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2020

27

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

On/Off is a great social experiment of what a bitch looks like in clothes and what a bitch looks like not clothed…which I guess isn’t much of a social experiment but rather a trend that people are clearly very into….we’re a society of flashers and that’s pretty fun when you don’t have to listen to whatever bullshit they are spewing on their social media…which is the number 1 way to ruin a hot pic…let us know about your morals, values, beliefs, politics, etc….let’s keep things to the picture…..but I guess is a social experiment in that if you were to ask a dude if he would prefer a girl clothed to naked, he’d never choose clothed by default….obviously ‘NAKED’….but then with On/Off that all changes….in some cases you’re like, ok, pull those pants back up girl….let’s use the fashion fabric tech for ALL of our holding that shit together needs….but THEN…you still feel fulfilled that you’ve seen her naked…so I guess On/Off Flashers is just great.

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2020

27

Nov

Jordyn Jones Gets Into Christmas Spirt with Booty on a Sink of the Day

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Jordyn Jones was showing her holiday ham while doing another popular pose – “Sink Butt”….where girls prop their asses on their bathroom sinks in front of the mirror. It is an innovative generation. They know how to disrupt the norms and create all these great things to progress us as a species…..works for me cuz it’s slutty.

Jordyn Jones is some child dancer sold by her trashy blue color family to the industry through a reality show then youtube….she’s still white trash but likely rich white trash, no longer in Kalamazoo Michigan where she’s from, but will likely end up looking like she’s from Kalamazoo Michigan when she’s done being rich….easy come easy go…..but for now she’s winning at life….and not stripping the way dancers used to make a living before the internet…which I guess is unfortunate, but now you can stare at her “Sink Butt”.

But she also got into the Christmas Spirit for those of you who jerk off to Christmas because you fucking love it..like me.

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2020

27

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog butts are a pretty effective pose.

I am glad it is one that girls have decided to produce on the regular or at least enough times for it to have its own name…so other girls know it is a thing so that they can jump in on the trend so they don’t miss out on the current trends in being lewd on the internet….you know it’s a business and now a socially acceptable way to get ahead and that’s probably the best advancement in humanity.

Here’s this week’s round-up.

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2020

27

Nov

Peyton Roi List Has a Hot Ass of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is a child star from the Disney empire who has a great ass now that she’s 22.

I am sure I’ve posted on her before, but I don’t remember her being anything eventful, I haven’t seen any of her movies, she doesn’t exist in my world, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how to seduce and media manipulate, she’s Diseny trained and this is some captivating brainwashing tactics….the booty so round…she now exists….boom…that easy to exist.

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2020

27

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a legacy product that you can look at and think that when your grandma wanted to get her fuck on from your Grandfather or the Milk Man, or whoever the fuck’s dick she was putting up inside her in the 1940s-60s, cuz you know granny was a bit of a harlot, she was likely doing it in Fishnets…..

Now, 150 years later, bitches are still wearing Fishnets, shit is timeless…it’s not limited edition sneakers or t-shirts that idiot millennials think are worth something, it’s not high end designer shit, you can get Fishnets at the pharmacy for 5 dollars, but you already know that you cross dressing queer….

So girls…now more than ever….need outfits to properly execute their slutty for social media or wherever they are getting naked….and they are doing it with fishnets….I mean and other things…I mean there are girls who only post butt plug pics….fishnets aren’t for everyone, but fishnets should be for everyone, except maybe fat ladies who look like they are legit caught in the fishnet, and not in a good “trying to find a wife” kind of “surprise sex” way, in a “that’s gross, put on some spanx fatty”..kind of way…

so here’s celebrating girls in Fishnets and the content they create around their fishnets..

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2020

27

Nov

Gideon Adlon Cleavage of the Day

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Gideon Aldon is the 23 year old daughter of the voice of Bobby Hill, yes, her mom is the Voice of Bobby hill and despite that seeming like a stretch in terms of “famous relatives”….the voice of Bobby Hill is likely pretty fucking dialled into the industry, paving the way for her daughter to prosper, since she was likely raised amongst the trash of Hollywood, and entering that scene seemed like a no brainer..I can’t relate…but I can stare at her tits….

She is trending because she’s in the 2020 version of The Craft, so a generation of modern GRUNGE girls can reference that movie like it is their scripture, like the girls in the 90s did, but more importantly, she’s got tits….

I recently watched some perverted NYC high school series with her sister, who also has tits….so I like to think this is a family to watch…if not for their budding young acting careers, then for their tits.

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2020

27

Nov

Alexandra Daddario Nude Bikini of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is a set of tits that are definitely overrated in terms of her acting abilities, but that are still pretty big tits on what seems like a skinny enough frame, and in the world of celebrity or popularity that goes a long way, becasue we are all a bunch of tit loving perverts…

She’s doing a movie with Sydney Sweeney in Maui, hence her bikini pics, which I guess is a movie about big tits….I mean how many big tits are needed to make a movie…clearly a titty fetishist is behind this one…normally there’s just one set of big tits in a movie…this is some battle of the tits…the old vs the new and Daddario is old..

She’s 34, so she’s old as shit, especially since I only heard of her 4-5 years ago after her True Detective titty reveal, where she was nothing impressive as a actor, but acting is a myth that requires no talent, it was more the big tits, not more than the tits, just the tits….and we like tits…you still with me on this?

I saw her in some recent movie and it was so fucking bad….that I realized she must be some rich entitled cunt and as it turns out, she was raised on the Upper East Side, her mom a laywer, her dad the head of NYPD’s terrorism unit, her grandfather was in the House of Representatives for 12 years and she went to school with a bunch of entitled idiots…

So the fact she exists makes sense based on her lack of talent….I just assumed it was because of the tits…but the tits are just bonus…so here she is on the beach…where you can also see some cunt in bikini which is the benefit of light colored bikinis…that’s racist….black bikini lives matter, just less.

Anyway, here’s the rich elitist brat now being a celebrity in a bikini…

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2020

27

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back panties get a lot of negative press. They are on the same level as “the bush”….one of those things that makes no fucking sense, but for whatever reason the capitalist agenda creates some bullshit need to replace everything you own, everything you know, with some new product, it’s keeps consumption up…

They did it with “bush”….created a billion dollar industry of waxes, creams, bleaches, razors, all on this idea that hair is bad…and people ran with it…believed it…without stopping and thinking “hair can be hot, why would hair be gross, it’s a great accessory to a pussy and has never deterred men in the past…but all of a sudden everyone’s a baby pussy faggot who can’t handle hair and girls start scrambling to get waxed… So fucking dumb”….

They did it with a lot of things….and never did a man think full back panties were bad, but all of a sudden they’re called granny panties, panty lines are the devil, etc….so fucking crazy…

Shame girls into thinking comfort is bad,…that they need to replace everything with a thong …crazy.

Clearly, full back panties are still hot, they are panties and clearly girls are realizing it like they realized bush is hot…but people…stop following trends you fucking follower fucks…make up your OWN damn minds…..you loser fucks.

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2020

27

Nov

Girl Teaches How to be Sexy at Supermarket and Other Videos of the Day

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Passenger Survives Car Crash

4 x 4 Antics

Security Guard Caught on Fire

Snow Removal Men Have a bad Day

Drunk Guys Fall Through Elevator Shaft

Mom VS Poisonous Centipede

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2020

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Black Friday is likely still on but don’t eat turkey with your parents, but pile up with idiots to wrestle for a tv, because consumption is key for the economy, but don’t eat turkey with your parents….not that anyone really listens to the rules, but the government definitely wants you to, they’ve been consistent on that don’t be with family message..but inconsistent about everyone else…

To that I say, Let the pussy hang….because that’s what I like to think is important…a pussy that hangs, because all the COVID whining is a waste of time, when we’re really only into distracting ourselves with the pussy….it’s the modern day organized religion..

Speaking of religion, I like to tell people that trying to combat COVID is anti-religious, because religion believes God has a plan and there is no reason for science in that plan, hence the anti-vaccine people, who see it as the mark of the beast, while all the other idiots are lining up eager for the injections, hoping it will get things back…they’ll never come back….government’s never give back liberties they get away with taking….

To that I say, let the pussy hang….because it’s a great distraction.

Here are some morning links…

Trashiest Pig of a Woman is Leaving OnlyFans for her Own Shitty Site that Has Sent me Take Down Notices….but she’s in a Thong
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Hailee Steinfeld in the Kitchen
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David Spade Won Chris Farley’s harley at Auction
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How Disaster Girl Became a Meme
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John Cena Squats 611 LBS
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Kicker Saves Game
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Gallery of Anya Taylor Joy Pics
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Happy Thanksgiving from Kendra Lust
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Why Switzerland Doesn’t Have a Capital
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Stop Motion with a Skateboard
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Tyson Ate Eat off a Roy Jones Jr Cake
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Iggy Azalea’s Fat As in Sweat Pants
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Delilah Hamlin in a Bikini
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FIND THE PERFECT CAM GIRL FOR ALL YOUR CAM GIRL NEEDS IF YOU
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