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2010

08

Dec

Selena Gomez Looks Retarded of the Day

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I don’t really understand why these pictures of Selena Gomez are making the rounds, but I am thinking it is because motherfuckers are perverts and have a thing for 18 year old bitches who look like they have Down’s Syndrome and are learning how to make strawberry shortcake cuz you gotta keep Down’s Syndrome people stimulated by playing with things, otherwise they just masturbate or bang their heads into the wall repeatedly, cuz retarded 18 year olds are the only 18 year olds dumb enough to fuck them.

That’s not to say Down’s Syndrome people are actual retards, maybe they are just hyper intelligent, which would explain the big heads, but it is to say that you’re the kind of pervert who gets a job working at an instution for the severely mentally challenged because you figure while changing their diapers, you can give them a little diddle that they’ll like with your tongue/penis and no one will ever know, until you get carried away and get one pregnant and the investigation and secret cameras they install catch you on camera doing what it is you do cuz sex with a retard is next level nutty and unpredictable only to get you arrested but luckily you have a good lawyer who knows how to get you out of these stupid messes and by you I mean me.

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2010

01

Dec

Jessica Biel Dress Like an Off-Duty Stripper of the Day

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Here are pictures of Jessica Biel dressed like an off-duty stripper getting groceries. Something that pisses me off about strippers because they assume it’s okay for them to dress down all baggy and shit because they spend their nights all naked, when I expect more out of their useless, crackwhore, no self-respect behavior….But something that doesn’t do anything for me when it comes to Jessica Biel, cuz I know she’s just a front for Timberlake’s homosexuality, cuz she’s built like a homeboy, so the more clothes the better. Enjoy.

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2010

05

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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It’s been a while since I’ve polluted your minds with the stepNEWS….

I figure what better way of celebrating officially having the most unstable website on the internet – than to give you some videos you won’t watch cuz news scares you when you’re looking for pussy pics…

Massive Drug Trafficking Tunnel Found in CA

Baby Attacked by Raccoons in GA

Teacher Bites Student in FL

Mad Hatter Ruins Beer Pong Game on Halloween

Girlfriend Gives Lap Dance at Cowboys Game

FL Runaway Forced into Prostitution in MI

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2010

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I made the mistake of going out to lunch today and forgetting that I had a website…I am sure I didn’t miss much and not much missed me….I ended up at the strippers and my hands were full…if you know what I mean…This Jesus doesn’t love you…but I do like drinking during the day with strippers…mainly because the daytime strippers are fatter, lazier and more accepting of their fate…

Enough about me…Here are my stepLINKS…

Demi Lovato Check Into a Rehab and that Publicity Stunt Turns me On
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Cher is the Walking Dead
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Because Sometimes Jerking Off is the Only Thing to Keep You From Killing Yourself
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a paris hilton halloween nip slip
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Jessica Alba’s Leather Costume
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Jessica Alba’s Best Ass Shots
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Jodie Marsh’s Giant Tits Are Fine By Me
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Horny Sluts in the Shower – VIDEO
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 7
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Womer Woman Lynda Carter Shows all These Young Hollywood Bitches How a REAL Camel Toe is Done
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A Little Blake Lively Just Because
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Alessandra Ambrosio Killing It At The Beach
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Jessica Alba is Killing it in a Leather Body Suit
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Asian Babe With an Ass Like Vida Guerra
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Can You Figure Out what is Going On In This Photo Cause I Sure as Hell Can’t
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Now THIS is What I Call a Talent Show
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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OMF FLEXIBLE SLUT OF THE DAY – VIDEO
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Ariel is One Hot Red Head
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If There’s One Thing Kate Moss is Always good For, It’s Nudes
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Halle Berry Looks Tasty As Always
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You Know I Love the girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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And Today in the Life of Charlie Sheen
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Lindsay Lohan – Patrick Hoelck Photoshoot For Fornarina Campaign 2010/2011
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Miley Cyrus Jail Bait of the Day
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Elisabetta Canalis Throback and Man is She Looking Trashy
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Random Pic Dump of The Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen’s Slutty New Video
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Fitness Bitch is Out of Control – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ruth, Melisa or Nadia?
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Madison Scott is Looking Mighty Fine
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The 10 Biggest Halloween Candy FAILS
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Dita Von Tease Went as a Normal Chick For Halloween
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Get a Load of Jasmine
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2010

14

Aug

Fix Your Love Life – MyFixsation Tip of the Day

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2010

12

Aug

Dazed & Confused Bring the Fashion Tit of the Day

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If you read the site, you will know that I am doing some fashion programming, cuz I figure it will trick people into thinking this is a fashion site, not because I am a fag and I want a husband, but because I want credibility that will lead to other things…you know like an artist before his time kinda thing like all the other idiot bullshit artists who spun their scam the right way before me…you know pretend I have a greater purpose than being a pervert who posts pictures of boring bitches I can’t stand and want to see bad things happen to….

That said, here are some models named Lauren Brown, Ali Carr, Lisanne de Jong, Lia Serge and Emily Wake in some magazine called Dazed & Confused topless…and Dazed & Confused gets advertisers…maybe I shouldn’t give out my secret formula or they’ll catch onto me…but what’s the fun in doing this all alone…

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2010

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a girl how many guys she thinks jerks off to her facebook vacation pics is apparently not a good way to get her to send you nudes…either is leaving comments about rape, how big her tits are, and how curious you are to know how meaty her pussy is. Does the clit stick out, or is she all lip, or is she a slit like we were raised a pussy is supposed to look, but you can’t make it out in her bikini bottoms in her vacation album.

Here are my stepLINKS…

See Montanna Fishburne’s Porn
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Playboy Twin Rubs up and Kisses Up on Paris Hilton cuz Whores Respect Each Other
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Craigslist Casual Encounter Ad to End All Casual Encounter Ads
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Just Because You’re Gonna Die Old and Alone Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Alone Right Now, and By Alone, I Mean Jerking Off in Your Bedroom
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JWoWW aka Jenni Farley’s Big Old Boobies
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The Hottest Fan Outfits in Sports
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Jennifer Aniston Areola Slip
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Julia Roberts Legs
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Tracy in the Mirror
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Nipple
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Chloe is Home From School
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Lonely Blonde Rubs Herself Down – VIDEO
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Mother Charged with 67 Counts For Having Sex With 13-Year-Old Boys
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And MORE Taiwenese CGI Fun – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, Erin Heatherton Lesbian Fantasy
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Tequila Fail – VIDEO
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Zoe Plays With Her Toy
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A Little Beyonce, Just Because
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Anna Lynn Mc Cord is Barless in the Rain
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WTF is LaToya Jackson Smoking? – VIDEO
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Sabrina and Zoe Video
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A Little Bit of Amber Heard
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A Bunch of Holly Peers Pics, Featuring Her Amazing Rack
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Ahhhh Dres Barrymore
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Some Vintage Christina Hendricks
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Angela Knows How to Handle Herself – VIDEO
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Gabriel Union Gallery
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Bridget From the Girls Next Door is Still Looking Hot
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Say Hi to the Bucci Twins
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2 Young Lezzies Play With Each Other
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Rachel Bilson is Single and Looking Hot
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Movie Explosions Montage!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Batman Explains It All…
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Dude Dodges Fly Ball, Lets It Hit Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Eva Mendes
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Eastern European Looking Chick With Huge Hot Fun Bags
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Ke$ha is a Dirty Pic Part 567 474 373
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A Collection of Summer Sluts
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Some Sophie Monk Just Cause
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The Cutest Damn Sex Toys Ever
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Follow Me!!
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2010

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Weekends come and weekends go but the one constant is that I will be drunk and that at least one girl will refuse to show me her vagina whether at the bar, the grocery store, the park or the public pool if I ask…so what I have learned is the key to getting what you want is to not ask, but to just seek out what it is that you are looking for and claim it as your own…make it a reality at any expense…cuz only losers take no for an answer and don’t put up a fight to get what they want….

Here are my stepLINKS, I’d like to dedicate them to Marcus Washington and the plight his people have had to face….


Airbrushed or Not, I Love Kelly Brook’s Body
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Sienna Miller is Playing Air Guitar and By Air Guitar I Mean Air Deep Throat
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Because Your Shitty Weekend Would Get a Lot Better If You Got Laid For Once
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Tara Marie is in a Tiney Bikini and Looks Good While Wearing It
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10 Giant Athletes and Their Tiny Wives and Girlfriends
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Bridgette Leann Wilson Panty Upskirt
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Tori Spelling is The Fucking Walking DEAD – NO MAKE UP
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Sammi and Her Self Pics
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Welcome to Kates Playground
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European Teen Gets Freaky
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Let’s All Laugh at Kanye West of the Day
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Man I Would Totally Bang Cassie
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Well Hey There Robi Martins
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Fire Breathing FAIL – VIDEO
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If God Was a Woman, It Would Be This Slut Right Here
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Now That’s What I Call An Ass
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Kelly Rowland Upskirt Panty Peek
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Check Out Mandy and Hunter
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And More Montana Sex Tape Drama
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Katrina Bowman is a Hot Little Blonde
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Amia Moretti Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
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Some Vanessa Hudgens
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Bree Daniels Finger Fucks Herself
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And MORE Kenny POWERS! YOU’RE FUCKING OUT
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Paris Hilton is as Slutty as Ever
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In Bed With Faith
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The Grandfolks Love Death Metal – VIDEO
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Cheryl Cole Looking Ridiculously Hot And Healthy
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Sexual Chocolate Supreme – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 5 Worst Things About the Gaming Industry
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Drew Barrymore Yum
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High Voltage Water Melon – VIDEO
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Whipped Cream on the Tits
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Man, I Would Still Totally Bang Robin Wright
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Gotta Love Blonde Babes
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When Teddy Bears With Strap Ons Attack – VIDEO
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FOLLOW ME!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

04

Aug

DrunkenStepfather Design a T-Shirt Contest of the Day

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I have been trying to do t-shirts since I started the site. I’ve done them once or twice and there were always a disaster thanks to me being a fucking idiot who isn’t good at stuff like that. I never liked the designs I got sent in. I didn’t know artists and it proved to be too much work for my lazy ass…..So I partnered up with this company and they are putting up 400 dollars for the winner of this stepSHIRT design contest….so to make that clear you can win 400 dollars if your DrunkenStepfather T-Shirt design wins. So if you’re into t-shirts, designs, drawing, and in the very unlikely case you are into this site you should take part in the contest….

To Submit Designs and Possibly Win – Follow This Link
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2010

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Marie-Eve here again. I spent the afternoon watching CNN and all this talk of Arizona Immigration reform in the US has got me thinking that I may finally be able to get rid of Jesus for good, because the longer I thought about it, the more it made sense that there’s no fucking way he has his citizenship to Canada, because that involves paper work and long waits in line at government offices that mistake him for a homeless man and throw him out as soon as he steps foot in the lobby of the building.

Well that and we live in Canada, so I’m assuming that whole thing doesn’t apply this far north. While I look into that, you click these links.

Mel Gibson Wants Timothy Dalton aka Former James Bond to Blow Him or Something
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Angelina Jolie is Window Shopping for Babies in Russia and Looking Hot in the Meantime
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Megan Fox is One Hot Step Mom
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New Gallery of the Sexiest Bond Girl Ever: Olga Kurylenko
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Top 10 Greatest Urban Legends in Sports
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A Little Jessica Biel
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tits Are Forever Young
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Lezzie Girlfriends Anyone?
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And MORE Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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Lohan is Getting Heckled in Jail
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And Now, The Greatest Comeback By a Comedian Ever – VIDEO
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This Hot Slut of the Day Really is a Giant Fucking Slut
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Cleavage Sluts, If You Got It, Flaunt It
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Gotta Love Rosa Acosta
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The Girl Next Door
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Ariel Summer and Sasha Knox Get It On
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Maria Menounos is Tossing Around a Football
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50 Pics of Sluts You’d Love to Bang of the Day
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Some Drew Barrymore is Always Good
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Jesus Christ Paris Hilton is Still Partying
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Hot Blondes Chow Down on Some Pussy
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Holy Fuck I Hate Rollerblades – VIDEO
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I’d Bang Christina Applegate Even Though She’s Pregnant
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Triplets. Yes, I Said Triplets
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Some Really Close Calls – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhh Miranda Kerr
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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At Home Gynocology – VIDEO
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New York City = FREE WEED
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Mmmmmmmmm Doutzen Kroes
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Jumping Over Bike FAIL – VIDEO
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The Walmart Moonwalk – VIDEO
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Leona Lewies is Back on the Market and Looking Sexy
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Tyler Faith and Some Toys – VIDEO
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8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents
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A Slutty Nod to Comic Con
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