You know the band that white people like is legitimately the coolest shit out there, you know so hipster and underground, so fashion forward when people like this sing it…you know nothing like a fat woman in a Hawaiian shirt in her 50s and her husband in his cubano hat…so hip…

I guess we know why they wear masks at their concerts, they don’t want us to know the truth..

That said, all you trend followers are fucking idiots. Nothing is cool. Deal with it.

I bet they play a mean Stayin Alive, or Grease Theme Song, or Sweet Caroline…what the fuck.

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This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes…

Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.

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Here’s an inspiring story that is perfectly suited for all you drunk, bikini wearing, Fourth of July celebrators….

BRAZORIA COUNTY, TX — Two women had the inside of their crotches searched on the side of the highway, thanks to the dutiful enforcement of tyrannical drug prohibition laws.

Officers pulled the women over for speeding on their way home from the beach. Of course, traffic stops are just the excuse a good enforcer needs to begin fishing for reasons to throw people in cages.

After finding a small amount of forbidden plants in the vehicle, officers weren’t satisfied. They wanted more. The two women, dressed only in bikinis, were told they were going to get an internal body cavity search.

“Are you serious,” Brandy Hamilton asked the trooper.

“If you hid something in there, we’re going to find it,” said the trooper.

“You’re going to go up my private parts?!” Hamilton said. “You are going to stick your fingers in my stuff”

“Yes ma’am.”

The women say that the same glove was used to violate all of their orifices.

From being pulled over for speeding….to the trooper smelling weed…to a full cavity search…with the same gloves…sounds like the opening scene of a porn movie…I mean friends who bikini together, and smoke weed together, should be be violated together with the same glove…even though I figure at that point..you might as well do the cavity search with your tongue. I know I would.

The fact weed is illegal is just insane to me…the fact cops are corrupt assholes who abuse their authority..and finger bang chicks while pretending to search for weed, is just the way it is…

I mean aren’t there real crimes to be chasing down? I don’t know she kinda looks like she likes it…

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This one may be old, but I think it represents all that is good about America, and I have a feeling it relates more to the 90s percent, you know the Walmart shoppers, more than it does to the 10 percent white rich folk who would never be caught dead on the side of the street tweaking in a bucket, I mean that was until today, because rumour has it, it’s gonna be the premise of Miley’s next music video…

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Apparently, this anesthesiologist from Russia was on a 36 hour shift. He was checking up on some post-surgery when this patient started running his mouth off.

Instead of sucking it up and knocking the patient out with meds, you know “accidentally” giving him too much to survive, he punched the guy in the face and chest, which to me is better than killing him, but still funny, because doctors aren’t supposed to do that…not even in Russia, where the men are stronger and can handle this kind of thing…or not…because apparently the patient died after this….I guess punching someone in the chest right after bypass surgery isn’t good for them…

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The story goes like this, this 74 year old women was asked to leave, she didn’t get up as fast as the cop wanted to her, so they arrested her, because like 74 year old women, she was a total threat to these Texas cops…I mean she could bake him cookies that make him fatter and knit him a sweater all his friends laugh at…I mean she’s 74 fucking years old asshole.

Here’s the cop’s statement:

She attempted to resist by grabbing the chair, not standing, and pulling back from me. We broke her hold of the chair and got her up and as I escorted her up the gallery steps Trooper Hall released her. I was escorting her by the arm up the steps by myself and she continued to try and pull away from me. At the top of the stairs, she spun and slapped my face with her open hand and told me to let her go. The intentional slap to the face by Northington was offensive and I was currently wearing a State Trooper uniform…At this point i spun her around and
proceeded to handcuff her for the assault. While trying to handcuff her she continued to resist by pulling her arms and attempted to twist away from me…Ms. Northington was transported to Travis County SO without further incident..

Ridiculous….

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I never trust stupid beach activities usually run by retards, but I am not the norm. Most people blindly jump into things…like these teens who got detached from the boat and slammed into a building.

I was going to say if you’re in Florida, worst things could happen than your parasail detaches from the boat and slams you into a building, like the fact that you are in Florida …

I mean there’s a reason why the trailer park ceilings are too low to hang yourself …and more importantly why meth is so popular there.

But the story isn’t funny, the girls are teens from Indiana, they have critical injuries and they are fighting for their lives, all because a stupid activity that was meant to be fun.

Apparently, they need money for their Medical expenses, I don’t know if this is a legit page or not, so be careful whenever sending money on the internet…but if you want to help the girls out DONATE HERE

I am a modern day saint. I like using my internet powers for good not evil.

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I don’t know the story behind this video, but I know it is amazing.

Part of me assumes it may be staged…but then I realize she’s a chick, and well chicks are fucking nuts, especially when you have sex with them.

From what I see, the dude rejects a woman, she comes back to have the last word, he calls her son a mutant, she attacks him, and he throws her in the pool…before she starts dismantling the fence, throwing a fucking tantrum, and another dude comes and throws her in the pool.

She gets arrested, then dude starts yelling at the cops about not doing their job, cuz he’s an idiot, and if you wanted that overview, you could have just watched the fucking video.

What it comes down to is that girls are insane, any straight dude knows that, and I actually appreciate her passion….

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I have no idea what is going on here, but it seems like the guy in the helmet was trying to rob a store, and someone tries to stop him, setting him off and leading to a fist fight, that ends with the entire store, or maybe just the entire family of the store owner who has his whole immigrant life invested in the store and a robbery is a personal insult to their people and that’s why they jump in a help…using random objects and the whole thing is pretty funny….

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