Nothing says “I have a mangled vagina” like a woman playing with her baby. I guess the thing this bitch has going for her is that she tainted her womb with Ryan Phillippe’s seed when she was still young. That means that her body rebounded nicely back into shape, so at 27 years old she’s not sitting on the porch, 300 lbs, eating oreo cookies, while her daughter nurses off the neighbor’s cat. That’s what usually happens to bitches who wait until they are past their prime to start baby making, they let themselves go on all fronts. They are the bitches you see at WalMart in their slippers and fat ass filled jogging pants. The lucky ones end up on Dr Phil complaining about how their husbands don’t fuck them anymore, and we all get to laugh at them proving that they aren’t useless at all.

For the non-peds who read the site, you’ll have have to wait another 15 years before knowing if the HUDSONSTD turns out to be a hot little slut or not. As for the peds, put your dick back in yo’ pants, this is not THAT kind of website. Pervert with your diaper fetish.

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Being a celebrity is like being in high school. Their lives are filled with gossip, all the hot girls are passed around like a bottle of whiskey at the homeless shelter and every week you play dress up and have pictures taken of you like it was prom.

I never went to prom, I dropped out of school because I had dreams of being a pro tennis player. The only problem was that I had never played tennis and I just ended up being a pro….

I remember hearing about one of the girls from my school having a dumpster birth on prom night. No one knew she was pregnant and she refused to let the little fucker that is her baby ruin her night. She ended up getting arrested. I never understood why people take things like that so seriously, I mean it is her kid, she should be able to throw it in the dumpster if she wants. It’s like animal planet motherfuckers…..

That was my post….

Haylie Duff is DUFFgusting….

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These pics landed in my inbox, I don’t really do the whole nipple slip thing anymore and I try to leave it for the virgin webmasters, but this is no ordinary nip slip, this is funny cuz this fucking kid is hungry and it knows where to find lunch….I was walking around yesterday for an hour and saw at least 3 new moms feeding their kids. It’s the year of young mothers and bitches just pull their shit out anywhere baby wants. These are the same bitches that you had to take on 10 dates just to get a blowjob from, now that they have a baby they think it’s cool to show the tit cuz it’s no longer a sexual object, it’s a tool. I just want to say that I am down with that thinkin, cuz I don’t care how bitch views her own titties as long as I get them. I don’t mind seeing a little mouth and hand on it, I just pretend she’s got REALLY huge tits. That may have made sense and I am not re-reading it cuz i got places to be.

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These pics landed in my inbox, I don’t really do the whole nipple slip thing anymore and I try to leave it for the virgin webmasters, but this is no ordinary nip slip, this is funny cuz this fucking kid is hungry and it knows where to find lunch….I was walking around yesterday for an hour and saw at least 3 new moms feeding their kids. It’s the year of young mothers and bitches just pull their shit out anywhere baby wants. These are the same bitches that you had to take on 10 dates just to get a blowjob from, now that they have a baby they think it’s cool to show the tit cuz it’s no longer a sexual object, it’s a tool. I just want to say that I am down with that thinkin, cuz I don’t care how bitch views her own titties as long as I get them. I don’t mind seeing a little mouth and hand on it, I just pretend she’s got REALLY huge tits. That may have made sense and I am not re-reading it cuz i got places to be.

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I have a friend who gets mad at me everytime I don’t update to her standards. I get hate mail, phone calls, and instant messages about how useless I am. This bitch goes fucking crazy on me, yelling at me and telling me that I am last week’s kitchen garbage. She decided to help me gather pictures for the site, because she understands that I have a drinking problem and cares about me. She just wants to see this site work.

I just wanted to say that I care about her too and know that one day she will make a man very lucky. I hope that when she does I can get her pregnant over the phone and she can lie to her man – pretending it’s his. That’s the kind of team we are. Cuddles.

Here’s the Mega Picture Post:

Anne Hathaway was Naked in Havoc and Brokeback:

Brad Pitt Riding a Motorbike Cuz Angelina’s Box is Sore:

Brittany Murphy at an Event With Wedding Ring and Tits

Michael Douglas Gets a Diploma and a Mexican Wife

Claire Danes is Boring

Faith Hill and the STDs

Halle Berry More White than Chocolate (milk)? Discuss:

Jake Gyllenhaal – Brokeback Mountain the Bicycle Years

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I found out the story behind these two. The real story is that when Nemcova was in her Eastern European/Russian hometown she was Human Trafficked. They sent her to America where some sleazy pervert pimped her out to all the highest bidders until James Blunt’s uncle found her, saved her and help make her into the successful model she is today. Money will never make her forget what went on in the brothels, but she does know how she owes her life to the Blunt uncle and to repay him, she’s decided to date him. Rumor also has it the Blunt was responsible for the Tsunami that killed her ex bf, but that’s just a rumor. This is a stupid fucking post and I hate myself for writing it so it ends right here…

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The Olsen twins have changed our society, I am sure eating disorders are more popular today than they were 10 years ago….but not for everyone, today I saw some fat slut in spandex behind me buying lunch. This is what she bought:

1 can of Beef Stew
1 Quart of Milk
1 Cookie
1 bag of chips
1 massive ice cream sandwich

Based on her ass, she won’t be throwing that lunch up, she’s saving it there in the event the famine hits before she dies of heart disease.

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The Olsen twins have changed our society, I am sure eating disorders are more popular today than they were 10 years ago….but not for everyone, today I saw some fat slut in spandex behind me buying lunch. This is what she bought:

1 can of Beef Stew
1 Quart of Milk
1 Cookie
1 bag of chips
1 massive ice cream sandwich

Based on her ass, she won’t be throwing that lunch up, she’s saving it there in the event the famine hits before she dies of heart disease.

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I am a fat man, but not a real fat man, a fat man who became fat through self destruction booze, cigarettes and diet not a fat man who just ate a lot of chocolate growing up and who has always been fat. In being a fat man, I have been in situations with other fat men, the kind who are fat from eating a lot of chocolate growing up. These fat men are the ones who smell like cum and love porno. They are the fat men who rock jogging pants and shirts covered in mustard. They are the guys who have never seen a pussy for free, but has fucked a different street whore every fucking week. These guys have no confidence and hate themselves.

When a girl shows them the time of day they get hooked. They go and and get their stomach stapled and drop all the weight, but remain hooked on the girl they attribute to saving their life. Instead of moving on to all the fucking amazing girls you could be slamming, you stick with the whore who fucked you when you were fat and wouldn’t even fuck yourself. She took the time to love you even when you hated yourself kinda thing. I wonder what kind of fat guy DJ AM is as he follows his slut of an ex-fiance around like he was one of her cunty lap dogs…

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So I was looking for a Law Suit and my name FINALLY came up in one. I hope Victoria Silvstedt bankrupts me, a man who has already given up on life, while her billionaire 4 ft 9 Greek shipping tycoon continues to eat her out on the motherfucking pier. I hate these self righteous cunts who think we are in the wrong for posting their pics while we all know if she had any fucking class and kept her pussy in her fucking pants there’d be no fucking issue here.

The only reason I post these pics is cuz she exposes herself in public…whore.

N/REF. VICTORIA SILVSTEDT – INTERNET

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to you on behalf of my client, Mrs. Victoria Silvstedt.

I have been informed by Mrs. Victoria Silvstedt that a series of pictures of her are available on the Internet. These pictures are described in the report made by the Software Defence Agency (first page of which being attached hereto) and are listed hereafter as located at the following addresses:

These pictures have been taken without any authorization and against the will of my Client.

My Client did not give any authorization to exploit her image and these pictures to the following Internet site:

As the above mentioned pictures are available on the French territory, French law may apply in this matter (article 46 of the French New Code of Civil Procedure).

My Client wishes to have her private life and her image strictly respected in accordance with the terms and provisions of Article 9 of the French Civil Code which states: “Everyone has the right his/her private life being respected. Without prejudice to compensation for injury suffered, the court may prescribe any measures, such as sequestration, seizure and others, appropriate to prevent or put an end to an invasion of personal privacy; in case of emergency those measures may be provided for by interim order�.

As a consequence, I instruct you to remove from your website(s) the above listed illicit material or disable access to it from your Internet server:

Failing that, my Client has given me very strict instructions to bring this case before the appropriate jurisdiction and to take against you all the measures necessary to protect her rights.

You should therefore consider the present letter as a formal notice.

According to the regulations of my profession, you are not obliged to answer me directly; in that case, your usual attorney to whom you will have addressed the present formal notice can contact me at my practice.

Sincerely Yours,

Axelle SCHMITZ

In honor of all things useless, here are pics of Kimmy Stewart and her new implants.

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