So I decided it was time for me to give back to the community by reaching out and getting myself a couple prison pen pals. I figure that leaving my house takes too much fucking effort and people with a criminal record are more interesting to interact with than drunk college bitches with tight bodies and a coke habit. I am more interested in sex offenders, crack addicts and muderers. I went on a quest to find an inmate to write to and all I hooked up was this bitch named Canary.I doubt Canary is her real name, they probably just call her that cuz she’s dyes her pussy yellow or maybe cuz that was her stripper name but that’s just an assumption right now, I am sure I’ll find out more when this bitch writes me back.
Remember the good thing about inmates is that they are dying for cock, and when someone is dying for cock and has baggage, like a major felony, they are usually pretty easy to “bed”. So all you lonely guys out there get on this train and write inmate bitches with big tits a motherfucking letter, it will change your life. If you want you can even write to Canary, but be sure to send us an update.
Hi there, gentlemen! I’d like to introduce myself to you. My name is Cynthia Canary, and I’m currently incarcerated in Valley State Prison for Women. I am an attractive woman, who is 5’6 and 135 pounds. I have long brown hair, hazel eyes and 36 “D” breasts. I am very lonely and looking for a partner, friend, confidant to help me finish up my time and maybe come home to. I am caring, attentive, loving, happy-go-lucky, very sensual and seductive (even a little freaky with the right man). I enjoy life and want to live it to the fullest. My hobbies include art, poetry and cooking. I also enjoy music, reading, traveling, nature, riding, sailing and swimming. I exercise, walk daily, and stay in shape. I am looking for the man of my dreams – someone willing to stick with me and help me walk through this bad dream into the sunshine of a brand new day. Could you be him? Write and lets find out. I will answer all letters. I hope to hear from you soon…
Prisoner Number: W-39926
CCWF
P. O. Box 1508 (506-15-4L)
Chowchilla, CA 93610-1508
Hometown: Manhattan Beach
Will relocate: Yes
Will write to international pen pals: No
In prison for: Narcotics
Will get out: Appeal Pending
Height: 5’6 / Weight: 135 / Birthdate: 1960-05-26
Hair: Brown / Eyes: Hazel / Ethnicity: Caucasian
Sex: Female / Sexual Preference: Straight / Marital Status: Single
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Pre-pubescent tits are nature’s way of telling us that a girl is almost ready to get knocked up like the dirty cunt that is carrying her dad’s bastard baby, but this post isn’t about 12 year old boobies or bastard babies, it’s about the fact that this girl has a higher t-count (that’s testosterone, motherfucker) meaning not only is her clit going to be the size of a 2 year old’s penis when she is older, but also that I am build like a woman. The doctor claims that’s the reason I can’t get hard and they have shots to fix that shit, but I got too much pride to admit I am estrogen filled. I guess the interesting thing about all this is that in a few years this girl will be eating pussy, wearing leather vests and shaving her head while lookin for donor sperm to get her bitch knocked up so that they can live a normal lesbian life with a normal lesbian baby, just like Rosie O’Donnel did. Take this shit in, this is what a bull dyke looks like at 12. Can I get sued for this shit? Not if I say cuddles. CUDDLES.
