In typical stepfather style, I have no idea when these pictures were taken, because they all look the fucking same. I have been posting Victoria Silvstedt pics long enough to get a cease and desist from her lawyer for defaming her character for calling her a whore, but I have no idea if I have seen these pics before. I guess it’s a combination of not paying attention to what I do, not caring about what I do, and not actually being a fan of what I do…Either way, here’s some pics of slut scratching her dirty little whore ass and this is where the post ends because I have nothing more to say. Cuddles.

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I don’t think this bitch warrants the attention that we are giving her, mainly because I didn’t know who she was before I watched the Teen Choice Awards last night. If you are wondering why I watched the teen choice awards, it’s pretty simple, I get 4 channels on my TV giving me limited options, but more importantly, because I love knowing what teens are thinking/voting on, to keep my finger on the pulse of pop culture. It also helps me pick up 14 year old hot girls at the local arcade/movie theatre. Girls are smarter these days and totally see through the whole “I run a model agency, here’s my card”. Bringing up Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson usually gets them excited enough to go out for ice cream with you. Anyway, Sophia Bush is barely famous enough to be noticed walking down the main street of your home town that has a population of 500 people, all your cousins. Meaning no one really gives a fuck about her. I am only posting these pictures because I find bathroom breaks funny enough as is, throw in a c-list celeb and a romantic hand holding walk from the car to the bathroom and I’ve got a post for the day. Not a very good one, but a post nevertheless…

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Today was a day that didn’t involve many celebrities in bikinis or nip slips because I am trying to get rid of my useless readers who only come here for nipple. Your emails telling me how much I suck because I put up a pic of Castro and his gay lover are getting a little fucking annoying..I suggest you just read the shit I write, look at the pics I post and comment on the site using the comments. Emailing me your opinion that I don’t care about will get you no where. But you can email me links because surfing the net to find this shit also gets annoying sometimes….Like today. You will notice that all of today’s links are shit and that it’s all your fucking fault.

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So Heather Mills steps on a land mine, blows off her leg and now she’s driving around Beverly Hills in a convertible PT Cruiser, possibly the ugliest fucking car on the market, like she’s got a full set of working legs. Stepping on the land mine was probably the best business decision this bitch could have made without even realizing it. She was a nothing model before the accident. After the accident she had a reason to be in the public eye, she had a cause, she was no longer the slag in the sex-ed photoshoot, now she was a survivor and a hero trying to change the fucking world. Lucky for her Sir Paul was an amputee festishist, married the bitch despite what his family wanted and now she’s entitled to 1/2 his 500,000,000 dollars after being married to him for 5 years. I don’t even think this cunt was around when the Beatles first hit the scene, but is going to be living off their success for the rest of her one-legged life. That’s how fucked up the world we live in is….

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Leave it up to a crazy European dude in 2-tone pants to post a video of himself sniffing some bitch’s pantyhose covered feet. I don’t understand what the fuck is going on in this clip, but I do know that it wouldn’t give me a boner if I wasn’t this impotent piece of shit that I am. I don’t need to go into weird fetishes people have, we all know they’re out there, I just wonder where they all start. Did this 2-tone pants Euro-dude go through his grandmother’s dirty laundry as a kid and jerk off while sniffing her pantyhose? I am not saying there’s anything wrong with wanting to rip off a bitch’s pantyhose and slam her, I can see that being hot, but sniffin’ her feet while she is fully clothed just confuses the fuck out of me. This post isn’t funny, but the video is.

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I haven’t heard this dude’s single, I just know that he’s an ex-American Idol finalist who dropped out of the show in March 2005 because the contract was too restrictive. If you are wondering why I know this, it is because ofgoogle. I came across these pictures of this cha-chi motherfucker dancing around with bitches bending over, showing their panties obviously a strategy to help fuel the lie that he’s not homo, so I had to do some further research. The facts are pretty basic. Dude sings pop music and dresses a fool, all grabbin his dick ans shit, giving girls false hope that desirable, singing, “stylish” men exist…..that’s when the sluts buy the albums and go to the shows making Vasquez all the money he needs to take is pool boy to the Greek Isles for an anal sex fest in the motherland. I know dude’s Peurto Rican and his real motherland isn’t Greece, but the Greeks invented olive oil lubed anal sex back with Plato and Aristotle….it’s a fact. These is exactly the message I want to convey to teenage girls. It’s really appropriate, like the time I rented “CumSluts 17” for my 14 year old stepdaughter’s slumber party.

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I haven’t heard this dude’s single, I just know that he’s an ex-American Idol finalist who dropped out of the show in March 2005 because the contract was too restrictive. If you are wondering why I know this, it is because ofgoogle. I came across these pictures of this cha-chi motherfucker dancing around with bitches bending over, showing their panties obviously a strategy to help fuel the lie that he’s not homo, so I had to do some further research. The facts are pretty basic. Dude sings pop music and dresses a fool, all grabbin his dick ans shit, giving girls false hope that desirable, singing, “stylish” men exist…..that’s when the sluts buy the albums and go to the shows making Vasquez all the money he needs to take is pool boy to the Greek Isles for an anal sex fest in the motherland. I know dude’s Peurto Rican and his real motherland isn’t Greece, but the Greeks invented olive oil lubed anal sex back with Plato and Aristotle….it’s a fact. These is exactly the message I want to convey to teenage girls. It’s really appropriate, like the time I rented “CumSluts 17” for my 14 year old stepdaughter’s slumber party.

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I like Pete Doherty. I have never listened to his band BabyShamble, but the fact that he was busted for heroin, cocaine and weed on 2 seperate occassions in the last 6 month is fucking rock and roll. He pleaded guilty today for those charges, which makes him even more rock and roll. Dude’s also slamming a hot supermodel (Kate Moss) and is partially responsible for getting her busted with cocaine whenever it was when that scandal hit. I am tired of rockstars and celebrities being politically correct fucking pussies. I want to bring it back to a time where celebrities and rockstars didn’t give a fuck about public opinion and just lived life hard for every bapist on the bible belt to shake their head in disgust. I am tired of all this good person bullshit, and I want to see more ppl end up like Doherty.

Here He Is Leaving Court…..

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I figured this post was worthy, mainly because Ashton Kutcher is one of Hollywood’s funniest stepfathers. He isn’t even 30 and his stepdaughter just turned 18. I come from the school that you don’t date a bitch old enough to be your mom, especially when you already have enough in the bank account to support your motherfucking self….you see I understand if you are some kind of street kid turning tricks because your own parents were crackheads and left you in the gutter with nothing, or because you were molested/beaten and you decided to move to the city to fend for yourself and without much in the bank you do what you got to do to survive even if it means sucking dick for money. Point of all this is to say, Rumer Willis is now legal, so you can fuck her up the ass, if you can find her, without much guilt. I doubt that you’ll be able to find her, considering I couldn’t even find pics of her showing up to her own party. I did find Francis Bean, Kurt Cobain’s spawn, who looks a fucking busted old pick-up truck in your backyard, you piece of trash. Speaking of trash, Lohan was also in attendance.

Pics Via x17

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I did a psych test today, because I have been told numerous times that I am crazy. It was for my disability pay from my last job, which really isn’t much money but better than getting gang raped by pit-boys. I figured since my wife gets it for being fat, I should get it for being mentally unstable, or at least pretend to be. I tried faking the exam as best as I could. One of the questions on the test was whether I played with dolls at anytime in my life and another question was if I dreamt about being the opposite sex. I don’t really remember any of the other ones and it doesn’t matter because this post is all about my webfinds for the day. It is mainly celeb shit, that’s kinda what I do. I am sure you won’t like them and I am also sure you won’t send in your links to make my life a little fucking easier. Cuddles.

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