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2011

20

Oct

Taryn Manning and Her Little Period Friendly Shorts of the Day

Taryn Manning is my best Facebook friend….She consistently tells me off because she doesn’t like the comments I leave her, but unlike every other celeb I’ve followed on Twitter or added to Facebook, she hasn’t deleted me yet…maybe it is because she’s not actually a celeb, or maybe it is because she’s so mal-nourished and jacked on some kind of heroin or meth, like she looks like she is, that she can’t be bothered cuz she’s looking for her next hit, and really it all works out for me in the end, unlike these shorts, that may end up period stained, provided this slim frame, that I really love cuz I hate fat chicks, still gets her period….cuz I hear that’s the first to go when you’re body’s conserving all its energy…but I’m not a doctor…even though sometimes I wish I was….mainly cuz of all the vagina and titty they get to see…since even the worst, most infected ones they deal with have nothing on some that I’ve seen…cuz it’s the people who don’t get it treated and let it clear up on its own cuz they can’t be bothered who have it the worst…but enough about that…here’s a bitch in her little shorts…appreciate it.

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2011

19

Jul

morning hangover dump

Marie-Eve Martinez here.

It’s hot as hell in Montreal and I’ve done everything short of putting a kiddy pool in my living room to try and keep cool and from here on out will likely be spending any and all free time in the air conditioned heaven that is my neighborhood bar, regardless of how disgusting the surroundings and people in it are.

I can only assume that’s where Jesus is right now which is why I am sitting here with sweat dripping down my forehead, thereby plastering my bangs to my face, hoping you assholes click these links I put together for you.

Tom Green Created Planking
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The NBA Wives and Girlfriends Hottest Summer Pics
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Free Cam Shows, The Gift That Keeps On Giving
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Some Girl EATS IT On a Bike Jump
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Well Hello Samantha Rex
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Jennifer Lopez’s New Boyfriend Sued For Raping a Minor and Giving Her An STD
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Shy Girl Puts on a Show
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These Sluts Got What You Need
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The World Just Got More Awesome Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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2011

08

Jul

Beyonce’s Ass to Promote her Album of the Day

Here’s a video that was just sent to me of Beyonce in lingerie…for some new song that doesn’t matter because you are going to put it on mute or pause when you masturbate to it, you sick fuck.

If you know anything about me or this site, you will know that I can’t fucking stand Beyonce. I think she is the devil and I do not endorse this new slutty behavior in efforts to compete with the younger, hotter, less annoying popstars. I don’t dig her booty shaking, or pantsless outfits, and if anything I find it a pathetic attempt for Jay-Z’s affection, cuz he owns Rihanna and shit…..

But I figured I might as well post it here, cuz they’ve only had 900,000 views and Beyonce could use the 4 I’m gonna send her….you know from my failed empire to her leaching monsterous cunt….yay.

On a sidenote, someone told me this is a picture form her promo materials for her new album, you know cuz she’s been starving herself to fit in and figures she’s got it going on enough to pull this kind of stunt, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a stunt ass, or photoshopped to hell, and really the problem is that Beyonce ass, should never be used in this way….and I’m the kinda guy who thinks ass should always be used…no matter what shapes and sizes as long as isn’t Beyonce’s ….

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2011

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

What’s up assholes? Marie-Eve here.

Jesus is a drunk fucking idiot that can’t even maintain his own piece of shit site so I’m here filling in. That doesn’t mean, however, that I don’t love him more than you love your real doll, but I probably don’t love him as much as you will love today’s links.

Selena Gomez Totally Had an Abortion and It’s the Entertainment Cover Up of the Year
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The Gold Digging Divas Are Fucking Whores Who Can’t Sing and Here’s Their Video – VIDEO
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Because These Sex Shows Will Make Your Weekend the Best You Can Be
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An Angry World of Warcraft Player is Always Good for a Laugh
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Vida Guerra’s Best Breast Moments
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Sarah Harding Tight Body in a Bikini
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Kirstie Alley Is Delusional
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass LOL
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Is It Me or is Katie Holmes Looking Less Like She is Having the Soul Sucked Out of Her Lately?
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WTF is This Tennis Slut Wearing? Jesus
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Top 25 Sexiest South American Sports Hotties
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Belen Rodriguez Has See Through Hot Tits But Donèt Get Too Close Cause This Bitch Has Got the Crazy Eyes
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WHY THE FUCK IS GWENYTH PALTROW TRYING TO CONVINCE THE WORLD SHE CAN SING? – VIDEO
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Some Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics
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Crystal Harris is Downright Terrifying Without All That Make Up
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Hahahahahhahahahah Fat People Hahahahahhahahhhahaha – VIDEO
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Hottie Dances on the Webcam
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Get a Load of Misty Ramos
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He’s Baaaaaaack!!!! Dave Chappelle Is Ready For His Return To Your TV
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Lana and Her Friend Get Dirty
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Solar Power Bikini. Wait, What?
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I Can’t Believe I’m Even Saying This But Reese Whitherspoon is Looking Kinda Bangable Lately
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End of the World Machine Fucking
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Wet Paint Prank – VIDEO
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Hipster Girl, WTF Are You Wearing
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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6 Second Talent Show = VIDEO
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Kaite is All in White
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Tori Spelling is Pregnant and Looks Like a Fucking Pig
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Playmate Ariel – GALLERY
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Some Shenae Grimes Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Seriously WTF is Wrong with Rose McGowen’s Face
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2011

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s no sense of community here anymore. I guess I’ll have to make an app for that…May all you mobile internet users who left me die of brain cancer from the cellular phones you’ve replaced me with….or maybe I just got stagnant. Either way, I’m figuring out how to revamp this dump….it will involve more tits and an iphone app that makes you look like you have a pussy….while I do that..here is the Morning Hangover Dump….

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Poster is DIRTY
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Rugby Ref KO Gives Me a Headache
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The 30 Sexiest Latinas in Sports
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Free Cam Shows To Waste Your Day Away
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Oh Come On Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits
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Gwen Stefani Thong Ass
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Because Web Cam Sluts Are a Great Advancement in Technology
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Rosa Acosta is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Horny Brunette on Video
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Geeks
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Jesus Will Save Your Ass, Or at Least Provide a Few Laughs – VIDEO
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2011

26

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Wipe back to front….no front to back….it’s the little things in life that confuse me….but prevent you from getting low level AIDS….

Cheryl Cole Fired from X-Factor – HUGE MISTAKE
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FALLING SNAKES! On Bitches – VIDEO
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20 Summer Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows, and Were in a Recession So Take What You Can Get
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The 10 Hottest Chicks Woody Allen Couldn’t Bang So He Made Movies With Instead
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Pippa Middleton Panty Flash
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And That’s Why You Don’t Take Drugs While You Drive
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Three Sluts is Better Than One Slut
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Hot Blonde Loves to Rub Herself Down
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Outtakes From Bridesmaids That Will Make You Piss Yourself Laughing
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Celebrity Dare Devils I wish Died in the Process of Dare-Deviling
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Porn Blooper- Dude Can’t Get Hard
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Trance on the Guitar
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Start Your Day – Or Spend Your Day – Watching Cam Girls for Free
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2011

18

May

Miley Cyrus May Be in a See THrough Unitard of the Day

They say this is Miley Cyrus…and it probably is….because she’s white trash and this looks like some flea market looking photoshoot that obese white trash wives take to spice up their marriages, you know all covered in cheap silk and lace, in some ghetto looking pose that is tacky enough to look great over the fake fireplace in the double wide…you get what I’m saying here….and that is that cheap smut 18 year old smut is better than no smut.

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2011

09

May

Exclusive Erica Lynne From Bad Girl’s Club Bitch Turns Porno of the Day

She was on Bad Girls Club Miami Season 5. Her name is Erica Lynne .

She’s now the star of a new sex tape because that’s what happens when you’re a trashy whore who gets addicted to the 5 minutes of fame that you had being on TV…..

I think one of the greatest things that has come from this reality TV movement, is the amount of pornstars the shit has created, assuming Erica Lynne wasn’t a pornstar before the whole reality thing happened….

These celebrity sex tapes should change their name to “the only way nobodies stay relevant in their quest to be celebrity”….

I think more importantly, we need to come to terms with the fact that just cuz you’re on TV, doesn’t make you a celebrity…

But that doesn’t mean the whole thing isn’t amazing, shit I’d love to watch every bitch I see on TV, on the street, in pictures, on the bus, in the bar, fucking everywhere fuck…whether they are hot or not, and I guess this is just another one off the list.

Check it out.

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2011

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

Marie Eve here.

The parade in Montreal isn’t till Sunday but that didn’t stop Jesus from starting the festivities as soon as possible. Last time I saw him he was standing on the corner near the park in a green shirt, except I know for a fact he doesn’t own a green shirt, which means the color likely came from him puking green beer all over himself at the pub down the street. Where he is now, your guess is as good as mine, but I k ow I’m far to negligent to actually are and in the end so are you.

In the meantime, click these links.

Gotta Love a Red hot Red Head
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WWE’s 20 Hottest Divas
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Free Cam Girls Who Will Help You End Your Week Off Right
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5 Coaches You Want Leading you in the NCAA Tourney
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‘Happy St. Patrick’s Day!’ Says Karissa Shannon in This Bikini
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Kid Versus Glass Door Hahahahahah VIDEO
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Ericka Ivette is Muy Caliente
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Cute Emo Chick Flashes Her Tits on Camera
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And Now, The GROSSEST Roomate Story You Will Ever Read
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2011

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie Eve Martinez here. How’s life, gang?

I woke up this morning to a message on my cell phone full of mumbling and yelling about earthquakes, tsunamis and supplies  and other complete inaudibility that can only come  from a drunk friend or, in my case,  family member calling you in a panic at a completely inappropriate time.

My ringer was off so I missed the call, but the call was from Jesus and the time was close to 7 am and if I know him at all, he is in jail for being found passed out in an inflateable dingy boat n the camping section of  Wal Mart after,trying to get supplies for a tidal wave of water that isn’t even going to hit the coast of where we live.

Somewhere in there, I made out the words ‘Morning Links’, so here they are.

We Can All Agree That a Hot Blonde Makes the Start of Our Friday Better
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College Football’s Hottest Fans: All 120 Schools Ranked
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Spend Your Weekend With the Kind of Girls That Aren’t Why to Show Off
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Laurie Young is a Model That is totally Stalk Worthy
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And MORE Kate Upton Hotness
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Sexy Rubiks Cube Solver
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Cyn Santana is Curvy and I Like It
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Christmas Comes Early This Year, in the Form of This Slut
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Dov Charney is a Pervert and He May Have Just Raped a Former Employee of His, Who is Now Suing Him
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