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2008

30

Apr

Paula Abdul Is A Nut Case of the Day

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I was lucky enough to watch American Idol last night and it was pretty legendary. The show was broken down into 2 songs to be sung by each asshole trying to be famous and the judges did commentary half way through which means after 1 song and at the end after they sang both songs. When the commenting time came around the first time, that is after the first round of songs, Paula commented on both songs when the assholes who are trying to be famous only sang one song each.

This explanation is already confusing me, this video works about half the time, see it for yourself, because this is a whole lot of crazy. I am thinking the chances of Paula Abdul being a useless drunk is a lot more likely than her being a fucking bitch who can see into the future. I have come across the show every once in a while and Paula can barely formulate a sentence and now she can’t even figure out what’s going on in front of her. It obvious that her shitty positive words she leaves this singers with is written contrived bullshit and that she’s trying to read off a script that won’t stop moving on the paper because of the mix of meds and booze.

She is a fucking mess and I don’t understand why she is on TV. It’s embarrassing and I have better motor skills than this bitch, in fact I do everything better drunk than sober and even wrote a letter to my mayor about how I should be allowed to drink and drive with some kind of pardon because when I am sober I am too fucking shaky to hold the fuckin’ steering wheel straight and I am way more at risk of killing someone, they never answered me and it’s not a big deal cuz I don’t have a car or a valid license, I just had a lot of time on my hand to write a stupid letter.

Either way, here’s Paula crazy and I am running off 3 hours a sleep so this is going to be a fun day but not as fun the day I spent watching girls suntan in the park because it’s the closest thing to a beach I can find around this shitbox of a city.

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2008

29

Apr

Salma Hayek is the Bearded Lady of the Day

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I guess it’s nice to see Salma Hayek on the set of her new movie with a beard that is more full than anything I’ve ever been able to grow because I guess my testosterone levels don’t have shit on hers. I guess it’s some hormonal imbalance that comes with having a baby. I like to believe that she doesn’t even have a beard in these pictures and I just see one because subconsciously, I know her mangled vagina looks like a set of balls and her sex appeal, like 90 percent of moms out there is about as much as a ratty bearded man, but the rumor is that these are real and for some movie where she plays the bearded lady. This is her second role having facial hair, which is making me believe she’s being typecast because of her genetics, but according her to her gynecologist, this facial hair hasn’t got shit on the heat she’s packin’ in her pants.

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2008

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I did my good deed for the year today. It’s actually the first good deed I’ve done in a long time because people are generally afraid of me and stay as far away from me as possible, but today I was the only one around and this woman with huge post-pregnancy tits was trying to get her baby up a flight of stairs and asked for my help. I never say no to a big set of tits despite the danger I was putting my near death self and her baby into so I grabbed the stroller and did my thing. She didn’t really appreciate when I asked if she breast fed but still politely answered yes because you don’t want to fuck with a homeless lookin’ dude holding onto your baby carriage. When I said that the baby was lucky was when she grabbed the carriage herself and finished the job, but I think it still counts and helping and I got me some fuckin’ good karma points which comes in handy when you spend your days being a cocksucker to everyone on the internet.

Here are my links….

Check Out a Bunch of Galleries of Sluty Party Chicks
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Nicole Richie Lost her Pregnancy Tits
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Mariah Carey Has Record Breaking Cleavage
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Fun From Japan
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Kelly Brooke is a Single slut
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I Don’t Know Who This Bitch is, But Her Nipples Are Hard and She is Black. That’
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Webcam Sluts Here
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Use This to Get Sex, Because You Are a Loser and Can’t Do That on Your Own
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This Japanese Chick Looks Like a Real Doll
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More Galleries of Real Girls
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Christina Milian Gallery
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Let’s Hope She Writes About Her First Orgasm
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Paris Hilton Banned From Russian Hotel for Being a Diseased Whore, or Something to That Effect
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Kelly Clarkson Likes to Let Her Cunt Hang Out, Even When She Has Company Over
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Find Girls to Fuck
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More Miranda Kerr
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Katie Price Celebrates Being a Slut
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Amateur Strip Down of the Day
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I Want to Punch Tila Tequila in the Face and by Punch I Mean Fuck….
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Pam is a Hot, Naked Latina Chick
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Find Your Porn
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Nikki Sluts it Up on the Web Cam
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Singing Some Like a Virgin or Something Like that….
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Why Kids Move Out
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Amanda Righetti is Some No Name, But She’s Lookin Fine
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Top 10 Huge Natural Boob Topless Scenes
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More Amy Winehouse Insanity
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Rinaldo’s Girlfriend Topless and Posing….
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Some Guy Cleans Out His Chick’s Anus
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2 Guys and a Horse….Can’t Be Safe….But Funny…Thanks Goldemberg…For Ruining My Day…
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Vote Me For Best Blog in Montreal…Because I am….
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Here are 14 Celebrity Sluts Who Like Guns
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Kim Kardashian’s Camel Toe
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Lynne Spears is Disappointed in Her Slut of a Daughter but I am Not…I Love Teenage Pregnancy
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These Drawings of Sluts Are Hotter Than Most Sluts You See in Real Life…Maybe Cuz You Never Leave Your House…
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Some Sluts Wrestling in Jelly
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People Are Strange
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OJ Simpson May Be on The Celebrity Apprentice. Hopefully One of the Challenges Involves Kiling Two People and Getting Away With It
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The Fucking Japanese People Think of Everything, I Swear
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Korean Karaoke Video
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Ashley Simpson Attempts to Sing and Dance on Leno
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Jessica Sirio is Hot and Hanging Out in Her Bikini
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Learn to Last Longer in Bed, Because a Minute and a Half Don’t Cut It
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Learn Some Sex Positions
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From Photobucket

Some Asian Getting Naked For You
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A Whole Lot of Half Naked Chicks
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Some Pimply Dude and Some Hairy Chick Document Their Sex Life
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2008

18

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

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It turns out that the forum is kinda a sausage party where there’s only 1 girl for ever 10 guys, but I don’t see that as a sausage party, I see it as a gangbang and despite the very gay part of having group sex with your friend, there’s at least a vagina to make it less gay than the times you jerked off to gay porn because regular porn bored you. The glass is always half full or some shit…here’s a glimpse into what’s going on there.

———-music—————-

The Duke Spirit
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Leona Lewis – Spirit
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Cut Copy – In Ghost Colours
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Jewel Discography
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Charles Mingus
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Sunny Day Real Estate – Rising Tide
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The Amps – Pacer
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The Kinks – Kinky
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Dashboard Confessional and REM
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Macy Gray – On How Life Is
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Marilyn Manson – Remix and Repent
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The Roots – Organix
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M83 – Digital Shades Vol.1
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Mortal Kombat OST
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Irish Palm Pilot
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———-sexy stuff ————–

The Funniest thing that YOU can probably relate to
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More Stacy Dash Tits
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Some Slut Feeling Herself – In The Pink
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Random Sluts
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More Sluts
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SOme Ass
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———–Software————-

Clone DVD
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Private Rooms
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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———–news————-

Monster Cable Pushes around the wrong company
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2008

17

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

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Forums are for losers and that’s why I have one. There’s constantly tons of action going on there thanks to the one dude who created 100 handles and talks to himself while uploading tons of shit for you to listen to, watch, get off to, or whatever the fuck you want to do with it. I figure I might as well showcase his hard work and hopefully find him a friend so that he can stop talking to himself and can start talking to other losers who like Forums….because just because you are a loser, doesn’t mean you need to be alone, the world is full of other losers and fat chicks who can link up with online and pretend you actually have friends..

Here’s some of the shit going down on the stepFORUM


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Pre-Release Ashley Simpson
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Orgazmo
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Interpol – C’Mere
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Modal Soul
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Everclear – So Much for the Afterglow
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They Might Be Giants
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Stevie Wonder – Innervisions
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Foreigner – Greatest Hits
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Franz Ferdinand – You Could Have it So Much Better
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Tony Bennett – Duets
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The Who by numbers
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The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society
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Dashboard Confessional Thread
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10,000 Maniacs – In My Tribe
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Daughtry (oh god kill me)
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———-FUNNY PICTURE————

Top 10 Signs Your Boobs are Too Big!
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———-GOOD TIMES WITH SLUTS————–

Big Ass
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Busty Marilyn From Russia
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Hips and Thongs
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MILF?
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Random Amatuers for you to stalk
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Girl of Your Dreams
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Leona Lewis
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A Very Busty Marilyn from Russia
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What an Ass!
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More From IFeelMyself.com
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Saskia Steele and Brianna Banks Foursome
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MORE Videos That Has Been Wanked By Many
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———–STUFF YOU CAN USE ————-

Faronics Deep Freeze
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Who Moved My Cheeze
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————-GAMES ————

Rock TOur Tycoon
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More Games to Play in Your Mom’s Basement
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2008

16

Apr

Kelly Ripa Is a Coke Slut of the Day

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I am dying of some kind of cold that I don’t really understand where it came from, but seems to be the story of my fucking life. I think living amongst filth and rotting garbage is just not good for me and the last 5 years, I’ve had more nasal issues than a ratty coke slut who’s been railing lines of blow cut with shards of glass. I don’t know what it is but my sinuses bleed, are constantly congested and leave me with a more nasal voice that a Jewish kid with asthma, allergies and a deviated septum. I can’t ever speak properly and sound like a cross between a gay dude and duck and I’ve gone to the doctor with no real solution, so I just live with it.

What’s happened with this disability, is that I have found beauty in girls with no sinus problems and who have clear breathing passages. It’s my fetish. It’s like the fat chick dating the skinny dude, the short guy dating the tall girl, the white guy dating the black girl. It’s the whole opposites attract shit and there’s no website offering that kind of porn…but here is Kelly Ripa doing a close enough job for me to fall in love with her clear her sinuses, that little slut makes me want to fuck my chronic sinusitis into her and by chronic sinusitis, I mean semen.

In less interesting news – Heidi Montag was on the show dressed like a cheap fucking horse-faced prostitute wearing her very own line clothing.

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2008

16

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

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My stepLINKS were getting retardedly long – so I decided to split up the shit that was goin’ on in the forum and the shit that’s going on on other websites, they don’t belong together, like 2 men, it’s just unnatural. So I’ve decided to do this From the Forum post whenever I have enough shit going on in the Forum.

Everyone says I always have bad ideas, that I am redundant and a waste of motherfucking space, but today is the day I prove all those people wrong with this kind of genius, life changing idea for a post…

In case you hate Forums, because they aren’t Facebook or Myspace, they aren’t easy to navigate and they are for virgin losers with no friends, you’ll be surprised to find the good looking bunch of people who are already up on that shit and uploading tons of shit for your entertainment and shit. So check it out…

Here’s what’s going on in the Forum:

Pre-Release Melvins
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Interpol Black Sessions
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Stevie Wonder – Songs in the Key of Life
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The Edge of the Eighties
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Hyde-Out Productions Hip-Hop
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Gorillaz – Greatest Hits
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Kelly Rowland – Ms.Nelly 2007
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The Killers – Read My Mind
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Chingy – Hate it or Love it
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Interpol – Fukd ID #3
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Douglas Adams – The Salmon Of Doubt
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Give Us a Kiss
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Young with big knockers 1
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Young with big knockers 2
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Crissy Moran is not too shabby
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ASSSSSSS
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Flexible?
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Got MILF?
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NERO 8
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Starcraft Brood Wars
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Agent Orange Thread
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Monica Sweetheart is a Sweetheart
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More of the Raven Riley Mega Thread
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Chingy – Hate It or Love It
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Cat Power Thread
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The Milf Thread
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Hyde Out Productions – Hip Hop
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Lucy Thai
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Users Fight to Save Windows XP
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Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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2008

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I am at the grocery store buying my fat wife some chips because bitch is on some kind of diet that she pretends she saw on Oprah but is probably some kind of lie, because she’s been on it for 10 years and she’s fat as hell, so I guess it’s really just some kind of fat person diet which makes sense that she saw it on Oprah but that’s not the point.

So I run into my old neighbor’s daughter who I haven’t seen in years and she’s with some kind of lesbian now and she’s hanging with her lover and introduces to me as her lover, so I awkwardly slap the lover on the back and tell her that I could always tell she was a lesbian by the way she licked her ice cream….she just liked it too much but then again she was 4 and that’s when they gave me a dirty look and walked away.


Jodie Marsh Takes Off Layers of Sperm and Poses Without Make-Up
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Britney Spears May Release Her Video Diaries
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Don’t Worry, These Half Naked Party Sluts Won’t Talk to Me Either…That’s What GHB is For….
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Jenna Jameson’s Zombie Strippers Exclusive Clip
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Rack is Smokin’
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Use This To Get Laid, Because It Won’t Happen On It’s Own
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Hypnotize Chicken…Then Fuck it After
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In Case You Need a Little More Kim Kardashian
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A Gallery of Peeping Thongs, Because I know Shit Covered Pieces of String Get You Off
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Download Stills From the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape HERE!
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Hours of Web Cam Fun with Webcam Sluts
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So This is What Girls Do For Fun? Kinda Gross…If You Ask Me…And I’m a Gross Motherfucker…
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Rock of Love Reunion Went Wrong…Or Right, Depending How You Look At It
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Pam Anderson Showing Off Her Huge Tits
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Some Sienna Miller in a Romper Like a 2 Year Old…Slut….
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Snoop Dogg is in Love With Leanna Rimes
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Some Vintage STD Ad….Syphilis is NOW Curable…
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Lucky Lucy is Some Blonde Slut Posing In Her G-String
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Paris Says Kim Kardashian Has Cottage Cheese Legs…and The Fight Begins….
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Pam Anderson Reading Some Kind of Corporate Porn….
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Miley Cyrus Jail Bait at the CMT Awards
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Lopez is Losing the Baby Weight Fast. Now If She Could Only Do Something About That Ass
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Mother of the Year
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Rio Heroes Ring Girls
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One More Chick That Could Kick Your Ass
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Spring Break Sluts
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Calandar Girls
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Some Mischa Barton Semi-Topless
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Micah Moore’s Gallery
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Your Tuesday Porn Fix
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Well, It’s Official. Alba is Never Going to Be Hot Again…Here She is Sucking….
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Some Self Defense Bullshit Video
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Some Girl Attacks a Guy For Asking Her IF She Took Her Pussy to the Vet to Get Its Shots Video
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Some Insane Street Illusion Art
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2 Girls, 1 Cupcake
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Jelena Jensen Takes a Bath
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Brooklyn Decker’s Hot Gallery
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Naked on Ice
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Some Dude VIolently Attacks His Ex in Front of his New Girlfriend
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Some Dancing Cop Caught on Video
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Heidi Montag Thinks She’s a Rapper
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Irina Voronina Gallery
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That Amazing Scene From Showgirl
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The Sexiest Topless Babes
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Lily Allen Gets A Post-Miscarriage Haircut – It’s a New Trend
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Find Girls To Fuck You in the Way Your Own Hand Can’t
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Some TNA Wrestling Bitch Named Velvet Sky Lookin’ Like a Pornstar
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Some Girl Takes a Shower For You in Her Clothes
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Some Jojo Gallery for the Perverts
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Slag in her Underwear and Posing And Shit
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Some Breast Feeding Video
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BONUS – Dark Knight Alternate Ending I Didn’t Watch

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2008

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess it’s Friday, that’s what everyone’s telling me. I really have no concept of days since I just sit on the computer everyday and it all looks and feels the same but I guess that means I should take my getting drunk to the next level because I don’t plan on posting here tomorrow and can afford to wake up in the gutter in my own vomit.

I plan on sleeping, sexually harassing girls on the internet and possibly something else that I haven’t quite figured but will probably involve me sitting, since it’s my hobby. I know you don’t care about reading this and strippers are waiting to be paid ten dollars to let me put my magical typing hands all over their tits and that’s just what I am going to go do.


Speaking of Facebook, I am lookin’ for friends – Add me to Facebook
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And Now….Here are my links:


Fergie is a clown you want to fuck…
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Some Lola Luv to End The Week Off Right
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Megan Fox Topless Girl on Girl Fight….
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Some More Pictures of Carla Bruni Naked
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Ingrid Coronado Panty Upskirt Video
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The Best Part of Your Weekend Right Here
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Create Your Own Podcast
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Get Sex, It’s Fun
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A Nice Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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Sexy Webcam Time!
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More Over the Hills
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This Slut Might Be Your Daughter and I Might Have to Teach Her a Few Things about Being a Slut
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And Now, Some Haitian News…
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Britney May Be Getting Another Reality Show
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Paris Hilton Is Having Trouble Finding a New Best Friend
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Parents of the Year
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Find Girls to Fuck
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Vanessa Minnillo is Still Alive and Worth Fucking
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I Just Don’t Get Madonna
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Vanilla Ice Got Arrested Again
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Some Hot Japanese Chick Flops in a Pool
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Ultimate Hot Chick Competition
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Get the FUCK Off My Car…Get it?
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Pristine is Pristine
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Cameron Diaz Should Have Been a Zooligist
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Scary Spice Topless on the Beach
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Find Porn Here
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Making Cents
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Happy Birthday Alessandra Ambrosio You Pregnant Slag….
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Broads and Guns
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More Real Girls You’d Want to Fuck
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Nikki Brooks is a Whore
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Miley Cyrus Needs to Calm Down
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Furthermore, WTF Is Going on in Her Bedroom?
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Anna Tatangelo Give Guys Boners
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Stacy Dash is 42 Years Old and Lookin FINE!
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2 Girls Showing Their Tits Together
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My Kind of Political Announcement
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The Bitch From Weeds is Back on the Market
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Pics from the Hooters Bikini Contest
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A Couple of Slutty Sisters
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Some Amateur Chick Masturbating Video
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Some Sofia Loren Vintage Nudes Worth Lookin’ At
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WHOA NELLA! You slut….
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Some Guys Huge Breasted Chick Naked and Cummed On
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Some Hot Booty Compilation
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Some Tanned Bitch Modeling Her Micro Bikini Video
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FROM THE FORUM

The Breeders
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How Do You Deal with a Hangover
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Weird Fetishes
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The Megas
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Timbaland
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Nina Simone
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Stevie Wonder
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Gianna Michaels
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Sara Stone
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Cheney and the Naked Woman
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Interpol – Our Love to Admire DVD EP
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Gomez – In Our Gun
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New Order – Substance
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Interpol – Mammoth
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Liz Phair Bootlegs
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Karen Ann – Self-Titled
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Mariah Carey – Unplugged
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The Gorillaz – G-Sides
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The Shins – When You Land Here
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It Winks
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Stacey Dash Nipples
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Snakes on the Mofo plane!
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Anatomicallt Correct Lamp
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The Boobies
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Erotique Feels Herself
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Random Slut
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A Bunch of Sluts
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2008

11

Apr

Mila Kunis Lookin’ Good at her Movie Premiere of the Day

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I have a feeling that this Forgetting Sarah Marshall shit is going to be big. They marketed it smart and tricked people into thinking that some guy was actually trying to get revenge on an ex no name actress by buying billboards, at least really stupid people fell for it. This is Mila Kunis at the premiere.

The thought of Macaulay Culkin getting up in this on the daily is a testament to how life sucks. My only explanation is that she used to rub up against the corner of her mattress when she was 12 watching his movies and meeting him was like a dream come true for her. That or dude’s got a huge dick and after a night of getting high together, because I remember Macaulay being some kind of addict, he introduced her to it.

I was at some Family Guy reading that someone gave me tickets to the other year. The entire cast was there, including Mila Kunis who I wanted to fuck then as much as I want to fuck her now and it was in some old theater. I remember Macaulay walking out and sitting in the crowd and I tried harassing him.

I started by screaming his name and everyone in the theater cheered, then I tried throwing random shit at him, I started with popcorn but he was about 10 rows ahead of me then I decided in a drunken rage to throw my can of coke I brought in while screaming “hey Culkin, I hear you like coke” and I missed. Shit ended up landing one some bitch and I got escorted out for my bad joke and disrupting something as important as the Family Guy staff party who were reading a fucking script to a crowd of virgins.

Point of my story is that I’ll never forgive him for ruining my night and now you can hate him too because he’s fuckin’ this.

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