I was supposed to have a college girl from the internet, which means she’s likely a college 50 year old obese man, who may or may not be myself…talking to myself as I do…to meet up with me to get drunk and masturbate for me…you know girls love being watched…it’s trendy and fills that void […]

I think I am going to pretend that I am an overweight woman – pretending to be a misogynist famewhore hunter – because it makes my storyline funnier – and because women can get away with rape jokes, because as women they can just spin it to pretend they’ve been raped…the whole “I’m a racist, […]

step My activity for the weekend is to take discreet selfies of girls in public places, then finding them on social media, and sending it to them…just to let them know I’m there…and that I appreciate them…and that internet is a creepy fucking place… Goodtimes will be had…and you should follow my lead, we’ll start […]

I told a girl I would fuck her. She said she’d only fuck me if she was dead and didn’t have a choice in the matter…to which I said deal….and everyone around me thought I was disgusting…even though she offered it… The funny thing about inclusivity – where we have to embrace everyone’s gender and […]

I like to tell girls that they are my viagra, when staring in their eyes and grabbing myself while licking my licks, as I wait in line for a Starbuck Pumpkin Spice Latte…especially when the girl in front of me, ordering the most obnoxious and pretentious drink you can order, because she’s a spoiled cunt […]

It turns out that I like watching young college girls in their first few weeks of college….wearing their slutty party dresses and leggings…sing Karaoke…mainly drake songs…while dancing around showing their asses and not giving a fuck because they are natural performers, their generation are all natural performers…they perform for their selfies and each other and […]