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2010

26

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

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Marie-Eve Martinez here. Fat ass decided to take the afternoon off or some shit, which makes no sense to me because I can’t understand how someone can’t take time off when their entire life is a fucking vacation, but I don’t make the rules I just play by them.

On another note, here’s some news stories that help re-assure me that no matter how fucked up my life is, there’s always something else going on out there that’s worse. I’m counting my blessings and I’m suggesting you count yours as well.

Wendy Williams Admits to Eating Food from Floor and Garbage Cause She’s a Complete Class Act and By Class Act I Meany Dirty Pig

One Legged Homeless Man Attacked OH Woman
A one-legged homeless man hopped out of his chair to attack a woman. Police apprehended the suspect

Real Rabbit Disrupts Dog Race
A dog race in Australia had to be stopped when a real rabbit crossed the track and distracted some of the racers

Man Robs Bank in Wig and Clown Pants
If this was an attempt at a disguise, then it was a very bad one. A Pittsburgh bank robber tried to knock off a bank wearing a wig and clown pants, then had a poor getaway attempt.

Teen Busted for DUI on Motorized Shopping Cart

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2010

23

Jul

Halle Berry is Some Accessible Black Pussy of the Day

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I don’t know what’s up with this lesbian flannel, weird faced walk Halle Berry is involved in, but I do know that Halle Berry is probably some of the most Accessible black pussy around, so accessible that she might as well not go as her black half, cuz I have a feeling bitches like Kim Kardashian who aren’t even half black are more black than her, but I guess her white side isn’t as marketable…..

She reminds me of those weird black hipster rappers who only date white girls because black girls find them pussy and a disgrace to their heritage in their tight jeans, only the older girl version. I have a feeling that she’s never even had black cock in her but instead was the tool for racists to pretend they weren’t racists…, in a “What are you talking about, I love black women, just yesterday I jerked off to Halle Berry” kind of way….

Here she is doing some lesbian shit in some shorts….which is not all that surprising to me cuz I always had a feeling her husband was some kind of homosexual surrogate that she was keeping around to keep herself on the down low…

Pics via Fame

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2010

22

Jul

Christina Ricci Fat Legs of the Day

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Looks like anorexia lost it’s fight with Christina Ricci’s over-eating….cuz last time I checked, you know back when Christina Ricci was working, she stopped eating, cut off her tits, and looked weak and frail with a big ol’ bobble head…and now she’s thickened up but luckily that big ol’ bobble head thins her out…but still makes me sad that her huge teen tits were sacrificed for pretty much a failed cause…cuz at least if she kept the anorexia up, she’d be proportional, while now she’s just a chubby chick with no tits…good fucking job, idiot.

Pics via Fame

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2010

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Bikini Tits Hang Out With Famous People of the Day

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The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s hanging with people more famous than her in Miami in hopes of feeling more relevant, not to say that Christina Aguilera is relevant, but I guess girl can sing and she has made lots of money and left her mark on the world with more than just a sex tape and a TV show no one will remember….

The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s in a bikini to make sure more pictures taken of her….that’s just obvious bottom feeding ladder climbing shit…

The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is because she’s covering her fucking ass like a teenage girl who is insecure about her body cuz she’s a teenage girl at the water park, or the fat mother at the public pool in a t-shirt cuz she’s a fat fucking mother who knows she looks like shit in a bathing suit but is doing it cuz she doesn’t want to miss out of life too….

I’m guessing Kim knows her ass is all anyone cares about….but more importantly that it’s a sloppy fucking disaster of an ass that without it’s Spanx and harnesses leave her with a crime scene that isn’t good for business…..while covering it up leaves the mystery that maybe that magical shit is being hidden cuz of it’s perfection, a stigma she’s trying to let die and not feed into…yeah…I’m sure that’s the case…because her life hasn’t been one cry for attention after another….and if she had a great ass, I’m pretty sure she’d be in ass-less chaps daily…and what you see here is just staged marketing….

And the good news is that at least she’s got tits….

Bonus – Strategic Ass Peek flash – where there was just enough ass to satisfy our needs while not showing off the actual disgusting part.

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

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2010

14

Jun

Miss USA the Arab in Her Bikini to Takeover America of the Day

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This bitch is some trashy lookin’ shit. I know pageants don’t attract that most wholesome of pussy, but seriously, this reminds me of some shitty poster you’d expect to find in the garage of some biker…if only knew he knew she was an Arab….

I can only assume that this bitch’s parents are dead, because if they knew she was Miss America there would be some honor killings for her culture because traditional arab people hate America because it represents everything their bible tells them is bad…mainly by giving women rights…something I am not sure I fully disagree with the Muslims on, because let’s face it, owning multiple pussy is fun, even if you wrap the shit up like a Christmas gift for you to unwrap every night…..unless you’re a heathen like Miss USA where you pretty much shit on your culture by slipping into a bikini….and I guess the oppressed women with guilty religious values are always the dirtiest in the bedroom while rebelling before getting sucked back into their shit…and I guess who really cares…here are the pics…making a decent preview to the sex tape that is bound to hit…

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2010

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is the weekend. If you are reading this I feel for you and the handicap you have. Whether it is social or medical, things may not be ok for you, but I’m hoping they’ll be ok for the rest of us……I need to go drink…That’s what summer is for…..but then again…that’s what everyday is for…

Here are my stepLINKS

Khloe Kardashian Wasn’t Pregnant – She is Just Fat….
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A Proud Graduate Of The Duke Brothers School Of Driving
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Because There’s Always Hope, Even For a Virgin Like You
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Whoa Jessica Biel is Looking Hot For Once
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The 20 Awesomest Test Answers
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you’re Gonna Wanna Check Out the UFC’s Arianny Celeste
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“Get Him To The Greek’s” Rose Byrne Is So Hot
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It’s Angelina Jolie’s Birthday, So Here She is Topless to Help Celebrate That
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Ryan Gosling is Probably Banging Charlize Theron, So Here’s Some Hot Pictures Of Her
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Tiffany is Stripping Down
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With Enormous Dildo
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Guess Who Else Is Going to Celebrity Rehab
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt
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Crazy Russian Lady Destroys the Liquor Isle
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A Nice Little Collection of Upskirts
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Vida Guerra + Body Paint = PURE HEAVEN
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Sophie Monk And More Of Her Short Shorts
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Janessa and Alexandra – VIDEO
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Brooke Burke Bikini Throwback
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Daisy Lowe Sexes Up Esquire
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Rachel Bilson is Sexy as Always
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Who Would You Rather?
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$100 Says Gary Coleman Was Murdered
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Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman Are Kinda of Amazing and Here’s Why
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Laura is Masterbating on the Couch – VIDEO
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Catrinel Menghia is Looking Hot in Lingerie
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LA Woman, You’re My Woman
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You’re Gonna Love Aida
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A Friday Pic Dump, Just Because
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Hot Damn Eva Mendes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Smoking Hot Civilian Girls Who Should Be Famous
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Man, Lohan is Of the Bad Shit, You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her Skin
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Four Ways Science Will Kick Death’s Ass
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Tight Younge Whore – VIDEO
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There’s a Majoe Male Hip Hop Artist With a Sex Tape – With a Another DUDE (No Homo)
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Chewing Gum + Helium Experiment – VIDEO
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Interracial Lesbian Picnic
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Guess WHo Hates Scarlett Johansson?
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Melisa is a Girl Next Door Type
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Follow Me It May Be the Last Thing You Do
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others
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AA Brings the Ass Crack Again and She’s Got a Long One:
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2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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*****THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP YESTERDAY – I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DO IT PROPER******

I am so burnt out – you know from doing pretty much nothing but drinking all afternoon…I figure if you have a long weekend I should too..

So here are my stepLINKS, cuz maybe other motherfuckers worked harder than me, I’m thinking other motherfuckers most likely worked harder than me, but in my defense, I am Mexican and the fact I still do this site after 6 years is huge.

Here are my stepLINKS

Guess Who Is Getting Divorced If You Didn’t Already Hear
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Lindsay Lohan Will Be Degraded and Disgraced In Her New Movie INFERNO and I Can’t Wait
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Don’t Let You Sexless Weekend Turn Into a Sexless Week
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Megan Fox is Basically Letting Her Tits Hang Out and I Love It
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The Dangers of SAC TAPPING – VIDEO
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2010 FIFA World Cup: Ranking the Top 20 Wives and Girlfriends of the Soccer Elite
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Guess Which Herpes Infected Celebrity Had an Upskirt on TV?
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100 Reality Show Spoilers in Two Minutes – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Takes Her Jailbait Ass Global
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Jody and Her Huge Toy – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Do Shit They Will Probably Regret Later
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Who Remembers Hormel’s Frank N Stuff Hot Dogs?
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Happy Memorial Day, Here’s Some Sluts in Bikinis
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Daniela Katzenberger Looking Foxy
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Lichelle Marie and Her Plastic tits – GALLERY
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Say Hello Athena
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Kelly Brook Strips Down To Panties
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Kiara Diane and Codi Carmichael Get It On – VIDEO
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Jimmy Jump Is the Party Crashed We’d All Like to Be – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima Throwback
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Some Pictures You’ll Want to Jerk Off To…Of the Day
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I Admit It, Robert Pattison and Tom Cruise Have Amused Me – VIDEO
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Some Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts of the Day
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And Now, The Best Dennis Hopper Movie Clip Ever – RIP
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Britney and Chloe Orgasm on Sybians
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Jennifer Lawrence For Esquire
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We Get It Evan Rachel Wood, You’re a Lolita
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Fuck Twins, I Want TRIPLETS
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Nasty, Nasty Teen on a Webcam
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Candice Swanepoel’s Drop Dead Sexy Bikini Booty Pictures
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Thriller Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong AKA Sausage in a One Piece – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Italian Wheel of Fortune – VIDEO
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and More of Rosie Huntington, Megan Fox’s Replacement
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25 Ridiculous Beach Photos
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Knee to the Balls – VIDEO
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These Wii Games Got Rejected – VIDEO
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Shannon Plays Topless Tennis
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One Web Cam: The Internet Stars Who Will Redefine Hip Hop Music
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Follow Me Suckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

31

May

Megan Fox in a Bikini to Keep Her Career Alive of the Day

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Megan Fox was out in here bikini showing off the branded she stain she got from her handler/owner/kidnapper/brain washer/satan who abused her into thinking she can’t survive without his has been dick…because he got her when she was young and insignificant and he molded her into the co-dependent slave and she makes him feel relevant and he makes her look fucking pathetic…..

Sure fucking the hottest pussy in hollywood since she was 18, and owning her, cuz he was her teenage crush is good for him, I mean it’s better than Gary Coleman’s hasbeen life….but now that she’s been dropped from the one gig she makes money off of, he’s gotta act fast so that she doesn’t leave him to suck off some dick that can get her work, so he let her out of her cage and got her in her bikini, to remind dudes who and what Megan Fox is, hoping to get guys excited for her again – I am okay with that strategy….here are the pics….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

31

May

Jaimie Hilfiger is a Fake Model in her Bikini of the Day

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This bitch had her uncle pay for her career, not that she has a career, but whatever she did to get her name out there enough for me to know who she is, and now I guess he is paying for the paparazzi to take pictures of her because whatever they did the first time, to get her to this level of whatever it is that her hardly hot body has didn’t work out as well as she hoped, so here she is acting a fool in some desperate attempt that I can get behind because bikini pictures are always awesome…s…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

31

May

Blossom Licking her Lips of the Day

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Mayim Bialik is giving jewish girls a bad name…Seriously. Most Jewish girls have personal trainers, eat healthy, wear expensive clothes, get their hair and make-up done weekly, but every once in a while one slips through the crackes and ends up dumpy, ass faced and inbred looking like this Blossom bitch. When the show was on the air I felt she had no business being on TV and now that it’s over, I feel like she has no business being alive. Seriousl, this is the face that would make anyone jump out the second floor window when they walk by the hallway mirror, or worse, if they wake up next to it after a night of hard drinking, only to see her empty the contents of the used condom inside her to feel what love and commitment actually feels like, and to hopefully get knocked up so that she has a legacy, gets to follow nature’s course and gets to live a normal life as a mother but more importantly to feel like somone other than her parents actually love her…no offense or anything.

Here she is licking her lips for those of you who like tongue and don’t care who it belongs to…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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