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2020

Aug

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Like any average dude, I sometimes think of how life would be different if I had founded a sex cult when I was in my 20s, not that I would have the influence to get anyone to join my sex cult, but it’s a sex cult fantasy…..

Then you realize just how shitty the kind of people who join sex cults are….even the best top tier sex cult is going to be occupied or congregated by the worst people, now factor in the kinds of people I know, or have met and realize even the worst of them wouldn’t join, so I’d be dealing with real low grade shit, we’re talking some handicapped orphan who was just kicked out of the institution and left in a field to die until stumbling upon our sweat lodge level of not the kind of people you want to have a sex cult with….homeless, sick, criminals, it’d be like the HIV when HIV was still a threat of sex cults….So they would probably be some of the most annoying lemmings around…and the idea that they live in your compound seems fucking annoying…

Then there’s the whole #metoo movement that would make your sex cult pretty sexless, or you’d want it to be sexless for fear of it being seen as an abuse of power down the line, and other fun things that seem like a whole lot of stress….

the sex cult is only good as a 70s porn plot…because real sex cults would fucking suck…even with all the sex….

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UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira Gets Oiled Up for a Red Hot Photo Shoot
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Salma Hayek Floating in a Bikini
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Cody Bellinger’s Rumored Girlfriend Chase Carter Shares Her Topless Just Out of the Shower Look
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Tina Louise Bikini Nip Slip
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Olivia Munn in a Tiny Bikini
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Kim Garner White Panties!
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Kendall Jenner’s Thong Booty
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Kylie Jenner Calls herself a Brown Skinned Girl…and Some Racy Pics of Her…
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WWE Star Paige Celebrated Her Birthday Early in a Latex Swimsuit
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Girl Digging her Phone Out of a Porta Potty…..is the Worst Thing Ever…
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Drunk Woman Passes Out
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Octokuro – Everything You Wanted To Know about this Cosplay Babe…
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Dump Truck Drifting…
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Surfer Lucie Rose Donlan Goes Topless on the Gram
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Noah Cyrus Gets Nude
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Model Dancer Larsen Thompson in a Bikini
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Renee Gracie “Quarantine and Chills” in a Bikini Made of Masks
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Exploring a 1990s Movie Theater
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Man Who Climbed Everest 21 Times
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Arrest Made in Jam Master Jay’s Killing…
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Elsa Hosk’s Glittery Throwback
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Sara Sampaio’s Bikini Modeling
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Los Angeles Kings Mascot Being Sued for Sexual Harassment
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How Credit Card Scammers Work
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Hot Woman in Tight Jeans Doesn’t Distract Dude
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People Passing Out While Deadlifting
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David Blaine FLoat over the Hudson River…
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Isabella Fonte Outdoorsy
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Sydney Sweeney on the Race Track
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Man Charged After an Attempted Kidnapping at the Home of WWE Star Sonya Deville
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Some Cheesy Pickup Lines
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The Man Who Doesn’t Like Cars Idling
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Cami Romero is a Hot Model doing Hand Stands in a Bikini
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Devin Booker Immediately Spotted With Kendall Jenner After Suns Were Bounced From the Bubble
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Nude Model Ambre Getting Wet
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Katie Kearney Shows Everyone That She’s Got a Booty Now
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Hot Vintage Ferrari Road Trip Shoot
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A Day in the Life of Dove Cameron
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Ayla Woodruff Nip Slip
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Rumer Willis in her Birthday Suit
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Carrie Underwood for her Fitness App
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FOX Sports Host Jimena Sanchez is Worth a Look
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Sex Cult Survivor Rose McGowan Accuses Director of Sexual Misconduct…
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Dean Cain on Cancel Culture
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John Hughes Didn’t Understand the Pretty in Pink Lyrics
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Ryan Reynolds sold Aviation Gin for 610 Millions
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Aubrey Plaza in Shorts
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Girls Licking their Own Boobs
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Sneaky Flash….
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Gabbie Carter Giant Boobs
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2020

Aug

Amber Heard Mosque Tour of the Day

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People are mad at Amber Heard for going to some MOSQUE or some other Muslim religious site in Turkey, you know, weekend trips when in Europe fighting some law suits with her husband….

They are mad because she wore a sheer shirt, you can see her whore nipples, and she put on the Hijab the wrong way, you can still see her hair, because she’s some white trash from Texas who may like money and expensive things, or rich things, that she can mooch off and manipulate because she’s got that white trash stripper gene, capable of upselling the lapdance, only she did the whole Hollywood thing, instead of selling Time Shares in Cancun thing…because of that ego…

I am not into organized religion, but I am into respect for all cultures just not shitty people….and really we should all be mad at Amber Heard for being a gold digger who throws her man under the bus to benefit her because that’s the kind of pile of shit she is.

I have hated this trash since she first surfaced and tried manipulating the media by saying that she was bisexual in a time that it was a good way to guarantee a headline, this was [rior to Johnny Depp, and I watched the whole Depp thing unfold knowing that she’d eat his fucking soul to benefit herself, because she just has that vibe, so nipples at a Muslim site is the least of what’s wrong with her, definitely not the reason she’s going to hell, because everything else about her is so much fucking worse…because she is the worst..

Conveniently, she’s dating a woman now, you know in her “bring down the man until I need a man for sperm to get me childsupport from my lesbian”…since Amber Hears is expiring trash that we can only hope is blacklisted and can never work again…and to all the idiots who fall for her obvious bullshit, you deserve what you got…because it was always so obvious how evil that pussy she was using for personal gain was….do you remmeber her sexts to Depp about “Tonto” or whatever when he was filming the Lone Ranger appropriating Natives…terrible woman…

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2020

Aug

Maya Hawke See Through of the Day

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Maya Hawke more like Maya working it for the Cock because clearly she’s trying to make a name for herself by getting cocks up into her fan club via her big Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke created tits….just like an OnlyFans girl who realizes she can make more money selling the nudes than selling skinny teas….or whatever….only Maya Hawke is from Hollywood royalty, assuming you think Uma is royalty, I know Ethan Hawke is up there at legend status, but that doesn’t make a difference when most celebrity kids are just out here trying to be famous for being hot, while this one is doing a bit of that, I mean these are her titties, but is doing it in a way that feels more like her promoting her acting career and less about her just putting her tits online…the outcome and work is about the same but the meaning behind it is different and that’s what counts…use your parents to get you in movies, instead of using your parents last name to get you on the VIP list at some festival (RIP DUE TO COVID) as they try to get famous on instagram like a bunch of fucking losers because it’s easy to pull off with famous parents and a bit of budget…but that doesn’t mean it’s not meaningless and dumb as fuck.

Anyway, I feel better about life having seen Maya Hawke’s tits today.

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2020

Aug

Rita Ora Holding Up the Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is really letting COVID bring her down, you know as she lives this European Holiday, because she’s from Europe and August is for Holidays…

You’d have to be a fucking loser to wear a mask, or stay home during COVID when there ample vacation to be had….

So many bikinis, swims, adventures, expensive meals….luxury because you can’t just believe the media and miss out on a summer, especially when celebrity is fleeting and no one has ever heard a Rita Ora song despite how famous she’s got herself, but has been hustling hard for that audience who follow her, in part because of the tits, but who is getting on in age and it would be a real waste to not maximize the celebrity you’ve built and lock yourself away for some crazy reason like a pandemic….especially not when you’re peaking..

So here’s here bikini vacation overview from the weekend.

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2020

Aug

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

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Halle Berry turned 54 years old the other day, so I guess she took the opportunity to get into a bikini to show you why she’s made so much money as an actress over the years, in part because she’s half black and passable as black, despite being raised white enough to speak the racist Hollywood language…they’d be scared to cast an actual born and bred black person because they are racist hollywood….so she filled their needs, maybe inspired some black people out there before they saw her as an appropriator, who should apologize for her acting black, even though she’s a fucking actor…but who people shouldn’t be so uptight about because even at 54 she’s fucking awesome, and that’s not something I say often, I am usually pretty grossed out at anything over 35 trying to be hot, half naked and in a bikini, but Halle Berry’s still got whatever she’s always had, black or white or an appropriator or not….and really we should all focus on what actually matters and that is how many dicks she’s had in 54 years…because when you only work a few months a year, if that, that’s a lot of time for dicks…

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2020

Aug

Julianne Hough Bikini Pose of the Day

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Julianne Hough who I guess is going through a divorce because she couldn’t live life without fucking her brother…seems to be a hollywood sex worker and not just because of her bending over tits out in a bikini like she was facetiming one of her famous friends…

I like to think professional dancers don’t get fucking famous unless they are using that professional dancing to fuck their way into famous….or I guess dance their way onto the dicks of the right people who can help advance their careers….

It is very unlikely that Hough and her dance partner, and possible sex partner, her brother….just made it randomly…when so many professionally trained dancers end up stripping or working in Vegas…unless there’s a mormon connection, even though she’s denounced the religion, but that may have brought her to others who have denounced the religion…to give her work…but it probably has more to do with leaving her church and going nutty and out of control..

Since she dated Seacrest and every girl or sugar baby or LA model who has dated Seacrest that I’ve met and surprisingly there’s been about 4 or 5….have said he’s a monster in the bedroom, which is hilarious to think about, but with all that sexual tension from being a gay or presumed gay, he delivers…at least the rumors are he finishes in all their asses…but that could be lies…from girls who signed NDAs to fuck him because they are as bad as you’d expect them to be….not all of Seacrest’s conquests are girls he buys implants for….or that he tries to do Pretty Woman things by shutting down stores for them to shop on his credit card as a power play….some are actual TV personalities like this….even if she doesn’t have all that much of a personality and if she did it’d be an annoying one….

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2020

Aug

January Jones Bikini Ass Shot of the Day

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January Jones milky white single mother who entrapped Jason Sudeikis with her sperm eating / spitting out baby vagina…that you can’t fully see in this old lady bikini pic with her bikini bottom jacked up her ass in a way that you’d think she’s trying to feel a little tickle from the whole fabric pressed into her cunt, but that may be just a way to try to give her old mom ass some shape…I don’t know, I didn’t design this photoshoot, January did, because bitch has nothing else to do as she basically lives this mooch mom life collecting money from the rich baby daddy….it’s not like she’s got acting work now that the producers who would have made her fucked them for a part can’t behave like that, plus realize she’s the kind of condom flipper, a little inside out and re-inserted inside the womb to make said babies for profit…

Anyway, like any bored rich woman with a pool and a social media to make her feel validated, the only answer to content creation is as many bikini pics and titty pics as possible because they get liked, shared and make her feel like she matters…which should work for you.

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2020

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who started modeling at 14 in Brazil before the Victoria’s Secret people found her…she was one of their Angels for a minute, before realizing she didn’t need that shit and would just walk their Runway Fashion Show Informercial until it was cancelled instead….and moved back to Brazil.

She is a good lesson for all the girls out there who think they are hot, but don’t realize that that fitness is fucking key to life…or at least the key to looking hotter longer, because the model, who I am sure was hot to begin with, but who is even hotter now that she turned her life to health and fitness, still has a tight fucking body….which makes sense since she spent the last 5 years or so doing crazy workouts on instagram to show us what being toned with lean muscle after the age of 30 looks like….

My favorite of the pics is the squatting pic because it looks like her vagina is a cartoon with his tongue dragging on the ground…which may not be the look you want for your vagina but at least it lets the people know the vagina is there….and it could be a dick, she is from Brazil with low body fat, something often attributed to testosterone, and Brazil is the hub of tranny prostitutes who bring AIDS to the American porn industry…so YOU never know…is it lip or is it a tuck game fail…who cares…she’s tight bodied…

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Some more from the IG…

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2020

Aug

Sophie Mudd Bikini of the Day

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I am a pervert so I am all about the slutty pics girls produce of themselves, even if I make fun of them, because the only thing that interests me in social media is the slutty pics girls take of themselves…that’s life as a pervert….

I don’t need to see the latest food creation from some asshole, or the latest trending meme or challenge, that shit is dull, in part because I need most MEMEs explained to me….sure travel content is cool too, but who the fuck is going to travel, and it’s far more interesting when there’s a naked or half naked chick on there trying to sell you on subscribing to her nudes…

So I actually appreciate girls, all girls, whether they are Sophie Mudd who realized she had huge tits that she could market and get herself to be famous for being hot..whether that’s all that impressive…I mean with tits like this, what an easy fucking way to get eyeballs that you can figure out how to monetize later…whether that’s with brand deals, or a porn membership site…as long as they get to continue with their racy / hot / slutty content….which I assume is their passion cuz none of these bitches get up and do anything else….maybe it’s just too easy to just selfie, maybe they have nothing else to offer than tits and an ass, and maybe I don’t care, just keep it coming…so the people who follow her can keep it coming….and by it I mean their microdicks.

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2020

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Getting Nude of the Day

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Miss Charlotte Lawrence is the daughter of Kate from the Drew Carey show and some other producer who may have created the show SCRUBS, so they are rich and connected in hollywood, so naturally their daughter, as she paves her way through life, making a name for herself outside of her parents and all their connections, while living off their money and their connections, she gets naked or topless on the internet because clearly we are a sex driven species and with all the porn out there, mixed with all the narcissism out there, it’s only NATURAL to want to post up nude pics of yourself for the fans…they get more likes and follows and even old ladies who aren’t influencers are posting up their bikini pics cuz they are proud of their bodies and all the comments they get from their pervert ass friends…moms and grannies of facebook all love their vacation feedback from their friends…even if they are old and fat and vile…it’s human nature.

So…the rich and connected spoiled brat of two idiots who probably think they’ve won at life….giving their offspring some kind of ego…is out here in a topless shoot, smoking some weak ass weed with what looks like cherry flavored papers, something any weed smoker would frown upon, but that some bratty kid with an Ocean view shows off to let you know how hip she is….because when you’re a coddled rich kid who grows up amongst rich kids and the only thing you know about being someone your age is from social media and the movies…you sort of have no chance…

She’s also with her hot bodied friend in a bikini…assuming they aren’t overly photoshopped, even though all these girls are…and I’m not hating….young girls paving the new generation of entertainment industry….I just thing it’s funny that Charlotte Lawrence has emailed me at least once to take down her smut because she’s not into the jokes…and I like being annoying like that…

At my core, I don’t give a fuck about her social media feed or quest to be famous, if anything, I’m just helping her promote it while taking a piss on it, something young people are probably into because standard sex is crazy, but at the same time, the first time I was pissed on, or that I pissed on a girl was about 30 years ago when I was 18 or 19…..so young people have always been into pissing on each other….

Also, she looks good to me and I’m not even on Social media…I’m just hating on it, because I’d like to see these rich kids do better shit with their money and access…that’s really my only complaint of all the young rich kids that are fully connected in the industry…like stop the selfie and make a horror movie…or something beyond a fucking selfie you lazy fucks.

Here she is smoking weed cause she’s a BADASS

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