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2020

04

Nov

Kiernan Shipka Tits of the Day

Kiernan Shipka who was on Mad Men is currently on some Sabrina The Teenage Witch redux that no one needed and that is more on the Riverdale vibe, which makes sense since it was an Archie Comic regular feature and if you buy the rights to one of their characters, might as well buy them all…and turn it into this dark and mysterious David Lynch rip off that makes no sense and not in a 90s “expanding your mind” in a “What did I just watch” kind of way….but rather in a modern day everyone’s a full retard so just make them say words as they go about their dumb useless attempt at a dramatic storyline….not that I’ve seen an episode but I will discount it and say I’m not surprised it is still on TV, you are all retards..

ANYWAY….she’s filming Swimming with Sharks, which I read a few times because I remember, vaguely remember since I don’t remember much, the Kevin Spacey Swimming with Sharks and I am not sure if it’s a redo, or a spin off, clearly it’s an attempt to rid Kevin Spacey, to censor his gay pervert ass out of the show, so that they can pretend it never happened the first time around…or maybe Spacey is in on it…and this is his bing coming out, coming of age, reveal….I don’t fucking know but she’s got bigger tits than I thought.

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2020

04

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a new feature on a Wednesday, but it could be….the idea was to showcase fit girls who consider themselves fit and who like to get down with the workout in a NSFW kind of way…or pose after the workout in a NSFW kind of way because they are all fucking horny and jacked up on testosterone from doing that fitness shit…

I figure fit girls are hotter than fat girls, unless the girl is too fit, in which case she ends up looking like a fucking dude, but some of you are into that, the female body builder fetishists cuz it’s not gay since they were born with a pussy even if their clits are now the size of mini dicks you jerk off as sicking the tip…even though that sounds pretty gay…

Health and wellness motherfuckers, be the best version of yourself, you may need that fitness in the event that you end up having to fight for your life during the actual impending apocalypse…plus it makes for better nude selfies when you’ve gone some tone and tightness…so shout out to the bitches who aren’t too lazy to get fit to be their hottest because they are too lazy to get jobs and selling nudes is easier…some of these girls aren’t even that fit, just self proclaimed fit, because we live amongst delusions!

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2020

04

Nov

Margot Robbie as Geraldine Spice of the Day

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Margot Robbie is a piece of shit celeberity that doesn’t deserve the hype that she’s got as an actress, but Hollywood needs their meal tickets, the stars that can command the big pay day….it’s the WEINSTEIN MODEL of keeping budgets up.

I’ve heard and I’ve said before that they create these celebrities to demand high pay days because the producers can jack up the budget and before even starting the movie they collect their 10% fee, so a 100,000,000 dollar movie means 10,000,000 in pocket before even making the movie…so they use these women, like men use women, to bait people with money to throw money at the project…all a scam…

She was a set of tits on Wolf of Wall Street that went viral, she was hot, and all of a sudden she’s cast for everything, making fortunes when bitch can’t even do a convincing American accent…I mean…it’s all FUCKING lies…

That’s not to say she’s not hot, wasn’t hot, it’s too say that they took some willing to get naked bitch and ruined her by thinking she’s more than that…idiots

This is her GERI SPICE / GINGER SPICE costume for the perverts!

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2020

04

Nov

Carolyn Murphy Shitty Nude of the Day

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I have said it before and I will say it again, voting doesn’t matter. The person who wins is the person who they want to have win and by they I mean whoever is puppet mastering this shit….I know Conspiracies are so crazy but I’ve never trusted the voting process, I’ve never felt politicians have the back of the people, and I’ve always found them slimy fucks who are just there for backdoor deals that make them all rich…when I see people who make 200k living in palaces, worth 100s of millions, after a life of dedicated services….that shit makes no sense…and not in a BIDEN/TRUMP world, but basically since the dawn of time on all levels…even here the Mayor got fired for kickbacks by construction companies…humans as a whole are fucking garbage peoole who only care about them damn selves and don’t realize the threats out there against them or their freedoms…

Speaking of HOLE, here’s Carolyn Murphy trying to manipulate the vote like other rich and famous celebs who try to make you feel bad about yourself and your life and your opinions from their rich person homes in their rich person bubbles…

I don’t know why she’s trying to promote the vote, but it’s the thing to do to seem self aware or like you care, pretending that shit is important when it is not…

I don’t know what is going on with her ass as her asshole seems to vaccuum in her ass cheeks…but she’d be better off spending time fixing that…

And the truth is, I don’t give a fuck about what some low level model from 15 years ago does with her time….especially one with a fucking sex tape…

She’s trash…but she wanted you to vote with her ass…and she’s had a sex tape…so she trash…click here YOU CAN SEE THAT SEX TAPE HERE

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2020

04

Nov

Sahara Ray Topless Voter of the Day

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The most impressive thing about Sahara Ray in these videos is her ability to catch shit in her mouth like she probably caught dick in her mouth back when she was first starting out!

She was a crowd favorite in the hipster girl who gets naked scene that paved the way for cunts like Emrata…

She was early to getting naked thanks to having big tits back when girls could go viral on instagram for being in bikinis all the time. She got the followers, brands started paying her, it all became too much being the lamest kind of celebrity and girl lost her fucking mind…

She’s likely paving the way to do porn, they all fuck why not film it….maybe an Only Fans, you know because she’s a nude model and that whole period of being a brand friendly influencer was just a detour from her core.

This is another manipulative showing off she voted clickbait bullshit by idiots who for the most part are too dumb to actually have a say in anything, but she’s got her tits out, so you know she’s serious….and smart…and educated…and trying to get views the way nature intended…in the lowest hanging fruit kind of way which happens to be the best way…as long as they don’t try to talk or explain shit or be activists and stick to flashing tit.

Here she is after obliterating her face with photoshop:

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2020

04

Nov

Trisha Paytas Fucked Up Voter Tits of the Day

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Trisha Paytas is a Youtuber, who I guess got her start as a stripper, but in 2012 found Youtube as a great venue to get an audience and make that money, but like anything, that Youtube money probably dwindled and her spending habits remained the same, I mean she’s got billions of views and probably made MILLIONS….but with the whole COVID making sex work, fan sites, spreading asshole to pay the rent the trendy thing to do, I guess she hopped on that.

Which brings up an important point, why the fuck is GOOGLE supporting these content creators, or were supporting these content creators, despite being vile, disgusting, whores that are terrible for the future generation….I mean obviously it is because of the views and the ad dollars they share with her…giving her that venue to monetize herself….when they don’t let me run google ads here and haven’t since 2014 before there was traffic…because we are porn…

I don’t get it…not that I know who Trisha Paytas is…and. don’t really want to know who she is because aggressively mangled women from bad plastic surgery fucking disgusts me…it’s the UGLIEST thing even an UGLY girl can do to herself in trying to be hot…like it fucking matters…dudes will still fuck your ugly ass that was likely less ugly before because it wasn’t fucking mangled on some Frankenstein shit….

People make me fucking sick, but youtube or google sees them as money makers!

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2020

04

Nov

Amanda Nicole Public Flashing of the Day

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I don’t know who Amanda Nicole is but she has a masterful skill of coving her vagina with the smallest of underwear without showing any labia – so it is instagram friendly….

She is not Anna Nicole Smith who as we know was a legend, RIP girl….but she may be on the quest to be the next Anna Nicole, she just needs a 90 year old Oil Tycoon and some Playboy hype….since DrunkenStepfather hype isn’t enough for basically anyone to prosper or really to even be seen…

Yes this is terrifying, but this is what the world is now.

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2020

04

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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It may be the gateway to the most wonderful time of the year, but this Wet Sport Wednesday shit is not the most wonderful time of anything….I get it, people like wet pussy but there’s a few kinds of wetness that can take away from the hotness of a wet pussy, from sweat to obesity to chemical imbalances to bacterial imbalances to infections of sexual and non sexual nature….there’s piss and periods…there’s the natural “cleaning” mucuses of the pussy…so not all wet panties are from a girl rubbing her pussy until it fucking explodes and wet spot wednesday is a stark reminder that some we pussy is actually gross when its not sitting on your face or sucking on your dick….

But who are we to judge the women trying to get hype and attention for their wet pussies, the fact they post this shit is great.

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2020

04

Nov

Big Girl Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

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Fixing Broken Hood…

Woman Vs Glass Door

Idiot Uses Lighter on Gas Filled Balloons – People are Dumb

Adults Kicking a Trump Effigy Is Pretty Fucking Lame

Tire VS Scooter

Topless Protestors from 2 Months Ago….

Truck drives along highway with doors flung wide open in Thailand

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2020

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a generation where girls are trying to be the pussy that gets cummed in at the threesome….you know they don’t want to be the other girl, the second string girl who doesn’t get cummed inside, because she has to know she’s second string and that her womb and cunt isn’t quite as good….it’s the competitiveness of the threesome…two girls going at each other….

I hear there was an Election going on? How’s that working out for you?

The hope is that the lecturing, the taking trying to guild people into thinking a certain way, the shaming of people for what they believe in or who they voted for by the people who are anti body shaming, gender shaming, any shaming….yet do the shaming because they are fucking idiots of social media….who don’t realize they are full of shit..

The other hope is that China doesn’t officially take over thanks to their song and dance app sluts fucking love…and that the Communist government LOLz about…

The other hope is that freedom of speech stays free, because recently Canada’s muppet in charge said something like “Free speech is good as long as it doesn’t offend anyone”…in a world where anything you say will offend someone, we need to stop worrying about the offended and focus on the people who appreciate what is being said…

We can’t make everyone happy and shouldn’t bother trying, because when you do, you always lose, because some people are fucking unahppy….not to mention…it’s shaming people into thinking what they think is wrong, not decent, not right…and the pressure is coming in from Celebs, Tech Billionaires and the mainstream media, corporations and all these other people who are so detached from reality, who don’t even pay high taxes because they are rich enough to have tax lawyers and an accounting team, telling us peasants how to think….scary times that I am sure will continue for a while….

They have all spent so much time whining….and I guess I have too because when I have nothing funny to say about a slutty celeb, I always end up sounding whiney, it’s a flaw that I probably won’t fix in my lifetime, but at least I am aware of it…

Here are some links bec

Kristin Cavallari was Up Early at the Gym Being Slutty
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Girl in Thong and a Dress Does Gymnastic Shit on the Boardwalk
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Blacn and White Nude Posing
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Zoom Glass Trick Teacher by Dressing as Ghosts….
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Touring a 70 Million Dollar Mansion
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Tito Ortiz wins City Council Seat in Huntington Beach
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Naked Model Posing with YARN
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Backflip Fail to Inspire All You Idiots
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Hackers Find Missing People for Fun
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Edible Water Bottles
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Bulls Center Wendell Carter Jr. Claims He Was Hacked After Appearing to Slide into Justina Valentine’s DMs
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People Doing a Dumb Pumpkin Head Photoshoot
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Deep Throat Challenge!
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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