Paris Hilton’s got all kinds of money. She was the kind of kid who ran around in a diamond encrusted ballet slippers because she had to be the most exclusive girl in her dance recital. She also had an award winning horse when all the other rich slags she rolled up with had the low grade ponies. Bitch even had a 40,000 dollar toy Mercedes that she drove to the playground while all the other STDs rode their trikes. This bitch is exclusive, but not as exclusive as the two piece of shit dirtbag 10 year olds I saw playing with a dead racoon yesterday. When you’re poor you make good with what you got. So this post didn’t change your fucking life, I never said I was good at this shit. Cuddles.

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The Lohan voicemail was not as successful as I thought it would be. I was convinced it was going to be my big internet break and no one gives a shit. Do you realize how fucking hard it is to get a celebrity phone number?? It’s fucking hard. The shit I go through for you fuckers is unbelievable, and it’s pretty much all for nothing. I am not complaining, i am – just saying.

Here are some links for you to check out…..

Gay Celebrity Porn Site Of the Day GO

Teri Hatcher on the Beach GO

Keira Knightly is not Anorexic and you Don’t Care GO

Maria Sharapova Gallery GO

Nadine Coyle Upskirt GO

Two Girls, Four Long Legs, One Erection in your Pants GO

The Big Breasted Sonnet Sisters with Big Breasts GO

We all remember Keira Augustina and her Ass – New Video GO

A Stripping Canadian Girl, cuz Canadians are SLUTS GO

Naked Chick in the Shower GO

Get Pussy Tonight and Support this Site. Remember It’s Worked for Me GO

That’s enough for now, I may post more later, email your links to me and I will plug you. Each link sends out 5 people, get up on this while it’s still hot…. I am – on a sinking ship.

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Jessica Alba is over-rated. Everyone and their fucking 12 year old little brother talk about how Alba is the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood but by lookin’ at these pics she looks like she’s been rockin out at the hottest concentration camp Nazi germany has to offer. Her broad shoulders and her non-existant ass make her look bitch plays too much football. Her squinty eyes make me feel like I have to make an order for fried noodles and some Lemon Chicken while looking at my computer which makes no sense…I guess she’s just that Asian. Cash Warren is fucking last year’s 5 course meal, there comes a time in every man’s life where you gotta throw the leftovers out. Word.

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I once had a dog named Mischa. I adopted her from the humane society after reading a story about how a Mexican immigrant was found fucking it up the ass in the woods. I figured if I was gonna get a dog, it had to be a slut. Mischa, the dog, ended up dying of AIDS, Mischa the actress flashes her ass to the thought of that.

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I once had a dog named Mischa. I adopted her from the humane society after reading a story about how a Mexican immigrant was found fucking it up the ass in the woods. I figured if I was gonna get a dog, it had to be a slut. Mischa, the dog, ended up dying of AIDS, Mischa the actress flashes her ass to the thought of that.

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Here are some pictures of Courtney Cox Arquette at the beach doing beach things. I was talking to a spic girl the other day and I told her that I was scared of spic girls because I once saw a movie where the spic girlfriend was insanely intense and emotional. Bitch had no concept of reality and only cared about her man and whether he was wronging her or not. If he was out she’d accuse him of banging random sluts and that kind of passion scares the fuck out of me. Those are the bitches who kill you in your sleep. I told the spic I was talking to about my fear of her kind and she told me that she wasn’t like that. After talking to her for about 15 mins I found out that she had stabbed her ex bf for cheating on her and more recently she smashed in every window on a different motherfucker’s truck, but she’s not crazy like that at all.

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I remember this bitch from the 1988 SI Swimsuit Special. It was the 25 year VHS and you totally this bitche’s tits. You have to remember that in 1988, there was no internet, we were all less desensitized, I was 18 and seeing a model’s nipple gave me instant boners. I don’t know how many times I watched that fucking VHS, but she was definitely the prize of the show. Unfortunately, bitch had to go on and get old, pregnant and instead of seeing her nipples, we’re stuck watchin her ride a motherfucking bike with her STD. If I wanted domestic, I’d be hanging out with my useless wife, which I am not. Cuddles.

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