The ocean is a pretty scary place.

It is where all the ancient aliens live…

It houses weird looking animals that we just accept as normal…

It is probably the least explored part of the earth because being that deep is not that feasible…

It is responsible for Bethany Hamilton, the one armed surfer, to have a successful career, because everyone loves one armed surfers overcoming all obstacles thanks to the power of jesus…

We pretend we know what is going on….without really knowing what is going on…cuz we are human and it is easier that way…keep telling ourselves we’re the highest of the species on this earth, until a diver almost gets eaten by a fucking whale…

Crazy video.

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If you read the site than you know I love dogs…I try to raise money to help them…it’s my cause…so seeing this dog freak the fuck out when his owner comes back from a 6 month tour in the army…makes me pretty fucking happy…I mean this is more than just a “hey feed me buddy” situation, this is a real fucking connection that blows my mind…it’s way better than my weird neighbor who’s connection with her dog involves peanut butter…

And here’s another one…that’s a little creepier…because of the narrator…sounds like some kind of serious pervert…or child molester weirdo…making one of the weirdest videos ever….

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Hey, remember that time I was drunk and got a 300 dollar ticket for peeing in public and resisting arrest….it happened at least 3 times over the course of my drinking career, and I always would fight back saying how peeing a natural thing and sometimes you just can’t control when and where you do it, like EMILY RATATATATAJKOWSKI …it’s like dude I had to pee, there was no bathroom, I chose this tree…and boom, ticket…assholes..

But like all cops abusing their power, this guy took a pee in public, got busted by a camera, but unlike me and all the other drunk people, didn’t get in trouble of it…this is police corruption at its worst, not them being in the drug trade shit, but this peeing in public shit…the worst.

I hope they fire him.

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I don’t know why I blame Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman for this…

And to think I was stupid enough to think Chuck E. Cheese was a fine dining experience where classy dignified people gather to discuss politics and world events over a game of lawn bowling…you know with culinary masterpieces crafted by the finest chefs, served on the most expensive of China…well it turns out it’s ghetto as fuck…

For some reason watching the parents of future criminals throw down gives me joy. I think I need to start donating sperm, and not by throwing it at random bitches, but through an agency to bring as many people in this world…a world that is clearly going to hell in one big greasy horrible mess.

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I am not posting this video because it is erotic, if you can masturbate to it, and I know at least one of you can, and probably has, you’re officially a fucking werido, but I still accept you, I just won’t invite you over for tea.

I am not posting this video because it is gruesome or violent or really worth watching.

I am posting this video, because seeing the coach throw his glasses like a girl before throwing down, for some reason, is really fucking funny to me…

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The best way to start the day, at least today…according to me, which isn’t saying much because I give the worst advice ever, and more importantly, I don’t really think things through, because if I did, I’d know that better ways to start the day include but aren’t limited to having sex, staring at tits, being on a beach, counting your money if you’re rich, cheating on your wife if you’re married, hearing someone you hate died, or is injured, or has had something bad happen to them..or better…finding out your gf had a miscarriage if she’s pregnant…so if I think about it, this is not the best way to start the day, but it’s nice to see store owners get their way with robbers….via a baseball bat…cuz let’s face it…the robbers deserve worse for fucking up the streets and makin’ them unsafe…

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This is hilarious…

I mean probably not to the republican readers who will automatically think this is a liberal ploy to show the world just how insensitive the far right media is…they hate liberals so much they throw balls at their babies…because they know that baby is a Youtube Star and despite Youtube being owned by Google and just as corrupt as all American big business…but features millions of gay friendly, abortion friendly, liberal views…making it the devil to Christian society…

Either way, I laughed..

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This is must be a joke, a well executed joke, that needs to go Viral…I mean it is the best thing on the internet today…the dude went to the trouble of buying himself a doll from the internet to make this happen..that is commitment to the cause…maybe even too much commitment to the cause…making the staged just as fucking creepy and that in itself got a lot of LOLZ from me…

This is the internet, and there is always that possibility that it’s not staged…which makes it even better….Enjoy…

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So many fetishes happening in one video, I think my head may have just exploded…no wait that’s just a boner….it’s got asians, girls, fighting, cops…it’s just hot on so many levels…

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This video made me laugh, even though I don’t believe in laughter, I think it is the route of all evil and a government conspiracy to try to distract us from the real corruption and control they have over us, you know dumb us down with drugs and comedy….but maybe I look into things too much.

You see it is of a man trying to save a bird and his little dog coming to help in what I assume ends badly for the bird…and despite not wishing death on any living thing, even the ones I eat like a hypocrite..this made me laugh…

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