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2020

18

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…but On/Offs aren’t just for Christmas, if anything there’s only a few Christmas themed On/Offs because I guess these bitches who want you to see them clothed and unclothed in the same picture lack the HOLIDAY spirit, even though I am sure a bunch of them are begging their fans to send them money for their hard work selling nude selfies…since it is the season of giving, but I don’t fuck with any of that…I am a FREE PORN kind of guy…I don’t think the capitalist approach to porn is one I am interested in…and I’ve never paid for porn, not even in the DVD era, I mean I may have rented porn a few times in the 90s, but that’s hardly paying for porn…

I also don’t consider sex work to be a real work, even if EVERYONE is on it cuz it is trendy….I think all these girls are chasing likes and follows and thus SHOULD be giving that content away from FREE, like they have since the inception of social media…where girls got rich as fuck just being sluts for free…make the corporations pay them, not the loser end consumer trying to jack off…

But I will say, in trying to build up their fanbase to sell shit like their dirty panties to, they do some creative enough shit, even if it’s not that creative to partake in a trending challenge 1000s of girls do, some daily…it’s creative enough because I want to see the clothed version vs the naked version….which is why On/Offs are so great…

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2020

18

Dec

Ariana Grande Lingerie of the Day

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Ariana Grande is in what I’ll assume is some Christmas themed lingerie, because the young child star turned singing sensation that triggers terrorist attacks that gets her fans killed because she sucks so much….she also triggers boyfriends to kill themselves through drug overdoses…RIP Mac Miller…and she also triggers drowning deaths of Glee Star Naya Rivera who she stole rapper Big Sean from…causing Trauma…then there’s the whole American donut shop scandal she apologized for so it went away…where she licked a donut and called American’s disgusting despite America giving her that life she’s got….all while being a midget who rocks the tightest pony tail in town..

I know people want to fuck her and her mini body in heels, so here she is…doing demon shit since she’s the devil…

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2020

18

Dec

Dead from a Butt Lift – Only Fans Girl Joselyn Cano’s Nudes of the Day

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Earlier today I wrote some shit about this Joselyn Cano “influencer’ who was actually just another mangled pig with a fake ass, and basically fake everything, that for whatever reason people think is hot…

She was an OnlyFans girl who they pretended was the Mexican Kim K, only unlike Kim K, she wasn’t doing billion dollar brand deals, but instead was selling pics of her fake ass…in self produced content…so the only thing they really had in common was the fake ass.

Anyway, she died getting surgery, plastic surgery, because girls are fucking idiots who jack themselves up for instagram clout and they look like fucking garbage doing it…but since it is addictive…keep doing it…which is why everyone under the age of 30 look like a variation of this DEAD muppet..

She died for her CAUSE…getting more surgery…and that alone should be a warning to all you idiots that this LOOKS awful…it’s dumb…just be your ugly flat assed fat self…because this muppet shit is vile looking, but vile at its core, because anyone doing this to themselves is a horrible, useless, vapid, superfiial monster, who is insecure and thinks bad surgery makes them hot…even though it’s ugly and just amplifies how ugly a fucking person…which lucky for us is the majority of people…

The best thing about Joselyn Cano is that they live streamed her funeral and they are still uploading her only fans…why give up on that money if it is there and there’s a backlog of it…

WEIRD world out there, ugly girls so insecure that they try to be hot and still look uglier, just clown like ugly, and they die as they try to get hotter…idiotic really.

Based on these picture, it looks like her pussy was murdered years ago…that shit is dead, came back to life on some zombie shit, only to be dead again…all because of a Brazilian Butt Lift in Colombia…fucking loser.

Here’s the live stream of her FUNERAL…idiots amongst us..

This should be a viral stunt, but I think it’s real…she nasty…

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2020

18

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Every week I say the same thing about FULL BACK PANTIES….because I am a FULL BACK PANTY activist….you know thanks to FEMINISM…and an interest in staring at fabric used to catch pussy drippings like it was a roast and you were to make a Christmas gravy out of it….

I think all panties are created equally and I don’t need thongs, or g-strings, which I actually hate, I’ve always hated the way a g-string makes an ass look….to make me think a fat ass is more worthy of being jacked off to..

As a feminist who supports all panties, because FULL BACK PANTIES ARE PANTIES TOO…I like to empower the fullback panty selfies and the women in them…because posting panty pics is still fun content for us perverts to stare at…

So don’t just think FULL BACK PANTIES are for periods…because they are for everyday…and yes there’s not much ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG since they aren’t THONGS…but it’s nice to MIX it up.

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2020

18

Dec

Jojo Christmas Side Boob of the Day

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Jojo had what I would call her breakout year, at least in terms of masturbation purposes, because we discovered that the child star who wasn’t hot as a child star to anyone unless they were only in it because she was underage as those dudes exist you’re probably one of them….

But yeah, she came back a few years ago on instagram, but it wasn’t until this year that she decided to be like other girls on instagram and showcase her big tits…

So from a titty flash “wardrobe malfunction”….that was staged for attention in an IG LIVE and that went viral, to all of a sudden being this white trash from New Hampshire or some shit, who had an otherwise “whatever’ body was born…it’s basically the BABY JESUS STORY but with tits…

Since then, she’s landed a campaign promoting Rihanna’s lingerie and her tits, because she’s got tits…and like any other smart clickbaiter, she’s got a Xmas album now…an easy thing to do…because EVERYONE loves Christmas nd the best way to promote it is with those tits..

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2020

18

Dec

Jane Soul Shakes Ass of the Day

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Jane Soul is a Miami based twerker from Russia…..or a Russian-Like country….you know those interchangeable Eastern European babes that do a better job on instagram than those who weren’t raised by parents who lived through communism….communism that I like to think killed off all the uglies because there quality of Russian models is fucking high…they really performance enhanced that shit better than they did with their Olympic teams…but then again, maybe getting paid more than a Doctor back home for twerking is enough of a motivator for the hottest girls of Russia to go down that career path…I don’t know, I’m not a Russian Guidance Counsellor telling these girls how to live their lives…I just consume their content and like it…

Apparently, she tried to get famous from singing and was laughed off an American Idol audition where she went back to the drawing board and realized she could just shake her ass on the interent and get paid….so she sells these epic twerk videos to her audience into twerking…you know for it’s artistic merit…and you gotta support good art when you find it…

This was posted to her instagram where you can see what a twerker, famous for twerking, ass looks like..

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2020

18

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Momcest of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some rich kid raised in Hollywood, or the more luxurious parts of LA that aren’t Hollywood, since Hollywood is a cesspool of homeless people and those who didn’t actually make it in Hollywood, which this bitch’s family has made it in Hollywood so they can move out to some other area with other trashy people who made it in Hollywood, and live out their dreams of having relevance or importance on social media because their mom or dad was famous…

Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site personally, pretending to be her agent, asking me to remove her slutty content that she produces like every other girl her age, because she doesn’t find it funny to be made fun of…or doesn’t know how the internet outside of social media works…I don’t know…I guess I’m not saying anything funny here…even though the site started out as a comedy site…OOOPS, my bad…

I don’t hate Charlotte Lawrence or her quest to launch some celebrity / famous / entertainment career…I think she’s a “singer” in an era where you don’t know how to sing as all songs are processed through computers…I actually like that she does slutty content even though everyone is doing slutty content…because I know she doesn’t need to…she’s got rich parents to pay her shit….

Well, she posted a hard nipple, braless pic where you can maybe even see underwear, but who wears underwear unless she’s on her period…which she could be because unlike her mom, KATE FROM DREW CAREY, she’s not menopausal yet..

Speaking of Kate from DREW CAREY, who played the dykey BFF who I guess fucked Drew Carey and remained friends with him on the show, I mean I don’t remember the Drew Carey show, despite watching it….we didn’t have cable and there were 4 channels to choose from…this was pre-internet when TV shows made people STUPID rich…

Well, it looks like KATE, spend some of that money, those residuals on jacking up her face…she’s got some weird cheek implant while looking like the cat-like muppets…but some mother daughter slut love, you know since Kate got famous when you had to be a slut, just a behind the scenes slut, unlike the on social media slut you need to be now…so we can assume the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…and together they are in this mom/daughter fetish content…you know if we were to fantasize a porn out of a selfie..which we do.

God, I write too much.

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2020

18

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt is a trending pose that girls do to show off their asses, or maybe to seem like they have asses, because we all like asses, I mean so much so that girls are jacking up their asses with injections and fat transfers, in efforts to show off those asses, or have the best ass money can buy…

I read some story about a Mexican Influencer labeled the Kim K of Mexico, which you’d think was a dis, but is actually a coveted title these people have, I mean this is likely going on around the world…each country has a trashy jacked up by bad plastic surgery to have this ridiculous looking body that they call the KIM K of their country….but this Mexican one died…so I was interested to see why…you know a dead influencer is a step in the right direction for society…and as I suspected she died getting surgery…plastic surgery…literally dying to look like a muppet ass bitch….

WILD…

Willing to die to be “hotter” on instagram, even though that look is fucking bunk ass…but clearly that’s just my opinion and not the opinion of the masses because she literally died trying to be hotter on IG…when she looked like shit in all the pics I saw of her…

Anyway, being slutty on the internet is what people do now, it’s mainstream, YAY…and Frog Butt is one of the things they do…and this is the week round up of Frog Butts….

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2020

18

Dec

Maddie Ziegler Leggings of the Day

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Girl sold to entertainment industry via a dance show about children who dance which for some reason Hollywood thought to greenlight because it will only appeal to moms that have dance kids of their own…and not to pervert fucking dudes who should be fucking arrested or at least put on a list where they are watched closely….because you can’t ruin the fun or marketing dollars from moms with dancing kids or who are into dancing kids because the wrong kind of dude will be drawn to the show….you know those creeps can’t ruin the stage mom dreams….and I guess didn’t because Maddie Ziegler exists..

She was also the dancer in the weird SIA videos, every last one of them, because SIA is a reality show addict and the dancing show she found Maddie Ziegler on was obviously inspiring enough for her aesthetic….but remember SIA is the kind of woman who adopts 18 year olds…a joke I always had about Russian girls, maybe a joke Woody Allen could relate to….but that SIA in her song writing success was able to pull off…clever pervert SIA…

Now she’s 18 and not nearly as slutty as other 18 year olds, I guess she’s famous and doesn’t need to be, but that doesn’t stop the famous…so it’s just a matter of time when legging pics turn into fishing videos on ONLY FANS…if the money is there for you and when all you care about is clout and money…not thinking about your future self and already exploited by your parents with that whole reality show thing….while ALL OTHER girls your age are doing it…what’s an innocent fisting video to add to the content creation menu she’s got….

We’re not there yet with this one, but she is in leggings, which I guess is a step in the right direction…I mean if everyone else is doing it you’re just being mainstream…and mainstream is now self produced porn…wild times…that Maddie Ziegler should look into getting into…

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2020

18

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s about survival out there and one of the much needed tool for your survival…is the Fishnet..

Sure we’re not being thrown into some survivalist TV shows as some random contestants, and we’re not trying to go off grid to survive the apocalypse, we’ve instead chosen to stay home on the internet staring at tits, pussy, random sluts, porn, streaming movies that suck as hollywood scrambles and declines…because no one has attention spans or cares when they can just watch porn…getting fatter with their take out food…not bothering leaving the house cuz of COVID….this is not a society of survival…it’s a bloated and disgusting society of consumption….just catering to their dopamine responses that are triggered by doing degenerate things..as we’ve all lost any sense of morals or values or decency…

All this to say, fishnets, which would be a good item to take on your “WILD ON” or “INTO THE WILD” adventure…you know to catch fish…but instead is being used by sluts of the internet trying to get jerked off to by the perverts who couldn’t survive if they had to…they could hardly survive if UBER EATS crashed for a weekend…..they’d starve to death…forced to eat their own limbs or some shit..and I’m with you…fuck survival, I prefer looking at things I’d fuck in fishnets…

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