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2008

10

Jan

Tila Tequila is a Classy Attention Whore of the Day

Here are some pictures of Tila Tequila simulating some flasher in an overcoat flash but a little less exciting because she’s wearing clothes and clothes, no matter how sleazy generally take away from a good flash.

The thing I like about Tila Tequila is that she’s some kind of serial cock tease party slut. The kind of girl who goes out every night and gets wasted, makes out with guys and girls and dances on speakers simulating getting fucked doggy style by her friends, but never actually puts out. She’s one of those people who you call a slut but isn’t one and she just has a good time putting on a show and I have a good time watching that show.

The other thing I like about her is that she has proves that being an internet slut pays. She has no business being famous, she is just a slut with a dream who hustled Myspace properly and is now living the life proving that the internet isn’t a waste of time for sluts, and that means you should send me pictures of you if you’re a slut because I’ll make you famous and because I love sluts. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Classy|Unsorted

2008

10

Jan

Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Simpson’s Sloppy Seconds on Vacation Again of the Day

I don’t know what it is with these people, but they always seem to be on fucking vacation, and I guess you would be too if you had the kind of money to support that lifestyle and no real work responsibilities to take up your time.

I guess this asshole deserves it for humiliating himself to the entire world by forming a boy band for the money, because there’s no way anyone forms that shit for the artistic integrity or because they think shit is cool, they do it so they can land a hot slut of an ethnic girlfriend and take the whore to the beach as often as possible so that she keeps herself fit because of the constant pressure of being in a bikini….

Either way, you humiliate yourself everyday and still can’t manage to land a girl, so you’re obviously doing something wrong. You should work on that. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Unsorted|Vacation

2008

10

Jan

Ashlee Simpson In Her Boyfriend’s Bikini of the Day

I got drunk last night and spent most of my time in the bathroom trying to pull off some kind of stand-up comedy routine that sucked. I’d say shit like “I’m Drunkenstepfather and I am the host of this bathroom experience, then I’d say a joke”. No one laughed. The probably thought I was some kind of queer trying to get a closer look at their cocks by distracting them with bad jokes while pissing next to them.

Speaking of queers, here’s a picture of Ashlee Simpson and her Gay in their bathing suits, I know that when they are behind closed doors, Pete’s the one rockin’ the bikini in this relationship, the one Ashlee’s in is probably his. Unfortunately, you’d probably find those pictures hotter than these pictures of Ashlee, but that’s just because you’re sexually confused.


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Posted in:Costa Rica|Unsorted

2008

10

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the pharmacy buying garbage bags because the mound of shit that has accumulated around me is starting to smell worse than my wife and that’s a sign of getting rid of the shit. I am pretty convinced I have bugs but it’s not that big of a deal, it gives me something to talk to.

I was stuck behind some chick buying chocolate and maxi pads, which I thought was fucking weird because I haven’t met a girl who uses pads since the 90s, and she went to pay with her Visa that got rejected. Bitch had no cash to pay for her fucking pads and asked me if I knew where there was an internet cafe, my initial thought was to do some period porn webcam shows, since you only have a limited window a month to make that shit happen, but the reality was that it was probably just to try to sort out her finances. She left empty handed so it’s safe to say I feel sorry for her underwear.

Here are my links:

Hot Fucking Upskirt Shot…I Love How Bitch Has Her Leg Around Her Head Like a Human Pretzel
GO

Funny Porn Convention Video Talkin To The Fans
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Hot Brunette Named Sarah Stage in Some Slutty Bikini
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Vida Guerra Hits the Beach Video
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Model Named Shay in Lingerie
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Pam Anderson is Knocked the Fuck Up WIth A Hepatitis Baby
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Sophie Monk is Single Because She Caught Good Charlotte Having Sex WIth his Brother Like they Did Back in High School…Old Habits Die Hard…But Not As Hard As I’d Like My Cum To Die Inside Of This Girl…She’s Pretty Much My Favorite…
GO

The Cruz Sisters Do An Ad Together
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Kim Kardashian At Some Slim Event Even Though Her Ass is Fat….
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Shanna Moakler Popping Bottles and Looking Hot
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Maria Menounos AT Some Premiere in Red
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Some Insanity on Bad Girls Club 2
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Some Nasty Topless Prostitute Fight
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Britney Spears Has a Sex Tape Hit The Net Today That I Haven’t Seen and Call Bullshit On…
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Some Erin McNaught in Australia for FHM
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Jail Bait Warning – Miley Cyrus and Her Slut Friend Showing Off Underage Legs…
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Learn How to Queef Video
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Some WWE Chick Named Rebecca Dipietro in her Bra and Panties
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Best Fight in a Wet T-Shirt Goes To….
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Here are the Tramps of Myspace
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Some Slutty Hilary Duff Gallery Showing Off Her Legs
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Kate Moss Partied With Her Kid in Thailand For New Years Because She Couldn’t Find a Sitter
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Some Nicolette Sheridan in a Bikini Top Action
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Day One at the AVN Awards Looks Like a Pretty Good TIme
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Kayden Kross is Fucking Naked and Fucking Hot but Isn’t Fucking
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A Whole Lot of Galleries of Sluts for You…
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Drunken Celebrity Doesn’t Know How to Write His Own Fucking Name
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Kathy Griffen Shows Off Her Big Red Vagina With No Make Up On
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Some Hot Argentina Chick Showing Off Her Body
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What Do You Think About Boob Graffiti
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Hollie Bowerman is Hot for Ralph Magazine
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The Best Boobs for 2008
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Allison Angel Taking a Shower Video Because She’s Hot
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Some New Stacy Keibler Photoshoot in Fuck Me Boots
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Check Out YouTube Idol
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some chick ride bikes in the nude
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Back TO Black Winehouse Has Gone Blonde
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Some Webcam Girl Falling Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Photobucket Tits
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FROM THE FORUM

Lamb Between Darkenss and Wonder
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Jedi Mind Tricks Thread
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Bjork Box Set
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More Ass
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Old and Floppy
GO

Slipknot thread
GO

Billy Joel
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
GO

Posted in:Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Heidi Montag Bent Over in a Bikini of the Day

I figured it was time to post someone a little more famous than the last two slags I threw up on here. I was at a crossroads where I could have gone either a less famous random girls I found on myspace or facebook or pictures of my wife, but figured I’d start climbing my way back up the A-list of people you assholes want to see, by starting down on the Z-List, because let’s face it, Heidi Montag in her staged reality show glory, is pretty much bottom of the fuckin’ barrel.

Here she is rockin’ a bikini on all fours so that you can fantasize about sticking it to her without having to look at her busted up face. It’s pretty obvious that these pics are as not staged as the show she’s on and the relationship she’s in because bitch is posing, unfortunately not the kind of posing I’m into…..but that’s just because she’s not spreading her box….


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Posted in:All fours|Bent Over|Doggy|Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Charlotte Casiraghi Bikini Pictures of the Day

My server is shot right now and this post took me 2 hours to get up. I guess that’s what happens when your site has AIDS and you don’t pay your bills…

Either way, here are some Charlotte Casiraghi in her bikini pics from a couple days ago. You may not know who she is and that’s ok, because her Grandmother, the gold diggin’ royalty marrying slut Grace Kelly doesn’t know who she is either, because she’s dead.

I think the whole obsession dudes have with famous bitches comes from being forced to marry and bang ugly chicks, so I decided to post pictures of people you’ve never heard of in their bikinis to balance things out a little when I should be sticking things in my wife’s ass to see if she’s still breathing.

Posted in:Brazil|Charlotte Casiraghi|Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Martine McCutcheon is a Fat Chick in a Bikini of the Day

Here name is Martine McCutcheon and she’s pretty much a nobody in the celebrity circle from what I know and I figured I’d post it because you can relate, but on a smaller scale, like being a nobody within your family circle and I’m not talking about the comic, I’m talking about your parents and siblings pretending you don’t exist.

I figured that if the papsmearazzi are taking the time to take pictures of her fat ass and throwing them up on the internet, at least one of you knows who she is and has pictures of her on your wall because you’re so hip and hate the mainstream so much that you go for the girl no one’s ever heard of and no one finds hot to obsess over because it broadens your chances of dating her since no one else wants to and because you don’t want to be just another Alba pre-pregnancy fan.

I guess the more likely situation in these pictures is that the paparazzi saw this nobody on the beach and were like “look how bloated this bitch looks”. thinking she was just some everyday person on vacation and decided to take some pictures for to bust out at dinner parties to laugh at bloated bitches in bikinis, kinda like when I go out to the public pool and try to snap off shots of the people who have no business being in a bikini.

Either way, I get too much slack for being a woman hater and objectifying women and putting unrealistic pressure on girls, despite being married to a fat lady, and I figure this is the best way to redeem myself. There’s room for everyone on this site, that just may not be the case for Matine McCutcheon at the movie theatre, on a plane or even trying to squeeze into an amusement park ride, but I guess that’s what happens when donuts are your one true passion. Cuddles.

Posted in:Martine McCutcheon|Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Rachel Hunter’s Got Some Mom Cleavage of the Day

Here are some Rachel Hunter cleavage pictures of her tits at some event. I never thought this bitch was all that hot and when I used to jerk off to the 1988 SI Swimsuit Edition VHS, I never rubbed one out to her. But just because I snobbed her out in my masturbation doesn’t mean that her big older lady tits don’t deserve some attention from me 20 years later. I guess it’s just our time now that we’ve come so far together….

Speaking of old lady tit attention, I was driving in a mini van the other day because I am a family man and girls seem more likely to get into your van when they think you’re a non-threatening dad and not a creepy dude with a kidnapper van, but that doesn’t matter, because it wasn’t my van, it was some mom I know who needed me to pick something up with her and she asked me to drive.

I rolled into the gas station and it was full service, when the dude came to give us $4.28 cents worth of gas, because that’s all the money I could commit to the cause, the dude greeted me as a woman. He said something like “How can I help you Miss”, when he realized I have a ratty beard and was obviously not a woman despite my man tits, he got all apologetic. I told him not to worry and that it happens all the time, but that’s just because of my big fat vagina.

He didn’t laugh.


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Posted in:Lady|Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Lesbian Gang Story on O’Reilly of the Day

It turns out that there are lesbian gangs popping up across the nation, where these lesbians are rockin’ out like they are gangsta. They are recruiting kids as young as 10 to join their movement and the only prerequisite is that you have to hate cock. They commit violent crimes, rape young girls, carry around pink pistols and eat each other’s lesbian pussies and the whole thing kinda turns me on and reminds me of some kind of porn because I know if I had a group of girls beating me the fuck up, I’d totally get a boner and haven’t had one in what feels like years and I want to know what it feels like.

Either way, I guess the confusing thing for me is that if a girl gets raped by a dude, she usually can’t stomach cock the same way ever again, and turns dyke, so if a girl gets raped by another girl, that would lead to her to loving cock, and that can’t be a bad thing, especially if it’s your cock she’s lovin…..maybe all girls need to get raped by other girls so that more of you can get laid. If you think about what straight rape has done for the lesbian movement, maybe lesbian rape will do the same for the straight movement and we can all get rock our flannel shirts and construction boots together in pride.

I love lesbians even though lesbians don’t love me and want to join their gang, I can be an honorary member because let’s face it, I hate cock too, especially my own. Cuddles.

Posted in:Fight|Gang|Unsorted|Violent

2008

09

Jan

Kim Cattrall Aquarobics Bikini of the Day

Here is Kim Cattrall in a bikini because Sex in the City is still around, even though all the girls involved shouldn’t be having sex because they are all old, haggard, horse-faced, damaged goods that look like they’d be better off picking up their kids from Dance Class, than pickin’ up dudes at the grocery store and slutting out with them in the canned goods aisle.

I never watched the show because I think it’s detrimental to society and because I am not a fag. It gives girls the idea that this fantasy life of being independent, strong, career women who fucks different dudes every episode like a useless slut is the way a cosmopolitan woman should live, while drinking a cosmopolitan. Reality is that it just leads to herpes, emotional emptiness and credit card debt from buying designer clothes trying to keep up with the other younger, tighter, slutty competition,.

But the old who hold onto this slut fantasy, eventually die alone, depressed and addicted to anti-depressants and opiates because women are coded to make babies and be mom’s but now they’ve let their fun go to far and their vagina dried up….it feels like just yesterday when they were taking 3 loads from 3 different men a day, now the only loads their taking are the ones they are scooping out of their Adult Diapers.

Either way, Kim Cattrall is the kind of old lady I’d let knit me a sweater. Her body-shaping bikini makes me wanna change her diaper, with my mouth.


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Posted in:Kim Cattrall|Unsorted