So, I, like many people, have a slightly more than passing interest in one Lindsay Lohan. I don’t know why, but it may have something to do with her breasts.

These pictures, however, will definitely add a new dimension to most male fantasies regarding our lovely Lindsay.

So, the question is, does she, or doesn’t she? Maybe Wilmer knows… pics after the jump.

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Suzanne Somers is an icon to low class obese women everywhere. She has figured out the way to market to these lonely, helpless people through the power of “Capitalizing on Insecurity”. She used her d-list celebrity status to make millions off the fat chicks with social lives that consist of watching the Home Shopping Channel. We figured this would be a great place to find some entertaining commentary by the trash who buy her smut. We were right, although I was expecting a hell of a lot more than what I got….

Funny story: The first girl I ever dated had hideous thighs, she was built like a bus driver, with legs as thick as a lamp post, the kind you see on the highway. Everytime I went down on her, bitch would pull some head crushing grip, as much as I liked choking on her muff, I felt that resolution was in order. I purchased the thighmaster, gave it to her for Valentines Day, and she dumped me.

That’s the end of my story, testimonial and link – after the jump ….

Suzanne’s got a flamer, flaming in a little pink dress…he looks so pretty

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:0
SUSANNE’S D CUP BREST!!!!!

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THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, AREN’T THEY?

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:15
Susanne’s Measurement

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I LOVE WHEN SHE TELLS US HOW MANY “INCHES” HER PRODUCTS ARE!

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:24
SUZANNE SHOULD MAKE MEN’S PAJAMAS THAT GRIPS THE…

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THEN I COULD SHOW SOME REAL SOMER “SIZE”!!!

You don’t have to use a condom with this girl…

kdion03 Posted – 16 August 2004 11:7
29 years old and no period??
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I am 29 years old and overweight. I don’t
get a period every month. In fact, I could go 6-8 months without a period, unless I take Provera to “jump start” me. Am I to young to be on bio identical hormones and if so, would it help regulate me rather than taking Provera. Also, is Provera considered to be bad for my health?
Thank you!
Kim

It’s cold, I don’t have a bra…no worries…

oklahomagirl Posted – 26 March 2004 11:0
Inverted Nipples

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Has anyone had successful treatment for inverted nipples?

they used to be normal but have become inverted and it is embarrassing. I have found some info on the web. And was wondering if anyone had tried anything that worked.

Everyone loves Jesus, especially when we live in a trailer…

katiepup Posted – 16 September 2003 9:47
Christian’s gather here! Jesus loves you!
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Well, here we go…another great opportunity to gather and share with fellow lovers of the Lord!
I pray this thread will be a blessing to fellow Christian Somersizers as well as to sincere seekers of the Truth!
May God bless our efforst to follow in His path and this great WOE!
How is everyone doing? Looking forward to hearing good reports as well as prayer requests and just general encouragment!
God bless!

With God all things are possible.

Why making a pet purchasing decision, ask Suzanne, she know’s what’s up…

Kris Jordan Posted – 22 February 2004 10:17
Considering Buying a Hamster

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Hi – Anyone have one? Had one? Here are my questions before buying one for each kids room:
1. How much do they smell?

2. How often must the cages be cleaned?

3. How messy does the area around the outside of the cage get?

4. Would you recommend them as a good indoor pet?

5. Are they safe?

Thanks!

Kris

Visit her offical site here

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When I was in jail, I never saw any of this type of shit. So I don’t know what these people are talking about. I have a feeling they are just closet case business men, who have a nice wife and kid at home, a mini-van and a 2 car garage. I have a feeling that this is just their dirty little fantasies, something that gives them a little homosexual flavor without having to actually admit to themselves that they are poofters…you know what I am saying. These are the kind of guys who go to gay bath houses late at night and let gay men stick it to them, but they aren’t gay…..or these are actually prison rape victims, in that case, very disturbing shit goes down in lockdown.

Some quotes and a link to the site after the jump – this shit is hardcore and not for the faint of heart…

Imagine if you will showering where homosexual act routinely occur as male and female guards watch with enjoyment. Then, one day your grabbed by several men, beaten and gang raped

Imagine if you will being awakened by a psycho-sexual killer running into your cell and placing a pad lock on the door and starts strangling you, despite the kicks and punches against him, his strength and rage is unbelievable so you “play dead” and he then pulls your underwear off and starts to suck on, what he believes is a corpse when the guards approach, yelling for him to stop. The pad lock is jammed so they have to run to the Control Center to get authorization to bring bolt cutters in, all the while he starts pounding on your body.

Dennis Robert Lucey 171610
1727 West Bluewater Hwy.
Ionia, Michigan 48846

Even women get raped…

After coming to his office upon request the sexual assaults started to take place. I was ordered to perform oral sex on him as well as having sex with him right in his office in unit g

-Geneva Bell

Rape is a weapon of Harm….

My rape took place very shortly after arriving at a county jail. It took place in a shower with no staff around. I was a pre-trial detainee at the time. I had never been in a jail before and I had come in with an injury to my side so I was not expecting it. The rape resulted in a life-long disease – Herpes II

-Johnny

A threeway rape got this dude hard….

The first time I went to jail I was 18 years old. I had gone AWOL from the navy, was living with 3 prostitutes, and befriended an older Marine. The Marine and I decided to pull an armed robbery of a small convenience store

The first night I was approached by 3 men. Two of them were about my size and the third was about 20 pounds and 6 inches smaller. They asked who I was and what I was in for. I told them and then one of them asked if I had ever been fucked. I said “no and I wasn’t planning on it “he said “we’re going to fuck you”. l was filled with fear like I had never felt before.

When I woke I was on my stomach, my pants had been pulled off, my legs were spread wide apart with one guy sitting on each leg and the other guy laying on my back. The guy on top was slapping me awake and said I want you to feel this. He proceeded to drive his cock deep into my butt. I had never felt such pain and tried to get away. They held me in such a way I knew they had done this to someone before. He fucked me for what seemed like forever and then came in me. Then he switched places with another one, and all three raped me.

After shaving they told me I was going to give them all head. I didn’t want to and resisted. I said “please don’t make me do this. I couldn’t imagine sucking a mans cock!! I was slapped and my head was forced down to the first guys cock by my hair. I started sucking his cock and he gave me instructions on how to suck it. He grabbed me by the hair and forced his cock down my throat when he came. I thought he was going to gag me to death and I puked on the floor after he let go.

This time they told me to take off my pants. I was given Vaseline and told to lay on my stomach and put some on my butt. I did what I was told. This time they told me to help by pushing like I was taking a shit as he pushed his cock in my ass. It made it allot easier as he took his time working it in making it less painful. It was still uncomfortable and I felt like I had to take a shit while he was in me. This time he fucked me like he would probably fuck a woman and it wasn’t near as bad as the first time. The second guy fucked me about the same way while the third had me give him head at the same time. Their was nothing pleasurable about it yet I was perplexed about getting a hard on. I was afraid about it because I thought they would beat me if they saw it. I also wondered if I could be homosexual. That really bothered me!

I would be woken up at different times of the night and asked to perform sex. I would just do it rather then risk being beaten. The men began to treat me gently and after a week or so they started letting me play cards with them and gave me candy bars and stuff. Before that I was ostracized, no one talked to me nor would they eat with me.

– David, California

For more testimonial/rape essays follow this link….(WTFPeople.com)

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I know that when I get with a woman, I really need her to be tied up or in any type of restraint possible. That’s not because it’s the only way I get off, but it is the only way I can get off. See girls don’t really like me all that much…They think I am weird, so I give them a real reason to think I am crazy…I strap them down.

I am just teasing, I am so not into bondage in any , but I do get a kick out of seeing how weird fetishes can get.

These leg braces are $450….a great deal if it’s the only way you can get hard.

Pervert.

More after the jump…

these particular restrictive devices are the actual leg braces used for incarceration of ‘alleged’ criminals! The concept is an ingenious one of keeping the …er… prisoner from being able walk freely and the hinge at the knee can be locked so while in a seated position, they cannot stand up! They are made with highest quality of steel and nylon straps and the ankle strap is heavy duty leather! It even comes in its own carrying case! They have the exclusive “L-100” locking feature at the ankle, so you can be sure your “patient” won’t be getting out of these braces! And remember… they can be worn under clothing, so no one will notice… except that for some reason, your dear companion seems to be sitting or standing very still…hhhmmm…

These are the same leg braces used for keep prisoners form being able to walk, stand or sit on their own. Severe medical brace bondage at its finest quality! This is the complete kit including the left leg brace and the right leg brace and carrying case. These braces are made of metal 27â€? long with 2â€? wide nylon straps from the thigh to below the knee and then a 1 1/4â€? leather strap for the ankle. There is a locking hinge at the knee joint for standing or sitting, of course, that’s only if you allow it!! What a concept! Have you a need to keep an unruly patient or sub under that kind of control!? By the way, they aren’t noticeable under certain types of clothing… Wow! what fun that could be!

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Straight from a place that cokeheads, hipsters and computer geeks alike call home, Gawker.com, comes the nipple of Melania Knauss…Now Melania Knauss is obviously a good looking woman, who dates men strictly for their personalities and not their lavish lifestyles. But when her marriage collapses with Trump, she will be worth a round or two or three. There is something that really gets me going when I think about places Donald’s penis has been. Rich, powerful guys usually have freaky fetishes…Ivanka baby, I am talking to you….okay, I know the incest jokes get old, but what if I told you that I had an insider, and that I wasn’t joking…

what would you think then…freakshow.

Pics of Ivanka after the jump….

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Straight from a place that cokeheads, hipsters and computer geeks alike call home, Gawker.com, comes the nipple of Melania Knauss…Now Melania Knauss is obviously a good looking woman, who dates men strictly for their personalities and not their lavish lifestyles. But when her marriage collapses with Trump, she will be worth a round or two or three. There is something that really gets me going when I think about places Donald’s penis has been. Rich, powerful guys usually have freaky fetishes…Ivanka baby, I am talking to you….okay, I know the incest jokes get old, but what if I told you that I had an insider, and that I wasn’t joking…

what would you think then…freakshow.

Pics of Ivanka after the jump….

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Britney Spears was spotted using a public washroom. I guess the whole image of someone like Britney using a public
bathroom is hilarious considering she could probably afford to make her very own bathroom anywhere she wanted.
She could even afford a gold-plated colostomy bag that Kevin is forced to change twice a day to earn his keep.

Point of the post is when I was down on my luck, living in a 1 room shit hole with a clogged toilet that I couldn’t afford to fix.
I used to go to the local gas station. The shit I found was incredible, used condoms, shit smeared on the walls and my favorite…used tampons.

I think Britney was just feeling a little homesick…that’s all. Give the girl a break, let her shit in peace.

Nothing after the jump…but check out the foot herpes(Stereogum)

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Britney Spears was spotted using a public washroom. I guess the whole image of someone like Britney using a public
bathroom is hilarious considering she could probably afford to make her very own bathroom anywhere she wanted.
She could even afford a gold-plated colostomy bag that Kevin is forced to change twice a day to earn his keep.

Point of the post is when I was down on my luck, living in a 1 room shit hole with a clogged toilet that I couldn’t afford to fix.
I used to go to the local gas station. The shit I found was incredible, used condoms, shit smeared on the walls and my favorite…used tampons.

I think Britney was just feeling a little homesick…that’s all. Give the girl a break, let her shit in peace.

Nothing after the jump…but check out the foot herpes(Stereogum)

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This site covers the history of the Jews from the begininng, the real begininning in 1741 BCE when “Abraham began his long journey from Haran to Canaan.” The whole site was compilled by Eli Birnbaum, if you are bored you can email him click here.

Highlights:

306 A.D. “One of the earliest Christian councils the Council of Elvira decreed that intermarriage and social intercourse with Jews were forbidden”.

325 A.D. the council OF NICEA forbade Jews to own Christian slaves or convert pagans to Judaism.

576 Paris (Gaul) “During a procession, a recent convert was drenched with rancid oil by a former co-religionist”

692 TRULAN ECUMENICAL COUNCIL (Italy), it intensified the Eastern Church’s segregation of the Jews. Clergymen were forbidden, on pain of excommunication, to bathe in public baths with Jews, employ a Jewish doctor or socialize with Jews.

1201 WORMS (Germany) “Jews took up arms to fight alongside the city’s non-Jewish residents against an attack. At that time Jews were still permitted to bear arms in various cities in Germany, although this privilege would soon be abolished”.

1505 CESKE BUDEJOVICE (Czechoslovakia) Ten Jews were tortured and killed after being accused by a local shepherd of killing a local girl. Years later, on his deathbed, the shepherd confessed he made up the whole story.
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After all the negative feedback we got for objectifying woman from some fat bitch with a menstrual cup, I decided to post the negative effects of sites like ours, and the whole media world for that matter. It’s called aorexia, and it is something that happens to girls who don’t want to be fat, and in their quest to be skinny, become obsessive with skinny, and don’t eat any food until they look like skeletons, their reproductive organs fall out of their bodies, and they die a lonely death, but at least they aren’t fat, and they are definitely a cheap date, which is always nice in this high maintenance world. You know how we feel about fat girls, they make us sick, stop eating donuts bitch….

This shit isn’t porno, it’s fucking ethiopian, and no matter how much I objectify women (which I don’t), I don’t advocate becoming a skeleton, because seriously girl, we like boobies and you don’t got none….

I lost the full gallery, they switched the link on me and turned it into spyware – fuckers..

More pics and links after the jump…

But here is the site it is from and some preview galleries for you to get off to..sick-o

SexyAnorexic.com

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