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2024

09

Sep

Ella Hunt’s Hard Nipple of the Day

Ella Hunt is some British Actress who has been in a few things over the last 12 years, most recently, she’s in the Kevin Costner SAGA Horizon which I haven’t seen, but doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t watch it, I’m into cowboy shit…

I don’t know if she has any hardcore sex scenes in the Horizons Saga, that they’ve cancelled the theatrical release of part two and three because not enough people like cowboy shit enough to leave their house and sit through it at some shit soaked bed bug ridden movie theater….when they can just wait to watch it at home in their underwear, in their safe place they can jerk off to the Ella Hunt sex scenes without fear of being arrested like PEEWEE HERMAN (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) or other sex offenders….

I do know that she’s got a hard nipple in her outfit and that’s about as close to a sex scene you can get in an outfit worn in public…so here it is.

I’m an old fucking man and still respond to hard nipples the way I did when I was 15….with joy and excitement. Maybe I am stunted, maybe that is where my mental capacity ended because I had a traumatic experience like being molested….who knows, but hard nips still matter and so do you, well you not so much, but hard nipples forever.

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2024

09

Sep

Naked and Pregnant Nina Agdal of the Day

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Here are some pics of Nina Agdal naked and pregnant because pregnant chicks think you want to see them naked while pregnant….

I assume it is an attempt to convince you that she wasn’t born with a set of balls, not realizing that in these modern times, we’re very familiar with the medical and scientific fact that men can have babies, and that some men are born with both balls and uterus….

She also doesn’t seem to realize that I’ve watched movies and I’ve seen them make some pretty realistic looking pregnant chicks who aren’t pregnant at all…

But then again, if she is able to get pregnant, it only makes sense that she would do it with a sucker like Logan Paul who is the leader of a billion dollar energy drink brand, a youtube sensation and the kind of guy who is probably busy and distracted so he’ll just throw money at the Danish who doesn’t look as delicious as the Danishes at the local bakery, but I’ve always thought she was overrated and pulling a scam….with her throat.

So the pregnant version of her naked or not still has that freakish head and her muscular ass and giant milk filled tits can’t override that shit…

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2024

09

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I’ve been seeing some threats of COVID’s return, at least in the form of retards in masks in their car alone….

I still have PTSD from the whole COVID thing but I am not a believer that it will happen again…but then again…we are a group of retards…and I don’t believe that people have spines or are capable of any original thought, so they’ll comply with shit that doesn’t make sense just because they are told to, which is always funning to watch from as an outsider, because I’m sure we’re all sociopathic enough to appreciate a good manipulating a retard into doing something they aren’t supposed to do, like the time I manipulated an actual retard I worked with to grab the tit of one of our co-workers, it was so easy to convince him that she asked me to ask him to do it, but that he had to ensure that it was a surprise and that he didn’t ask for permission first….

He got fired….

I laughed and I laughed…but the truth is that retards shouldn’t be in these work programs that don’t pay minimum wage in the first place, so I was really doing him a favor…

Anyway…..

With it being an ELECTION YEAR, there could be some sort of pandemic to lock us all in like we’ve been locked in before, and people will go along with it, but the hope is that shit never happens again…

If it does, it will give these HEALTHCARE HEROES something to do outside of producing porn on the job, you know give them actual work and parades to validate them instead of forcing them to tap into the nurse fetish, selling their body to the fans as a secondary revenue stream….

In the meantime, here are their nudes.

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2024

09

Sep

Britney Spears Farts on a Hat of the Day

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Here’s a video of Britney Spears gyrating the air, like she’s fucking a ghost, or one of the voices in her crazy head.

She’s also in a skimpy bikini and showing off her pubic bone, which is something that she does in these weirdly shot videos from the prison she calls home.

I still think she’s on a Green Screen, or that this shit is just AI, but I don’t think it really matters whether Britney is dead, or if she’s actually in the midst of a mental breakdown that we are experiencing, or if her handlers just want us to think she’s being crazy while using a body double, while she’s in a medical induced coma in her a hospital bed in her basement….

I think the whole thing is pretty erotic….and I’m not even into girls farting in cowboy hats as a fetish….

I’m more into half naked 40 something pop stars crashing and burning in the weirdest of ways…she’s professionally trained but handles the internet like a crackwhore who just got her first phone with a camera on it from the government so she’s doing her best to make it count…

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2024

09

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits in Canada of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is probably the most important celebrity of the times, which is inspiring for the diversity and inclusivity movement, because it proves that there is work for woman who have freakishly large tits for their small frames….

What would have once been seen as a birth defect that belonged in a touring circus, or fetish pornography, is now something that can exist in the mainstream….

So despite her having a rockin’ set of tits, she’s been able to make it in America and that’s inspiring….like watching the Special Olympics runners with no legs hop along the track events like that dude who killed his GF in South Africa…

She has taken her DISABILITY and made it her ABILITY….her HANDICAP is her HANDICAPBLE….

A white blonde chick with great tits can live the American Dream in the entertainment industry despite all the adversity…

Incredible walls have been climbed, glass ceilings broken, because never before has a busty blonde made it in entertainment, but I guess Sydney’s talent outshines her tits….

INSPIRING…

She’s in Toronto promoting some movie.

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2024

06

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fuck off with this dance thing…

The constant dancing in anything I look at is raping my brain.

Dancing is retarded and embarrassing and the fact that humans, probably jacked up on anti-depressants turn to the internet to watch dancing creeps me out.

Dancing belongs in one place, the stripclub, the only place dancing is not annoying while still being humiliating, just in a way the audience can jerk off to…

Make Dancing Great Again…ban that shit, make it illegal like Footloose, unless it’s in the stripCLUB

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2024

06

Sep

Bono’s Daughter’s Fat Tits From her New Netflix Show of the Day

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Bono has a spoiled and entitled piece of shit daughter named Eve Hewson, who was raised in Ireland, went to NYU, is now 33 years old and has some tits.

She is an actress, because when your dad is Bono, you can be anything you want to be even without the tits, but she’s got the tits and that is what matters.

She is currently in her breakout role in a Netflix show called “The Perfect Couple” with the creepy and overworked zombie robot built in Scientology named Nicole Kidman, who is constantly in a WIG and showing her dead and robotic eyes in multiple projects a year, making me think there are more than one of her built and not in a good way, not in a celebrating Nicole Kidman way, but in a shit is SCARY and weird way.

Anyway, this is about EVE HEWSON because she’s got fat tits and wears a bra in the show she plays the “bride” in.

She has a bikini scene a bra scene and the tits almost erase her BONO face that is giving a little too much BONO and not enough BONER…but tits remedy that.

Here are some other pics of her:

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2024

06

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipple Dress for Attention of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the daughter of some celebrities, raised in the industry, entitled, connected, well funded and probably a piece of shit.

She’s been trying to make it in America under her own hustle as a popstar which for some reason I call no one paying attention to her at the level she wants them to because it involves pulling out her tits for attention.

Since her inception, despite the money and connections, she’s had her tits out….yet all these years later, no matter how many of the fashion events she attends, or industry exclusive or rich person exclusive things she does….and not matter how many tits come out or how often either of her tits come out…the people don’t give a fuck.

Which is good thing because it means more tits…a tactic that people will eventually buy into cuz tits are hot.

Shameless in a good way….desperate in a good way….greasy ass bitch is a good enough way….

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2024

06

Sep

Halsey Has Her Tits Out While Doing Santanic Symbolism Looking like a Tranny Winehouse of the Day

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Since I don’t care about these shitty pop acts that won the lottery amongst other aspiring pop acts who didn’t make it, they are all pretty interchangeable.

So when I saw Halsey, I thought Kesha, then realized that it’s Halsey, who I remember being the girl who pretended to be homeless and black, an offensive and racist stereotype, probably also a victim of sexual abuse and every other possible disorder for attention…..

Last I heard she was dying of some terminal disease that isn’t caused by mixing blood, you racists….but since I don’t know what the disease is, it could actually be a black disease like sickle cell….but not dying enough to look white as shit with her tits out in a magazine photoshoot.

The shoot is cheesy hipster shit you’d expect on INSTAGRAM in the early days, eating SPAGHETTI so edgy and innovative you lazy fucks….but what do you expect, pop shit with fake tits…and at least she’s got the tits out in her lame, fabricated, contrived edginess nonsense.

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2024

06

Sep

Victoria Justice Looking Hot of the Day

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Victoria Justice posted a series of pictures in her bikini and doing other provocative things because she’s trying to relaunch a career that she probably doesn’t need to relaunch since her freakish fans never left and sat their waiting for her updates on her social media feed waiting for a new album drop because they can’t handle not having new Victoria’s Justice in their life…

Well, she’s marketing her bullshit with provocative social media content you can jerk off to and she has tits you didn’t know she had, which is always a nice surprise when you hire a hooker off the internet not sure what she’s packing under her snowsuit because you live in the land of ice and street walkers, especially the homeless ones you can afford have to wear snowsuits to survive. Like unwrapping a gift…..and it applies to pop stars or famous chicks who strip down into bikinis and suddenly have tits….

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