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2008

14

Jan

Katherine McPhee and Her Boob Bag of the Day

Here is a picture of Katherine McPhee rockin’ a purse shaped like tits that probably turns you one. It kind of reminds me of the pillow your mom once bought you when she was trying to ween you off breast milk at 15 years old because your co-dependency went on way too long and all the other kids would laugh when you’d demand to be fed in public.

It also reminds me of the rubber vagina I keep my quarters in, but I always get really dirty looks when I pull that fucker out at the grocery store, but that’s just because the dude working the cash gets turned on by it because like you he’s never seen a real vagina, while Katherine McPhee just gets a whole lot of laughs and smiles, because people don’t think she’s a fucking pervert. The world’s not fair for our kind….

I guess the good news is that you can now buy yourself a pair of tits that won’t shit on you, make you spend you money on them, laugh at your small penis and leave you for your best friend, you can also use these tits to stash away your secret notes you write to yourself about how sad you are and other lame shit you don’t want anyone to find and the real good news is that in the event of an emergency you can always make your best friend hold them up to his chest like Katherine McPhee is doing and jerk off on them to feel what it’s really like to cum on titties….only a the gayer and more awkward version.


Related Posts:

Katherine Mcphee Panty Flash
Katherine McPhee Weight Loss Plan of the Day
Katherine McPhee’s Tits of the Day
Katherine McPhee’s Cleavage of the Day

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2008

11

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Ass Going to the Gym of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is going to the gym to keep her broad shoulders broad and her thick legs thick, because it’s hard to be a midget body builder without a gym, that’d be like being a pornstar without a vagina, or a doctor without surgical gloves, or a pilot without a plane or an alcoholic without booze, or…I don’t know what the fuck I am saying but I do know that she uses acting to support her dreams of winning the strong man contest and I have faith that this is a little midget who could success story in the making. Now Look at her little muscular ass that can crush stone….Enjoy you sick fuck…


Related Posts:

Hayden Panettiere’s Got Herself some Whore Boots Baby….
Hayden in an Adult Size Dress
Hayden’s Broad Shoulders in a See-Through Shirt
Hayden’s Panty Slip
Hayden is Little Miss Sunshine
Hayden Showing Off Some Leg

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2008

11

Jan

Ali Bastian Bikini Pictures of the Day


Here are some pictures of some chick I’ve never heard of named Ail Bastian in a bikini. I am posting them because I never see girls in bikinis because the only place to swim around here is the community center or the public pool in the summer and they usually ask me to leave when I start taking pictures of the Aquarobics Senior Citizen class, but they don’t get that I only do that to make them feel like they still have some level of sex appeal since the only action they ever get is when the orderly changes their diapers after they shit themselves on purpose to get the orderly to change their diaper…it’s just the senior seduction process like when you go to club and see a young girl grinding on some dudes dick, only the ready for death because I live in a home and my body hangs off of me like a loose fitting sweater version.

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2008

11

Jan

Jessica Alba Pregnant Photoshoot Pictures of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba the other day that could be her first photoshoot since admitting to the world that she takes loads in her and doesn’t believe in vacuuming the STD out. It’s pretty obvious that she’s knocked up now and the baby is showing and shit, I guess it only takes 9 months to ruin 10 years of working on being a slut we all wanted to knock up.

Reality is that you’re so fucking desperate that you’d fuck a ziploc bag filled with tomato paste and pretend you were popping a virgin or some shit, so this whole Alba ruining herself in having a kid that will make her vagina never be the same again is bullshit, because her mangled post-pregnancy vagina and wonky post-pregnancy body is still going to better than any pussy you’d ever bag and by pussy you’d ever bag I mean your pussy is a bag with a little tomato paste in it. You like how I brought that full-circle – don’t you.

Bonus – Some Jessica Alba is Pregnant So Her Tits Are All Hormonal and Bigger and All You Virgin Comic Book Virgins Find that Fascinating Because You Know Nothing About Girls or Tits and Getting a Girl Pregnant is Such a Fucking Stretch For You, That You Have to Wait Until Your One Girlfriend from High school comes crawling back to you after spending the last decade being a slut and mistreated by boyfriend dream comes true like your life was Forrest Gump only a lot more boring and retarded…only to realize that it’ll never happen, but the dream keeps you going…


Related Posts:

Jessica Abla’s Pregnant Ass Pictures
Jessica Alba’s Baby is Showing and She’s Ashamed
Jessica Alba Hiding Her Pregnant Face
Jessica Alba is Pregnant
Jessica Alba is Hiding
Jessica Alba Buys Household Products
Jessica Alba in a Hot Ass Photoshoot

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2008

11

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Doing Product Placement in a Bikini at Home of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is pretty much a useless bitch who gets more publicity than she deserves because she’s just a useless bitch that somehow manipulated the world into thinking she’s at least relevant enough to get on TV or in Magazines, but on the positive side of things, I’d totally spend the afternoon wining and dining her anus, because compared to my wife, bitch is a fuckin’ prize.

Here she is whoring herself in a way that is less appealing than 4 dollar back alley blowjobs, but also more socially acceptable. She’s doing some kind of product placement bullshit for Clinique, Guitar Hero, Designer Dogs and Fructis, but half of those product placements are done in a bikini, so I guess I can’t really shit on her, unless I became some big studio exec promising her a starring movie roll or something, but that’s not going to happen, so instead I’ll just shit on my floor, because it never says no and I’m too lazy to walk all the way to the bathroom.


Related Posts:

Kristin Cavallari is Hot Enough to Fuck
Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures
Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut

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2008

11

Jan

Rihanna Music VIdeo Cleavage of the Day

Some weirdo obsessive person decided to do a whole lot of screen shots of some older Rihanna video so that he could print up the pictures and tape them to his pillow at night to wake up next to her face and tits in the morning like she spent the night with him because it makes his obscure sexual fantasy about Rihanna a lot easier to believe, not to mention it’s a lot more comfortable than sleeping with the TV in his bed with her tit shot on pause.

These are some of those screenshots from her SOS Video that came out a while ago, making me equally as weird as the guy who made them in the first place because I just uploaded all of these fuckers and feel like a loser because of it, which is okay because it is a feeling I’ve come to terms with.

As a bonus, since these pictures are from 2006, these tits may be 17 so you may want to put your penis away because shit’s illegal, but then again if you are jerking off to cleavage pictures from 2006, you probably don’t care about laws, you’ve already given up on society. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Rihanna’s Got Some Cleavage in a V-Neck and Fetish Gear Bonus Pics
Rihanna’s Got No Make-Up On
Rihanna Hiding Her Forehead Cleavage Pics
Rihanna Bikini Pictures
Rihanna Bathing Suit Pictures

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2008

11

Jan

Stephanie Seymour See Through Shirt of the Day

Here are some pics of Stephanie Seymour, a has-been model who broke up Guns and Roses and still looks pretty banging in her slutty see-through, short skirt outfit. She’s about to hit 40 and still knows how to wear a see-through shirt like all the 20 year olds only she is a little behind the times by rockin the bra, then again, I am not a fashionista or anything so I don’t really know what’s is in style, but I do know that all the 20 year olds I see are always hard nippled and braless, but that’s only because the only 20 year olds I know work at the strip club and give blowjobs in the back room for $40.

I guess none of that really matters, just look at the see through pics because I haven’t slept very much and can’t think of anything worth saying, which isn’t really anything that new to me.


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Stephanie Seymour’s Boring Nurses Costume
Stephanie Seymour Lookin’ Hot and Topless for Terry Richardson
Janice Dickinson’s Got a Pantyhose Upskirt
Kate Moss in a See-Through Dress

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2008

11

Jan

Giorgia Palmas Bikini Pictures of the Day


Her name is Giorgia Palmas and I have no fucking clue who she is, but she’s doing it in a bikini and that makes me more inclined to pretending I know who she is and asking her what she’s been up to in hopes of getting her number so that I can call her late at night when she’s unsuspecting to pant into the phone while jerking off, unfortunately I am more limp that the one-legged beggar down the street from me, so it’ll just be a whole lot of skin on skin rubbing with grunts of frustration in how much of a failure I am, and not a creepy cumming all over myself harassing phone call, but I guess you make do with the hand that you’re dealt or some shit.

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2008

11

Jan

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Fucking Tits Suck at Life of the Day

It turns out that nothing works out my way and after taking a 2 hour bus ride to the airport, there was no plane ticket to Vegas for me, so I just took a 2 hour bus ride home to post these pictures. I guess what it comes down to is that as someone who sucks at life on a regular, I should have known that someone was just playing a fuckin’ trick on me and I fell for it and feel like an asshole for it, but wouldn’t have been happy not knowingI got fucked over for sure, because let’s face it, if it was the real deal – I’d be rocking the fuck out with pornstars and gambling addicts all night long, like Lionel Richie baby. Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up and pay the neighbor to fuck her on film when I use my stepdaughter as a slot machine….

Speaking of sucking at life, here are some pictures of the talented Amy Winehouse with her new blonde hair, because I guess blonde heroin addicts have more fun than brunette ones. Amy Winehouse is a good way to start any day, especially one as shitty as today. Cuddles.

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Amy Winehouse Has a Hot Bra
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Amy Winehouse See Through Bikini
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Posted in:Unsorted|Wreck

2008

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I just won the lottery. Someone bought me a ticket to go to the porn awards in Vegas and I leave in an hour. I never get to go anywhere and generally hate leaving my house so this is a bit of an adventure. If I get sluts to show me their vagina’s on video, I’ll post them. If I get drunk and die of alcohol poisoning I won’t. If I get arrested for pulling my penis out in public, trying to get some trashy blonde chick on the slot machine pregnant because I confuse her for being an up and coming porn star who needs my stamp of approval but don’t realize she’s just a mom from Nebraska, I’ll use my one phone call on you.

This is first step of going to the top, and by top I mean suckin’ at life in different places. Cuddles.

Kim Cattrall Getting Busy on the Beach Like a Slutty Grandma
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Some Model Mary Castro Is Posing Like the Slut that She Is
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Hot Chicks Dancing on counter top
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Leilani Dowding Leaving Plastic Surgery Aftermath…
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Victoria Silvstedt Nipple Slip
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Some Model Named Kimberly Posing Like the Slut That She Is
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Vida Guera As a Sexy Little School Girl Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney is Chilling in Mexico With Her Paparazzi Boyfriend
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Some Chick Named Lindsay Strutt Topless in Some Magazine
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Some Girl Naked in Nature Pictures
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Amanda Bynes Has Some Really Rockin’ Cleavage if She Was In The Fifth Grade
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Some Chick Named Eve Angel Doing Some Slutty Naked Modeling
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Some Chick Named Nikki Nova Doing an Erotic Strip…
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Jordan in Australia With Her Handicapped Baby and New Tits
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Some Olsen Twin Lesbian Pool Party Video
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Megan Fox With a Lacy Bra at Some Event Lookin’ Hot
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Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream Cuz She’s Emotional
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Woman With the Craziest Stutter of All Time Video
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Got Some Legs
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Mischa Barton’s Sister Overdosed the Same Day She Got a DUI…It’s a Family Thing…
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Very Fucking Fast Jump Rope Girl
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Avril Lavigne Isn’t Pregnant
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Some Pregnant Carmen Electra Action
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Some Weird Boob Video
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Some Weird Sex in the Street German Festival
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Some Girl Having Sex With Her Stick Shift of Her Car Video
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Heidi Klum is Back from the Beach With Her Entire Family…
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Madonna Spends 10,000 Dollars a Month on Bottled Water Because She’s a Real Humanitarian
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Some Girl Flashing Her Tits at a Frat Party
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There’s No Britney Spears Sex Tape!
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Some Mena Suvari Topless Action
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This is How a Real Man Fishes
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Kirsten Dunst Leaving Yoga With a Smoke For HornyLohanWanker
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video
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More Megan Fox Is Nice To Masturbate To Action
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Jamie Lynn Spear’s Boyfriend Demands and Paternity Test
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Some Arnold Schwartznegger Mr Olympia Video
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Some Lightspeed Teen Models Covered in Mud cuz They are Dirty Little Girls
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Some Guy Beating Up 3 Girls VIdeo
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Some Hot Flight Attendant Erotica
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Some Naked Drunk Chicks Getting Busy
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Pam Anderson Attention Whore Writes No on Her Blog – Because I Assume She’s Saying She’s Not Pregnant…or Maybe She’s Just Freaking Out Because She Realized How Lame the Baby Daddy Is
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Some Chick Named Cindy Taylor’s Lingerie Photoshoot For You To Love
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Latino Street Fight
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The Girls of Abby Winters at the AVN Awards VIdeo
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Turn Your Thighmaster into a Good Time Pervert
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Lohan’s Pokies in a Braless Wifebeater
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Some Mariah Carey Pussy Shot Pictures
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Hot German Dance Video
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Alternative Lookin’ Rockibilly Chick Naked
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Some Photobucket Vagina
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Some Older Lady Taking Some Panty Shots
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Collection of Sluts
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Some Chick in a G-String Posing
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Goth Girl in Her Underwear
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Some Self Shot Pictures of Some Young Chick
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Some Trashy Couple Having Sex….With a Lil Cross Dressing For Good Times
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Some Chick Posing in Her Underwear
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