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2020

30

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Braless of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley may be 100 years old and still playing up her one trick pony trick of being in a bikini or using her tits to get, or to just occupy her time because what the fuck else is she supposed to do…..but even weirder than an old lady doing the bikini thing is the fact that her son is the one who shoots all of this, the good news is he’s a transgender and likely gay, maybe from his mom making him take these kinds of pics, the desexualization of the woman happens when you throw your mom into the mix, you thought you liked tits, until your mom makes you stare at her tits until you hate tits, kind of thing….but the son’s dad just killed himself, for unrelated reasons, and he was very fucking rich, so the son is very fucking rich and that’s pretty fun….lots of money to spend on things to erase your mom’s pussy from your mind….because she just won’t stop spreading it for him, it’s a narcissist thing…I knew a guy who’s mom used to make him fuck her and it was all because she created him and felt he was perfect….which is more love than a hooker will give you…and that’s what matters!

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2020

30

Jul

Sarah Shahi School Girl Fetish of the Day

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Sarah Shahi is 40, she’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate….because you think they blow shit up with their Oil money….and are attacking your freedom….or maybe if you’re a Karen, you think she’s a Mexican which is what those Karen’s hate more that the Arabs, but I am a firm believer that racism should be blinded by hot pussy….

I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV….and even if she’s not worth fucking…but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater….even though you could argue that this site is hate filled….but it’s not the intention, I am just bad at expressing myself….

She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutionary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….but not really, I referenced an old post….and here is her a little too old to be wearing a school girl outfit….but looking better than most 40 year olds so we’ll give her that pass!

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2020

30

Jul

Bikini Girl Wants One More Sip of the Day

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Here’s a bikini girl with a purpose, who knows what matters, who displays amazing form and athleticism as she dives into get one last sip of her confiscated booze as it gets poured out.

I am sure some of you lowlives (me) can relate to those public drinking days when they come and try to take your most prized possession from you and try to rain on your parade and kill your fun….and I’m sure some of you have licked the sidewalk to try to get any of the booze left from the assault from the no drinking hall monitor assholes who clearly didn’t have friends growing up….let the people drink man…

But I bet none of you looked this good, on some hot. booty gymnast level shit in your desperation…it’s funny how a girl in a bikini can turn an act for homeless people that is frowned upon at all public gatherings and events….into something you can jerk off to….all it takes is half nakedness!

Either way, this girl is a fucking star.

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2020

30

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

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I guess Suki Waterhouse is an “actress” now, but when she first popped up she was a hipster model who probably had no business being a model, but was rich and in the scene, and I guess she wasn’t really a hipster, but rather living that life of luxury at all those fashion parties in the UK, and it worked for her because she ended up being Brad Cooper’s temporary, even creepy because she looked 14, girlfriend before Irina moved in and used her Russian brain washing tactics to get pregnant, making dude forget this amateur because a Russian girl from poverty who has made it to the top, and has that fight in her to make it to the top, it takes work, hustle, manipulation…while this rich kid was just handed everything, no work required…she stood no chance….plus Irina is hotter, but that’s a he-said / she-said matter of fucking opinion…

Since getting legit press for dating the A-Lister, (Brad Cooper is an A-Lister), she has been into acting, I haven’t seen any of her movies, but in her defence, I get fucked up every night and watch random shit I don’t remember, so I very well could have, and I very well could have thought she was great, but this booze soaked mind is like dementia….

I will say her instagram bikini shoot is in part silly, in part hot, she looks good…and that’s really all that matters!

More Suki Selfies where she looks like she has her hands full all the time

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2020

30

Jul

Lorena Rae See Through of the Day

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Lorena Rae is a 26 year old German model who’s real name is actually Lorena Rape…

RAPE is her actual last name.

I think that’s all you really need to know about her or at least why she has a stage name, but in this era of everyone having been raped because the man hating women, and rightfully so, dudes are fucking losers, are all hopping on the rape wagon because of drunk sex, or actual rape, who knows, I’m not their vagina…but I think it’d be safe to make this one their figurehead, however girls into fighting rape and rapists typically hate pretty girls…it’s a girls are catty even with their own family and friends thing.

She’s been working since 2012, she’s been linked to Leo DiCaprio as his girlfriend, she’s tall as shit at 5 foot 11, she’s done Victoria’s Secret, Maxim, Playboy, Guess…and now she’s got her nipple in a tank top…or a beater because as most of us trash who wear beaters in our trailer park homes on our mesh metal frame lawn chairs while getting drunk before wrestling the oil drum, as we do, know…wife beaters expose nipples….some Warped Tour pop punk shit…

She was also in a bikini on her Mediterranean adventures because EUROPE…

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Lorena Rae in a Bikini of the Day

She was also in a bikini on her Mediterranean adventures!

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2020

30

Jul

Girls Teaching you the Right Way to Squat of the Day

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I dare you to try that this at the gym when the hot girl with the great ass is squatting, I am sure she will love it and get the humor, just show her this video to back up your decision, not that you go to the gym and not even because of COVID….but I will say this should be a good reason to start….you know and the whole health and wellness thing that you’ve been made aware of during COVID…fight those underlying obesity issues with some fitness…turn yourself into the superhero you want to be…and it all starts with trying to keep up with hot chicks working out. The number one motivator that may get you arrested or if you stick to it long enough….it may get you that hot chick you’ve been stalking as long as she doesn’t ever find out you’ve been stalking even though I think in this era, they’d find that endearing…a number one fan….everyone wants one of those…except me.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Videos

2020

30

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Oh shit, it’s summer, girls have tanlines, girls post those tanlines on the internet, we get to see where their bikini once was, everyone rejoices…even the skin cancer from the lack of SPF you irresponsible tanner getting naked on the internet….

That’s all I have to say about that, I mean you’re only hear for the tanlines you weird fetish fuck.

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2020

30

Jul

Girl’s Gas Station Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

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Amazon Worker is a Porch Pirate

Hotel Karen

Karen VS Pro Skater

Karen with a Metal Pipe

Crying Shop Worker

Mask Shaming with Mask On…

Triggered by a BLM Mask….People are nuts

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2020

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up all you degenerates….I know no one is there, it just makes me feel better pretending because otherwise who the fuck am I writing for….imaginary friends, myself, my only true friend because we are born alone and die alone you emo fucks….Glad we made it this far together……

I figure whether you’re alone or not, you should remember that you’re never alone, just around every corner, embedded in every app, is some ransomware designed to film you jacking off to fat chicks to send to all your contacts….so live life like you’re on stage….so everytime you jack off make a performance out of it…put on costumes, bust out some poetry or spoken word….dance, mime, redo hamilton….

Any of you got cheetos Dust stains on your fingers from fingering a redhead? Or just from fingering yourself cuz you’re a redhead and girls don’t like you?

Who knows….here are some lonks or links…lonks…

Sofia Reynal is an Amazing Model in this Lingerie Shoot
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Victoria’s Secret Needs Your Help
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Laura Wittner is a Hot Semi Naked Redhead You’ll Like
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Margaret Qualley Doing the splits!
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Makes Their Relationship Official
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Paige VanZant To be Joining Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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RIP Malik B from the Roots
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A Four Year Old Video About Having Big Boobs in Summer
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Come as You Are – The Swing Version
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Bikini Girl Stealing Dudes Motorbike
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5 Years Ago, Lindsay Lohan Did this Bikini Yacht Dance
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The Koloea Bikini Girls are Hot
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out, at a certain age, all men become lesbians. You know the female companion to their wife they can’t ejaculate on because that prostate is nice and rusty, so instead they just use prosthetics, or don’t even bother, and save the relationship to ignoring each other….either way, all men become lesbian women when their testosterone gives out, so if you still get boners, take advantage of these social distancing times and jerk off until your dick falls off because it will eventually basically be like it has fallen off and you’ll regret not maximizing it’s potential no matter how clit-like it is….

This isn’t part of the emmasculization of the American male, it’s just low testosterone that allows you the time to focus on things you’re interested in, like crafting…

Or watching the Big Tech livestream in wherever the fuck on Antitrust and it’s so obvious how EVIL all these rich as shit motherfuckers who are gaming the population through tech, the richer they get the more evil they get,

But we made them richer because we are lazy and like clickbait….so click these links..

Jena Sims in Her Bikini Top
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Dua Lipa’s Vacation Snaps
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Natalie Alyn Lind Underwater is Something Great to Watch…
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Paige VanZant Rumored to Be Close to Joining the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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Sailor Brinkley in a Bikini
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Youtuber Savannah Brown Nude
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Hilary Duff in Bike Shorts!
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Dude Does a Mask Test Proving Masks Work with FIRE!
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Bikinis and a Piano.
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Makeup Youtuber Jeffree Star’s Old House is Hilarious!
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Weird Tree Grows 40 Types of Fruit. Weird.
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Bugatti Baby 2 – the Supercar for Kids. So Cool. I Played with Rocks as a Kid.
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Pauline Baly is Hot in Lingerie!
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Shantal Monique All You Need to Know.
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Joan Smalls Bikini Camel Toe
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Our Favorite Eagles Fan Sammy Draper Got Her Nipples Pierced – HOT
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Check Out Iggy Azalea’s Weight on her Driver’s License
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Rowan Blanchard’s Very Tiny Bikini
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Girl Shopping for Bikinis!
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Suicide save
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Padres OF Tommy Pham Took an 86 MPH Pitch to the Junk
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Megan Fox in a Sports Bra with her Man!
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Carmen Electra’s Thirst Trap
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Come as You Are – the Swing Version is Awful!
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Jason Lanier Explains How Social Media is Destroying our Lives
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Measuring Tape Prank
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A Cigarette Loving Buffalo Woman’s Obituary Revealed That She Loved the Yankees and Hated Tom Brady
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Check Out Lil Wayne’s New Girlfriend
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Model Named Nora in a G-String
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Berit Hanna’s Hot California Shoot!
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Outdoor Dining during Pandemic
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Tank VS Car
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Hockey is Officially Back After Two Players Throw Hands During Exhibition Game
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Plus Size Isra Lawrence Talks Vagina Tearing
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Model Elyska on the Beach in a Great Shoot
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Kardashian Affiliate Jordyn Jones has a Booty
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Frida Aasen Ass in a Bikini…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Iggy Azalea in Some Crazy Stripper Gear Looking Thick
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Madalina Ghenea at the Beach with some Big Plastic Tits…
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Sylvie Meis Poolside looking Hot in a Bikini
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Lorena Rae in a Bikini
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Emily Ratajkowski Walking Around in a Bra Top
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Victoria Silvstedt in a White Bikini Being a Whore – She’s a Whore
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Carol Alt at an Event
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Melissa George in a Dress..
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Lily Allen Bikini in Capri
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From stepSMUT!!

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Suction Dildo Doing Its Job
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Finger in the Butthole
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Speech Disorders and Anal Sex Don’t Mix
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Girl Wrestling with Anal….
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Reddit Amateur for You Perverts
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Aubree Rene Makes a Cocktail with her Big Tits Out
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EKATERINA ZUEVA NUDE PHOTOS ULTIMATE COLLECTION
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Great Personal Ad!
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Eating Out During COVID
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Iggy Azalea Thong Ass
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Weird Cosplay Boobs
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Gross Big Titties RUBBING
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Girl Ties her Labia in a Knot…
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18 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Short Haired Girls…Naked
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Boning Girl Picked Up Off the Streets…
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Japan Gym Class is Weird….and AMazing
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A Bunch of Awesome Booty
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Girls Want you to Show You Their Feet
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Snapchat Sex
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EMILY BLUNT NUDE SCENE FROM “HENRY VIII” REMASTERED AND ENHANCED
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