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2008

27

Feb

Marion Cotillard’s Sex Scene of the Day

French people do sex better than American people, at least the do in movies and in advertising and in TV because unlike America, they aren’t scared of sex and I guess would rather see girls getting naked and fucked than seeing buildings blow up in movies, and being a pervert, I can totally appreciate that.

There was a time when I would only rent movies based on the rating and nudity warning and ended up with a lot of movies from France that had full penetration in mainstream movies and shit just made sense to me. If the people in the movie are acting or simulating reality, then the sex should be real too. These actors are getting paid tons of money and I can’t imagine why they’d want to fake fucking when they can just really fuck instead and I guess the French were up on that too.

Either way, here is a compilation of the French Actor, Marion Cotillard who won the the Academy award last week in a bunch of nude scenes, because you gotta get your start somewhere, and when in France, that start usually means getting naked.

Posted in:Academy Award|France|Marion Cotillard|Nude Scenes|Pussy|Tits|Uncategorized

2008

27

Feb

Rihanna Sucked at Singing in High School of the Day

Here’s a big surprise. Rihanna couldn’t sing when she was in high school and that must mean she’s a talentless whore who is over produced in the studio to the point of selling a ton of records with songs that are constantly on the radio or in clubs, to the point where me and every one I know know all the fuckin’ words to them.

So this teaches us two things. One, that you don’t need to have talent or skills to be successful, you need to know how to suck a good dick and manipulate that dick into giving you what you want so you should just drop out of school now because it’s a waste of time. The second thing is that if something is marketed enough the general public will get tricked into thinking it is good even when it’s not because we’re all fuckin’ drones to that shit who are easily manipulated.

When I was in high school there was this mutant lookin’ girl in my 8th grade class. All the cool guys who hated me because I was an import were convinced that she was hot because she had tits and hips, while the other girls didn’t. At first I protested and told them bitch looked like a fuckin mutant man who was in some kind of horrible car accident that left her face lookin’ like the mess that it was, but they wouldn’t budge and called me a fag for thinking that, repeatedly, while beating me up and giving me wedgies because playing with boys underwear was something anyone who thought this bitch was hot would do. Eventually, I started to believe and figured there was something wrong with me for not wanting to fuck her, so I ended up rubbing it out to her yearbook pictures during the weekly circle jerk despite thinkin’ she was a broken down pick up truck of a girl, but because I just wanted to fit in.

I guess that’s the same kind of thing that happens every time anyone dances to a Rihanna song or watches her video, but that’s just because circle jerks aren’t going anywhere. They’re here for life. That must make you happy. Weirdo.

Here are some pictures of Rihanna and Chris Brown in a Pool Together Because They are Fuckin’ or Pretending to Fuck to Help Record Sales….because they are both pretty popular now so it only seems natural…so natural it should be on the nature channel.

Posted in:Hot|Rihanna|Talentless|Uncategorized

2008

27

Feb

Gary Busey is Cool Fuckin’ Shit of the Day

Gary Busey is pretty funny and doesn’t really take shit from anyone. This is a video of him freaking out about Paris Hilton being a piece of shit at some 11 year old girl interviewing him. I guess he doesn’t realize that this isn’t a movie set, or maybe that she’s not an adult or maybe he knows that 11 year olds are just scheming little pricks with no sense of what is morally right or wrong, they are just lookin’ for a laugh. Sure, they’ve got their cute pigtails and little innocent smiles on their cute little faces while singing and dancing to a Miley Cyrus song to their stuffed animals on the surface, but you know they are smarter than that and are plotting ways to humiliate you in front of your friends at a dinner party by telling everyone you touched her inappropriately, because she saw it on TV and thought it would be funny to recreate in real life, leading to you getting arrested and losing your life as you knew it when you never even did anything wrong, girl just thinks life is a fuckin’ movie.

It looks like Gary Busey is lost on the movie set too and everyone makes fun of Busey for being insane, but whatever he’s on, it looks like a good time. I read he got brain damage in a motorcycle accident and that’s too bad because it’s not an easy high too simulate and the last time I tried, I lost function of my bowels. It smells a lot worse than freakin’ out at 11 year old troublemakers.

Posted in:Cool|Drunk|Gary Busey|Insane|Retarded|Uncategorized

2008

27

Feb

Ashlee Simpson on American Idol of the Day

Here is a video from last night’s American Idol where some dancing queen claims to have been in a punk band when he was in the ninth grade. That’s when I realized motherfucker was actually Ashlee Simpson trying to revitalize her career from another angle.

Unfortunately she still sucks, even when she’s dressed like her boyfriend and pretending to be gay, but at least she’s still punk rock or at least claims that she is and that’s gotta count for something because if you believe it long enough, other people will start to also…..

You know, fuck the establishment while competing on candy coated TV shows, in hopes of landing another record deal that will surely have you singing garbage pop songs that every radio station puts on fucking repeat…polluting my brain and making me want to jump in front of traffic because nothing’s more punk rock than that…..Except for maybe wearing make-up and moving to the basement at your mom’s suburban house.

The good news is that this is not actually Ashlee Simpson so we don’t have to worry about that whore getting more airplay, because she can’t really sing well enough to get on American Idol, which in itself is pretty insulting, so I guess it’s it’s back to stickin’ the strap on in her bisexual boyfriends ass.

Posted in:Ashlee Simspon|Bisexual|Gay|Lame|Uncategorized

2008

27

Feb

Lily Allen Upskirt Fat Ass of the Day

Abortions….really suck the life out of you, or was it a miscarriage. Whatever it was, it left her uncaring ass exposed. I guess her lady parts are as numb as her heart after losing what was to be her very own miracle, no I am not talking about the fact that such a hag could get laid in the first place, I’m talking the miracle of life from getting fucked from behind in a tour bus. It was the kind of mess she was probably used too, because men will fuck anything willing, and thought it would just drip down her leg, so she could just forget about it like all those other times, but instead some of it stuck and got her into this sad mess.

All I can say is thank god for pantyhose, otherwise we’d be forced to see the mangled mess that her weight problem has done to her thighs….not to mention what her underwear is going through. I am sure it smells like death up in that shithole and it looks like her eating disorder is so out of hand that even her asshole has an appetite and it’s eating her fuckin’ underwear like Lily at that Extra Large Pizza last night while she cried.

I guess she should have listened to her ass’s appetite, because if she did, she could have completely avoided the whole pregnancy shit and would have just had a little limp in her step instead of fetus in her toilet.

Our hearts go out to her…


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Posted in:Ass|Lily Allen|Thong|Uncategorized|Upskirt

2008

15

Feb

Bandarazzi is a Band’s Mission to Be Seen of the Day

A Cursive Memory – EVERYTHING

So this band’s homemade video is of them getting themselves in front of the paparazzi and next to the celebrities. They are called A Cursive Memory and this shit was probably bankrolled by a record label because I know that I’ve never got that close to anyone famous without being beat up by security, but it’s still worth watching. It’s like that Nickelback video without the annoyingness of the Nickelback song but they have their own breed of annoying and that is this homo pop sounding shit that’s good for you to get down and dirty with your best friend when you both realize that girls don’t like you and figure a mouth is a mouth even if it is the mouth of a dude you’ve known since you were on the same little league team because it’s better than your hand…..right?

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2007

27

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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This is my first time doing links in a long time because you americans were on vacation and I figured my 6 readers would turn into 1 reader and that wasn’t motivating enough for me to spend my time doing this shit, but since it’s Monday and everything is back to normal until Christmas, I figured I’d get my hustle back.

It turns out that drinking harder the last few weeks than I’ve drank in the last 5 year is catching up to me and making looking at the computer hurt my eyes. I am cool with the whole getting kicked out of clubs and causing scenes and being a social chainsaw, but when I can’t focus on my screen I have no choice but to get to the fucking point, so here are my links……if I don’t die in my sleep I’ll be back in a few hours with more life changing posts. Cuddles.

The Hottest Pregnant Women Ever
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Some Video Footage of Has-Beens Doing Drugs
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Some Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures
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Become a Facebook Fan of DrunkenStepfather
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Sandee Westgate Reviews Live Free or Die
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Upskirt Lip Slip
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Some Vanessa Marcil for Stuff Magazine – Half Naked
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Hilary Duff Pickin’ Up Her Own Dry Cleaning in Some Tight Pants
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Myleene Klass in a Bikini on the Beach Lookin’ Hot
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Josie Maran Photoshoot Video Because She’s Hot
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Paris Hilton Molesting Fruit Cuz It Isn’t Scared of Her Rancid Mouth
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Some Girl Cleaning Her Pussy Out With a Garden Hose Video
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Webcam Girl Doing Webcam Girl Things for You
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Rihanna Pigging Out Because She’s Making Up For All Those Mealess Nights She Had as a Poor Girl in the Islands…
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Hayden Panettiere Wants to be a Lesbian….Which is Surprising Because I Thought She Wanted to be a Mover….
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Some Rachel Bilson Because I Think She’s Got it Going On…
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This is Something My Wife Would be Good At, She’s Got Strong Teeth.
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Some Homeless Dude Rockin’ Out Amazingness
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They’ve invented Spray on Condoms…And I Would Really Trust My Thorough Perfectionist Ways To Cover Up…I’m Sure When Wasted I Wouldn’t Miss a Spot
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Jessica Alba in Canada
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More Proof That The Hills are Fake
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Tara Reid Stank Up The Set of Scrubs
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Tyra Banks is Scared to Take Her Wig Off in the Bedroom Because She Hates Her Hair as Much as I Hate Her
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Nicky Hilton Showing Off Her Ass in Yoga Pants
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Some Snowboarder Takes Out Some Fashion Model on TV
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Some Girl Trying to Be Sexy Falls Over and We Laugh
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Lohan and Her Loser Rehab Penis Hanign With Family.
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Some Penthouse Chick Named Adrienne Manning Naked
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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Shopping
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Some Lesbian Dildo Fest Video
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Britney Spears is Adopting Chinese Twins…Hopefully She’s Planning on Training them For Porn
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Catrinel Menghia in Sports Illustrated Lookin Good
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Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Ass
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The Hogan’s Are Getting a Divorce
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A Hanson Is Having a Baby….And The World Suddenly Became a Sacrier Place
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David Beckham Hates Kids With Cancer
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Lucy Pinder Naked in NUTS Magazine
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Some Playboy Chick Talks to Vegas’ Hottest Strippers
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This is Miss Puerto Rico Universe 2007
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Some Nude Model Named Valerie Taking a Shower Video
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The AVN Award Nomiees Because Porn is Your Girlfriend
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The Kim Kardashian & Ray J Full Sex Tape
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What Is You Favorite Sexy Shower Scene from a Movie – Poll
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How Long is You Clit Hood?
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Some Bloggers Who Run Some Blog Banged and Now are Publically Fighting It Out …. I am Still Shocked People Who Blog Get Laid…But Then Realized It’s With Each Other and Then It Reminded Me of the Time The 2 Kids in the Comic Book Club at Highschool Started Fucking Because No One Else Would Bang Them…
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Some Chick Named Alexis Lopez Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot
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Some Dude Dies When Cumming Video
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Here’s a Fucked Up Gameshow For You
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Watch the Wal Mart Masturbator Because It’s Funny As Fuck
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My Good Friend Stavros is Back With Mary Kate Olsen…Paris is Pissed
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The Best Store Name
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More Amy Winehouse Doing Drugs on Stage Pictures
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Solo Debut is a Hot Site Cuz I Like Watching Girls Masturbate
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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From Photobucket:

Some Chick Showing Her Vagina
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Some Girl Posing in Lingerie
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Some Girl Getting Sexy on Photobucket
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Some Chick Having a Sexy Time
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Some Chick’s Photobucket Pictures To Jerk Off To…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girls Bush on Photobucket
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These Are Horrible Boobs…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits and Tatttoos
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cutter’s Close Up Vagina
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Pregnant Chick Showing Off Her Cooch
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Photobucket Sex
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Some Photobucket Tit
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Photobucket Vagina
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Photobucket Vagina
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Some Hot Naked Chick
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From the Forum:

Download the New Wu Tang Cuz We All Love Us Some Wu Tang
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Download Some Postal Service
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Some Kate Playground Showing Off her Pussy I remember When This Shit Was Impossible to Find…
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Some Amateur From the Army
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The Hottest Ass The Internet’s Ever Seen
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Watch Some Whipped Cream Video
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Some Suicide Girl Named Dewees
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Download the Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads Playboy
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Download some Jane’s Addiction
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Download a Whole Lot of Coldplay Music
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A Whole Lot of Met Art Action
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This Chick Named Sarah Nell is Naked and Posing For You
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Download some Music from The Eagles
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Download Some Band Called Rabbit Junk
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Some Suicide Girl Named Allie
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Download Some Yeah Yeah Yeahs Live in Mexico Album
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Download Some Val Halen Greatest Hits Album
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Some More Suicide Girls Action
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Some Pregnant Chick Getting Fucked By Her Boyfriend
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Some Girl Fuckin’ her Phone
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Check Out This Smelly Coke Can Action
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Download Some NIN
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Suicide Girl Naked With Gorrillaz Sign
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Who is Goldfrapp and Why Do You Want to Download Them?
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Some Fat Suicide Girl Naked
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Some Sheryl Crow Pre-Release Because You’re a Lesbian and This is Women in Song
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Download the Best of Blondie
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The Best of REM
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Some Jessica Biel Photoshoot Where She Looks More Girl Than Boy
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2007

12

Nov

I am – Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I was hanging with some Native American girls this past weekend as I sometimes do, because I like to keep things multicultural and I don’t remember the night at all, but I do remember one of them hated me more than I hate myself and I like when that happens, because it reaffirms that I am right in thinking what I think about myself…it’s like getting an “A” on a test.

When I found out that she wasn’t as native as her friend and was what they call non-status and pay taxes, I decided that would be a good theme for the night. So instead of learning her name or asking her to Huff Gas with me, I decided to name her non-status and try to encourage her to fuck every white guy in the place, because they’ve already fucked her. Everytime she bought a drink, I’d be like “sweet deal, you didn’t have to pay taxes on that shit, maybe I should get you to buy my drinks for me” then I’d correct myself saying “oh shit, that’s right you’re non status”.

I realize that this story is way less funny than the actually experience, I guess you’d have to have been there to get it, but I am too lazy to edit myself and I like to document how I piss off new minorities and this weekend was dedicated to the non status people….

Either way, here are pictures of Lohan having a shitty upskirt, that isn’t an upskirt and is really just a pair of shorts. She may have gone to rehab, but didn’t go to finishing school, so I am pretty sure that her freckled vagina isn’t done being willing to get raped and pillaged like a Native Village, but the status she’ll land is some STD shit, that I am willing to bury my face into, because she’s worth the pain.


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Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

12

Nov

I am – RIP Kanye West’s Mom of the Day

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Death is never funny, even when it happens to a comedian or a clown, or when the person involved dies doing something stupid like showering with his TV because he didn’t want to miss his favorite episode of Friends or by trying to show his friends how cool he is by running through traffic like he was Frogger, or even if he died jerking off with a dildo jammed in his ass and a fleshlight in his hand wearing women’s panties, but this was emailed to me and I figured I’d throw it up.

I know that it’s not like there’s anything you can do about it and you’re probably not even a fan of Kanye’s but regardless, I am posting it because he was really close to her and sings about her and all that shit, and when death hits, the person either gets totally fucked up and self destructs or ends up producing the best shit of their life. So this is going to have some kind of impact on him and shit he’s involved in.

You should all call your moms and loved ones today, even if they are ashamed of you for being such a loser and fuck up who embarrasses the family and wrote you off 10 years ago asking you to never call home again, just because their still alive and you never know when they’ll drop dead leaving you with a whole lot of guilt for not talking to them when you had the chance that will follow you for the rest of your life and lead you to the bottle more than you’ve already been lead to the bottle.

Rapper Kanye West’s Mother Dies
By JACOB ADELMAN

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Donda West, mother of Kanye West and former chairwoman of Chicago State University’s English department, has died, a spokesman for the rapper said. She was 58.

Donda West died Saturday night in Los Angeles, said the spokesman, who asked for anonymity because not all family members had been notified.

“The family respectfully asks for privacy during this time of grief,” the spokesman said.

A cause of death has not been released.

Donda West was known for the strong bond she shared with her son, by whose side she was often seen at parties and award shows.

Kanye West, 30, often spoke of his close relationship with his mother, who raised him alone after her husband left when Kanye was 3.

She was the inspiration for the song, “Hey Mama,” on Kanye West’s 2005 album “Late Registration,” in which he sings: “Hey Mama, I wanna scream so loud for you, cuz I’m so proud of you … I appreciate what you allowed for me. I just want you to be proud of me.”

Donda West frequently defended her son against critics who accused him of penning misogynistic lyrics and other purported transgressions.

“I support my baby,” she said in a Chicago Sun-Times interview. “He is telling how he feels and he is speaking the truth as he sees it.”

In May, she published the book “Raising Kanye: Life Lessons from the Mother of a Hip-Hop Star,” in which she paid homage to her famous son.

Donda West served as chief executive of West Brands LLC, the parent company of her son’s business enterprises, and as chairwoman of the Kanye West Foundation, an educational nonprofit that works to decrease dropout rates and improve literacy.

Kanye West told the Associated Press in August that he and his mother worked together to devise the foundation’s first program, “Loop Dreams,” which helps public school students get involved in music.

“Me and my mother were discussing ways to give back and came up with the concept,” he said.

Donda West worked in higher education for 31 years, before leaving academia in 2004 to help manage her son’s career, according to a biography on the Kanye West Foundation’s Web site.

She began working at Chicago State University in 1980 and eventually chaired the school’s English department, according to the site. She started her teaching career in the early 1970s as an instructor at Brown College in Atlanta.

Kanye West’s writing partner Rhymefest lamented Donda West’s death Sunday in an appearance on Chicago radio station WCGI.

“She was everyone’s mom,” Rhymefest said. “A spirit never dies, a spirit lasts forever.”

Associated Press Music Writer Nekesa Mumbi Moody in New York and AP writer Sophia Tareen in Chicago contributed to this report.

Posted in:death|Kanye West|R.I.P.|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

08

Nov

I am – Jordan is the Ultimate Woman of the Year

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I think the Ultimate joke of the day is that Jordan won some Cosmopolitan Best Woman award. I am guessing their criteria is to be a total party slut with no self respect and big fake titties that married dudes want to fuck because their wives are fat and disgusting and she’s some kind of object of their masturbation fantasies.

I think it sends a good message to the kids though, kinda like the Paris Hilton sex tape that made a generation of teens addicted to sex and cocaine, which is a lot more fun than my generation of teens who were addicted to knitted sweaters and panty rules. The truth is that there still aren’t enough drunken girls flashing their panties and letting dudes tag team them after a night of drinking. There are a lot more than there used to be, but there are still some girls with morals left and maybe this will encourage them to drop studying and to take on drinking, because I don’t remember the last time a Doctor won the Ultimate Girl award.

This also gives the girls who are party sluts saving up for a set of fake tits so that they can win the Spring Break wet t-shirt contest this year something else to work towards, because after the wet t-shirt contest there only other goal was just getting so many abortions that they can’t have kids anymore so they don’t have to bother spending a lot of money on condoms they never use and the birth control pill they always forget to take.


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