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2010

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Marie-Eve here. Again.

I know, I know, we’ve been seeing so much of each other, it’s reminding you of that pesky case of Herpes that keeps on coming back for more only I’m not diseased and would never, ever go near you’re cock ever. The only clue I have to fat asses whereabouts today is from a note he left on the kitchen table that read:

“Dear Family

Gone to Starbucks. Trying to look up some mini skirts of teenage sluts because they like frappacino and I like venti sized tits.

Cuddles.

J”

We all know this is a blatant lie because ever since that homeless man held up the Starbucks down the stree, they kick out anyone that doesn’t buy anything right away and since Jesus is broke and smells just as bad as (if not worse than) a Hobo, it’s safe to say he would have been ejected as soon as he stepped through door. As for his actual whereabouts, your guess is as good as mine.

Here are today’s links. Click them, it’s not like you’re doing anything meaningful with your life.

Who is Kelly Bensimon? fucked If I Know, But She Looks Damn Good in a Bikini
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Myspace Is’t Down With Coco Backing That Thang Up
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13 Epic Cartoon Villains We Rooted For
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Because Your Life Can’t Really Get Much More Sad and Pathetic, Can It?
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Marisa Miller and Some Other Sluts Are Topless is GQ
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Fuck You Jay Leno – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alessandra Ambrosio is See Through and I Like It
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2 Annas and One Emily
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All The Lesbians On the Canadian Women’s Hockey Team Are Kinda Amazing
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Slapped By a Stranger – VIDEO
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Hot Teen Makes Self Shot Video
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A List of Things That Are More Funny Than Pete Wentz
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Okay WTF did This Magazine Do to Taylor Swift
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Human Can Opener
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Homo He Man! – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Raquel Reign
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Some Hot Curling Babes
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Melissa and Molly Get It On
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Leighton Meester Throwback
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Girls With Awesome Racks Kick Major Ass
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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That Slut From Trueblood is Lookin Hot These Days
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Lady Gaga, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Beverly Hills disowns “Miss Beverly Hills”
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Taylor Vixen
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Strongest 5 Year Old Boy Ever
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Cutie From London Say Cherrio!
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Kirk Cameron is a Fucking Asshole
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Horse Porn WTF?
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Internet Sex Moves
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Jenya, Luisa or Ariel?
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Alyssa Milano is Lookin Good As Always
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Rachel Evans Naked Hotness
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Follow Me You Fucking Lemmings
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

26

Feb

Facebook Member of the Day

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This dude got busted for tricking his classmates into sending him nude pictures by pretending to be a girl. He then threatened them to go public with their pics if they didn’t perform sexual acts on him. He did this to 30 guys and then he got busted and now has to spend 15 years behind bars.

Which is insane, send him to therapy, not to prison. He didn’t force these kids to take the pics and it’s not really blackmail unless you let it be. I think this is just a funny internet prank gone wrong, but I guess the law is the law, even though if this happened 10 years ago, no one would give a shit if a gay guy tried to get his straight friends to get it on with him based on fear…I mean the truth is that if anyone actually fell for this shit and hooked up with him to prevent getting their pics released, they were homo to begin with and he just did them a favor, cuz I know I’d rather show the world my boner, than have a boner up inside me….and very little someone could do or say would get a dick inside me, unless maybe a free trip to Disney World, but that’s just because it’s the happiest place on earth and I like happy things….

The good news is that he will be going to Prison, which is homo paradise, where he will get all the dick he wants, so I guess things could be a hell of a lot worse for him….

Maybe I just have a soft spot for him because getting nudes of girls has been my failed life work….

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2010

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Marie-Eve Here. Again.

No idea where fat ass is. My guess is he probably took a bus to Vancouver to try and find Boner from growing pains since he is old and impotent and hasn’t been able to find a boner in his pants for years.

These are today’s links. Click them, it’s not like you’re doing anything else with your life.


Lindsay Lohan and Her Tattered Vagina Are Going Global
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These Topless Sledding Videos and Photos Keep Popping Up and I Love It
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The 100 Hottest Women of 2010
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Because It’s Probably The First Step Towards You Losing Your Virginity
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Sohpie Monk is Airbrushed to High Hell and Lookin Good in the Process
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Only Loser Virgins and Asians Get Married In an Apple Store – VIDEO
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Demi Moore See Through Throwback
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Dolph Lundgren Is The Greatest Dude Alive – VIDEO
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These GIFs From Showgirls Are Kind of Amazing
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Fuck Whatever Contest is Going Kylie Minogue Makes Me So Horny It Hurts
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Blonde Amateur Pounds Her Pussy With a Dildo
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Will Put Her Fucking Name On Everything and She’s Got The Tits and Ass to Help Sell It
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Irina Sheik and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Beach Bunny 2010
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I’d Rather suck Dick Than Wear Crocs
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How About Some Busty Sluts?
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Some Rihanna, Just Cause – VIDEO
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AnnaLynne McCord Pretty Much Looks Like she Has Full Blown AIDS When She’s Not Wearing Make Up
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Dalia and Courtney Get It On – VIDEO
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Ana Beatriz Barros & Adriana Lima Do Photo Magazine Throwback
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Pics
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dakota Fanning is Almost Legal and That’s Close Enough For You
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Kanye West is So Pathetic It’s Ridiculous
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Cheryl Cole is Back on the Market and Ready to Bang
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Hot Sluts in the VIP – VIDEO
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Some Lohan Gallery You May Not Have Seen Yet
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And More AnnaLynne McCord Disgustingness
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Katherine Monsalve Will Make Your Shitty Day Better
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25 Sexy Snow Bunnies
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The Ceiling is Leaking Fat Dudes – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton is a Dirty Slut That Dresses Like a 6 Year Old
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Gisele is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Minka Kelly is Pure Sex
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Follow Me, Because without All 5 of You, I’m Just a Lonely, Drunk Mexican
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Marie Eve Martinez here.

I walked into our disgusting apartment at around 4:30 today to see Jesus stumbling around in a drunk stupor that could only means it’s Tuesday, because Tuesday afternoon drunk wreaks of desperation of trying to get through the week, while Friday afternoon drunk is more rejoiceful thanks to the onset of the coming weekend. Defining Jesus’ level and type of drunk is less science and more art, if you ask me, which you didn’t.

He mumbled something about going Germans and the Olympics, shoved his way past me, and went out the door leaving it open behind him. In any event, he will probably return tomorrow with some story about a Geman whore shitting all over his face in exhange for a sac of chocolate coins he mistook for Gold medals he could hawk on ebay.

Until some sort of story materializes, click these links.

Hugs and Kisses

Marie-Eve Martinez

Bar Rafaeli is a Fucking Whore
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Sore Loser
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Unexpected & Accidental Celebrity Sex Icons
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Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Abigail Clancy Hotness
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In Case You Forgot: Aubrey O’Day Is Really Slutty
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I Love a Good World of Warcraft Freakout – VIDEO
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Sienna Miller Pantyhose Upskirt
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Juggalo News – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Renee Zelwegger and Her Squinty Eyes Are Lookin Half Bangable
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Ebony Pussy on the Cam – VIDEO
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Celebrity Rehab: Family Edition
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Miley Cyrus is a Cheap Hooker of the Day
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Nude Sledding in Germany – VIDEO
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Meet Monika. She’s Worth It
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The Game In Studio With Travis Barker…
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Topless Sonia Wild Will Drive You Well, Wild
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Kristen Stewart is Like a Less Hot Version of Wednesday Adams
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Prinzzess Sasha
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Olivia Wilde in ELLE Magazine, March 2010
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Alexis Carpi Is Perfect In A Bikini
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Delaware Pediatrician Accused Of Molesting Over 100 Children, Including Babies!!!
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Whitney Houstan, We Have a Problem
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Cute Teen Has Some Alone Time
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Take on We Are the World for Haiti – VIDEO
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OMG SPENCER PRATT I HATE YOU
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Kesha, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Web Came Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Rhian Sugden Naughty Nudes
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Teen Babe Yulia Studio Shoot
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WTF Bikini – Gallery
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Janet Jackson, What the Fuck Happened to My Face
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Follow Me, Fuckers!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – RAY J On A Magazine Cover With Booty
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2010

23

Feb

Hilary Duff Got a Million Dollar Engagement Ring of the Day

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This Mike Comrie dude is a real fucking idiot. I guess he feels like he needs to wine and dine his bitch cuz she’s some high maintenance popstar teenie bopper he used to jerk off to and now she is his. So dude’s trying to keep her happy and feeling special as long as he fuckin’ can, and he’s doin’ that by buying her a 1 million dollar engagement ring….

Now, I understand that dude is probably white trash, middle of the road, not used to money, new money, growing up in a home where his dad would spend his whole paycheck random bullshit as new money tends to do, so for him a million dollars doesn’t seem like a lot of money, it’s just a small percentage of what he makes, or what he is going to inherit from his family business, but unless you’re a fucking billionaire and even if you are a billionaire, this kind of excessive spending is just idiotic.

We all know they are going to end up divorced and no ring is worth giving to someone that is that expensive and the fact she would accept it instead of making him take it back just shows what kind of life they will have together. She thinks she’s a fucking princess who deserves this…instead of thinking that 1,000,000 dollars could be put to better use in their life….any woman who accepts this kind of gift is one to stay the fuck away from…there are red flags all over her grubby little hands…as she smiles and giggles and is overjoyed in her greed and excessiveness….it’s disgusting…

Seriously, he would have been better off just spending 10,000 on a ring, or even 100,000 on a ring, and taking the rest to the fucking Casino….but maybe this is just his way of paying her off not to tell the public that he appreciates a good dick in his ass in the locker room whenever his team loses to teach him a lesson….I mean there’s gotta be more behind this than a dude being a moron…because there are a quite few people richer than these two idiots combined in the world….like much richer than these two idiots combined who don’t spend this kind of money on a ring and I just haven’t figured out what the story behind this is, but I will…I will make it my life mission..or I won’t but will pretend I will for the sake of this post. See the sacrifices I make for you, I am even willing to pretend I care about Hilary Duff publicly…That’s some serious commitment on my part….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to think I am semi-retired. Today I rode the bus for three hours in the seedy part of town, hoping to find black dudes to ask a shoe shine from, or teen hookers to ask a blowjob from, but instead I just got thrown around cuz I gave my seat up to a pregnant chick, not by choice but by peer pressure and I’m not sure if you know this, but during the day, the ghetto has a lot of fucking pregnant chicks taking the bus, I guess it makes sense since they don’t work, don’t have cars, and need to go to doctors and drug dealers and john’s to get by, cuz they won’t let a baby get in the way of much but my peaceful public transit ride….I need a hobby…

Here are my stepLINKS…


Kim Kardashian is Pretty Much Retarded and Probably Cost This Dude His Job
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Britney Spears for Candies Makes Her Look Bangable Again
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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The 10 Hottest Taiwanese Women
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Because I Know You Like a Dirty, No Good Slut as Much as I Do
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Lindsay Lohan is Nearly Topless
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Live Avatar Role Playing – VIDEO
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Katie Price Has Big Whore Dreams For Her Daughter
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Sienna Miller Panty Upskirt Throwback
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A Lego Robot That Solves Rubiks Cubes and Pretty Much Blew My Mind – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Tori Spelling’s Face?
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She Masterbates in the Car – VIDEO
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Gotta Love it When Shakira Shakes That Thang
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Pete Wentz is an Idiot and I Hate Him
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Holly Valance is Lookin Hot
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Now THAT’S Deep Throating
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Gary Coleman Flips the Fuck Out on the Insider – VIDEO
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Vanessa White is SHowing a Whole Lot of Nipple
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Vikki is a Sexretary
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Yeah I’d Bang Alesha Dixon
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Tiffany
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Elaine From Seinfeld is Totally a Bangable Cougar
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Man Admits To Throwing 3-Month-Old Daughter Off A Bridge
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Bus fight! VIDEO
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Capri and Georgia Fuck Each Other After School
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One Prank, On Marriage Proposal – VIDEO
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Kelly Osbourne is Lookin Cute Lately
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These Sluts Are a Few Good Reason’s You Should Watch The Olympics
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25 Animals Wearing Glasses
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Nose With BB Gun – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm Bryci
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Nieve Jennings Knows How To Sell Cars….er…Lingerie
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FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

08

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Looks Like Death of the Day

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I don’t know what Hollywood does to bitches, but I do know that all the hot pussy from the last decade ends up lookin’ grey, haggard and like they are about to fucking die. This shit is worse than the time I kidnapped a girl I met at the bus stop and didn’t want her to ever leave me so I just fed her GHB daily wiping her out and making her unable to ever leave me, it was love motherfuckers, don’t judge..

But seriously, I don’t understand what type of shit this bitch has put into herself the last few years, but I do know that based on the way she looks, she won’t have much longer to go before being reunited with her friend DJ AM, Brittany Murphey, Estelle Getty, Michael Jackson, Josh Hartnett and Heath Ledger in the bahamas on their secret island hide out….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

02

Feb

Isabel Lucas is Pretty Refreshing of the Day

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I get called a faggot almost everyday. People don’t get my taste in women. They don’t understand that just because I can’t help but see the flaws in these disgusting humans in hollywood, doesn’t mean I don’t like pussy….for the most part there are hotter girls in our hometowns and I just don’t get won over by the marketing machine that tells me twats like Reese Witherspoon or other trash that people have been brainwashed to think are hot….and hate the egos these girls get from being who they are.

They go off about how I have horrible taste in woman and complain cuz I like skinny bitches with round asses, perky tits and faces I want to cum on to mark my fucking territory like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant or some shit. The call me a white dude who likes little boys and every once in a while I come across some hot pussy that has snuck its way into the hell that is celebrity who deserves to be celebrated and Isabel Lucas is one of those girls….reminding me that I’m not gay and that I still like girls as much as I did when I used to go to the trouble of date raping them a few years ago and its nice to know I haven’t been tainted by Hollywood and either has Isabel Lucas yet.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

28

Jan

Phoebe Price is an Animal of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a beast….Look at her showing us her wild side in animal print while showing off her tits because she’s got nothing better to do with herself…it’s amazing what having no job but enough money to support your life in hollywood can do to a aging, half retarded woman…wathcing her in action just makes me want to sip southern comfort off her pussy under the willow tree down at her daddy’s plantation where I am a prized slave….I guess she brings out the inner animal in everyone when she takes the fucking lead..

Pics via Fame

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2010

18

Jan

Christina Aguilera and her Transvestite Den Mother of the Day

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I think I understand why Cher’s daughter went for a sex change and that’s because her mother has looked like a transexual her entire life, her friends and fans and supporters were always gay men and that gender bending fucked with her head, turned her dyke and now grew her a dick……

I don’t understand why Christina Aguilera is following Cher’s lead, I know they are in a movie together, but has Cher become the mother Christina Aguilera never had, are they discussing how together they can make the gay community collectively cum with a duet, is Aguilera trying to channel Cher’s icon status and apply it to herself, it’s all too much to process, but at least she showed off some tit. Cuz tit is apaprently what makes the world go round.

Pics via Fame


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