit – it was a dramatic fucking difference…and for that I post these pictures to forget everything I just wrote cuz it doesn’t matter.

Candice Swanepoel

Marloes Horst

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Taryn Manning is my best Facebook friend….She consistently tells me off because she doesn’t like the comments I leave her, but unlike every other celeb I’ve followed on Twitter or added to Facebook, she hasn’t deleted me yet…maybe it is because she’s not actually a celeb, or maybe it is because she’s so mal-nourished and jacked on some kind of heroin or meth, like she looks like she is, that she can’t be bothered cuz she’s looking for her next hit, and really it all works out for me in the end, unlike these shorts, that may end up period stained, provided this slim frame, that I really love cuz I hate fat chicks, still gets her period….cuz I hear that’s the first to go when you’re body’s conserving all its energy…but I’m not a doctor…even though sometimes I wish I was….mainly cuz of all the vagina and titty they get to see…since even the worst, most infected ones they deal with have nothing on some that I’ve seen…cuz it’s the people who don’t get it treated and let it clear up on its own cuz they can’t be bothered who have it the worst…but enough about that…here’s a bitch in her little shorts…appreciate it.

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