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2010

31

May

Kristen Stewart Shows off Her Tits of the Day

Kristen Stewart is not hot – but you would think she is based on all the coverage she gets…people are always talking about her white trash, mother and father are sister and brothers who went a little too far one night of drinking too much moonshine and chewing tobacco in the outhouse they used to shit in, and 9 months later dropped her ugly baby ass out of her vagina into, because she had no idea she was pregnant, she just thought she ate herself some bad road kill…..

Here are some pics of her showing off some little popular tit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

31

May

Marlena Szoka Topless in Marie Claire Italia of the Day

It is a long weekend in the states…I figure I would be a fucking idiot to post when most of my two readers are drunk in ditch somewhere, so I’ll come in and out if something relevant happens like RIP Motherfucker Dennis Hopper….or Lindsay Lohan dies from the flesh eating disease she got in her pussy from an inflamed scab….

Here is Marlena Szoka, some model, I’ve never heard of showing some tit…..cuz she’s hot…and so is the first long weekend of the summer….

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2010

28

May

Nika Lauraitis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

It’s the long weekend for you lazy Americans so I figured I needed to get you in the spirit of the first real weekend of summer…and in honor of your holiday, I’ve been lazy and hungover today, pretty much slacking all day because I figure it is only fitting and there’s probably no one online, but in my defense, I’m not slacking nearly as hard as Gary Coleman…RIP Motherfucker…..

Here is some model named Nika Lauraitis in her bikini from some magazine called Flare out of Canada…and I love bikini pics on everyone, especially models, cuz they aren’t fat, even when they are no named models cuz bikinis are a good thing….

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2010

28

May

Kelly Brook Topless in Loaded Magazine of the Day

I don’t think these pictures are new, but who really cares when they were taken, because there’s a naked, natural tittied bitch from the UK….Sure, I’d rather see some snatch lip, but that’s just because tits are so played out, from cleavage, to strip clubs, to beaches in Europe, that I don’t get excited seeing them, I am titty jaded and titty desensitized, sure I still like tits and recommend that all you bitches send in pictures of your tits, but if you reeally want to make a difference in any of our lives, take off your pants and spread eagle yourself in pics, I’m talking to you Kelly Brook….and here are her tame but still topless pictures….

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2010

28

May

Dita Von Teese Shitty Tits Don’t Distract from her Clown Face of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a fucking scam. Girls this ugly can’t tease me…I know they are fucking bullshit. She is ugly as fuck. She knows it but she wanted male attention, so she created a character on the internet before the internet had good looking girls, a character who was some 1940’s burlesque dancer / pin-up girl cuz it was popular for fat chicks to be into that shit at the time and it landed her in Playboy and then into the mainstream…where she makes millions doing these stage shows that are better off left dead like the bitches who actually created the shit so many years ago. It is dated. It is lesbionic and gothic. They don’t show pussy, even though she was in dyke porn before her fame hit and I fucking hate it and everything it stands for….mainly because I hate ugly chicks, with freakish bird faces…even when they show off their stupid tits to distract us.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

28

May

Rihanna’s Lesbianism in her New Video “Te Amo” of the Day

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Rihanna should be making beds at luxury villas in Barbdos, not making music videos or hit songs in America. She was from a shanty with a garbage man father I am going to keep saying this cuz maybe one day it will come true…

I watched it on mute cuz the Rihanna sound irritates me, but there is lots of lingerie. lots of lesbianism. It is sexed up and trying to stay relevant by keeping up with Gagas and as long as there is lots of lingerie and shit is sexed up…I’ll keep posting it…cuz no matter how much I hate a bitch a but I can see past it when it’s barely clothed and humping the air like a horny dog looking for attention so that she doesn’t get back to her teenage prostitute life she came from…and really who fucking cares, just watch the video if you like simple minded girls who get attention by doing subtle dyke shit cuz guys are morons and it excites them….but really only excites me cuz I know there will be local copycats….


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2010

11

May

Boyfriend of the Day

My computer fucking sucks and I am struggling – but I saw this video of some boyfriend play fighting with some busy girl who is bigger than him and shit goes pretty nutty – which reminds us all that if you have a busty bitch showing off tit in our presence, we should focus our energy on seeing those tits, not killing them.

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2010

19

Mar

Karolina Kurkova Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and because she’s not as fat as she was when they were giving her warning to stop eating and she pretended it was a thyroid problem, which it probably was if a thyroid problem is code of eating as much donuts as I can in one sitting….but she still looks a lot like a monster and sometimes that’s not a bad thing like when you’re walking down dark alleys and come across 4 black dudes in baggy pants, or on halloween when you don’t feel like dressing up.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

11

Mar

Kristina Shannon from Playboy Likes Black Cock of the Day

Here’s one of the Shannon Twins from Playboy and apparently she likes black cock. It’s not abnormal for girls in the sex trade, whether prostitutes or strippers to have black boyfriends….I don’t know why, but it may have something to do with their dicks being bigger, or the fact that they encourage them slutting out, or that they sell drugs or that these girls are cheesy and into hiphop and want a rapper of their own to rap on their clits, but for you racists who don’t like how all the girls you can’t get anyway are running to black dudes, I’d figure I’d post this to ruin this girl for you…

The only shocking thing in all this is that this Shannon twin isn’t fat, but I guess black guys just like girls as long as they are white, skinny, or ugly, or not..and Shannon twins like black cock as long as it is inside them….

I don’t even know who these girls are, I’ve never seen them naked, I just know they are cheesy as fuck and I’m really not interested in this shit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

Jesus asked me post up the links again and it really got me thinking. I know we aren’t blood related, but he raised me well and it’s proof that sometimes family isn’t just the people you’re related to. So much of who I am today came from him and I see so much of him in myself, even in the smallest things like when he flips off cab drivers or the way and manner in which he reaches for his beer.

The one thing we have in common today is that if he is too drunk and lazy to write anything interesting for the links post then so am I.

Here are today’s links. Olympic figure skating is over, homo, so click them because you need to fill the void somehow.

Hugs and Kisses

Marie-Eve Martinez


The New Drake – For you Homos Who Care About Rich Jews Who Pretend to be Black Cuz Their Mom’s Made a Bad Groupie Decision Years Ago By Fucking Some Band Guy Who Seduced Her….
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Kate Gosselin Most Def Got Tit Implants
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Naomi Campbell is the OJ Simpson of the Modeling World. She Can Get Away With Murder
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13 Creepiest Characters from Television Shows
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All The Hot Girls Lil Wayne Has Fucked
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Because Getting Off Alone is Better Than Not Getting Off At All
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Who Would You Bang? Reese or Renee?
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Sofía Vergara Drops Some Impressive Cleavage
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The Dr Seuss Rap – VIDEO
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Nicole Appleton Pantyhose Upskirt
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Fat Kids With Knives – VIDEO
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Who the Fuck Ice Skates to Nirvana
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Pink Dildo in the Pussy – VIDEO
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Yeah, I’d Bang Emily De Ravin
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A Collection of Naughty Brides
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Zebra Lovin – VIDEO
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This is Out Future – Mini Gaga – VIDEO
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Wait Forget What I Said Earlier, Little Wayne Is the OJ Simpson of the Rap World
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Paris Hilton is See Through
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Jayme and Victoria Get It On – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Who Would You Bang
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This One Goes Out To All The Spandex Fiends
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The Olsen Twins Are Looking Fuckable X 2
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Gotta Love a Good, Racist Story From Middle America
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Jaafar Jackson Tried to Tazer Blanket Jackson
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Kayden Kagney and Linn Karter Are Masterbating
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Roselyn Sanchez is Hot
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Man I Want Me Some Rosario Dawson
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Alexia Lei is Like a Thinner, Hotter Snooki
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10 Awesome Game Show Answer Fails
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Drunk Chicks In Polka Dot Panties Sprawled Out In Subway
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A Bunch of Celeb Sluts At the Vera Wang Boutique Launch
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Michelle is the Type of Girl I Wanna Be All Over
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And More Kim K Cleavage
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