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2006

16

Aug

I am – Paris Hilton’s Pet Monkey of the Day

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I am not racist, I just hate black people.

I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it all with all my bullshit commentary that makes this site what it is. Here I go. I guess nothing screams I need positive publicity than having your picture taken with a black baby in diapers. That’s like going on a mission to Africa and having your picture taken injected AIDS medication in a 7 year old, it’s like going to the retard shelter and having a picture of your taking a retard on a piggyback ride. That’s like going to a third world country and having a picture of you building a fucking well for the village, or taking it amongst yourself to breast feed a baby who’s mother just died. The point of all this is to say that Paris a slut, who does nothing good for the world, she uses her pussy for as a self-destructive way to feel worth. She spends all her money on cars, designer clothes and houses. She vacations all fuckin’ year round and people buy into her bullshit. She has single handedly ruined the next generation of girls, making them think acting a fool and slutting out is the way to the top, not always a bad thing, until they turn 25 and get their HIV test results back. So Paris can try to doop all of us into thinking she’s so fucking philanthropic, but she ain’t nothing but a whore. This has been a post of hate. Cuddles.

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2006

16

Aug

I am – Paris Hilton's Pet Monkey of the Day

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I am not racist, I just hate black people.

I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it all with all my bullshit commentary that makes this site what it is. Here I go. I guess nothing screams I need positive publicity than having your picture taken with a black baby in diapers. That’s like going on a mission to Africa and having your picture taken injected AIDS medication in a 7 year old, it’s like going to the retard shelter and having a picture of your taking a retard on a piggyback ride. That’s like going to a third world country and having a picture of you building a fucking well for the village, or taking it amongst yourself to breast feed a baby who’s mother just died. The point of all this is to say that Paris a slut, who does nothing good for the world, she uses her pussy for as a self-destructive way to feel worth. She spends all her money on cars, designer clothes and houses. She vacations all fuckin’ year round and people buy into her bullshit. She has single handedly ruined the next generation of girls, making them think acting a fool and slutting out is the way to the top, not always a bad thing, until they turn 25 and get their HIV test results back. So Paris can try to doop all of us into thinking she’s so fucking philanthropic, but she ain’t nothing but a whore. This has been a post of hate. Cuddles.

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2006

16

Aug

I am – Bodybuilder Bitch Makin’ Her Tits Dance of the Day

Someone just sent this into me, I was going to put it in the stepLINKS, but realize that no one clicks on my stepLINKS, and I couldn’t allow for this to be overlooked. It’s a fucking bodybuilder slut in her bikini top doing that pec dance that jocks used to do by the pool while trying to impress the girls in beach movies from the ’60s. This is the email that was attached to the link:

Some people don’t have lives. Bodybuilders fall into this category, even if they are young, blond, slags. They think they have lives because they lift. They think they are social because they lift together. They are actually obsessed freaks who are constantly seeking the approval they never got growing up. Similar to fat, Mexican, alcoholic bloggers. Bitch. Here’s a link.

I agree with what dude’s saying about people who lift together drink protein shakes together or whatever it is he was trying to get at about insecurities and obsession. We live in an obsessed world. People constantly over-compensate for whatever they got issues about whether it’s a fat bitch starving herself, or a girl with daddy issues letting the football team fuck her up the ass, or the 35 year old miserable mexican blogger who drinks just to stomach crawling into bed with a 300 pound furnace of a wife who smells of cookie dough…..Point of all this is to say that obsessed people who obviously go over the top in whatever they do make for good content, so I hope it never ends.

On a side note, I remember going to the strip club with stepSTEVE and trying to get this one body builder stripper, who would do chin ups on stage, to arm wrestle him. It never happened, but I was really intrigued by her massive back muscles, tiny muscular ass, and huge implanted tits. I remember not knowing whether to look at her box when she dropped her metallic bikini bottom…but I obviously looked and bitch’s clit was bigger than my dick, which isn’t saying much. Cuddles.

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2006

16

Aug

I am – Bodybuilder Bitch Makin' Her Tits Dance of the Day

Someone just sent this into me, I was going to put it in the stepLINKS, but realize that no one clicks on my stepLINKS, and I couldn’t allow for this to be overlooked. It’s a fucking bodybuilder slut in her bikini top doing that pec dance that jocks used to do by the pool while trying to impress the girls in beach movies from the ’60s. This is the email that was attached to the link:

Some people don’t have lives. Bodybuilders fall into this category, even if they are young, blond, slags. They think they have lives because they lift. They think they are social because they lift together. They are actually obsessed freaks who are constantly seeking the approval they never got growing up. Similar to fat, Mexican, alcoholic bloggers. Bitch. Here’s a link.

I agree with what dude’s saying about people who lift together drink protein shakes together or whatever it is he was trying to get at about insecurities and obsession. We live in an obsessed world. People constantly over-compensate for whatever they got issues about whether it’s a fat bitch starving herself, or a girl with daddy issues letting the football team fuck her up the ass, or the 35 year old miserable mexican blogger who drinks just to stomach crawling into bed with a 300 pound furnace of a wife who smells of cookie dough…..Point of all this is to say that obsessed people who obviously go over the top in whatever they do make for good content, so I hope it never ends.

On a side note, I remember going to the strip club with stepSTEVE and trying to get this one body builder stripper, who would do chin ups on stage, to arm wrestle him. It never happened, but I was really intrigued by her massive back muscles, tiny muscular ass, and huge implanted tits. I remember not knowing whether to look at her box when she dropped her metallic bikini bottom…but I obviously looked and bitch’s clit was bigger than my dick, which isn’t saying much. Cuddles.

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2006

16

Aug

I am – Jessica Biel’s Ass Shelf of the Day

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I have had limited experience with Ass Shelves in my life, because most of the women I have got with have been on either end of the spectrum. Meaning that there have been a handful of obese bitches like my wife who’s riding in at about 300 lbs and a bunch of bitches who were emaciated from malnourishment and drug addiction. I have rarely been involved with a healthy bitch with a solid waist to hip ratio or a booty, or a clear complexion, because when you’re a fat whore your potential booty gets burried under layers and layers of disgustingness and if you are a walking corpse your tits and ass kinda just hang off your body along with your uterus and other vital organs. I did get a lap dance from a bitch with an ass that doubled as a shelf once, but that doesn’t count because that shit wasn’t free. There was also a Brazilian girl who I remember being obsessed with a couple years ago. She was 18 and would frequent some local dive I’d spend my paychecks at. She would run around in spandex pants, before spandex was American Apparel Approved, and I would just watch her get chatted up by the college kids who also frequented this bar. The liquor was cheap and I was too busy feeling sorry for myself to chat her up at the time. That’s not to say I woulda ever fucked her, I am a married man, but I would have invited her over pool parties. She’s probably get pissed off when realizing that my one bedroom apartment doesn’t have a pool, but that’s when the rope, duct tape and ether come into play to start the party up my way.

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2006

16

Aug

I am – Jessica Biel's Ass Shelf of the Day

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I have had limited experience with Ass Shelves in my life, because most of the women I have got with have been on either end of the spectrum. Meaning that there have been a handful of obese bitches like my wife who’s riding in at about 300 lbs and a bunch of bitches who were emaciated from malnourishment and drug addiction. I have rarely been involved with a healthy bitch with a solid waist to hip ratio or a booty, or a clear complexion, because when you’re a fat whore your potential booty gets burried under layers and layers of disgustingness and if you are a walking corpse your tits and ass kinda just hang off your body along with your uterus and other vital organs. I did get a lap dance from a bitch with an ass that doubled as a shelf once, but that doesn’t count because that shit wasn’t free. There was also a Brazilian girl who I remember being obsessed with a couple years ago. She was 18 and would frequent some local dive I’d spend my paychecks at. She would run around in spandex pants, before spandex was American Apparel Approved, and I would just watch her get chatted up by the college kids who also frequented this bar. The liquor was cheap and I was too busy feeling sorry for myself to chat her up at the time. That’s not to say I woulda ever fucked her, I am a married man, but I would have invited her over pool parties. She’s probably get pissed off when realizing that my one bedroom apartment doesn’t have a pool, but that’s when the rope, duct tape and ether come into play to start the party up my way.

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2006

16

Aug

I am – Beach Forest Fire of the Day

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I don’t actually cover news stories on this site because I do not watch/read/listen to the news. I do this to keep as ignorant as possible because with ignorance comes a pure uneducated opinion that is usually a lot funnier than someone who pretends to know what’s up. I used to hate the motherfuckers I’d run into or sit next to in coffee shops who would run their mouths off on shit they knew nothing about. They act like political analysts when all they know is what they see/read/hear. I think those are the same people who ran home and started a blog when their immediate friends dropped them as friends because everytime they got together dude would talk about some CNN shit no one cares about. That said, this isn’t really a news story. There was a forrest fire in St Tropez and these are some pics taken from the beach. I only looked at them, hoping to see tits, because let’s face it, I fucking love tits so much that they make me do research on a news story. This fucked with my whole plan of staying ignorant and it isn’t the first time a set of tits made me do something I promised myself I’d never do. Unfortunately, after looking at the pics, there aren’t any tits at all. There aren’t even any hot bitches, just an old dude and his fat wife. So now I am hurting for tits, if any of you are girls or have girlfriends send in some nudes of them. I don’t make money off the site and tits make it all worth my time. Don’t bother sending pics that aren’t of you or your girlfriend either, because I have google too and I can search up Amateur Porn just as well as you can. I know this isn’t a funny post, I didn’t throw in one fucking joke. I shoulda thought it through a little better than I did, but I guess we can’t change the past, can we?




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2006

15

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My email was down all day and I didn’t even realize it. That’s because I generally get about 4 emails a day, 3 of which are SPAM and 1 that is a link to something useless that someone useless wants promoted. I am all for useless, it’s kinda the story of my life and the why it took me over 13 hours to realize my “mailbox” was full. A Mailbox is a lot different than Female Box, for those of you who aren’t familiar with ‘Giner. Either way, email is back and I am here posting a bunch of useless links for you – cuz that’s kinda what I do. Assholes.

You Motherfuckers Haven’t Added Me To Myspace Yet, Making This Million Friends Goal Impossible. Fuck You. GO

Flava Flav has a Show Where Girls Fight for His Love, Turns Out a Couple of Girls Were Naked on the Net in their Past, Toastee Was a Dominatrix Who Would Trap Men Between Her Thighs, This is The Video GO

Andy Dick is My Myspace Friend, and Here He Is Acting a Fool at the William Shatner Roast GO

White Trash Girl Fight On The Beach in Bikinis (i may have posted this already) GO

Here are some Molly Simms Pictures GO

Here is a Black Slut named “Sekret” Shaking Her Ass GO

Christina Milian’s Whale Tail GO

Here is Another Black Slut Showin her HUGE Ass with Class GO

Some Naked Russian Chick GO

Last Night’s Party Hipsters on Drugs and Out of Control – Again GO

DUFFgusting Sisters (Trerez Pink Hilton is the New Blog..That Was For You…HOMO) GO

Drunk Guys I Hate Trying to Convince a Girl to Make Out With Them GO

Duct Tape Sessions: Girl Tickles Another Taped Up Girl GO

Hot Hegre Slag Luba At Home With Her Sister Video GO

Beyonce in England Candids GO

Lohan Fan On Myspace – I Fucking Hate That Cunt Lohan – This Person… Doesn’t GO

Lohan’s New Side Tit Shot, WHo Cares We Hate This Cunt GO

Celebrity Divorces of the Year In Picture GO

Non-Nude Model Next Door Nikki Gets Pizza Video GO

Large Penis Support Group – Locker Room Shower Comment of the Day GO

Here is Some Jesus Guidance For All Age Groups GO

Here is a link an old friend GO

Fleshbot Finds Genital Art, I Find My New Favorite Site, I love Vagina GO

This Band is Called the Black Keys and This is Their Song Your Touch and It’s Ok GO

Aria Giovanni Gallery GO

Blair from the Facts of Life is a Born Again, Scrapbooking, Home schooling, Psycho Jew Hating Christian with a website that documents her obnoxious Jesus Loving, Scrap Booking, Home Schooling Family Life. This site does a running companion to her “coffee talk” journal feature on her site, it’s a little funny GO

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2006

15

Aug

I am – Kimmy Stewart’s Sister of the Day

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I have seen Kimberly Stewart in so many fucking pictures the last 1.5 years I have been doing this site. I have always found her busted, even when she had her shitty implants that looked like they were done at the flea market. I have also always hated her father, I hate his voice, I hate that he has little man syndrome and I hate the fact that stupid tall blonde model bitches fuck his wallet and get pregnant. What I never knew was that Kimmy had a sister and that sister is a lot hotter than she is. Which isn’t saying much. I would totally bang her, which is also not saying much. I have pretty much no standards. Cuddles.

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2006

15

Aug

I am – Kimmy Stewart's Sister of the Day

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I have seen Kimberly Stewart in so many fucking pictures the last 1.5 years I have been doing this site. I have always found her busted, even when she had her shitty implants that looked like they were done at the flea market. I have also always hated her father, I hate his voice, I hate that he has little man syndrome and I hate the fact that stupid tall blonde model bitches fuck his wallet and get pregnant. What I never knew was that Kimmy had a sister and that sister is a lot hotter than she is. Which isn’t saying much. I would totally bang her, which is also not saying much. I have pretty much no standards. Cuddles.

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