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2020

18

May

Naughty Nurses Naked During COVID of the Day

The only post I like doing during these COVID times is the Nurses being whores trying to get ONLY FANS subscribers like sex workers, presented as heroes, reminding us that ALL women are attention seeking whores who get off being jerked off to no matter what they say…even the man hating lesbians, they just don’t let themselves see it.

Point being, a NURSE in the one time in her career where she is most celebrated, like there may never be another time in their lives where people look at them with fear of catching viruses off them while thinking what the do is God’s work…

Not realizing that they are just there for the health insurance, their real passion is spreading their assholes on the internet for attention….LIKE ALL girls…

It’s amazing where we’ve gone as a people, thanks to the internet, not all the information available to us with the internet, but by giving people that audience!

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2020

18

May

Ireland Baldwin Itchy Pussy of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is built like a fucking school bus, this girl is huge! I’ve made fun of her in the past, but I always give her some positive reinforcement because I like to side with the losers. Even when I bullied people in High School due to hating everyone my entire existence, I would go easy on the losers…they have it hard enough…because not all losers can be like me, which is a loser who is ok with being a loser, who owns being a loser and who wants nothing to do with their “cool” social structures that I knew then and still know are meaningless bullshit…

SO…it’s easy to laugh at her for being 250 pounds and 6 foot 6, with a giant potato head that looks TOO much like a Baldwin and not enough like a Bassinger…

It’s easy to laugh at her for her dad leaving that notorious voicemail calling her a pig…

It’s easy to laugh at her failed attempt at instagram early on and all the subsequent failures she’s had since that time…from being in rehab, from getting prison tats, from dating gutter black female rappers in a lesbian phase…just so many levels of broken..

It’s also easy to laugh at her massive hand digging for clams in her clam…is it a yeast infection, does she shower properly? A lot of girls smell like shit because they don’t know how to wash their cunts….could it be STD scabs healing, or maybe she’s publicly mastburating…finger on clit….or it could be cum dripping out of her…either her own or her dudes…who is on the phone asking if cum is dripping out of her…so she checks…it could be her bush growing out, her razor burn causing ingrown hairs…so many reasons a finger could be in cunt….and why laugh at that…

She’s had it hard enough….bad enough…failure upon failure….and the real Baldwin to hate on is that Christian Hailey, but we know that Justin Bieber probably puts her through hell daily…so even that isn’t fun….I guess all the Baldwins are just low level shit but they are rich so they win.

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2020

18

May

Ashley Benson Back on Dick in a See Through Top of the Day

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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne ended their fake relationship, I hear it was a fight over how Benson isn’t into eating nasty Delevingne pussy, like she’s cool with the whole publicity stunt side of being a lesbian, which has Katherine Hepburn and all the early lesbians who had to pretend they weren’t lesbians in Hollywood rolling in their lesbian graves, because the idea that being a dyke getting you hype is absurd….but that’s the world we live in, or at least assume we live in since it is all a simulation….

POINT BEING, whether they scissored or mutually masturbated, or fingered each other or not, Benson was able to use the Delevingne friendship to drop 100 pounds, retain some tit, and jump back on a dick within a few minutes of breaking up…because she’s spent a year craving the dick….assuming she wasn’t fucking the dick when in her fake relationship with Delevingne…

Lesbianism is a myth, a perversion…but see through tops and nipples are real…and that’s why we will focus on Benson on a comeback tour….now that that other miss step is over with…

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2020

18

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sweaty and Topless of the Day

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I guess we can call this Jennifer Love Hewitt having a party of three in her shower…The three invited are her her saggy old face and two big titties….

She’s clearly been bit by the instagram bug, all whores who like attention are bit by the instagram bug, there’s a reason ZUCKERBERG has made billions off all of your backs…you vapid narcissistic fucks like basic feedback for meaningless content….which is also why the more naked these girls get…the more feedback they get…and the more nude they get…

I think Maitland Ward is a prime example of what happens with Instagram. The tits no one remembered because it’s been 20 years since we jerked off to the bitch, made a comeback when the show she was on was doing a redo.

Quickly generating a fan base of people who were fans of her back then, nostalgic and looking for people to follow….which quickly generated her orgasms to all the fans pining over her…only to end up in big dick black dude mandingo porn….

The failed actor, now the biggest name in porn, at 45 years old….it’s wild but EVERY single actress or person who was drawn to fame can EASILY fall into that.

The content…progressively sluttier….

Now I’d much prefer Jennifer Love Hewitt getting into porn that Maitland Ward, but it’s a process and sometimes it takes these bitches time to find their calling….but one thing is for sure…she’s already getting sluttier and sluttier with the content because the feedback is just that much more…so like all girls of the internet – sex work is near.

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2020

18

May

Julianne Hough See Through of the Day

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Julianna Hough is not a mask Protestor, because she’s got her mask on, sure it’s on wrong, but it’s still on…..

I know some of you are mask protestors, you feel it is an attack on your freedom and you’re posting all studies saying that masks make shit worse,…but I am a mask believer maybe even a mask fetishist….because masks make ugly bitches with hot bodies hotter, plus being told we can walk around anonymous as fuck, or walk into grocery stores with a mask on, like some kind of bandit…is a dream come true.

I mean I may be biased or maybe I have an affinity for masks, if you look up to the logo of this site….you will see the LUCHADOR mask I am wearing…it’s not a fetish, I’m not some dominatrix weirdo, I’m not a goth who wants HALLOWEEN everyday, I don’t even dress up for Halloween…I just like being left the fuck alone, and masks is a good way.

So celebrate the mask, wear the mask, so we don’t have to look at your dumb mormon face and focus on the slutty athletic gear or the hard nips in that athletic gear.

To assume that Julianne Hough has a real grasp on anything, knowing that she was born in some incest fundamentalist mormon cult, where she took up dance because with her brother, instead of other things like being the child bride to Warren Jeffs….and that dance allowed her to integrate into society, but she still doesn’t really know what’s up, besides having had anal sex with Ryan Seacrest on the regular…it’s all just bonnets, braids, modesty, sister wives and bloomer panties to her…Everything else, a confusing stretch.

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2020

18

May

Rihanna Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

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I decided to take a break after posting that Lena Dunham shit, I was like “how the fuck is this my life” because I never wanted to write bullshit captions on celebrity nonsense used to promote celebs while leaving me the unemployed loser with probably a bit more to offer, but too exhausted to offer it, because of the soul sucking effort that went into reposting bullshit content that I had nothing to do with producing….

You know what I mean, it’s a waste of time and not needed by anyone. This isn’t save the world kind of work….

But then I saw Rihanna’s big tits, that outshine her big forehead, as she’s now fat and when fat tits get big….slowly turning into her fat diabetic legless grandma from eating too much Caribbean food in her life of luxury….from Shanty, to Sex Work, to top of the Charts, to Fat slut selling lingerie with her fat tits she got in being a fat slut.

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2020

18

May

LeAnn Rimes Topless of the Day

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When Leann Rimes isn’t home wrecking, getting breast implants, being 45 fucking years old, touring at shitty Casinos around American during the Christmas season to finance her life as a homewrecking fake titty country singer who will always retain her fans because she is one of them and they are Christian and forgiving….a reminder that if you are going to launch any musical career, aim for COUNTRY, it’s the most lucrative and longer term….

Anyway, when she’s not doing any of that, she’s taking and posting silly topless selfies, acting all coy and playful as she covers her tits, as if they aren’t purchased tits…but more importantly…as if she’s not a slut. Don’t worry LeAnn, we know what’s up…no fooling us here.

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2020

18

May

Lena Dunham Fake Illness Attention Seeking of the Day

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I would say that Lena Dunham was molested as a kid, you know to justify her molesting of her sister, a story from a few years ago…that was probably just her trying to be scandalous and interesting because the attention seeker likes being noticed and talked about.

Also, if she was molested as a kid, you know we’d have to hear about it all the fucking time, because for some reason whining fat rich kid pig was confused for some compelling voice of a generation. HBO even gave her a fucking show and allowed her to get naked on that show…like she was some sort of hipster AUTEUR…something HBO should be punished for. They gave her that stamp of approval she needed, but that we didn’t need and until she dies we will have to be reminded she exists…

So along with being disgusting and naked on TV a few years ago, she’s also offended everyone on social media with her bullshit sheltered delusional rich kid who was patted on the back and thus who felt she was worthy of having an opinion…and now she’s on the health and wellness kick.

Unlike actual health and wellness influencers, her health and wellness is more entitled whining about how sick she is.

She had period cramps so she got her uterus removed and is now trans, she claims to have some rare genetic disorder in her connective tissues, all while being fat as fuck…so her health and wellness is more whining about how unhealthy she is…and her clickbait is normally her in various states of naked to empower other fat idiots, while disgusting those of us terrified of fat idiots…

Well, her hypochondria has reached new heights as she walks around with an IV that isn’t on Wheels and a mask, weighing in at 300 lbs, which may be something she puts some actual effort into fixing if she wants to get healthy…but instead she lays there all fat and nasty claiming to be sick, compromised…it makes a good excuse.

She isn’t the first person manifesting illness to justify being a lazy pig, she’s just the most offensive.

Lena Dunham

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2020

18

May

Dude Gets Hungry During Lap Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiots Transporting Glass in the Elevator

Drunk Mom

Drive By Portages Potty

Donuts on the Basketball Court

Lady Biker Crash

Lady Biker AFTER Crash

Asshole

Grub Hub Driver Runs

Fat Trash in Texas

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2020

18

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess quarantine is basically over, the looming threat of a second wave will forever be a dark cloud over our lives, because they need that fear to justify locking down the economy…

I am all for the changes that will now happen…what they call the new normal…like people giving me my damn space and walking as far as possible from me and if they don’t I can yell “GET THE FUCK AWAY” without being the asshole.

More importantly, grocery stores and all stores, not that I’ll ever go back to a store with all this online shopping, like make the peasant retail workers pick my groceries for me the way they did in the 50s….you want my business, do the bitch work for me….

But Grocery Stores, will finally WIPE down the cart handles, something that I’ve found disgusting since I started grocery shopping and something that should be done from the beginning of grocery carts….because I don’t need to hold hands with the dude who was using that cart before more, or I don’t need his spit on cum on my fingers, I’m not that kind of pervert….

The only sad thing about that is that the “baby I got HPV Grocery Shopping, I swear these Genital Warts aren’t mine” excuse will be obsolete…but not getting genital warts grocery shopping outweighs that, we can alway make better excuses!

Then there is the whole ugly girls in masks so I can just focus on their asses the way nature intended…also great advancements in humanity….

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